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2023

08

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I am happy to report that the woman I was following around the grocery store because of her tight pants pulls so far up her ass I could see her asshole ridges, much like those pictures you see of girls at the gym, all doing their squats like it’s a porno or at least a softcore playboy movie from the 90s….only I don’t go to gyms, it gets in the way of my lazy obesity, I go to grocery stores where I can fuel said obesity with CHIPS and baked goods and the pussy is as prevalent…you see, pussy has to eat, and apparently some pussy is starving as it eats those tight pants trying to suffocate them out…

So yeah, I am happy to report that in my tight pant journey of stalking a girl with a fat pussy in a tight pants in the grocery store to see if she was buying for a family, a couple or for one..I noticed that at least 5 other dudes looked right at her cunt and smiled…

Meaning, we’re not all gay, we’re not all depleted of testosterone, we are not all scared to check out pussy when it is walking towards us, we are still wired to want to fuck said pussy and that was pretty amazing..

In this male feminist, don’t objectify women unless you pay for their nudes world….PUSSY still gets stared at….

There is still hope for biological PUSSY owners…..and for the dudes who still look at cunt when it’s in their fucking face….

VICTORY IS OURS…

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2023

08

Aug

Jessica Alba Cleavage of the Day

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Jessica Alba was definitely an overhyped whore in her 20s, back when she played the hottest actress in Hollywood, never getting naked or really even half naked, unless it was on the beach for the paparazzi…..the good old days, where the shameless whoring happened behind closed doors and occasionally for the paparazzi, before the world turned into a bunch of self producing smut distributors, taking the selfie cam fucking seriously, and taking ownership on their whore content without having to rely on the paparazzi to monetize off them, why let that immigrant in LA with a camera make money off their backs in exchange for publicity, when they can just monetize off themselves…

Anyway, Alba clearly understood the whole act of whoring herself, she was one of the first celebs to do the direct to consumer internet brand, not the first celeb to do direct to consumer products, but direct to consumer internet brands where she pretending to be CEO and not CHIEF EXTERNAL ORIFICE from having a few too many kids, actual CEO or some other vanity title to give the illusion that she was actually actively involved in her brand, besides just pushing the product on us like she used to push her tits on the execs who gave her acting work.

The point of the story is she’s got tits, I guess she’s selling lip gloss, and she’s doing it with those tits out, all seductive for an old weathered broad because that’s what WHORING is….

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2023

08

Aug

Gal Gadot Cleavage of the Day

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Some people say that the Gal Gadot actress is some sort of psy-op sent from Israel to manipulate the minds of women into thinking that they can lead action movies as well as she did, all thanks to that Wonder Woman shit….

I don’t know if people actually say that, since I don’t talk to people, but I assume she’s some sort of intelligence agent hiding in plain sight, getting cast in movies because the producers get excited she’s from the motherland, only to get dirt on those producers at all the sex parties she attends with them, you know for the sake of intelligence gathering.

It is possible that she is just an actress who miraculously landed the huge movie opportunity, someone’s gotta land it why not her? Just a stars alligning situation….

So maybe the bros out there who are like “Gal Gadot is Hot” or “Gal Gadot has Tits” or “Wonder Woman’s never looked so good at 40” are right in not worrying about all the conspiracies around Gadot like a bunch of anti-semite Nazis…

JUST LOOK AT THE TITS….

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2023

08

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I am pretty repetitive, I realize that. One man can’t have enough thoughts to fill up a fucking website 5 days a week, 10 times a day, for 20 fucking years, it’s abnormal..

Not to mention, the only reason I update this fucking thing is out of habit, which I guess is arguably very similar to dementia ridden posts about the same shit with the same take…

This is a weekly gallery of bikini girls, or girls in swimsuits, swimming outfits, just not BURKINIS….because I like bikinis, I like swimsuits, I like girls stripped down to one layer of clothing between their cunts and my mouth, even if the only wet they are getting is by jumping in the piss filled pool.

The bikini is the only reason the internet exists and the internet is life, so thanks bikini, let’s look at some of you to keep things balanced for that sense of normalcy.

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2023

07

Aug

Britney Spears or Britney Spears AI Still in Captivity of the Day

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I have never held a prostitute or even a random girl I’ve abducted in captivity in either a basement cell I’ve crafted, or a cabin in a remote location, or a shed out back, but if I did, I feel like the content we produced together, you know that’d I’d be jerking off to when we were not enjoying our time together because I have to spend my days working at the factory, or Walmart where I met her, trying to afford the luxuries of supporting or at least feeding a bitch locked in captivity under your watch, it’s probably very annoying and expensive….would have a similar feel to this, just pictures from the same corner of the room, on our CCTV camera trying on the various sexy outfits I buy her at Goodwill.

I don’t know if Britney Spears is alive, dead, in captivity, now AI, or a body double….I just know that her content gives off that energy, which for some of you will probably be pretty hot and bothered….a rich, famous, free superstar always in the same room in her house, is it even an actual room or just lazy greenscreen, is this current or from years ago, we’ll never know….but check out those tits..

