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2023

07

Aug

Chelsea Handler Swimsuit of the Day

Chelsea Handler in her swimsuit, although an age appropriate swimsuit, since she’s old as shit and should keep that gunt, or APRON BELLY that normally comes with childbirth, something she skipped out on because she’s a self involved, career oriented cunt, stunted but will realize she made a huge mistake eventually…if she hasn’t already….since the whole purpose of being a woman is making babies…not doing it is some freakish shit that miserable women will try to defend, but we all know in their core they don’t mean it and the older they get and the dumpier they get in their body, realizing that they weren’t able to preserve their bodies, or their blown out pussies because instead of babies, they were taking cock to fill the void, which I guess had the same results on their limited elasticity thanks to aging…

What I am saying is that Chelsea Handler gamed the system into thinking she’s funny, by fucking the right comedic people, it’s an easy scene for a woman to break into and just talk fake sex stories about awkward thoughts while being eaten out for other women, relatable jokes you see…..

So in being old as shit, she’d be better if she had a kid, because it would at least justify her haggard body…if you know what I mean….

The kid is a good excuse, what’s you’re excuse NEVER GRANNY…but still lookin GRANNY…

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2023

07

Aug

Julianne Hough Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Julianne Hough is probably not considered a Mormon gone wild, since she left her god for Satan many years ago when deciding to take her professional dance training with her brother, which is definitely on some cult level of sexual assault, to Hollywood….where she got to be a dancer on a hit show along with her brother, her creepy dance partner…only to end up dating Ryan Seacrest who I’ve been told is an anal loving coke whore and not just because he’s gay, but because the girls who signed his NDAs didn’t respect those NDAs which means I can’t be sued for saying it, since it’s really just hearsay, COMEDY, PARODY, JOKES which have some level of TRUTH TO THEM…

But yeah, after the sex stories I’ve heard from multiple women, there’s no way this Mormom gone wild was not subject to the same A-Personality perversion, which make sher MORMON gone wild storyline darker than a bikini selfie, but the bikini selfie on the dance body, now rich as shit, in selfie form, is pretty good too….so long as you don’t think about what JOHN SMITH would say about this….or cross reference the MORMON underwear she’s actually supposed to be wearing…HEATHEN…

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2023

07

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw some psy-op that the UK is conducting research on vaccines for “DISEASE X” in highly secretive labs, to prepare for the next pandemic, as summer nears an end and their 2030 agenda of you owning nothing and being happy being at a critical planning time…MUST have MORE pandemics, MORE vaccines, MORE climate changes, etc….

It’s all pretty stupid, but we can only hope they wipe out the 76 percent of the global population….

Ideally saving some of those HEALTHCARE heroes they will need to administer those vaccines, allowing them to feel important again as they join in on the cull, mainly because those HEALTHCARE HEROES, at least the nurse variety are also whores….

You know it was either nursing or walking the blade, nursing was more social acceptable, plus you can homewreck doctors and don’t have to bother with the poor people…

Here are some nurses for some NURSE fetish content…

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2023

07

Aug

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is the possibly inbred, definitely white trash, maybe fetal alcohol syndrome baby who was sold to a child dance reality show that you know appealed to the real perverts, likely sexualizing her at a young age, only to launch herself into the mainstream as an adult, hoping to put her dance moves to some pop music, which sort of fell through, but luckily for her, perverts were still willing to pay to see her in bikini and underwear.

I don’t know where she’s been hiding the last few months, for a while it was non stop Jordyn Jones, maybe she made her exclusive content money and with that money she can now retire, it really is that lucrative….

So she’s on a boat in the bikini, body looking good, ceiling eyes looking away, and I figure since she can shake her ass with vigor and precision, makes her all the hotter.

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2023

07

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nude Beach of the Day

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As someone who has been a spectator of the celebrity whore game since at least 2004 when I started the site and started posting celebrity whores because no one gave a shit about the other fun stuff I posted like “DRAW YOUR VAGINA AND DESCRIBE IT IN 10 WORDS OR LESS” which could have EASILY become a book series, especially in these feminist times, maybe even a mainstream movie franchise…but instead I was posting ANN KOURNIKOVA in a white bikini on the beach paparazzi pics I didn’t take..BORING.

But yeah, as someone who has watched celebrity and internet simultaneously unfold, I am not SURPRISED these rich and famous whore do the exclusive nude content for their fans, since I peg them and categorize them as whores, if this was a nature documentary, I’d tag them behind the ears with a WHORE beacon….but I am still surprised they do it, because they are the kinds of whores who like to tease the simple minded fan for their own money and entertainment, but save the whoring for people they respect or want something from….

They whore UP THE LADDER, not down in the depths with their fans they don’t even interact with at the concerts….

