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2017

24

Nov

Lily-Rose Depp for Vogue Japan of the Day

Lily-Rose Depp is my favorite celebrity child…I don’t know why, but it’s likely because she got

I’m an old creeper checking out an 18 year old like some kind of creeper…despite the law being on my side…THE LAW IS ON MY SIDE…it’s not creepy…

Lily-Rose Depp is a hipster, cool, rich kid fully dialled into the celebrity life, never having to work, with people staring at her because of who her parents are…already winning at life…but most important looking good…real good.

She’s in Vogue, celebrated, becoming relevant thanks to her parents relevance…and I’m ok with her being a spoiled cunt…she looks good…and has that right…

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2017

24

Nov

Nina Dobrev Gnarly Cameltoe of the Day

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Nina Dobrev’s gnarly cameltoe came out a few days ago, and it is pretty fucking hilarious, why even wear leggings at this point, but likely wearing leggings just so that you can pull off the pussy cameltoe without it coming across as shameless…or attention seeking…

I’ve been told by someone who fucked someone Nina fucked – that Nina’s got herpes, which makes sense since everyone’s got herpes…especially young starlets, who I think are Canadian..trying to make it in America on a show that I don’t even know if it’s on tv anymore…but that Cameltoe is happening…it’s modern…convenient…..

Remember – she POSTED this to her social media…intentionall

TO SEE HER IN SOME TIGHT PANTS

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2017

24

Nov

Hailey Baldwin Being Attacked By her Dad of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is getting mauled by her weird Christian father who was once famous, possibly still famous, but defintely narcissistic, the kind of guy who jerks off to pics of his daughter, cuz she came from his sperm…you know rich, weird, delusional…an ex addict turned GOD addict..unstable..

The kind of guy who gifts his daughter a framed pic of herself…you know to celebrate how hot he thinks she is, they are..the world is…

I guess she’d have to be put to work as a model and needs all the encoragement she can get…because she’s not that hot..skinny, alright looking but with that jacked up face…not right…

Rich and delusional crazy people trying to stay relevant through offspring..what the fuck…

Garbage really…

Here she is fake modelling…

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Maitland Ward Turkey Fucker Erotica of the Day

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Maitland Ward is a monster….making a thankgiving dinner – because MONSTERS need to celebrate Thanksgiving too, it’s their right as Americans…especially when that monster has monster tits and is a product of your pop culture…

So here she is shamelessly putting out clickbait thematic content that is holiday themed for people like me to post cuz I got nothing better to do and I guess either does she…

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2017

24

Nov

Senior Citizen Nicole Murphy in Leggings of the Day

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Old Black Ass…in some Leggings for Black Friday…

The most racist day in White America…

I went over this already – it is in the Morning Hangover Dump….about how the corporations designed a day for black people by giving them crazy discounts..to buy the shit the white people tell them about on TV…don’t make me try to write this joke out a second time – it isn’t that funny or interesting….or as fun as wrestling for a toaster…

While this black ass, Nicole Murphy, Eddie’s ex wife…who is richer than 99.9% of the white people, or all humans really, so she doesn’t need to do no black Friday wrestling over a toaster shit…

But I figure old lady in leggings, ex Model ass….

Here are some pics…

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2017

24

Nov

Olivia Wilde’s Hard Nipples in her Mom Swimsuit of the Day

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Olivia Cockburn is a scam, relatively uninteresting but people seem to like her, they find her interesting or hot or whatever…and I don’t get it. She’s old, troll-like, terrible…and manipulative…seemingly a terrible person…

But when her nipples are hard and wet..I get her appeal…and why people would like her – cuz looking at her full titty…nipples in a bathing suit…it’s alright…

I also appreciate that she’s in a one-piece bathing suit…covering up that new mom mangled stomach…allowing us to focus on her hard nipples.

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Charlize Theron in a Bikini of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…

But she can’t be rubbed the wrong way….because she was a starving South African with a killing mom and dead dad back home – with a dream…who did Playboy, and all this other low level shit before she was “FOUND”…and you know what being “FOUND” is all about thanks to the Weinstein allegations…

So she’s the good famous girl, not that good in a bathing suit cuz she’s old, and not the Charlize of the past, but not exposing the hands that fed her, even though we know she did some shit…to get where she’s at..and that is a magical experience…

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2017

24

Nov

Sara Sampaio in Thailand of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a short, average looking model, who is nice and skinny which is nice to see….

I don’t know how the Portuguese girl scammed her way into Victoria’s Secret, because her first job was working for Victoria’s Secret….a small town Portuguese girl…suddenly in NYC making a million dollars a year…makes no sense…but it happened…

I like to think futuristic billion dollar a year scam companies…have genetic labs where they build these women…and she’s clearly got an Adriana Lima vibe….but totally bootleg, they haven’t perfected the science…you can’t expect the world out of people…but who knows, maybe his is just her, skinny girl who dates billionaire…because she can…

She’s in Thailand decompressing…because life’s rough for her.

Here’s a video

Here she is topless with a rich guy in Antigua last year:

Here she is BTS at the Victoria’s Secret show…

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2017

24

Nov

Brooke Hogan Not Hulks Daughter in a Swimsuit of the Day

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This is Brooke Hogan, not the big girl with the big fucking jaw, who is a bit of a monster, with a great inheritance thanks to her dad fucking his friend’s wife on video – only to leak to the media – to sue the media – Gawker specifically…even though Gawker was evil, run by the sodomites, and deserved to be shut down…

This is BrookeHogan1 from the internet, you know the other Brooke Hogan…who doesn’t have the huge Hulk Hogan trust fund, but she’s got the same name as the other one and could try to get some credit cards in her name, that’s what I would do….when opportunity strikes….you know…

She’s in a bathing suit, she’s an “influencer” which basically means she was early to get in a bathing suit on instagram….because the rich guys pay the fuck up bro.