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2023

27

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I left the house and along with experiencing all the miserable freaks who walk the streets, I came face to pussy face with a lot of pussy smiling back at me through their short shorts…and that brightened my day.

I am a firm believer that if a girl is wearing tight tight shorts so that her pussy mound and lips are pretty much full exposed, it would be rude to look at their faces, or even their tits, it’s like saying that their pussy isn’t good enough, isn’t hot enough, isn’t special enough….you know after the work they put into building up that confidence to walk around with their pussy lips exposed….and I’m not a jerk like that….

I am like “fierce queen, own that pussy lips” as I stare at every step their pussy takes, almost like it’s sticking its tongue out at me, or winking and it’s a special time for all involved….except when bitches with their pussy exposed say “my eyes are up here”….to which I comply even though that’s for tits, so stare at their tits instead….fierce queen….

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2023

27

Sep

Hailee Steinfeld is Showing Some Skin of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is a wild one, she is all dolled up with her tits out, looking like she’s at a wedding, probably not her wedding, but one where they give you tattoos to commemorate the day, while being dolled up with your tits out, because you’re just a wild, or unhinged, celebrity with too much money doing whatever you can to get a thrill in what should be a fun and exciting life, but that a life you hate…even though you have everything you could ever ask for…

You know, spoiled brat shit…but she has tits and that’s a good thing.

She was also on the beach:

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2023

27

Sep

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I live in a place where the weed is legalized, because Canada is super fucking liberal and that’s what happens when you want to keep your people braindead retards…

So all I see now is people, old ladies and shit, getting high on the street corners….and it’s made weed ever more lame than it has historically been.

I am convinced that the weed is laced, what they always warned us of, but not with PCP, but rather brain numbing retard generating chemicals….which would explain why everyone is such a fucking freak…

I don’t trust the weed, it’s turning everyone gay, trans, and masked and vaccinated, like a bunch of fucking freaks….but I don’t mind the girls who pose with their weed like it’s a thing!

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2023

27

Sep

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Slutty Selfies of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hotter models from the past, back when hot girls were models, before the fat girls and retards were allowed on the scene.

I always liked her because she presented herself as high end, fancy and luxurious, but still pulled out those tits in all the fashion shoots, which is far more interesting than just straight up shameless nudes…

It’s not to say that she’s not a dirtbag pile of trash whore in nice clothing, it’s just to say she did a good job presenting herself high class, which doesn’t mean she doesn’t eat asshole, but who eats asshole for the right high paying customer, or in her case bald action star…

So yeah, now she does slutty bikini selfies, which works out great for me, because you’d think it’d be beneath this old bat, BUT IT IS NOT….because they are all whores, whores are democratized…. NOW look at that old turkey neck,

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2023

27

Sep

Ashley Tisdale’s Gunt Out for a Paid Tan of the Day

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I was told that Ashley Tisdale was 40 years old when she was cast for High School Musical, the show that made her and that is potentially the only job she ever had….

It was 15 years ago, so that would make her 55 years old, which would explain why her face looks as mangled as it does.

I never thought Tisdale was hot, I actually used to call every post I did on her the “Ugly Watch”, all because she was one of the tentpole moments in which I realized that marketing teams lie to the public by saying uglies are hot, and the public just buy into it, so I did all I could to defend the integrity of traditional beauty standards, not some bastardized, beat up and broken down version to sell seats to shitty movies…

Well, in that era, I did say “at least she’s skinny” or “at least she’s fit” cuz it’ll rot a little better than a fatt, which is probably has, her legs don’t look awful, her midsection a little menopausal, but we take what we can get….and you foot fucks are too busy staring at the giant big toe to even bother with the rest of her tits out for some paid bullshit cuz people still pay her, which is insane…bullshit…

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2023

27

Sep

Iggy Azalea’s See Through Sports Bra of the Day

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Iggy Azalea is an inspiration to the young women she’s been a hero to over the last decade of her silly white girl rapping career.

She’s allowed them all to know that when you’re a hit maker, who has been paid stupid amounts of money thanks to those hits and the celebrity that comes from those hits, you can always fall back on whoring yourself by selling nudes and sexting with weirdos because you’re some kind of bored, weird, money grubbing Australian pile of trash.

She has decided to sell exclusive content to her fans, showing off her tits and getting paid stupid by losers who are into that kind of thing, which is apparently a lot of losers into that kind of thing.

I find it sad, but her fake mom tits in a sheer bra make her more interesting that her weird fake monster ass did, so here it is…boring…..definitely….lucrative…definitely…whore making….definitely….

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2023

27

Sep

Zara Larsson Cleavage of the Day

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Who is Zara Larsson and why are her tits looking at me like that?

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2023

27

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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In a world where fat chicks are allowed, I would hope that my corner of the depraved internet would allow there to be no fat chicks allowed, you know like a childhood clubhouse of the past, a memory of what life was like when inclusivity was not shoved down our throats, when we could live happily discriminating against each other, bullying each other, not being some get-along gang bullshit that is totally unnatural…

Because now, when I say no fat chicks allowed, I’ve committed a hate crime and can get arrested, so here’s some fatties for you perverts to jack off to.

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2023

26

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s a fucking party, no it’s stepLINKS, which to me is a fucking party, because my life fucking sucks..

