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2023

10

Aug

Sabrina Carpenter Upskirt of the Day

Disney kid Sabrina Carpenter has her ass on stage, which isn’t really all that ass, but it’s the illusion of ass which turns out to be enough.

It’s a reminder of something from the Britney Spears archives of a simpler time, when this kind of outfit was a little more shocking and exciting, maybe Sabrina Carpenter is one of Britney’s clone’s they’ve released to the wild. You never know with that creepy big money making industry. Disney imagineers don’t let us know all the tricks that they know in their underground labs….

She is a hugely famous, at least on instagram, with over 1 billion followers, so showing her ass is pretty much all part of the keeping her shit relevant after breaking free from child star by stripping down all those years ago, while still being owned by the same handlers, just a more relatable look for her fanbase to grow with, rather than leaving her doing corny shit for Disney, she can instead do corny shit on stage….

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2023

10

Aug

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs are like Barbie, Taylor Swift concerts, Feminism, Transgenderism, tattoos, drag queen story time, experimental vaccines, Fast and the Furious, Kardashians, bikini waxes, being into porn and all the other ridiculous trends that the internet hive mind, or more specifically the female hive mind buy into at such a level because they think they have to buy into those things to exist and because of that, billions of dollars are collectively spent by women who were convinced that they needed to things to fit in.

So women dropped full-back bikini underwear for the pesky tanlines, for thongs to fit in, despite thongs still having tanlines and more importantly were often pulled up just over the low rise pants so dudes have no doubts a thong was on the ass they were staring at.

As it turns out, the thong doesn’t cover the assholes, which turns out to be a bonus for other hive mind activities like slutty selfies, because we can see the asshole without coming across as desperate perverts saying “show me your asshole” which tends to turn off the girl producing the slutty selfies with your direction, because sometimes the coveted asshole pic needs to come together organically….which THONGS can help with…

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2023

10

Aug

Demi Lovato Non Binary Cleavage of the Day

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Demi Lovato is showing off her Love/Fear or Fear/Love tattoos on her shoulders to let ya’ll know how edgie the now old as shit child star is…unless this is more about her showing off her cleavage, which isn’t really hot cleavage, more like heroin addict who has bounced around in weight due to her heroin addiction, stretching out the tit into some sloppy fucking mess that requires a tight dress to give it any kind of cleavage…

It’s still cleavage, that would arguably be better if it was dead cleavage, not because I am some gothic necrophiliac that Demi Lovato looks like she’d probably date with this dark past, dark hair, dark dress, tattooed and nose pierced look….I just think that if you/re a heroin addict on the public level with so many kids as fan, having an overdose and then being rewarded for it by being given another chance because she can leverage the comeback as a legitimate comeback, exploiting the overdose as a marketing hook, is not a good moral of the story….

The good moral of the story is dead or vegetative state, not just because it would make her easier to finger bang in the event you were working where she was being housed, but because kids should see their idols die from bad decisions, not thrive as a comeback story, even if people like a good comeback story, heroin overdoses don’t deserve comeback stories…which is why the BAN NARCAN campaign is so important to people who don’t have loved ones who have been saved by NARCAN after a good nod…

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2023

10

Aug

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are not an organized sport, but I saw that Pillow Fighting was aired on ESPN, so we’re hopefully that in our lifetime it will be.

For now, it’s just an amateur demonstration, learning the different strategies and as an amateur demonstration, we get to the the judges who can rank the titty drops on artistic, technical and overall performance.

This is the good time for the titty drop because it’s not quite on the international level, where a bunch of shameless opportunists participate in their clever dropping the titty out of their tops.

For now, it’s an object of love, passion and joy from the experience of pulling the titty out, which means, it’s the best time to enjoy a titty drop for its pure titty drop intention before it becomes commercialized.

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2023

10

Aug

Zara Larsson Upskirt of the Day

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Zara Larsson is a Swedish pop singer who I’ve never heard of because I didn’t watch the second season of the talent show TALANG…which launched her career back when she was 10….I’m just not a fan of TALANG.

