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2017

13

Nov

Selena Gomez Underwear Flash of the Day

Selena Gomez likes getting paid, and this is a shameless branded post sponsored by whatever company made the underwear she’s wearing…you know good old fashioned panty flash…product placement for the paparazzi ad brought to you by PUMA…

I am assuming she’s got at least a million dollar deal doing shit like this, sports bra and underwear strap, looking more fit than ever, thanks to the new Kidney that prevents her from retaining water, you know working the way it is supposed to, giving her a second chance at life and at trying to be hot – despite being this defection chronic auto-immune disease freak that has way too much money, and emotional damage that she is….

I think playing god, when you’re some church going weirdo, who represents nothing by evil in all she does in life, with the money grubbing and false-idoling…not dying when you are supposed to, harvasting organs from your organ matches you let live in your house conveniently…is some fucking weirdness…

But I’m ok with the sports bra, underwear strap, jacked up face…I mean what else should I be looking at, my pig wife watching the Price is Right…I choose Selena….flat stomach, no water retention, no problem…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

13

Nov

Mila Kunis was Slutty in The Edit of the day

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The most disgusting thing about Mila Kunis is that she has let Ashton Kutcher cum inside her at least twice – creating a baby or two that will live this entitled life thanks to his dot com billions and her Hollywood money…when really, the world would have been a better place if he stuck with Demi Moore, who was unable to get pregnant, thanks to her uterus falling out during one of her plastic surgeries, coupled with her being old..

The fact is that it’s pretty sad that Kunis went running back to Kutcher after their teenage love affair on That 70s Show, after she was with CULKIN for a decade, never quite sucking his dick as well as Michael Jackson did..

I figure she went to the familiar rich place, like a friend she had a special bond with, instead of venturing out in the world getting Weinsteined…or really doing anything but ending up with Kutcher, that guy is fucking annoying.

She posed slutty for some magazine called The Edit, because she’s promoting some movie or some shit, and the whole thing is probably exciting to her creeper fans who have been following her forever and can’t get enough of her, even though she’s old…

Mom tits being used to trick you into thinking she’s hot so that she gets cast in movies and paid…all these money grubbers everywhere…

Posted in:Mila Kunis|SFW

2017

13

Nov

Fergie’s Got the Bikini Butt Shot of the Day

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Fergie is not dead, even if the meth addict who managed to pull herself out of the meth, before developing an opiate addiction to chill out on the meth, should probably dead from the Fentanyl overdose, like all these people dying of Fentanyl, but rather like a cockroach with too much money and too much positive influence and feedback…constant affirmations..people telling her she’s great so that bitch gets up in a bikini on her social media…

At least she’s fit in her old age…and that her butt videos don’t focus on her faces of a meth…jacked up face of meth…and while looking at her it’s amazing that she had a kid at 60 years old…these rich people…they got all the good doctors…I mean except their plastic surgeons apparently…

Posted in:Fergie|SFW

2017

13

Nov

Brooke Candy’s Heart Nipples Continue of the Day

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Brooke Candy is some irrelevant female rapper that I guess Iggy Azalea based her performance on.

An actual stripper who turned her stripping into bullshit music career….that involves her pulling her tits out…

She had a minute, probably 5 years ago, where all the hipster kids were into her, and thought she was good, or important before she died, figuratively, because clearly she’s still alive and a reminder that she’s alive with the posting of her new barbed wire hearts around her nipples tattoos..

Sexy…ghetto, trash, not sexy at all, but posting nipples to the internet is a good time.

Here she is getting her nipples tattooed because she’s clearly a crazy person, possibly molested as a kid, weirdo…

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2017

13

Nov

Julianne Hough Mormon in a Slutty Pose of the Day

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Julianne Hough is some Mormon Dancer gone wild, posting bikini pics of her hard nipples, on what could be fake tits and the whole storyline about her is pretty funny, mainly because I remember her as the girl who dated Ryan Seacrest, another American Hero, Mr Fucking Nice guy with the big smile, but I’ve known girls and transgendered women who have fucked Ryan Seacrest and have heard the stories…

He makes them all check their phones in at the door, sign an NDA with a security guards, before being let into his Anal sex, cocaine filled dream house that was once owned by Ellen.

