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2023

29

Sep

Helena Christensen is Not Naked Enough of the Day

54 year old Helena Christensen, the Victoria’s Secret model you probably jerked off to as a teen, since she’s fucking old….who is also the founder of NYLON magazine and the girlfriend of Michael Hutchence, who apparently was jerking off to her Victoria’s Secret catalog pics when he was found auto-erotic asphyxiated, making her a KILLER pussy, at least 45 years ago…

Well, like most of these old, vain, vapid, model whores, who were from an era where they banged out dudes to get ahead, so they are less annoying than the entitled fake internet models with their handouts, all lazy and weak we deal with today.

So here she is bringing her EXPERIENCE to a magazine shoot, that isn’t as offensive as you’d expect from an old blown out pig…

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2023

29

Sep

Hailey Bieber’s Scary Face in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Hailey Bieber slipped into a tight brown dress for all you anal lovers who can’t handle the color brown because it taps into your reptile or primal brain and makes you cum yourself….

Which I am sure was her intention, because Bieber is the kind of rich kid, spoiled and entitled brat who you know says “Self Help” or “Self Care” bullshit like “Live with Intention”…or “Do Things with Intention”….you know the kind of idiot…

The fake as fuck model, who only got model work because the industry moved from actual models to chicks who hang with the Kardashian/Jenenrs…has a really ROUGH looking face..

I always thought she looked like Bieber…but now she looks like a living and breathing Caricature done down by the Boardwalk, that has come to life to eat our souls, in some premise for a horror movie I should write….because the audience is dumb enough to respond to my dumb writing, I can feel it.

She’s not in her self produced, misleading poses for instagram, because this is some paparazzi capture she can’t fake her way through….so it’s the more REAL deal…

The good news, tight short dress, because the big dopey head has a tight lean body, making her bobble head less of a clown show and more something to jerk off to…

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2023

29

Sep

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are always better when the pussy doesn’t smell like sea food gone bad….which the name Fishnet always makes me think of, just dirty old whores trying to have a good time after buying their lingerie at the drug store with their methadone money…

I realize that I should be thinking of naughty secretaries who still believe in the art of seducing people at the reception desk, even though they work from home…or the Latina Goth in fishnets, the pin-up girl in fishnets, the stripper in her mesh outfit, or even the Festival girl in the VIP room letting all the DJ cum drip out of her fishnets….which is a far better visual…since NOT all pussy smells like FISH, most doesn’t….I’d argue that the fish smell is really more of a fecal smell, or a dirty asshole smell, an OUTHOUSE with a chemical toilet smell than a fish smell..even dirty pussy that gives you UTIs, AIDS, STIs, or YEAST infections….

Here are some fishnets…

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2023

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s almost funny that in this retard world of half wit idiots, glued to their phones, with access to so much information, yet medicated and incapable of original thought, girls wear sheer tops out of style and fashion, nipples out for all to see, like some sort of novelty act crying for attention, since traditionally dudes like to stare at tits, at least they did before turning into low testosterone, high estrogen, videogame, vegan cucks who are scared to leave their house due to some self-diagnosed anxiety condition that got them medicated in the first place….

But yeah, it’s almost funny in this braless, tits out world, that you still come across a girl on a crips night, all braless in a sheer top, tits out in this tits out world, who still covers her nips with her hands, so you can’t actually see them in all their hard nip glory…

Like she’ll rock the sheer top braless, but the second a guy like me walks by, she’s still got some level of modesty, and knows that her fashion choices are sleazy, or racy, or inappropriate attention seeking….

I am sure my jerking off over my pants doesn’t help their comfort level as I approach their sheer titties…but still…not everyone is a brain washed whore, some are just dressing the part for style, but at their core don’t want strangers staring at their tits…and that’s unfortunate, at least it was 10 minutes ago when I wanted to see the tits that were presented to me, before they were rudely taken away with some weird hand bra…..where is the decency, the class, the charitable donations…..

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2023

28

Sep

Dinosaur Demi Moore Flashes Her Fake Tit for Fashion and Attention of the Day

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I am pretty sure that Bruce Willis’ dementia is caused by Demi Moore, you know blocking out those pre-plastic surgery images he had staining his memories, so that his body went into self preservation mode and shut the fuck down, so that he didn’t have to see her nastiness every time he spoke to his kids that he had with her….

You see, because Demi Moore rebuilt herself and bragged about the millions she spent on herself, while still looking like shit….

Now that she’s near 80 years old, the Plastic Surgery is still strong,. but not quite as strong as it was, just holding on as hard as it can….and it’s pretty fucking scary to look at….

She has even gone so far in attention seeking that she’s walking around with her literal GRANNY tit exposed for people to either talk about her, or just to look at her, because when you’re a self involved cunt who thinks she’s hot, you don’t give up to easy….like a cockroach in a nuclear holocaust…her vanity survives…even if it’s totally unwarranted, it’s all she knows…

I’ll still look at the tit, doesn’t mean I like it….but it’s a tit.

