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2023

09

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Cleavage of the Day

Like Alec Baldwin, I’ve forgotten that Ireland Baldwin existed….

She’s recently had kids, making Alec Baldwin more than a convicted killer who was absolved of all the killing, meaning he’s not a killer at all, even though he held a gun that killed someone, probably a thrilling feeling, if he was some kind of narcissistic rich guy into that kind of power…

I’ll assume her tits are milk filled, but at a certain point, it doesn’t really matter, the prison tats in honor of her dad not going to prison, the sheer size of her and the fact the tits have always been huge and it’s not like she is starring in SQUIRTING LACTATING TIT CONTENT, basically being a lazy rich kid about the lactation fetish content while potentially lactating!

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2023

09

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Weed may not be a strong enough drug to give girls the nod like opiates or other more fun drugs you can use as foreplay, but it can make girls lazy enough to not bother making the best life decisions, so that they don’t bother protesting your advances to fuck….while being less sloppy than being drunk….and down to eat pizza when done, maybe even down to fuck you because of the promise of pizza, making it a far less creepy way to get laid than roofies, or whatever you’re using for foreplay these days…

Here are some weed enthusiasts, which is lame to me, but probably excited to a loser who is into weed and loves when chicks are into the same things as them, especially when the chick is naked.

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2023

09

Aug

Stefania Ferrario Titty Pop of the Day

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Stefania Ferrairio of the Hazelnut empire that owns Nutella, at least based on her body and her marketing strategy of being a plus sized titty model, clearly a European plus size, because she’s hardly the walmart shopper on the motorized shopping cart that we’re used to as North Americans.

If anything, she’s a big titty big girl but not an actual morbidly obese girl using empowerment as an angle, still using the fat girl angle, which probably pisses off the actual pig plus sized girls as she mocks them with her 30 pounds she could probably lose in 3 months if she stopped eating her family’s Nutella…which makes celebrating her as a plus sized funny, because the actual seriously plus sized hate it…and we like them unhappy, which clearly they already are, otherwise they wouldn’t be fat.

Point of the story, with plus sized comes plus sized tits.

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2023

09

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks Allowed….

That’s really not the general consensus of the fat world we live in, but I am old, old fashioned and a firm believer in the days of bullying fat chicks into hating themselves, having no self esteem, allowing you to entrap them for sex on request whenever you’re bored of jerking off, to which they eagerly comply because people, when put through abuse, made to feel like dog shit, useless and disgusting are easy to manipulate into sex, assuming you don’t find fucking fatties repulsive as fuck, so repulsing you’d rather jack off…unless of course you’re a loser like me who fat chicks, even in their prime of being oppressed and bullied, wouldn’t be caught dead fucking….

Here are some fatties for the chubby chasers….which I guess in this era is all people since the fats are impossible to escape!

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2023

08

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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Apparently the Barbie movie is making the HIVE mind woman break up with their shitty boyfriends, I haven’t seen that sit, because the now super rich Greta Earwig grosses me out, HOWEVER….

I do find it funny that the HIVE mind idiots are buying into her bullshit and breaking up with their boyfriends, assuming that’s a real thing and not just marketing to help the now rich as fuck, get ever more rich as fuck….

BECAUSE….she’s been fucking her way up the career ladder since at least 2011, when she first got with her boyfriend, acclaimed writer/director who I find pretentious and annoying as fuck, but that the industry has a hard on for….meaning he opened some doors for her because she opened her legs for him..

PLOT TWIST….maybe Baumbach actually WROTE Barbie for his woman, because her writing is on the annoying level that his is…and Barbie is actually a Baumbach side project he uses his actor whore to front….WOULDN’T THAT BE FUNNY….an ultimate troll….oh shit, he is credited as one of the writers of the movie, hilarious, he probably wrote the whole fucking thing. DOWN WITH MEN….or that KENERGY…or whatever they are calling this movement of re-education camps they are sending men to after Barbie…

The 13 year relationship of the 40 year old, with the MUCH older 53 year old Baumbach, on some Woody Allen fucking his stepdaughter kick, is one of a weak bitch using a powerful dude to make her dreams come true, like a weak bitch would, making movies about dumping your man, knowing she’d be nowhere without her man, or without him guiding her through the writing and directing of her now billion dollar movie….

So the same weak bitch who used her pussy to get ahead, is telling normies to break up with their man due to some propaganda storyline she’s made up in her head that doesn’t apply to her existence as woman in the relationship, because Hollywood is bullshit…

The point of the story is that dudes need to start watching some Stepford Wives, or other shows where the bitches are subservient, or even some old west movies where women are traditional keepers of the household and raiser of the children, or even some good dick sucking videos to inspire them to break-up with their basic modern retard bitch before she gets to the Barbie movie and breaks up with you….

TWO can play at this game…GRETA EARWIG you fake fuck fat fuck slut.

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2023

08

Aug

Selena Gomez Titty Lick of the Day

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Selena Gomez still exists, she’s at some bar likely getting drunk in an attempt to relive her early 20 college years that she lost out on because she was too busy being cast in Barney, or some other industry shit that robbed her of a life, while giving her a life, only to tell her she’s bi-polar when she starts to question what was done to her, you know to gaslight her into thinking she’s crazy and not actually catching onto the fucked up shit she went through, while being sedated on meds….