She’s now 25 years old, she’s touring and in the tour she’s found herself on stage, in a short skirt with her ass hanging out of it, it’s a fashion thing.

I’m from an era where an upskirt actually meant something, either you’d see a panty-less pussy coming out of a car in her skirt, or maybe the wind would blow up the skirt as some kind of gift from the gods showing us the full ass, but that spontaneous upskirt combustion is no longer a thing in this contrived bullshit world we live in.

In the last week, I’ve seen at least 5 girls with half their asses hanging out of their shorts, or their skirts. Even one big titty fat girl on an EBIKE rode by with her whole ass exposed. It’s still shocking, exciting, despite being shameless attention seeking to me, but it just makes a celeb on stage barely showing ass cheek a little weak in the upskirt hype when normies are out here showing 50 percent or more of their ass, but I’ll post it anyway because I am in too deep.

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2023

10

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s Tanline season, at least that’s what overexcited motherfucker like me like to think, but the reality is that it’s always tanline season, and you don’t even need a sun to generate those tanlines, you can buy it in a jar or get sprayed down by some entrepreneurial stripper and her mobile spray tan machine she bought with her stripper money, in attempts to make a better life for herself..

I guess I romanticize the tanline as something that happens on some epic endless summer vacation at the beach or by the pool, but ultimately, it can happen anywhere even in the basement where you’ve locked up all your girlfriends who may not think they are your girlfriends, but maybe in a few years time they’ll finally accept it.

Point of the story, tanlines highlight the good parts!

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2023

09

Aug

Eva Longoria Beach Body of the Day

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Eva Longoria, the very rich from some dumb show, producer and director, who owns her own Tequila brand because she’s not done exploiting Mexicans since Mexico is her heritage that she is likely totally disconnected from….was never someone I bought into or appreciated when she was getting all her hype…

But now that she’s a dinosaur with international fame, hustling her wares in slutty bikinis, I find her a little more appealing…you know, because I like whores or when women reduce themselves to their half naked bodies, even when they are old and clearly have had work down while giving the illusion they haven’t, because they are actors and as actors they can’t rot like the normies, even though they are still rotten like the normies, you just can’t see it as clearly because they have a fresh coat of paint over that mouldy ass bathroom of a cunt…

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2023

09

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay Fit Bitches…

Or at least keep the idea of fit bitches a fetish, a beauty standard, an expectation…

So jerk off to these fit bitches as doing your part to save the world of the fat monsters taking over.

If that means joining the gym, or standing outside the gym to encourage the hot fit girls as they leave the gym by showing them your boner, or just by upvoting their fit smutty content….do it…society needs it.

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2023

09

Aug

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Tits of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is about 50 years old, for the majority of her adult life she was sponsored by or owned by Victoria’s Secret and was likely one of the longest running bikini models they had and through it all, I never saw her appeal, I thought she was so basic and boring, yet the people clearly bought what she is selling…

Now that she’s 50 years old or something, she’s actually looking substantially hotter than she did at her prime, maybe it’s updated tits, fillers, filters, AI and photoshop, but she’s finally hotter than I ever thought she was, which makes no sense since she’s 50 years old….which means WITCHCRAFT is happening here and I’d get to the bottom of it, if I wasn’t too busy staring at those tits…

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2023

09

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know if all the pussy wedgies I see in a given day are just a geographic thing, you know French Canadian women are slutty and want people to see their cunts, but I am going to assume it’s an internet becoming reality thing, where girls are just trying to fit in like they are when pretending to be Taylor Swift fans or into the Barbie movie….so they wear the spandex and don’t care about the fact that the world can see their cunt, it’s just part of the outfit…

I like to think it’s female self preservation in an era of trannies getting a lot of attention, in a “Look I’m a Real Chick”, but it could just be that girls are into how the pussy wedgie feels pressed against their clits with every step they take, soaking through the tight pants without anyone knowing….

Either way, there’s a lot of hungry for tight pant pussy out there and I’m all for staring.

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