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2023

21

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Ass Shot of the Day

Since Jennifer Aniston is a Greek, I’ll assume that she’s really into Anal sex since her people are the creators of such things, assuming prehistoric caveman wasn’t fucking bitches up the ass. Maybe the Greeks just get all the credit for Anal, those olive oil lubricated fucks…

Since Jennifer Aniston is a spinster, now menopausal woman who chose being a hot set of hard nipples on TV and in the movies over doing what women are supposed to do with their vaginas, which is breed……

We can only assume the reason she didn’t get pregnant wasn’t all the abortions she would have as a liberal celebrity who probably cries for abortions like other liberal celebrities not realizing that killing babies is satanic, or maybe totally realizing killing babies is satanic and tricking the normies into not thinking it is satanic is all part of their satanic fun……

But the reason she didn’t breed was all the anal…from being GREEK, where her most used orifice is the one she shits from….

Well, the old lady is in a thong looking bikini bottom, showing a lot of ass, which is totally not age appropriate, but with her sorcery, or being rich and vain and childless, with chefs and trainers and medical spas and rich lady cosmetic treatments, because being childless allows you to misdirect your focus on trying to be fuckable into your 90s, when dudes will fuck anything even when it is unfuckable and in its 90s….

She’s managed to almost make it appealing, I mean for an old lady ass that’s well traveled, it’s not so bad so long as she’s bent over and not looking at us with that scary old lady face…..it almost makes me want to “Dog Park” this shit and dive in face first with a sniff…..just to see if I can still smell Brad Pitt’s pit on her, he’s so dreamy….

All this to say, celebs are freakish with their cloning station, Aniston is far too old for this overall look and it freaks me out.

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2023

21

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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I may be a lazy fuck who takes my weekends so seriously that I treat every single day like a Sunday afternoon, even when I am hard hustling celebrity gossip monger….who doesn’t even monger celebrity gossip, but I’ll post their pics and call them overrated trash you nerds shouldn’t be jerking off to, like the councillor at the retard camp who doesn’t let the retards jerk off at the public pool…FUN KILLER…

So yeah, I was supposed to post the On/Off, clothed/unclothed content on Friday, but I had cocktails to drink on the patio like some fancy European with a lust for life….only it was more drinking cheap beer in the park, but still allowed me to stare at all the half naked girls who are basically walking around naked in this new era of overexposure on the internet trickling into pretty revealing outfits in the real life….

On/Offs are almost obsolete thanks to all the near naked walk-bys…but still magical to a pervert like me who likes seeing clothed become naked….

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2023

18

Aug

Leni Klum Massive Rich Girl Boobs in a Bikini on Her Dads Yacht of the Day

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Leni Klum is one of the artifacts of Heidi Klum being passed around rich dudes when she was at the top of her career as a Victoria’s Secret model, because when she ended up with Kissed by a Rose Seal with the adult arm sized penis, she was already pregnant with this one….

Maybe Seal’s massive penis affected something in the birth development womb, disrupting the natural growth of the child, because she’s developed some ridiculously huge tits on her small frame, that don’t seem to have much give to them, almost like one of those breast plates dudes buy on Amazon for their Cosplay outfits or to game nerds into thinking they are Cosplay chicks on Onlyfans, you know, like they are sex doll made not human grade….which adds to her impressiveness…

Sure, she’s a rich kid, her dad owns yachts, her stepdad is Seal, her mom Heidi Klum, and sure she’s a product of nepotism, but I support nepotism, especially when it’s hot and busty, even when the mom is trying to exploit the tits harder than the tits, because she knows the tits are hugely marketable, possible attention generating money makers, which allows her own existence to last longer as the womb that made the monster tits I want to be ravaged by…where are the rich kid may like the attention, but doesn’t have the need to use them for money, she’s already rich…

Point of the story, dudes are bitching about her having a flat ass, with tits like that, she doesn’t need to have a head, limbs, even a vagina….she could be full downs sydrome and a midget…and I’d appreciate the tits just the same….

