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2023

Sep

Saweetie Nipples of the Day

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Here’s a little color for your fucking day…. I’ll let FLY HIGH WITH SKY caption this one…He’s got all the insight on the multi-ethnic posts we put up on this site, most regarding historical references that would probably upset you….

I’m old so I don’t know what a Saweeetie is, I just hope that’s not her real name….but you never know, there are some pretty crazy names out there and not just when you’re born to a crackhead.

I’m not saying Saweetie was born to a crackhead, she was actually born to a FILIPINO video vixen named Trinidad Valentin…a video vixen is a stripper looking bitch in rap music videos…

Her grandfather played football with the 49ers, his name is Willie Harper…..so she’s rich…or started out rich and now her tits are exploding out of her outfit because they can…

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2023

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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NO FATTIES ALLOWED…..

The world may be filled with fat fucks, but that doesn’t mean I need to endorse them, even though it is probably a hate crime to point and laugh at them, or to cause a scene on the airplane when you are seated next to one….

I figure that since I am also a fat fuck, I get the pass, like the racist who says racist shit then justifies it as “my best friends are black”…or the homophobe who hates gays and says horrible things about killing them all off justified by being related to a fag…reasonable….or the transphobe who hates trannies because his wife turned into a tranny and now he’s officially gay because he loves her and relies on her as the sole earner in the house, so now it’s just him getting pegged and sucking big testosterone clit for the foreseeable future…

What I am saying is that as a fat fuck, I can say no fatties allowed, because we’re lazy, we’re gross to look at, no one loves or respects us, and the last thing we need is to sexualize ourselves because we know we feel sorry for anyone who has had sex with us, and if they play nice because it was 3 am and they were horny, we know they don’t mean the kind things they said, because we are second rate humans…

Now, some fatties…sexualizing themselves!

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2023

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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As it turns out….

I am much more into the psychopath women who have been influenced by influencers, rocking their matching athleisure outfit and the latest trends, with their tits out, their cleavage out, their faces botoxed and muppet like, skinny, or at least booty injected with their own fat with a Brazilian Butt Lift, you know just a fully committed to the instagram trend insanity, looking like a sex doll and shit…..

That I am the other movement of genderless freaks, with hairy legs and skirts, long hair but possibly dudes, all thanks to their moms being on the wrong side of the instagram feed, conditioning them to be some fucking weirdness rather than some sort of vapid NPC hookerness…

I see the hot chicks half naked and slutty and I see an equal number of fat they thems…and the decisions pretty fucking clear in terms of which direction I hope society takes…BIMBOS over WEIRDOS…

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2023

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are titties too.

I’ve always been a fan of tiny tits, but I figure it’s more importnant now than ever because in this world of going big or going home, while trying to stand out amongst the crowd, there’s a lot of chicks inserting sacks of shit in their tits to live up to the avatar they created of themselves for instagram, in the event they have to go out in person, just all fake as fuck…

So, I find comfort in tits that haven’t been mutilated to look more like the instagram avatar they created around themselves, more natural, more manageable, just as hot since they are tits, and less fat because I married a fat chick, I don’t need to look at pics of fat chicks….

Here are some TINY TITS!

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2023

Sep

Britney Spears Satanic Panty Dance of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears doing some really weird hand signals, that I know if you were to google them, would be some satanic ritual bullshit, since all these idiots do these weird ceremonial satanic rituals like a bunch of fucking losers, because either they believe in Satan, are trained by people who believe in Satan, or like to push the whole conspiracy that Hollywood is run by demons, because these people are fucking demons.

Whether this is Britney or not doesn’t matter, it’s AI that pretends to be Britney and that’s something exciting to those of us ready for the SEX ROBOT to replace all women, we’re almost there…

It would make sense if Britney was part of some big elaborate scheme, that she’d do weird ritualistic dances as a tribute to when they took her virginity and made her not that innocent…but even if she’s just a crazy rich lady who has lost her mind…she’s worth watching decline….because she’s half naked in her dance..

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2023

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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If you’re not wearing tight pants in a way that your pussy is eating your tight pants, then you are neglecting your pussy, starving out your pussy and I am going to call child protective services on to have your pussy taken away from you, so that I can foster your pussy and adopt your pussy, to make a home for that pussy, like Woody Allen, except instead of marrying my adopted pussy, I’ll just use it as a fleshlight and throw it out when it’s blown out, because there’s so much other pussy being neglected by the women not feeding their tight pants to their pussy.

Here are girls who treat their pussy right, by letting us see their pussy through their tight pants..

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2023

Sep

Maria Menounos Bikini Ass of the Day

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Back in the glory days of the site, you see I’m an older fuck now who remembers the glory days of updating a bullshit website that no one reads, because at the time I didn’t realize it was the glory days of the website, but now that it’s the fucking dark ages, I’m like “shit those were the best of times not the worst of times”, funny how things progressively get shittier and shittier….

Just take Maria Menounos, who in the glory days of the site, I was making anal sex jokes about her, back when anal sex jokes were a thing because not everyone was having anal sex on the daily to spread their parasites….she’d be in a bikini on the regular for the paparazzi as whores did in a time before the self shot bikini was seen as standard practice and not shameless bullshit, one of those shoots had a pussy flash, to which I added to my anal sex jokes, and it was a glorious time had by all thanks to all the hype her strong jaw got from being on an entertainment show back when people watched TV, and would end up…

Since those glory days, she’s had a tumor, prostate cancer, I mean pancreatic cancer, I have seen the pussy and she doesn’t have a prostate despite the strong jaw, and now she takes the shameless selfie since shameless selfies aren’t seen as shameless anymore and it kinda makes you wish you were an orderly at the cancer ward she’s dying at, you know, for a diddle….

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2023

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It is probably the most boring and uninspired era of pop culture, just a lot of idiots glued to their social media feeds, figuring out ways to get attention and go viral, so that they can turn their social media in their verion of QVC, which is either selling product, selling other people’s products, or selling their nudes, it’s just so fucking transactional….there’s no whores being whores for the sheer love of being whores, it all has conditions attached to it….making it BORING…like commercialized bullshit…

The only good thing about it is the sheer volume of half naked pics, that usually start with bikini pics and work their way down, because if if they are posted for opportunistic reasons, I can pretend it’s just a casual bikini pic for a little “I’m on vacation tell me I’m cute” and not for “pay me, but this shit I am selling, follow me, subscribe to me, you can sext me for money” bullshit…

Everyone self promoting…where’s the purist bikini pic on the internet….the no strings attach, just showing off my tits cuz I am insecure….

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2023

Sep

Big Tits Waterpark Slide and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Mom and Sister Dance

By the Sea

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2023

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’ 9/11 and I am glad to see that as a society, we’ve come far enough along to finally be able to post hilarious memes about that fateful day, which is arguably a false flag, or at the very least an inside job, that had it’s grip on all people’s hearts, that made travel more fucking annoying, that created meaningless wars that took lives, but that we can now collectively LOL about….

Time, it heals all wounds….especially when those wounds are for the most part propaganda pushed on us by evil intentions….

That’s not to say people didn’t die that day, we can still laugh at horrible things where people died. It’s not to say that Pete Davidson’s dad didn’t die that day, it’s just to say it’s too bad he didn’t bring him to work that day….

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