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2017

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes trying to convince the girl with low self esteem that she’s hot, at least enough to get her to take vagina selfies is pretty challenging, even when the low self esteem girl is hot, because her low self esteem doesn’t allow her to see how hot she is…but once she breaks free…it’s like a floodgate of nudes, a lottery win, like going to Costco and getting caught in the crowd waiting for the cheese samples…just absolute chaos…but with less dirty immigrant hands, and more pussy.

That’s about all I’ve come up with today, so we can leave it at that..

Here are some stepLINKS….

Miranda Kerr is Pregnant with Snapchat Billionaire Baby – Obviously
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Natalie Portman Tennis Erotica
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Big Titty Girl on Welfare – Brags About How She Games her Welfare –
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Oh God Hollywood is Desperate
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Sarah Hyland Defends her Naked in Bed with a Dude Pic…
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Cards Against Humanity Political Publicity Stunt
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Gal Gadot is more Powerful than Brett Ratner…
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Madison Beer Big Cleavage
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The Nip Flash You Don’t Care ABout
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Cara Delevigne Topless in Some Bullshit Acting Bullshit
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Jessica Biel – in a Jumper
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James Franco on Quitting the Internet
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Slutty Tallia Storm
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Close Encounter with a Vampire Squid
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Making a Headdress from Thor
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Linda Carter Old…
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Robbery Breakdown…
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Riding a Cafe Racer
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Hilary Duff Cameltoe
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Carrie ANne Moss Sucks
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The World Hates Bryan Cranston…
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AMber Heard in a Slutty Outfit
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More Amber Heard in a Slutty Outfit
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Drew Barrymore is Terrifying
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely is Old
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Keisha Gray’s Instagram…
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Rose McGowan Surrenders to the Cops
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Rooney and Kate Mara on the Red Carpet with Tits
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Elizabeth Banks Old
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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I Watch This Shit Every Day – Free Hot Girls on Webcam – …I am Watching it Right Now!
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Best List of Porn…
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Kayla Kiss Monster Tits
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Creeping on Girls….the Gallery
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This Site is Life!!
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Horror Porn is Some Weirdness
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That Slutty Canuck is the Hot Amateur of the Day
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Gimp of the Day
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Bridgette with the Big Tits
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Cute Naked girl and her Feet
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Action Girl in the Mesh Shirt
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Cheesy Naked Playmate
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VIRTUAL REALITY PORN…WHAT!!YEES!!
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2017

15

Nov

Nicki Minaj Threesome with herself of the DAy

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Paper Magazine became relevant in the internet age – after being a successful magazine turned hipster fashion magazine turned struggling magazine – with a series of photos they did of Kim Kadashian’s fake ass balancing a champagne glass..you know the body dysmorphia, weird fucking porn chick that found commercial success as a virtual avon lady thanks to being early to the internet hustle…they called the series “breaking the internet’….because I guess Kim Kardashian’s ass, one we’ve seen many times before, even with dick inside it…balancing a champagne glass on her ass is what they consider breaking the internet…it may have been break the Paper Magazine servers big…their biggest traffic day ever maybe…but the internet? In a world that doesn’t care about Kim Kardashian…at least not on that level…I don’t really believe…so there were no repair men scrambling to fix the internet after those pics came out…maybe a few folding IKEA chairs broke in the process of the shoot but I can’t imagine much more…

It’s one of those – If we say it broke the internet, people will think it’s breaking the internet, because people are dumb fucks…situation.

Well, they’ve made a trend of it, a yearly tradition, like Christmas…and this year they featured Nicki Minaj having a threesome with herself on the cover…

Photoshopped to look like she’s eating herself out…

In what is not her actually eating herself out…

And I can’t imagine people caring…I mean it’s Nicki Minaj…who fucking cares…but they will thanks to having nothing better to do ….you know with being the dumb fucks that they are…

Magic wasn’t made, internets weren’t broken…the whole thing is actually pretty disgusting.

Also, her audience is teen girls, tweens really, is this how we want to see pop stars that target our youth.

