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2017

10

Oct

Lily James Bolt On Tits of the Day

Lily James is a Downton Abbey actress….a show I’ve never seen, don’t want to see, but that is apparently a huge hit at the Old Folks homes….so they say…but I never trust old people, they are always scamming something somewhere…whether it is pretending they have dementia….so that they can sit and drool all day….while people change their diapers..those old people all lazy and shitting themselves…while eating tea biscuits…

So I guess that makes Lily James British, all classy with her bolt on British tits, as the Brit’s do…I’ve seen Page 3, I know their culture…it’s either you’re Royalty or you’re gutter trash and this Downtown girl is a nice mix of both…

HERE SHE IS ON A BIKERIDE – MAYBE THEY AREN’T BOLT ON TITS – SHE WAS JUST ANGLING

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2017

10

Oct

Pauline Santamaria Naked of the Day

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Here’s an instagram style erotic attempting to be artistic photoshoot of a girl named Pauline Santa Maria…SANTA MARIA she’s looking wild, and naked, and like she likes to have a good time, a great time, the best time….with her ass up in the air in some DOGGY style position that makes this less of an intro to a porn scene and more about artistry thanks to that brownish colored filter…

She’s not showing her actual cunt, but I like that her stage name matches her cross on the side of her body, in some religious experience her catholic roots would be proud of…they love this shit the catholics…I mean more so when they are little boys..but you know what I mean…

She’s a signed model, not that famous on instagram, maybe this is how you get famous on instagram, or maybe it is how you fade into being like every other girl on instagram…who knows…I just know she’s naked and I am looking at her..and her model agency is called VIP models which could be a brand of VIP models around here…that is an escort agency…but who am I to judge a woman getting paid to fuck, I am a feminist and I find it empowering…even when the pimp takes his 60%.

That’s about all there is to say about that.

RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.

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2017

10

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Stomach Hanging Over her Shorts of the Day

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Nothing says hottest girl on TV, you know “It GIRL”…Followed by so many, paid so much, on a hit show, like a chubby girl in short shorts with her belly hanging over the fucking things…NOTHING at all…

I mean sure, she could be hot, she could be worth wanting to jerk off to, she could have a neck, she could be in clothes that are her actual size, she could keep her damn gunt under a girdle like women do, but not this one…this one is just fucking dump trucking along and people are into it, they encourage it, fitness or not, it’s not working, she’s a beast…or a troll…or a hobbit…maybe that’s why you people like her..hobbit…only weirdos like hobbits and hobbit looking women…

WHO knows…who cares..

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2017

10

Oct

Olivia Culpo in a Bra Top of the Day

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When you are a pageant girl from 100 years ago like Olivia Culpo, who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, but who has been invited to a handful of events, and has dated at least one Jonas brother…so that she’s managed to meet at least one paparazzi who she can call to schedule a meeting – where she can casually walk out of a venue, wearing a bra – like she’s fashionable and on trend – all while not looking at the camera so it looks casual…like she’s not involved in this plan…even though…she is the fucking plan…she mastered it…and it’s not even that great of a plan..but girl is out on the street in a bra and that matters to perverts like me…it really fucking matters.

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2017

10

Oct

Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season of the Day

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It’s apple season up in Canada where all the world’s apples are likely not from, but where every suburban asshole and his shitty family seem to get together to go apple picking in a weird weekend activity for a half mexican lazy dude like me who thinks “apple picking is for migrant workers, where’s the humor or fun in picking your own damn apples, and how did this orchard figure out you can get white people to do migrant work, and have them pay you to do it….”…genius really…

Rae Rodriguez is some signed to IMG, which is a serious agency, model, so seeing her tits makes her more luxurious…even when she’s got a Mexican name and is eating an apple that you’d expect her to get paid per unit to pick, as that’s how the Orchards do it when white people aren’t paying to pick them themselves…

I guess what I am saying is I spent the week drinking apple cider….becuase it’s cheap, magical, and from the earth…I figure if you rot any fruit to make it boozy, I’m a fan…and I guess I’m just muttering on about nothing when really you just want to see the damn model tits and you aren’t even reading this.

