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2017

01

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s K-Fed of the Day

Sarah Hyland is dating some dude who is too well dressed to be straight…

He’s also a “radio” personality, on some Disney Kid kick, that is likely trying to be the next Seacrest…

You know a cheesy, mainstream, accessible faggot with a dream….

They are in LA, and LA is the land of entitled idiots who think they have something to offer, like all the other people who are in LA….

But sometimes it requires locking in a celebrity chick with a huge following, who likely has emotional issues due to childhood trauma…a need to be loved…and once you get in with them, they are easy to seduce…you know make them laugh, take them out, easy target…and then cash the fuck in…you’ve been watching that famous girlfriend the entire time you’ve been in LA…dreams do come true…

Any dude who takes selfies and tries to get famous, is straight gay…and when I first saw this character on her feed he had 50k followers…but now he’s got 500k…worth going straight and ignoring a weird elf head for really…

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2017

01

Dec

Julia Lescova Naked in a Meaningless But Naked Shoot of the Day

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Every once in a while, it is important to stop looking at shitty twitter and instagram pics, and shitty magazine photoshoot pics, of shitty low level models, or girls who think they are models, to focus on actual models, really important models, getting naked in photoshoots for the empowerment, for the art, that is above her…that is beyond her…that she is just a vessel for…her body…just does what the universe wants it to do…against her will…..because that’s the power of nude modeling, it’s an entity in and of itself….that ends with rich as fuck boyfriends to get knocked up by…

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2017

01

Dec

Olivia Wilde in a Bathing Suit With Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Wilde isn’t that hot, but people think she’s hot, so she thinks she’s hot…

A rich kid, who has made it in America, I think she may be American to begin with, I’m not sure what the family history of the COCKBURNS are…but I do know that there’s not way anyone as basic and boring as Olivia Wilde is making it anywhere without having financial backing….

She’s been in movies, she’s made money, her baby daddy makes money, so they can be on vacation…Not so interesting, but her nipples are hard….making her more interesting.

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2017

01

Dec

Lara Bingle Naked of the Day

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Well it turns out Lara Bingle is some old model, reality star, socialite, rich kid…..

She is topless because that’s her tits, are all she’s got going for her, so she might as well show them off in a situation where she can, all thanks for that..they are big tits…fun to stare at…

I don’t even know who or what Lara Bingle is…but I’m still looking, because topless girls are worth looking at..

In conclsion, topless girls, no matter how janky they are, are worth staring at…intensely, until they get uncomfortable…even if they don’t know you’re looking at their tits, or care you’re looking at their tits, because they want you staring at the tits…

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2017

01

Dec

Alana Zimmer for some Fashion Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Alana Zimmer, she’s a 30 year old tall model from Kitchener Canada who apparently moved to New York to be a model after being discovered working at a shitty chain restaurant..I mean I guess those stories happen…I’ve seen models working places but never bothered trying to lock them into contracts…but it happens.

She goes to NYU in Psychology, because it’s a good tactic to get a work visa, it’s a good tactic to get out of Canada, it’s a good place for rich kids to spend their time, because the American Dream applies to everyone…and there’s just so much she can do with her Pyschology degree, like continue to work as a model because she’s tall, cash the fuck in, or work at Ben and Jerrys…or as a waitress where she started…

Here she is in a photoshoot for some magazine you’ve never heard of, pretty naked, but never naked enough, shot by hipster phony photographer Zoey Grossman…and her piss straight gross man pics…that I think she’s leveraged to shoot for Victoria’s Secret or Sports Illustrated now…because scammers scam…and troll the fuck out of things..

I guess this doesn’t matter…she’s got an interesting look and she’s naked.

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2017

01

Dec

Kylie Hannah By Andrew Kuykendall of the Day

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I have no idea who Kylie Hannah is, I do know who Andrew Kuykendall is though, I’ve linked him up with pornstars for at least one photoshoot that was amazing, so I am a fan of all he does and all the girls he takes pics of…even if I would normally be a hater towards hot chicks getting naked to improve their profile, to expand their personal brand, which in and of itself is crazy of me, but only because it’s crazy of them…

I do believe that if you are a woman, you should use your hot body to get ahead, but I just don’t like when women pretend they aren’t manipulating us with their sex appeal, only to throw in our face that we sexualize them, when clearly..they sexualize themselves.

That said, Kylie Hannah…good times.

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2017

01

Dec

Australian TV Hoe Almost Got Killed and Other Videos of the Day

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Cops in Brazil Tase an Inmate’s Ass

Dude Avoids Getting Hit by Shitty Driver…

Baby Moose Rescue

Cat Feeding Puppies

Cop Using PIT Maneuver

Chinese High Rise Safety Gear

Chinese Dude Re-Paints the Road

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

01

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to think of myself as a Christmas miracle….not because I got an erection for the first time in a long time today….just a good old fashion spontaneous erection…on the FIRST day of Christmas…or because I am a fat bearded pervert who likes young pussy, not quite as young as Santa likes em, but mainly because I came to town all over my red suit, which is more of a soiled sweatsuit…not that that’s happened yet, but the day is young, the weekend is near and Christmas parties are happening.

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Lauer’s Working on a 30 Million Dollar Pay Out
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Selena Gomez is Fucking Ugly
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Guy Films Himself Farting in Front of his Girlfriend for the First Time
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Fat Slut in Fat Chick Lingerie Being Fat
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Dog Experiencing Snow for the First Time
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Nerd Jerk Off Material
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Watch SFW Webcam Clips of the Week
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Celebrity Porn!!
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2017

01

Dec

Emily Labowe Nude Shoots of the Day

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Her name is Emily Labowe …she sounds french and European and exciting or some shit and she’s the star of a shoot that looks like every other shoot – but in a world where I have decided as many people as I can in day who get naked or half naked for attention – I never get tired of old and tired things…not that Emily Labowe is old or tired, I have no idea what her deal is…not about to look it up, it’s friday and I have important things to do…like stare at her nudes, it’s all I need to know about her.

Posted in:Emily Labowe|SFW

2017

01

Dec

35% Off the DrunkenSweatshop for XXXmas of the Day

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We’re offering a 35% off site wide sale on all the amazing products in the DrunkenSweatshop, just put in the code XXXmas….all curated by this guy right here…ME…your stepfather…who doesn’t get drunk and say inappropriate things to you, I just write them….

It’s the proper balance of pervert shit…to gift or keep for yourself…and I’m giving you a good fucking deal stop being an asshole…