You can tell she’s trying to relive the college years with the tits out and the girls licking on the big tits like girls at a frat party trying to get attention….only on a higher level since it’s Selena Gomez….

I prefer the storyline that these are two members of her organ-farm, not her ORGANIC FARM, but rather her ORGAN FARM, in the event that she needs another yes-man to buy some Kidneys off of, in the even they give out…

You know, let the members of the organ donor list hang with her, even feed them off the tit so they know that they’ve found a new home, a new mother, a new lover a new cult leader….worthy of their attention and organs if needed….

Either way, Selena Gomez and some tongues out, tits out, crying for attention despite being Selena Gomez is fun, mainly because her tits are massive…

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2023

08

Aug

Lucy Hale Bikini of the Day

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Lucy Hale is the CWs darling, who has been in a series of CW shows since she had her big hit Pretty Little Liars, where the other girls never worked again, but she just kept on trying…

She really isn’t all that hot or exciting, maybe some of you like that she was fucking Skeet Ulrich, because he’s an old man and she’s younger, but dudes, she’s in her mid-30s and in no where in the world is that seen as young, it’s actually a decade expired….and if you had yogurt that was 10 years expired, you’d never eat that shit…unless it was in an attempt to see what happens if you ate 10 year old yogurt, will it kill you, will you get high, it’s a science experiment and so is fucking a mid-30 year old..

Anyway, she’s sucking on some popsicle bigger than your microdick, which can help you visualize what she’d look like sucking your microdick, we can assume that is why she shot and published this video, low level whoring or thirst trapping for someone who is really only known for one show that’s been off the air for a decade and a few leggings leaving the gym paparazzi shoots…so I’ll take the stripped down sucking a phallus bikini on the beach content in her mid-life crisis, why not…

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2023

08

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too….in many cases they are the more important tit, the more fun tit, the more personality tit, because they need to do more circus tricks and performances to get noticed that strictly having big tits…

Big tits are the lazy tit, the don’t have to do much tit, the there because they are big and people will look at them tit….while tiny tits, still valid tits, have to really go above and beyond to get seen, noticed, appreciated in all their tiny glory…

Chicks will get implants thinking they can be the fat lazy tit they always wanted to be, not realizing that with a little creativity, the tiny tit can be just as appreciated as the big lazy tit, even in this world of titty obsession, because of one simple reason…THEY ARE TITS TOO…

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2023

08

Aug

Suki Waterhouse Lace Bodysuit of the Day

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Suki Waterhouse is pretty hilarious, it’s like girl tries every fucking angle to get famous and the people still don’t give a fuck, but I guess she sees progress and that’s what matters…

The girl started as a party girl with Cara Delevingne in the UK, where they both were brought into modelling as socialite party girls who had moms who bought a lot of the product from the designers and pushed the designers to use the daughters as models, which worked out better for Cara because Suki is just garbage…even her name is stupid….

The girl then decided to be an actress, has done some real garbage movies, low level straight to DVD if DVDs still existed, streaming crap….and no one fucking cared….so she started fucking A-list Brad Cooper, who couldn’t be bothered and dropped her for Irina because she’s just that impressive….

So she went back to more acting, eventually landing on Robert Pattison of Twilight’s dick and for some reason, somewhere along the way, she became a singer….that no one cares about…

She had a gig at Lollapaloooza for the LOOZAS, if you know what I mean, like who goes to that shit anyway, and I am sure that’s a big deal for her dreams of pop stardom, like a legitimate talented artist but it was likely from pulling some strings with people who control this shit and can make her a star with the right hit….she’s not there yet, she may never quite be there, but in marketing herself she put on a lace outfit with her tits out to ensure her music was noticed and listened to….

It’s like she probably iced the nips before the big stage show, you know cuz it’s all contrived, but maybe she’s just horny from being on stage, since clearly it’s a fetish on some level because she keeps on trying it out in various ways, none ever quite hit, but she’s on stage at a festival, so it kind of hit…

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2023

08

Aug

Jojo Swimsuit of the Day

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Jojo with the big tits is out here in a bikini, as girls with big tits tend to do, especially when they are rich girls with big tits and can afford to go all the places in which you’d want to wear bikinis, like Florida or the Caribbean or even fancy places in Europe, despite being white trash from New Hampshire, Jojo can be hood rich in Europe like everyone else…

Jojo with the big tits is not doing much for the argument that girls with big tits always grow into their tits, you see because the big tits are just fat stores and when those fat stores get filled up, the fat needs to find other places to hang out like stomach, hips, saddlebags, legs….

That’s not to say that Jojo is TOO obese to stare at in her bikini, I’m staring, it’s a bikini, and there are far fatter chicks out there, it’s just to say that girl’s pretty fucking meaty which is unfortunately making her big tits a lot less impressive, since fat girls are supposed to have fat tits, it’s their only marketable skill, I mean that and sucking dick like it’s the dessert cart at the buffet…