I am a fan of LENI KLUM’S big boobs…

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2023

18

Aug

From the Drunken stepFORUM of the Day

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In the event you didn’t know, there’s a pretty amazing forum that comes with this pretty fucking shitty mainpage of the Drunkenstepfather.com experience.

It’s far more active than I an on the main page, thanks to the likes of a certain MadamMeow…

So when you see that I’m off drunk, trying to jerk off in public with a limp dick not trying to get caught, because real life happens off the computer for me….all my fetishes involve real chicks not pictures or videos of chicks, I know crazy….

You can ALWAYS click to the forum an engage with some far less degenerate motherfuckers…

Sure, the FORUM needs a big update, the whole site needs an overhaul, where the coders at, this isn’t some “I taught myself to code and now I have a media empire” story, I’m a slacker, but it still works enough to get lost in your eyes tonight you faggot fuck…

Here are the latest posts there:

Salma Hayek Bikinis in Mexico

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Nicole Sherzinger Squeezes her Tits Together in her Bikini

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Kate Beckinsale Parties in a Sheer Dress Showing her Panty Set

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Kara Del Toro in a Skimpy Tight Dress Showing Off her Hot Bod

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Jessica Alba’s Thunder Thighs in Pantyhose
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Shay Mitchell Canadian Rich Kid Turned Tank Top Wearer
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Angelina Jolie Has Tits Despite Cutting Them Off for Cancer
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Pam Anderson Did a Campaign for Aritzia and it Sucks
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Taylor Hill in Tight Jean Shorts
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The Kid from the Nanny Madeline Zima Was Naked and Fucking in Californication 10 years ago
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Florence Pugh Looks like a Dyke Protesting Climate Change or Vegan Causes
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Rosie Hungtington’s Tight Dress
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Sophie Turner’s Skimpy Dress
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Rita Ora’s Tits in a Tight Dress in Ibiza
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Hailey Bieber in a Slutty Leather Dress
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Gisele in Leggings
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Cami Morrone Sucking Straws Like Leo Sucked Dick during their Romance
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Alessandra Ambrosio Squeezed Into a Titty Top
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Kendall Jenner in her Underwear for a Photoshoot
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2023

18

Aug

Heidi Klum Topless Tanning of the Day

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In barely important news, the sex worker who doesn’t know she is a sex worker, because she was endorsed by a high volume mall underwear company, making her think she was special, legitimate, and a natural talent with all the sex she had with important people who advanced her career…Heidi Klum, a German favorite, despite the whole history of Nazism, which is potentially the reason her tits still look this good at her old as fuck mom of many run through by all kinds of dick, assuming they are real..EUGENICS….

So while thinking she’s so clever, funny, compelling, talented, as a set of tits and as a TV HOST or TV producer, since she even has some shows under her thong strap….she’s also realized that as an old, menopausal, titty model, it’d make sense to bust out the tits the European way for the paparazzi, because it will generate some attention, turn her on and show off that her tits are defying the laws of aging….which is weird but not werid enough to not stare at them….like the blessing they are…

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Posted in:HeidI Klum|Heidi Klum|Heidi Klum

2023

18

Aug

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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It’s not the panty style, it’s the pussy being suffocated in said panties that matters….a gross bitch is a gross bitch no matter what her panties look like…if that pussy be stinking and discharging acidic bacterial infections that I’m still adventurous enough to do at least a minimal taste test since it is still a vagina….it doesn’t matter what style underwear she has on, even if she should probably be airing that shit out…

For those who deal in hot chicks, not rotting out crackwhore shit, they’ll know that a hot chick in granny panties is still a hot chick, despite the shameful pantyline….

So stop hating on panties and start hating on the bitch in the panties…..for not having sex with you….

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2023

18

Aug

Britney Spears is Speaking in Code of the Day

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Britney Spears is apparently going through a divorce, which means her actor husband who we all assume is just her handler’s contract is finally up, so he can take the money and run, or at least use his celebrity as being Britney’s husband to get him more acting gigs, so that all his acting dreams can come true, and he can live his fit pit boy at the gay pool parties in Palm Springs dreams to the fullest…he’s pretty fucking gay.

