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2017

16

Nov

Emma Roberts Butt at an Event of the Day

I still have a warm place in my heart for Emma Roberts….one of the original rich kid, hollywood kids, who decided to act…

She’s older but she’s still skinny.. She’s cute, she’s stylish and there’s something about her that I like…probably her daddy issues…but then again, whether her dad is famous or not famous, or in Eric Roberts’ case a bit of both, he was a star too famous to bother with kids, then he fell off into drugs and self destruction while this one sat on the sidelines left disappointed by him…and I can only hope that left a mark on her soul…being an outsider…I tell myself it did…it just makes her overall being that much better…

She was at some event about books, in a see through outfit…and looked good….and that’s all I have to say about that..

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She was in jeans….

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2017

16

Nov

Daphne Groeneveld is Amazing of the Day

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I have been reporting every nipple I see on social media – not because I don’t like nipples – but because I feel slighted by society because I was always about FREEING THE NIPPLE – but I was never able to monetize it because advertisers called me porn – and now – all of a sudden it’s trendy and art and all these fuckers post their nipples – making my existence obsolete – because no one needs to go to one site that posts all the nipples – but rather they can just go to instagram, zuckerberg monopolizing on EVERYTHING…fuck that guy…

So this may or may not be a nipple from instagram of a model named Daphne Groeneveld who I find hot, but I’ve been told by people who know her that she’s pretty fucking weird looking in person…which makes sense..that face is like a muppet…and we don’t need to worry about her in person..it will never happen…so take in the pictures…right…right.

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2017

16

Nov

Clara Gatonovich & Eva Gato in Hipster Titty Shoot of the Day

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Here’s some Spanish model named Clara Gatonovich and her friend Eva Gato…also Spanish..and I guess a model..and I use the word model pretty loosely because everyone’s a fucking model now, it’s weird…

I get it, she’s a person who is posing like an asshole on camera…sometimes posing her asshole on camera…..in fact they both are…but that’s not saying much since everyone wants that life…

There are so many of them doing this, that its not even worth paying attention, it’s impossible to keep track, and easiest to just assume that anything with a pussy thinks she’s a model..

Is it ego, is it over confidence, is it hope she’s going to never have to work…who knows…but then they bust out their tits, and it makes it all worth paying attention to…even when they are EURO and their tits are their bikini tops.

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2017

16

Nov

Phoebe Price of the Day

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Phoebe Price, better known as the goddess of Tennessee who is now in Hollywood, who pre-internet was able to get shot by the paparazzi by hanging out at the right LA places, thanks to LA being a place that attracts people looking for fame and willing to take it wherever they can…

Well, in keeping in the Holiday spirit, she decided to put on a Baywatch themed bathing suit and posed with a car…like the import model of all of our dreams…

It may not make sense, but the beauty of it is that it doesn’t need to make sense…it just happened, and is beautiful, take it in.

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2017

16

Nov

Dina Meyer’s 48 Year Old Ass Clickbaits of the Day

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Dina Meyer was on Beverly Hills 90210, I don’t remember that show because it was 100 years ago, you know at the advent of television and my brain doesn’t really retain that much bullshit information from 100 years ago, as it is fully congested and filled up with useless information from today…

She was the lead in Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu Reeves, so there was a time when she likely thought she really made it..but never made it…

But at 48 years old she’s taken it upon herself to get on social media finding her own audience, her own way…showing her ass….

Oh and she posted a tweet about empowerment not shameless “Look at my old fucking ass”

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2017

16

Nov

Olivia North Looks Good on the Beach of the Day

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Olivia North is some instagram girl who posts naked pics of herself on instagram because I guess at her core she is looking for some kind of validation…or maybe she just understands low level marketing and that tits get hits…or maybe like a Louis CK, she’s just into pulling her dick out in public when a man takes pics of her – only to run back home to masturbate to the experiece…

I don’t have the answers, because I have no idea who she really is or what she does, she’s got modeling agencies, she’s naked on the beach, I see her tits, I have seen her bush..and even with all the slutty photos, she’s still only got 15k followers, laughable really..but not laughable enough cuz I can stare at the tits and I need girls to participate in shit like this to stare at tits…without them, I’d be forced to only stare at my wife’s tits…and that is a life I am not willing to live..