Out of the last 15 pics, 2 were not in the same creepy room….because they were bikini pics…it’s all so weird…but who fucking cares…that’s a her problem….check out the tits.

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2023

07

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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Since the whole purpose of being a woman is making babies…the whole MILF thing should be celebrated, but probably not when the MILF in question is being a whore, or getting naked for attention, or doing the other heathen things that women tend to do in this era of exhibitionism and perversion on the internet…

Sure, I like whores and exhibitionists, but figure that life should end when you have a kid, so that you should focus on that kid not growing up to be a retard in this world of retards, we need good kids to come through so that in 25 or 30 years we won’t be 90 year old victims to real fucking idiots….and when the mom is all self involved and feeling she deserves a life, or to be sexy, or to be jerked off to, or to fuck people who aren’t the kids dad, it’s just setting a bad presendence…

So when you fuck a mom, judge her for being a bad mom, because a good mom would be at home with the kids, because it wouldn’t be the “dad’s weekend”, the family would still be together…

When you jerk off to a mom, it’s a little less dramatic because mom’s have tits and pussy too and I guess can take nude selfies when they take their weekly mom bath, but it still seems like a sad thing for them to be doing instead of raising their kids properly…because sexual gratification is a little selfie…

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2023

07

Aug

Chelsea Handler Swimsuit of the Day

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Chelsea Handler in her swimsuit, although an age appropriate swimsuit, since she’s old as shit and should keep that gunt, or APRON BELLY that normally comes with childbirth, something she skipped out on because she’s a self involved, career oriented cunt, stunted but will realize she made a huge mistake eventually…if she hasn’t already….since the whole purpose of being a woman is making babies…not doing it is some freakish shit that miserable women will try to defend, but we all know in their core they don’t mean it and the older they get and the dumpier they get in their body, realizing that they weren’t able to preserve their bodies, or their blown out pussies because instead of babies, they were taking cock to fill the void, which I guess had the same results on their limited elasticity thanks to aging…

What I am saying is that Chelsea Handler gamed the system into thinking she’s funny, by fucking the right comedic people, it’s an easy scene for a woman to break into and just talk fake sex stories about awkward thoughts while being eaten out for other women, relatable jokes you see…..

So in being old as shit, she’d be better if she had a kid, because it would at least justify her haggard body…if you know what I mean….

The kid is a good excuse, what’s you’re excuse NEVER GRANNY…but still lookin GRANNY…

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2023

07

Aug

Julianne Hough Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Julianne Hough is probably not considered a Mormon gone wild, since she left her god for Satan many years ago when deciding to take her professional dance training with her brother, which is definitely on some cult level of sexual assault, to Hollywood….where she got to be a dancer on a hit show along with her brother, her creepy dance partner…only to end up dating Ryan Seacrest who I’ve been told is an anal loving coke whore and not just because he’s gay, but because the girls who signed his NDAs didn’t respect those NDAs which means I can’t be sued for saying it, since it’s really just hearsay, COMEDY, PARODY, JOKES which have some level of TRUTH TO THEM…

But yeah, after the sex stories I’ve heard from multiple women, there’s no way this Mormom gone wild was not subject to the same A-Personality perversion, which make sher MORMON gone wild storyline darker than a bikini selfie, but the bikini selfie on the dance body, now rich as shit, in selfie form, is pretty good too….so long as you don’t think about what JOHN SMITH would say about this….or cross reference the MORMON underwear she’s actually supposed to be wearing…HEATHEN…

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2023

07

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw some psy-op that the UK is conducting research on vaccines for “DISEASE X” in highly secretive labs, to prepare for the next pandemic, as summer nears an end and their 2030 agenda of you owning nothing and being happy being at a critical planning time…MUST have MORE pandemics, MORE vaccines, MORE climate changes, etc….

It’s all pretty stupid, but we can only hope they wipe out the 76 percent of the global population….

Ideally saving some of those HEALTHCARE heroes they will need to administer those vaccines, allowing them to feel important again as they join in on the cull, mainly because those HEALTHCARE HEROES, at least the nurse variety are also whores….

You know it was either nursing or walking the blade, nursing was more social acceptable, plus you can homewreck doctors and don’t have to bother with the poor people…

Here are some nurses for some NURSE fetish content…

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2023

07

Aug

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is the possibly inbred, definitely white trash, maybe fetal alcohol syndrome baby who was sold to a child dance reality show that you know appealed to the real perverts, likely sexualizing her at a young age, only to launch herself into the mainstream as an adult, hoping to put her dance moves to some pop music, which sort of fell through, but luckily for her, perverts were still willing to pay to see her in bikini and underwear.

I don’t know where she’s been hiding the last few months, for a while it was non stop Jordyn Jones, maybe she made her exclusive content money and with that money she can now retire, it really is that lucrative….

So she’s on a boat in the bikini, body looking good, ceiling eyes looking away, and I figure since she can shake her ass with vigor and precision, makes her all the hotter.

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