I am of the conspiracy that Britney is dead or institutionalized and that they are posting old content, replacement / body double content, or even just an AR filter because it’s the internet and you can easily manipulate the minds of the masses who want to believe.

I do not believe that she’s free and I do read into her weird ass content posts as some cryptic retard shit, which could just be a crazy Britney that they want us to believe is crazy so that when they kill her off everyone saw it coming, or it could just be Britney trolling us because she’s bored, it is possible she has access to her social media and runs it like a cat mom in her 40s who works as cashier in Louisiana…but it’s hardly as fun than it being a cog in the satanic agenda’s matrix….

I would assume if I was Britney Spears, along with masturbating in front of the mirror, possibly on video for the fans, maybe even launching an OnlyFans…I’d take my freedom to far more fun adventures than sitting in her ugly ass mansion….if you’re going to be crazy while crashing and burning, make it fun…

Here’s her weird cryptic posts:

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2023

18

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday on a Friday of the Day

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I am a fucking dinosaur, who may have found the internet a fun level of escapism back in the 90s and early 2000s, where I could distract myself from my shitty life with random smut, tits, pussy, and SLUTS who would send me self produced content of that nature….

But I’ve always been a detach from the matrix, don’t fall into the trap of societal norms motherfucker, and the internet, which was once underground, the wild west, off the radar and hilarious to troll motherfuckers on, is now the McDonalds, Pop Music mainstream, which goes against everything I’ve ever believed…

So I’ve been about that OFFLINE life, because offline is more my vibe, sitting on a computer is gay as shit…

The fun, the adventures and misadventures, the tits and the ass, the drunken nights ending up in ditches all happen when the computer is thrown in the fucking river…..

Most importantly, the bikini cameltoes of spread legged women in skimpy bikinis at the park, or public pool happen offline…in real life in a far more exciting way than a try hard shameless selfie of the shit…

Like last night at the taco stand, a young hot mom in bike shorts came in for some enchiladas and her shorts were pulled up that pussy so hard I felt I saw the afterbirth of the 2 year old baby she was pulling around in a wagon….

The cameltoe is everywhere, it’s real, and you only need the internet to tell these women it’s OK to TOE, BECAUSE the real fun happens when the TOE is found out in the wild….we are hunter gatherers you know….

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2023

18

Aug

Try Hard Dove Cameron’s Freakish Goth Face with No Eyebrows of the Day

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We get it Dove Camerons, you’re some dark and edgy rich kid from the Disney Channel, who was likely put through some pretty abusive shit in her career as a rich kid from Disney living out her mom’s dreams, assuming she’s not from one of their subterranean cloning labs, which I don’t.

Now she’s all gothic and rock and roll, maybe even satanic and looking like some kind of demon out of a horror movie, or just some alien whore from a Sci-Fi movie, just human enough to not feel like you’re dick’s going to get eating off by her alien cunt…

All black haired and weird platform boot, with a tit hanging out of a bikini top, with no eyebroes and what looks like some KLINGON forehead prosthetic, which obviously you TREK nerds that I know exist will probably cum all over your gamer chairs because pathetic, virgin, almost kissed a girl once, it’s not your fault, it’s AUTISM…

Posted in:Dove Cameron

2023

18

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday on a Friday of the Day

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I’ve been lazy as shit this week, which I figure is some character actor’s approach to their subject, which in this case is the plight of the fat chick, not the flight of the fat chick, because the flight of the fat chick is terrifying for the poor bastard sitting next to her on the plane, or for the small plane pilot loading her into his plane like she’s Aaliyah’s luggage in the Bahamas, before plummeting from the heavens their untimely deaths…not the fat chick cares, seeing as she’s already ready for that untimely death..

So in preparation of this post, I have eaten some cake to get my blood sugar all wonky, I’ve been lazy as shit staring at the fucking screen all day, doing some online shopping in hopes it triggers some happiness while being so miserable, just not as happy as eating that cake, until after eating the cake, only to scroll on social media and leave mean comments on skinny girl’s profiles…

You see fat-chicking is a way of life.

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