Take her out back and shoot her…

Here are the rest of the pics….of her in a narcissistic threesome with herself that people are hyping up…even though she’s some scam drama school girl manipulating everyone with fake ass and tits…

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2017

15

Nov

Kaia Gerber Bikini Picture of the Day

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Normally you’d be shocked a teenage girl was posting up seductive pictures of herself for social media, you know like what is this about, is this even legal, where are her parents…you know the kind of image that isn’t that innocent because it is half naked posing…even if it is just a “bathing suit”…she is but a child…you know the kind of image that would lead to getting a girl suspended from school, or maybe in a meeting with her priest to figure out what the deal is…

But when it comes to billionaire heiress Kaia Gerber, the product of Narcissistic Cindy Crawford, who is using her as some kind of revival of her ego, or barbie doll…the mom is actually behind the images..some stage mother shit..and it’s creepy…but not as creepy as how much you fucking love it…

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Liz Hurley Posts Her Nipples to Social Media of the Day

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If there’s one thing I know about Liz Hurley, besides her being a hot bodied old lady who was once in Austin Powers….a movie I tend to forget exists…thankfully…It’s that she’s a money grubber, cock rider, wallet fucking, model who mooched off men to get wherever it is she got…because TITS don’t get you there alone..they take strategy…as all women have tits…and that strategy is “Kick back, close your eyes and let thing happen, so that you can turn around and ask for handouts, movie roles, etc”…

And now she’s sneaking her nipples onto her social media….look close it’s there.

From riding Hugh Grant’s dick until he rode dick to Hollywood, he’s a tranny fucker like Ryan Seacrest you know, to babies with billionaires, to still looking good because it’s all she knows…to nipples on social media…she’s so current…with her attention seeking famewhoring…it’s great.

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Elodie Christ is Good…of the Day

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Jesus Elodie Christ….

She’s apparently a model, she goes by the name Elodie Christ, maybe it’s her actual name, maybe she’s one of Jesus’ distant relatives, who the fuck am I to know these things…

What I do know is that this is a shoot for Marie Claire France of her in some early 80s blazer….but more interestingly in her goddamn underwear on a studio floor…doing something I love…pantyhose over panties….it’s not something I google, but I do remember the first time my high school girlfriend changed out of her waitressing clothes when I was just a young pervert, a not very refined pervert, a pervert who didn’t know how to channel my perversion to make a massive fucking media empire no one has ever heard of…but more the kind of pervert who got an instant erection and was forced to jerk off on myself because she was tired as she posed in the bed….smelling like dirty feet from sweating in the pantyhose all day…but I didn’t care…the way it shaped her young tight body…was perfection…

Now that I am old as fuck, I don’t quite get the same excitement, but the memories are forever…and this instigated that…so here this is…to inspire your own pervert shit that happens when you see hot chicks named after your lord and saviour in her damn panties…

Posted in:Elodie Christ|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Gal Gadot Riding the Fame Wave in GQ of the Day

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Gal Gadot annoys me…

I just don’t find her that interesting, or that hot. I don’t watch comic book style movies, so I am not in love with her because she’s playing a new version of an old character I didn’t jerk off to when it was on TV in the 80s and don’t expect to jerk off to now. I am not against power women, I actually surround myself with power women, and think the concept of Wonder Woman is great, I am lazy and like to be supported, make me a housewife who doesn’t have to work please..it’s ideal…

I just don’t think Gal Gadot is a power woman, i think she’s an old actress, who used Jewish Guilt on Jewish producers, because if you know Jewish people, they all sympathize with Israel and send money to Israel, but don’t live in Israel…you see because she’s Israeli…

I think she’s a typical woman who uses her looks to seduce people into giving her what she wants, I mean she is an actress here, who gives a fuck about actresses, what the fuck do actresses do in the grand scheme of the world besides bitch about the grimy producer they fucked to get their career and blame him for being a molestor…forgetting they are the ones shoving his dick in their mouth…then turns on them and refuses to participate in movies if dude’s part of it…in a “you’re not that important, quick letting your fame get to your head cunt”…strategy she should be penalized for because she is replaceable…

It’s a weird time, a time where this puppet is just a puppet, but she’s cashing in and I guess that’s what matters..

