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2017

03

Oct

Emily Osment Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

I like to make fun of Emily Osment because I just assume she is Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense after his sex change…in efforts to keep his youthful success alive…because everyone knows child stars are fucked in the head and do fucked up shit the second they aren’t cute anymore…you know dude was nominated for an oscar at 10 or some shit…and it went all down hill for him…peaking at 10 sucks…so he decides to reinvent himself as a chick and have a second stab at a career….at least that is what I assume happened…

Because TITS get hits, and people love tits, so showing up to the party with tits, will distract people enough from your face to know you see dead people…

I will not believe he is still around and not Emily until he does Dancing with the Stars like Malcolm in the middle.

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2017

03

Oct

Shanina Shaik Nipple of the Day

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Shanina rhymes with vagina…at least the way I am pronouncing it…which is what matters because I am a self involved anti social who doesn’t talk to anything but the voices in my head….

She is Australian…but ethnically she’s from Lithuania, Pakistan and Saudi….which is proof that if you cross breed humans you can end up with designer labia, like the Cock-a-Doodle or the Godlie Poo or whatever the fuck else is cross bred with poodles in the dog world to create mutts you can brand and sell to rich people…

She’s showing her nipple, a nipple that male model Tyson used to fuck and my still fuck, and that’s all that matters in these pics..

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2017

03

Oct

Nadine Leopold Nipples in a Dress of the Day

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Nadine Leopold is a nothing model, who booked Victoria’s Secret a few times, and I guess that made her feel relevant..

She eventually got fat….and Victoria’s Secret never officially signed her onto their fashion show infomercial, something that she needed to give her credibility as a new york prostitute model, but then she pulled back from eating all the food at the rich guy parties, and started doing model fitness, to justify why she was even in NYC in the first place, to no shit on the Work visa her immigrant ass was given, and to be a decent human being who shows nipples at fashion shows…because the paparazzi are there and it will prove she’s fashion industry – you know…because people are that retarded they believe anything you tell them.

And you know what…big or skinny, she’s still a woman and should be treated as such by masturbating to her porno she puts out there.

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2017

03

Oct

Alexis Ren Fully Strategic Naked of the Day

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Alexis Ren posted a nude pic, that isn’t a nude pic at all, because the nude pic has no vagina in it, even though she’s not wearing clothing, no clothing, but I can’t see the cunt, but knowing the photographer saw her exposed pussy is a magical reminder that you’re a fucking failure…and that your life doesn’t deserve some low level girl with high level follower count from 4 years of being half naked, now full naked.

This is pretty aggressive, but her body is so rocking, she should be naked and we should be allowed to see, but the cock tease of the rockin’ body is still good internet marketing tactics.

I know if I was a top tier brand, this would be a girl I’d want to hire because I know she’d fuck me for the job.

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2017

03

Oct

Naked and Dancing and Other Videos of the Day

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Crazy Mooning

Crazy Neighbors

Naked Pinata

Chav Cause Crash

Dude says Kill Me – To The Vegas Shooter

Man Dresses as Woman to Avoid Arrest

Aggressive Guy on the Plane

Drunk Racist in North Carolina

Man on the Powerlines…

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2017

03

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m watching a 14 year old do an IG shoot holding a flower with a Kylie bod. She may be 18….She’s Asian….But it’s funny she’s like “omg I love it, let’s do it again” and she spread her legs…in her halter top, tits out, and spandex “fitness” pants…with a gnarly waist to him ratio….

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Barron Hilton Marrying Some Rich Socialite Slut
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Selena Gomez – Hard nipples
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Denist Makes Star Wars Spoof Commercial….
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Breaking Domino Records
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Jared Leto Not Giving into Fallon’s Bullshit Traps
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Cat Breaking Skateboarding Records
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Drunk Girls Trolled With Screwdriver is Funny
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Tori Spelling Erotica
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2017

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is an unsure place…from Tom Petty – music I like – dying…to the Las Vegas mass slaughter of Americans…you just never know…and that is why you must take vagina selfies…becuase you have not taken enough vagina selfies…you can never have too many vagina selfies…so vagina selfie…

I saw countless hot moms today…some with tattoos, some in spandex, some in short shorts and thought to myself, I bet they wish they had pre-baby vagina selfies, not because pregnancy always destroys vagina, but just to compare…and that is why you must take vagina selfies…because you have not taken enough vagina selfies…you can never have too many vaginas selfies…so vagina selfie..