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2017

16

Nov

Woman Climbs Through Drive Thru Window and Other videos of the Day

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Angry Range Rover Driver

Sudden Pedestrian…

Ref Gets Beat

Man Commits Suicide by Hanging in front of Family. What the Hell..

Drunks!

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2017

16

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I don’t really care about the sexually misconduct charges that come out every day, but none of the people accused of sexual misconduct really inspire, excite or motivate me…

I know dudes are creepers, horny fucking pigs, and when given the right opportunity from women who are only with them to get ahead, even if they don’t think they are with them to get ahead, it’s the laws of attractions and they are attracted to their power and thus with them to get ahead, will jerk off in front of them, or make a move and rub them down…because these dudes are momma’s boys, egos, who think if they are feeling the sexually eneergy, everyone in the room is and they should make a pass at them, since they popped a viagra and don’t want it to go to waste…

I just want to see Ryan Seacrest, a known creeper go down….and there are other creepers, but he’d be the funniest…KARMA for creating the Kardashian…he’s shut down Agent Provocateur in Beverly Hills and sent girls I KNOW to shop and buy whatever they want in there…so long as they sign his contract and check their phone at the door with his security…this is a known thing, where are the Agent Provocateur employees, where are the girls he’s likely paying a salary too..

That said, it hasn’t happened yet, but here are some links..

Bella Thorne’s ex Dies of an Overdose
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Chick Chugs a Full Bottle of Wine
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Racist Man Attacks Asian on the Train
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AMber Heard – in Underwear
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Shaq Spent 1,000,000 on his Kid’s Sweet Sixteen
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Gal Gadot is a Whore
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Bea Miller Chick with Big Tits has Cleavage
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Grey Parrot Fucks with Amazon Echo
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The People Hate People Magazine’s Opinion on Sexy Men
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Sofia Richie Midriff…
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2017

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes trying to convince the girl with low self esteem that she’s hot, at least enough to get her to take vagina selfies is pretty challenging, even when the low self esteem girl is hot, because her low self esteem doesn’t allow her to see how hot she is…but once she breaks free…it’s like a floodgate of nudes, a lottery win, like going to Costco and getting caught in the crowd waiting for the cheese samples…just absolute chaos…but with less dirty immigrant hands, and more pussy.

That’s about all I’ve come up with today, so we can leave it at that..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Miranda Kerr is Pregnant with Snapchat Billionaire Baby – Obviously
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Natalie Portman Tennis Erotica
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Big Titty Girl on Welfare – Brags About How She Games her Welfare –
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Oh God Hollywood is Desperate
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Sarah Hyland Defends her Naked in Bed with a Dude Pic…
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Cards Against Humanity Political Publicity Stunt
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Gal Gadot is more Powerful than Brett Ratner…
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Madison Beer Big Cleavage
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The Nip Flash You Don’t Care ABout
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Cara Delevigne Topless in Some Bullshit Acting Bullshit
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Jessica Biel – in a Jumper
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James Franco on Quitting the Internet
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Slutty Tallia Storm
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Close Encounter with a Vampire Squid
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Making a Headdress from Thor
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Linda Carter Old…
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Robbery Breakdown…
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Riding a Cafe Racer
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Hilary Duff Cameltoe
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Carrie ANne Moss Sucks
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The World Hates Bryan Cranston…
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AMber Heard in a Slutty Outfit
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More Amber Heard in a Slutty Outfit
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Drew Barrymore is Terrifying
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely is Old
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Keisha Gray’s Instagram…
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Rose McGowan Surrenders to the Cops
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Rooney and Kate Mara on the Red Carpet with Tits
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Elizabeth Banks Old
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Best List of Porn…
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Kayla Kiss Monster Tits
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Creeping on Girls….the Gallery
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This Site is Life!!
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Horror Porn is Some Weirdness
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That Slutty Canuck is the Hot Amateur of the Day
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Gimp of the Day
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Bridgette with the Big Tits
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Cute Naked girl and her Feet
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Action Girl in the Mesh Shirt
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Cheesy Naked Playmate
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2017

15

Nov

Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy

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Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more…

It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation.

Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover…

Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out…

In what is not her actually eating herself out…

And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are…

Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting.

Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth.

Take her out back and shoot her…

Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits…

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