I did go outside and see people who look like fucking MEMES or like Parodies of people of the internet, just text book, pulled right out of the pages of the internet, their identity definite by the type of people they follow, which lucky for me involves slutiness…

From hot chick lesbians, to gross trannies, and gays walking dogs holding hands, to to fat chicks in masks, to one SPOONY freak who you know wasn’t actually wheelchair bound, but instead self-diagnosed as wheelchair bound, probably because she found a wheelchair at Goodwill and thought it was a good accessory to be treated with respect or to not walk her fat legs….but most importantly…slutiness…

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15 Running Essentials!
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Dumbest Woman On Earth?
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Leni Klum – Intimissimi sleepwear
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Kevin Durant Spotted with Adult Performers at Drake’s Concert!
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No Chance #181
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NY Jets Wife Fights Jersey Shore Alumni Angelina Pivarnick for Slipping in her Husband’s DMs!
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Some EXTREME Workouts
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Debbie St.Pierre Does Texas!
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Megan Marx Topless at the Beach!
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Bebe Rexha Drops a New Music Video!
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Killer Oasis In The Middle Of The Sahara Desert
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More on the Travis Kelce / Taylor Swift Romance Ridiculousness!
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12 Amazing Photographs from the Civil War
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Forgot To Edit That Out
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10 Moto GP Tricks Riders Do To Go Faster
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Taking A Look At The Most Deadly Nightclub Fire In History
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Vigilante Hero Records Himself Catching Alleged Thieves
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30 Hot Tuesday Girls
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Slum Fights E80
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s GCDS SS24 Appearance: Jaw-Dropping Cleavage, Gorgeous Legs, and Sizzling Mini Dress!
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Billie Eilish … Amazing Sideboob !
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High-Rise Building Gets Blown Up With Dynamite
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Examples Of Cops Having Perfect Timing
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Killer Whale Uses A Bait To Hunt Birds
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Meteorologist Passes Out On Live TV
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Unusual Surprises And Finds In Hotels (24 pics)
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Old Man Discovers Zoom Feature
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14 Athletes Having A Shitty Day
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Peking Lion Prank Scares People
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Sexy Priscilla Ricart in Slow Motion !
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8 Catastrophic Accidents Caught On Camera
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Kaia Gerber’s Sensational Flaunt Magazine Photoshoot: A Scandalous Nipslip Steals the Spotlight!
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A Mantis And A Spider Vs 100 Mosquitoes
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PJs are sexier than lingerie, and I’ll die on that pillow fort (36 Photos)
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33 Cool Tricks That will Surprise You
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Hot Girls And Sexy Chicks Photos
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Addison Rae – TikTok beyotch in a miniskirt to get lunch in Los Feliz
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Kelly Brook – 2024 Official Calendar
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Olivia Culpo – Seen out in Milan
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Hailey Baldwin Bieber – Dinner in Paris
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Olga Kurylenko – Numero Magazine (Netherlands)
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Selena Gomez – Dinner at Royal Monceau in Paris
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Maia Mitchell – Dolce & Gabbana dinner in Milan
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Josie Davis – Condition of Return premiere in Los Angeles
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Victoria Justice – Lee’s Ed Sheeran event in Inglewood
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Lucy Hale – Dolce & Gabbana dinner in Milan
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From stepSMUT!!

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Amateur Flesh: IGOT2DOGSS
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Airplane Bathrooms
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Bonus Butts #417
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Hailey Rose Strips Out of Sexy Lingerie!
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What The Fuck Is Wrong With Japan? VOLUME 47
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Titty Drop! (GIF)
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Asshole on the Escalator….
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Megan Marx Topless at the Beach!
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Special Lingerie #8
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Sexy Russian teen moans while masturbating
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Taco Tuesdays
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Monster Rack (GIF)
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DRIP DRIP
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She. Wont. Stop. Cumming.
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Busty travel blogger Mila nude and sexy
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Cara Delevingne – Pokies
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Rissa May Having Multiple Orgasms!
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Using The Car As Recording Studio
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Cardi B Heading to a Party in a Sexy Outfit!
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Danniella Westbrook Topless at the Beach in Ibiza!
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I’m not sure this cellphone video was for everyone
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Finger Fucker
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Forgot She Was Live (GIF)
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Mr Lucky POV Puts His Dick in Arabelle Raphael’s Ass!
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Milf Knows Best!
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Got His Money’s Worth
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Jessica Simpson Nude
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Almost Too Cute For Porn
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Willow Ryder Strips Out of a Lingerie Body Suit!
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Car Pussy Rub!
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Model Eva Padlock seems to have mastered Instagram
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2023

26

Sep

Chelsea Handler Expired Uterus of the Day

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I think Chelsea Handler is trying to shake her dried up uterus out of her, you know like dog with a rotted out tooth, just trying to gnaw the motherfucker out of his goddamn mouth because it’s causing pain, infection and his natural instinct is to remove it, or like a prostitute who just got a few condoms lost inside her, only realizing it months later when trying to track down the rancid smell, just jumping up and down in some kind of spastic panic hoping they fall out of her….

Only instead of condoms, it’s a uterus which probably served the same purpose as a condom all those years of her climbing the ranks of comedy legend status…meaning Chelsea’s barren spinster womb is basically a female condom she was born with and it’s starting to stink..

Point of the story, the shameless funny girl is half naked and disgustingly old.

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