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2023

28

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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I don’t know when this Sydney Sweeney slutty selfie is from.

She is in her snakeskin bra and panty set, or is that a bikini set, I don’t fucking know, I just see aggressive underwire to hold those bad boys up to her neck, giving her that fake titty roundness that I pretty much hate, but otherwise the weight of those bad boys will just turn her shit into some Tribal African, long and stretched out mess…

She may be an actress, but her acting is pretty shit, which is probably why they get her naked in everything she does, you know for the clickbait, but the reality is she’d make a lot more money if she took it to OnlYFans.

I think she’s got a bit of an inbred face, which to you sister fuckers, or cousin fuckers, or mom fuckers, is probably hot, but you know, with tits like that, a fit body with tits like that, even the non incest lovers would be jerking off to their sisters if they looked like this….it’s just a textbook fuckable body and being related to it wouldn’t get in the way of appreciating it through masturbation, because it’s just so rare…..plus when you get caught, you can just blame your parents from bring a sex toy into the house, you didn’t ask for it…along with everything else you blame them for….you didn’t ask to be born!

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2023

28

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I’ve been told by a scientist that the obsession with asshole all stems from mind controlling parasites that are trying to spread their population across a generation of pervert weirdos who are so into ass they turn gay and make it the preferred fucking shit filled hole…all grime filled and stinky, which would normally kill the sex mood, but in this world of parasites spreading their species, it’s the number one turn on..

There are people so into asshole that just seeing the color brown makes them cum themselves, just a public fart in the subway or a homeless man shitting in a parking garage makes them jerk off uncontrollably….the tightness of the ass in a big, used up vagina world…and the built in birth control of cumming in an ass instead of a pussy….or avoiding murder scene period sex while getting yourself “Port-O-Potty being Tipped Over” as part of a Jackass prank sex…..

But yeah, people like assholes, and thongs don’t really cover assholes, so they are the clothed way to show off asshole, and here’s some thongs.

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2023

28

Sep

Childless Old Lady Jennifer Aniston in her Old Lady Underwear for a Fashion Magazine of the Day

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Any dude who has any taste or standards, or any real concept of what makes a hot chick, knows that Jennifer Aniston is not very attractive.

Her features, even at her prime were fucking basic and mid-range at best, she was a product of marketing….for whatever reason the powers who control the minds of the people wanted Aniston as the love interest, the object of our desires and they put her in all kinds of shows, or movies, or whatever, where she played the same annoying person….

Sure, the hard nips on primetime in the 90s were worthy of a jerk, but those great tits and big chewable nipples, aren’t nearly enough to consider her a hot chick…

The debate is a waste of time anyway, since she’s in her 50s, barren and this whole sexualizing of old ladies is fucking demonic and against our natural needs and wants as humans….

It’s like get inside and bake some cookies Grandma, oh wait, she chose career over kids, her narcissism over kids, even though narcissists like having kids in their image, if only they were hermaphrodite’s it’d be better, a little auto-breeding so that their genetics aren’t tainted by the sperm guy…..like a sea horse….

Anyway, the media continues it’s fake news and lies by stripping granny who isn’t a granny cuz she doesn’t have kids and is just rich and alone, denying her natural instinct and gift she was given as a woman, to push the lie on other women to follow her lead…in a “I didn’t breed and Brad Pitt married me”….lie….

But yeah, she did have good nipples on Friends…

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2023

28

Sep

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I like to think of Titty Drops as a pre-motorboating titty experience, you know just a slow lift and release of a tit as it bounces back into it’s fully natural or semi-natural place, all released from the shackles of man, those patriarchy bras, shirts and bikini tops, that just oppress women by creating a barrier between us misogynists who reduce them to their tits…

So to me, the jiggle into it’s natural stance, is the moment in which I would dive in, provided that there wasn’t a screen between us, and that this wasn’t bullshit internet content, while I’m out here trying to suck on real tits not bullshit videos of tits…

Either way, they are tits.

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2023

28

Sep

Hilary Duff’s Tits Wish You a Happy Birthday of the Day

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I guess some super Hilary Duff fans, who we can only assume are on the registered sex offender list, up there with Ashton Kutcher, the pervert who pretended to fight Human Trafficking by running some Human Trafficking organization, not realizing that that is precisely the kind of thing a Human Trafficker would do to have the inside scoop on Human Trafficking, or to go under the radar because people don’t understand why a Human Trafficking enthusiast would be running an operation to take down Human Trafficking, even though it’s a great diversion, especially from your own Human Trafficking ring…as well as for your own reputation….

But yeah, he said something in the media about how hot Hilary Duff was when she was underage, something you’d expect from the Cherry Popping Wilmer Valderamma who has gone through this whole thing relatively unscathed, and well, my theory is that the Hilary Duff fans today are the Hilary Duff fans of the past who haven’t moved the fuck on…

Well, for them, let’s hope it’s there birthday, because her tits are out and they are wishing you a Happy Birthday, and tits, even all broad chested and broad shouldered are tits!

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