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2023

15

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

You may not really get to experience women in bikinis or any swimwear because you’re a fucking weirdo who women don’t want to be around, I can relate and that’s ok, but never take no for an answer, even if the system tells you to take no for an answer, because following the rules is for losers and taking what you want, or what you rightfully deserve is how you get what you deserve….and as far as I’m concerned, if that means jumping backyard fences and crashing pool parties in the suburbs, or hitting up some resort, make it fucking happen, the bikinis are skimpy on all girls, they wear fucking thongs to the beach and it’s incredible to see the slut behavior on a micro level, you see because I am an economist in the sense of tracking how slutty the normies get….and they get slutty…when middle aged office workers with fat mom asses are rocking thongs by the pool, you know the slutification of the normies is right where it needs to be…

Next stop…exposed butthole swimwear because normies love buttholes, it’s how they get their parasites!

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Posted in:swimsuit

2023

15

Aug

Anastasia Ashley Caught Filming a TikTok by a Beach Creeper of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley is an old time favorite who despite being older is still bringing her ass to the beach in a consistent way, because that’s what surfers do right until they take their final wave into the sunset. I’ve seen Point Break and understand the surf culture man….or I just stare at beach / bikini / surf ass when I come across it because it’s so round and fit….

EGOTASTIC SPORTS posted a video of a creeper catching her doing what many would find annoying or humiliating act of content creation in public, but that most would find normal, since being a content creator is money, fame, all their dreams coming true, free shit, etc…

Well, Anastasia Ashley was one of the first to do the viral beach dance video, so these other TikTok sluts are just fake copies…

They say that with age comes a leathery, herpes and AIDS ridden dried up old lady vagina, but it also comes with experience and not just in the ability to give proper head to offset the whole rotting thing, or sexual things to give them some marketability with the whole being expired thing, but in creating masterful dance content using a trashcan as a filmer which according to studies is a more interesting choice than most vape smoking soy boy cucks who follow their girl’s around filming them and carrying their purses because we lack real men in this society…

TO SEE THE CREEPER CAM FOOTAGE CLICK HERE

Posted in:Anastasia Ashely

2023

15

Aug

J.Lo’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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J.Lo is in a bikini, showing off her fat and modified old lady ass, while pretending that her old lady ass is not an old lady ass, because that’s what being a delusional self involved person who has made shit tons of money being J.Lo, surrounded by Yes Men, encouraging her into thinking that she’s not too old to throw in the towel and that she’s still got ass to give, and I’ll still look at it like the science experiment it is….

It’s like give up, live off that pile of money, go behind the camera, invest in other projects, mentor the new generation of J.Los who will grace the world with garbage music, garbage movies, but monetizable content, which is what matters…do unmemorable shit that doesn’t matter but that makes money because money matters, you puppet pile of fat ass shit…

But instead, she’s the afternoon stripper working the primetime shift because no one has the heart to tell her that her back looks like a bulldogs face, which isn’t how backs are supposed to look.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:J.Lo

2023

15

Aug

Leighton Meester Ass For a Surf of the Day

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Leighton Meester, the Gossip Girl pussy who may not be the hottest piece of ass around, but she obviously puts out, since she’s had a bunch of kids with Seth from The O.C.

I didn’t watch Gossip Girl, but if I did, I would probably jerk off to her before Blake Lively, since Blake Lively is a monster, but I’ll have to test out that theory one day.

In the meantime, I’ll just stare at Leighton’s ass, since I apparently like middle aged mom ass, especially when I can see it from the front, when out on a surf ….

Her ass looks good, no pock marks or middle aged damage. Where’s the cellulite bitch? Maybe she’s not an actual woman since all mid-30s have that cottage cheese shit…

I’ll assume that it’s because she was born in prison and is hard at her core, hitting the gym like she’s only got 1 hour of rec time a week, like the other prisoners.