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Avril Lavigne Doing her 33rd Birthday Looking like a Zombie
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Shaq VS IG Model
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Hailey Baldwin – Man Face – Slut Dress
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Tom Petty is Dead – Too Bad…I liked him
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Kayley Cuoco Hard Nipple
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Sports Photos of the Day
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Amber Rose Slut Walk
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Free OJ already Spotted…Good Times
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Sommer Ray’s Huge Booty
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Doutzen Kroes in a Tight Dress
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Woody Allen’s Son Sides with him about Crazy Mia Farrow and her Lies
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Shanina Shaik Nipples
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Instagram Slut of the Day
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Emmy Rossum Looking Old
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Bears VS Bear Proof Garbage
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Some Chick in Leggigns.
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Greer Grammar Cleavage
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Blind People Reveal What Question Annoys them the Most
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Disney Cruise VS Dock
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Tara Reid is a Goddess at an Event
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Northermost Town in the World
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Dude Helps Get Fishing Line off Bird
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Bed Bug Porn to Rmeind You Of All Your Sex You’ve Ever Had
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Demi Lovato Thick Thighs
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Model in a Bra
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Cindy Crawford – Whorish Photoshoot
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Bella Thorne is Not Retouched
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White Boy Can’t Dab
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The Last Word – Hugh Hefner Edition
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Javier Bodem Checking Out Tits
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Kendall Jenner Feels “Stupid” about the Pepsi Ad
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Cara Delevigne Boring Photoshoot…
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You Can Buy Prince’s High Heels
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Hot Nude Bitch in the Bedroom
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Amateur Locker Room Fetish
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Girl Shits Out Rubber Duckies
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2017

02

Oct

Sarah Hyland’s Weird Face in a Bikini Giving the Finger of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, showing off her little body that looks like it may be a premature baby all grown up, or maybe a mom fed her growth stunting hormones, like all good stage mom’s do, in effort to keep the checks coming in….

I guess she’s also showing off her weird to begin with face that is obviously jacked up with fillers, because someone tricked the women in the world to think jacking up their faces with fillers is a good look…

Make everyone look like cheap porn chicks…why not…make other women feel inadequate for no reason…why not…insecurity leads to sales and keeping the economy rolling…good.

Bikini finger like she doesn’t give a fuck, but she took the time to post it, because we like bikini tops on our popular TV show stars…

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2017

02

Oct

Hannah Ferguson in CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Hannah Ferguson is on the rebrand…

She’s been making huge moves from irrelevant / non existent Sports Illustrated model…who was booking shit like photoshoots for bikini companies and their catalogs…you know irrelevant shit….but she had that audience and was able to polarize it and become fashion industry relevant like she was Rat Cow….known for her tits, audience primarily men, but if she goes to the fashion shows, work at the fashion shows, and trick her photog friends to put her in magazines seen as fashion magazines…girl will be rebranded, the public will believe her and leave it at that…because people don’t invest that much time into these people…..we just accept the tits however they are given to us…in whatever way makes them money…we don’t care.

I mean…fashion or not – this is pretty fucking porny as she simulates dick sucking and eating pussy…you know….silly internet. CLICKBAIT everywhere..

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2017

02

Oct

Alicia Keys Nipples of the DAy

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I would have been happy going through life without seeing Alicia Keys in a weird see through bra top, not that I hate see through bra tops, I am all about see through bra tops, and I don’t turn my back on any girl showing her tits, even if they are photoshopped and you can hardly see the massive nipple on the sloppy tit, I take them all in, but there are women I wouldn’t ask for see through pics of if I had any choice in the matter, which I don’t because no one gives a fuck about my opinion on anything – especially not on Alica Keys being a monster piano master with the voice of an angel…showing some titty….which I guess is still better than her normal behavior…it’s just a sign of the times and the collective willingness of woman everywhere, transcending all races and ages and sizes…exposing tit…and we like it..
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