I just prefer my Wonder Woman to be closer to 20 than 40…..but people buy into what they are sold and here she is in GQ….

Since that’s not enough of her…here she is:

1-In Another Magazine
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2- At an Event Who Cares
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In more intersting news, speaking of Justice League Premiere….check out this Brooke Ence Crossfit Games winner turned actor…bitch is SCARY…and there’s definitely a fetish up in here…..

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Posted in:Gal Gadot|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Monica Bellucci Old and Nude of the Day

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Old Italian guys fucking love Monica Bellucci…

If you go to an Italian barber, or to an Italian bakery, or an Italian restaurant….or even if you’re into petty crimes and work with the Italian mob, or find yourself at WWE events or Soccer events, you’ve likely heard and Italian along with saying BRO as every second word mention how hot Monica Bellucci….

I have a theory that Italian guys are momma’s boys and love the idea of fucking their moms, while Monica Bellucci is old enough to be their mom…or maybe they are so disconnected with their culture being American that they think they need to fall in love with the old country…or maybe, just maybe it’s her big tits from the 90s that are no 90 but still tits…

Who really knows…so many questions…we don’t need answers for.

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2017

15

Nov

Britney Spears Workout Erotica of the Day

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Britney Spears posted up some mom pushing 40 workout pics the other day – because her fitness is all she has or is allowed in the prison that is her multi-million dollar making life…

I like to think she’s training for some sort of elaborate escape on some Shawshank Redemption level, spending the last 18 years of her life trying to figure out how to get ownership of her life back, faking taking the meds that keep her submissive like she’s Brian Wilson, brainwashed into thinking about the importance of performing, her passion, the only thing she knows, because that’s what they’ve programmed her into thinking….so that she continues earning money for the family, the business, the empire, you can’t like your cash leader leave you at 18…that would be terrible business…so make her seem crazy, bribe a judge and own her….

But it’s probably just girl staying fit for her performing and a fit body, all toned and big titty, is a lot better than a fat body or a sloppy body, so at least the prison life’s been good on her fitness.

I’m a fan.

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

15

Nov

Four Women VS Retarded Robber and Other Videos of the Day

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Kid Getting Bullied in Ohio – I call this Pre-School Shooting…

Dude Punches Friend – Friend Has Seizure

Naked Woman in the Streets

People Filming COrpse

Boy Accidentally Shoots Gun Salesman

Boy Beats his Mom

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The older I get, now this is going to sound preachy, but the older I get, the less substantial my morning erections are….if they even happen…and they usually don’t…for so many reasons…like hormonal…maybe overall health…circulatory…diabetes, obesity, alcoholism…but when they do happen…like ships sailing past in the night…I never have girls willing to send me nudes to make that erection count…and I’m sure as hell not going to use it on my wife..or looking at my wife…

Which reminds me of a better time, when girls were sending nudes, I had that shit working like a faucet, just a “show me your pussy”…and they’d send me their pussy…but now..it turns into a political debate like debate club while I hate debate club….about how bad and basic of a man I am…when girl doesn’t grasp…we’re basically dealing with a resurrection of christ moment here…my erection…he comes around so rarely…let’s not scare him away.

Yet…he’s always scared away….

We’re in dark times, everyone seems more perverted and exhibitionist, but I’m struggling to stay afloat, recruiting even just one spread ass pic….

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Hijab Barbie is My New Porn
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George Takei is Sorry for Sounding Like a Creepy Old Gay
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Mick Jagger’s 22 Year Old Girlfriend
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Chastain Big TITS…
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No One Gives a Fuck About this Record Breaking Thing
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Jorgie Porter in a Slutty Calendar Shoot
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Christmas Ad of the Day
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The Most Future Famous Couple I’ve Never Heard of
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Cards Against Humanity VS Trump
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Doutzen Kroes in lingerie of the Day
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How to Get Into the Last Hef Playboy Mansion Party
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