Surf’s up.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2023

14

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know the statistics on how many nurses are homewreckers, but I am assuming it’s around 99%, since they all get into nursing for some legitimate decent paid work that allows them to get close to the doctors….who get paid a lot better, allowing them to maximize their common interests and hot nurse look by jumping on that doctor dick, even married doctor dick to get what they deserve so that they don’t have to spend their lives changing old dying people’s diapers all fucking day, but instead go to the spa, shopping, the gym, getting their hair and nails done, with that DOCTOR money….

So here are some nurses, the sex workers of the medical field which is really my kind of girls, since they are sluts and I love sluts…

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

14

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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You may be the kind of guy into MILFs because the only woman who ever loved you was your mother, but you may be the kind of guy into MILFs because your mom never loved you….amnd you still crave a mother….or someone who does mom type things you never had…

You may be the kind of guy who is into MILFs because they are moms and you’ll never get a girl pregnant since it requires fucking, not even the lesbians desperate for sperm to birth their lesbian babies don’t answer your craigslist ads..

You may be the kind of guy who loves MILFs because they are biological women who have been run through and have the proof, unless the kid is dead, in which case she’s a mom with bigger issues than you initially expected from the mom, who you already assumed she had issues because she wasn’t out being a mom, but rather a modern day mom doing sex work shit….

I am into moms for the pussy…

So here are some MILFs…

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Posted in:Milf

2023

14

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I guess I should update this site since it’s late as shit and I haven’t bothered putting up content that no one gives a shit about because I am a failed content producer…

Let’s start with some MILKY TITS on a MONDAY because milk filled tits are tits the way they are supposed to be, you know living their best mom life before being depleted and sad, unless you’re one of those bigot racist misogynist who thinks a tit lives it’s best life at 20 years old, when big and perky in a bikini top at the beach, pool, or even in pics on the internet…you pig.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

11

Aug

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I found out that the mainstream had gone perverted – back in 2007 when an uptight feminist who thought men’s magazines were a misogynistic sexist porn mag decided she wanted a threesome or to hook up with girls for feminism because she watched porn and liked it…..

She was the same person who wouldn’t let her husband go out to party with me, because I worked in a porn warehouse but 10 years later she’s trying to produce her own porn for feminism…

We’re 15 years since that era, so shit’s out of control and these may not be feminists, they might be braless chicks, but I bet if asked if they were feminist or if this was empowering to be racy and jerked off to by men on the internet, they’d say they were.

So basically, feminists hate hot chicks who get jerked off to by dudes, until they become the hot chick…works for me, you know since I’m a misogynist who thinks women are just tits and twat and like to objectify them accordingly.

Fascinating..woman logic!

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

11

Aug

It’s Friday….Isn’t It? of the Day

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Yep…it is….

Posted in:Videos

2023

10

Aug

Brie Larson Slutty of the Day

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Brie Larson posted some shameless lingerie pic that’s about as low budget as I’d expect from the trash that is Brie Larson, but not as low budget as you’d expect from someone of her stature.

Brie Larson is packaged as one of the hottest celebrities out there, she even believes the lies and people actually get excited for her to be in their comic book trash action movies despite being a fucking old, weathered pile of shit all thanks to marketing.

It’s like dudes don’t have an opinion of their own, so thanks to people who want high paid stars deciding she’ll be one of those high paid stars, they’ve packaged this try hard as some sort of big deal, and the people who are easily marketed to just sign onto it.

I figure that the people who excel in life, seem to be the loser try hards who try to hard, because that’s the only reason I can imagine tv writing being so bad, the actors are so bad, the pop music is so bad, all while these are pros, the best of the best in pay and in hype, because they actual creative minds fucked off and became insurance adjusters or some shit because no one respected their writing, acting, singing, dancing, business ideas…

Larson came out as a teen girl, not as trans or a lesbian, even though her sex appeal is very lesbian looking and has been trying to work her way through the Hollywood scene until the right dick was sucked or inspired to give her a shot…

Now she’s taking that try hard to social media where her best social media influencer behavior, even with tits out, is pretty shit…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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