I have no idea why he hasn’t gone down yet, I personally know 3 women from different places who had the same treatment from the guy, and they all said the same thing, that he’s a midget freak with a small penis, who is likely gay and super aggressive and abusive…

But for some reason, they are whores, who don’t want to out him…I don’t know why…but his day will come, he’s too fucking weird…

And the fact that this one was publicly with him, makes her a lot more naughty, but since she’s in Hollywood, that kind of comes with the territory..

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

13

Nov

Rita Ora in a Bath Robe to Host the EVMAs Other Sluts Attended of the Day

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Rita Ora clickbaited by being cast to host the EVMAS by doing some “Hotel Robe Life” as her outfit at the EVMAS – which are the EURO VMAS – because MTV is international – in what I guess was her attempt to be gangsta rapper, or funny or ironic, making her look not put together, even though she spent hours getting the robe outfit just right…

And the amazing thing in all this is not her clickbait, her sense of humor, her look at her in a hotel robe…that she gave free advertising to, it’s the fact that she’s famous in Europe and kinda famous in the USA, but in Europe she’s known and that’s why she’s invited to this shit as a star..

But she’s still a nothing to me.

OTHER SLUTS WERE AT THE EVENT:

Someone named Sabrina Carpenter:

Someone named Natalie Dormer:

Someone named Madison Beer in a Push Up Bra with her Hair Stubble:

Someone named Hailey Baldwin with the Jacked Up Face…Real Jacked Up Face

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

13

Nov

Maitland Ward is From Another Planet of the Day

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Maitland Ward is disgusting, so fucking gross, sooooo gross..but she still feels compelled to post her nude, today in mesh with the big tits out, looking like a trashy stripper, while trying to pretend she’s just being fun and playful, when really just being an exhibitionist who has finally found that audience she wanted by when she moved to Hollywood to be famous before booking a small part on a hit show…

The real question in her social media weirdness, nudity, exhibitionism…is who the fuck is taking these pics of her…I don’t understand it but it is happening..

What I do like is that any fat tits, even menopausal tits, on a boxy frame…deserve some level of staring at because tits are the best…especially if your mom never breast fed you…

Posted in:Maitland Ward

2017

13

Nov

Woman Pisses on the Subway and Other Videos of the Day

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Hot Oil Getting Thrown at People

Buck Fuck in the Yard

Dude Randomly Punches a Chick in the Elevator

Weird Superboat Crash

Patients in the Psych Ward Being Abused by Staff

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2017

13

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess it’s Monday, I can never be too sure thanks to everyday being the weekend, but I assume social media will be filled with “Case of the Mondays” type posts because the world are a fucking bunch of robot drone idiots who all say the same thing and do the same thing…day after day…like clockwork…while encouraging each other throughout the process…

Unfortunately, that repetitive shit doesn’t apply to asshole pics, because I ask girls to post asshole pics all the time, and only a handful of them ever do.

We’ve got our trends all fucking wrong, less “Case of the Monday” style posts…and more BUTTHOLE…

I think we can apply that to all aspects of life…never enough Butthole..I guess unless you’re in prison…and it’s your butthole that’s coveted in the group..but we’re not in prison here. It just feels like it..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning.

Girls With Guns Doing Yoga
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James Woods Raped Elizabeth Perkins
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Crackhead Waitress
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Josephine Skriver – Robot AI Photoshoot
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LAPD Plants Drugs on Someone
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Never Cross the Street Behind a Bus…
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The Original Bella Hadid is Scary
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Best Football Entrance
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Pop Dylan’s Guitar Sold for A Lot of Money
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Dude With First Face Transplant Meets Donor Family…
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Real Life Iron Man Sets World Record
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Girl Pees Herself on Live TV
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Dave Chappelle goes Oystering…
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Trust Fund Mom in a Bikini
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Harvard Did a Class on ANal – Because the Anus is the Gender Equalizer – We All Have Em.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

10

Nov

Cara Delevingne Stupid Lesbian Fashion Shoot of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is some spoiled, entitled, celebrity brat who was dialled into the fashion scene and the exclusive fashion parties at a young age, where she managed to charm people into giving her work…because she was quirky and funny…

I guess she’s still at it, because this is a photoshoot for some bullshit that doesn’t matter, that she is in, doing lesbian things, because to add to her marketability in being quirky, she’s also bi sexual, you know a shapeshifter who can be anything you want her to be.

Now she’s trying to be an actor, and it’s working, because she knows how to build off shit and manipulate and it’s safe to say whatever this is…is just shameless…because that’s her entire existence…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne|SFW