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2017

10

Oct

Lindsey Pelas Getting Topless for Attention of the Day

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Lindsey Pelas rose to internet fame from a video she did based on her massive fucking tits…that basically made her famous…like tits have made so many girls before her famous….it’s not all that shocking…since TITS are great…

She had 1.2 million followers and that eventually turned into 6.4 million followers because tits went viral….

I don’t know if she’s actually famous, making money beyond things she does behind the scenes, like through prostitution…that can be guised and anything she wants to call it…but I call it dudes would pay to play with these monster tits..

She’s not what I consider hot, she’s weird looking, but if these are real tits, and she claims they are…her instagram description is “genetically gifted”….they are wild, and they are crazy and they should be exposed more…and she should be getting paid by the song…before she gets too old…not that you’d be able to tell if she’s old or not..that face is too jacked up barely human..

She’s from Lousiana…clearly well fed…clearly the kind of genetic mess you’re into as you are a titty loving pervert since your mom never breast fed you…

Some of videos…

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2017

10

Oct

Lais Ribeiro’s Victoria’s Secret Birthday Party of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is the single mother, teen mom, Farrah Abraham of the Victoria’s Secret world, who is no longer a teen mom, her kid is like 20, and she claims to be 27, so my math doesn’t make sense, but what it comes down to is that she was imported from Brazil by the pervert billion dollar brand, and has since made a lot of friends, at least that what it looks like from her Birthday party that featured everyone from the Victoria’s Secret roster, because either was paid for by VS, or they just don’t interact with commoners unless it comes down to selling them made in China bullshit…

I don’t know what her birthday party was all about, but I got some of the pics, mainly because Josephine Skriver, the humanoid VS model is hot.

You should all go wish Lais Ribeiro a happy birthday on her social media feed…because that’s how you get into the position to K-Fed her…you know or creep her out and get blocked…but either way, who cares…an aging model is nothing ever worth celebrating.

Some videos:

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2017

10

Oct

Cora Keegan Nude of the Day

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Cora Keegan is a model, who once worked for Victoria’s Secret, but was too cool for school, and said Fuck You Promo model life, you’re lame, you’re not cool, you may pay well and make people famous, but you’re mall brand, dog shit, low concept, made in China, mass produced nonsense and I will never sell out…

Something that I can relate to, not because I’m some hard artist, but I refused to change the name of my site, or make it fluffy, which probably would have been funnier content, you know just me writing love letters to celebrities who don’t fuck with or fuck me…it could have gone viral, got me book deals, but instead I committed to writing this nonsense…instead of ad friendly shit..

I posted tits before tits were mainstream enough to post, the feminists didn’t exist, and I was considered smut.

I had no advertisers, in an era when every website was making 5,000,000 dollars a year…and I had the same traffic as them..

And in hindsight, I shoulda fucking sold out..

Maybe Cora Keegan is going back on turning her back on opportunity like VS, maybe she’s rich and doesn’t need VS, or maybe she just likes getting naked on camera…whatever it is..it’s good enough for me to look at…

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2017

10

Oct

Sara Sampaio Slutty Photoshoot for LUI magazine of the Day

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I am sure we can all agree that women are slutty and provocative the second they have the opportunity to be slutty and provocative…whether that’s in the form of fucking the bowling team after bowling team practice or the football team in high school…or sending nudes to someone who asks properly..

Sure, not all women are hot, not all women are models, and now a days not all women have pussies, but I’m old school and think that all women, even the ones with PTSD from some traumatic childhood who have dicks but think they are women, have what it takes to get naked and filled…so long as they are made to feel comfortable and not insecure or teased about it.

So here’s model Sara Sampaio of Portugal looking good for LUI…and by good, I mean like at trashy porn chick, but not one, thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her boss.

These are for LUI magaizne, not quite hardcore enough but they still happened..

Where are the actual nudes…get nudes…be nudes…they coming…we hope…cuz they don’t cound if there’s no labia…