So it’s weird to see it, but I’ll still look at it, because nudity or near nudity of these high paid high profile garbage people is better than seeing them clothed!

This is IGGY AZALEA, she’s a RAPPER…

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2023

07

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Tits doing what they are supposed to do is such a foreign concept in this world where women are on birth control and only getting knocked up to trap rich dudes into providing them the lifestyle that they want, or to get knocked up with sperm they buy on craigslist when they are in their mid-40s knowing it’s their last shot at doing what they are actually wired to do….

In a world of tits being used for novelty, fun and jerk off material, a little MILK production can go along way for you trad-wife bros out there who fetishize the whole birthing thing knowing that you’ll never experience it because either you’re repulsive, or chicks are anti-breeding unless it’s just part of a role play when begging you to cum in them, don’t worry there’s an IUD so they can do it with ALL the dudes they meet on TINDER or REDDIT…

NOW…MILKY TITS!

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2023

04

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw a grown ass man, probably in his 50s, rocking a little summer dress and straw hat, that you’d expect to see in pictures of your European grandmother in the old country in the 1900s before she came to America….

He didn’t have any make-up or a wig on, he was just straight up rockin’ a little girl’s summer dress and a straw hat, like he was about to have a picnic or tea party down by the stream in his country setting….

To make it even more insane, the motherfucker was free-balling it, just dick blowing in the wind with each step, while being his little French Countryside girl, rocking a fucking dick that may or may not have been hard, I avoided making eye contact….

In a simpler time the cross-dresser would have been beat up for being a cross-dressing pervert in public, but you can’t do that anymore, it would be called a hate crime, even though it’s easy to hate everything about it, and socially acceptable to hate everything about it, so long as you are a rational man…

The perverts are amongst us and there’s nothing you can do about it but join in….you cross dressing freaks…

LUCKILY….a girl with giant tits in a really skimpy bikini top rode her bike by me with her tits boucning everywhere, challenging the laws of gravity, assuming gravity is real, because those fuckers were huge…so it calked the situation down….

It’s the weekend. FUN.

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Taylor Swift in Concert
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Anna Kendrick on Strike
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Hottie on the Dildo
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Girl Kissing
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2023

04

Aug

Denise Richards Nude Yoga of the Day

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This just in, I remain very confused and weirded out by Denise Richards taking on the OnlyFans model life at her age and not just because her nipples are as weird as the level of weirded out that I am, but it’s part of the reason….she’s old, she’s a mom, she’s rich, she had a semi-legitimate career, was on reality TV, but none of that was enough, she still wants ya’ll jerking off to her all these years later…and I remain weirded out by these motherfuckers….her nipples and the rest of her…but mainly those nipples…they’re nutty and something you’d think she’d hide or be ashamed of, but clearly it’s mangled nipple empowerment, a niche disability, but one that deserves it’s shine and normalization and Denise is the activist to do it….so brave….like those models with skin diseases, face birth marks, obesity, amputation, etc.

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2023

04

Aug

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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Whether girls basically dress as naked as possible these days, you know with cameltoes in their bike shorts that are jacked up their asses, to near sheer sports bras with their nipples poking through, oftentimes with the actual discoloration of said nipple….

It’s still pretty great seeing a chick flashing you, from clothed to unclothed, it speaks to my fucking soul.

Here’s a round up of some ON/OFFS..

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2023

04

Aug

Lottie Moss Fucks Herself of the Day

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I’m pretty fucking old, so I’ve seen internet whoring in all its variations, I have this blog called DrunkenStepfather about just that, you see from the celebrities being caught being whorish to them producing whorish content because they are actually all just a bunch of whores, to the whole instagram movement which only came to be 10 years after I was already on the internet doing this bullshit, so I’ve pretty much seen it all in some capacity or another and I’ve met girls from all levels of whoring at each step of the fucking way, so I’m a well versed specialist in this shit….

What I’ve learned in my life’s work is pretty simple, when a bitch starts selling her nudes, thanks to giving into all the requests for feet pics, she has boarded the slippery slope train to an anal scene…

The money for getting nude becomes a drug, the only way to keep the audience engaged and to keep the money coming in is to go more and more hardcore..

It’s the reason Penthouse went from cool showing the pink content in the 70s to piss content in the 90s….just chasing the clickbait…so once a whore, even on a basic level, always a whore chasing the whore….

So yeah, that’s why Kate Moss’ sister who came out as a instagram model with a famous sister, got some gigs for the association, is now fucking a dildo….

It’s not even GOOD. It’s lazy content, low quality content, shit content….because it doesn’t have to be good content…but it’s still her fucking herself content and that’s pretty hilarious and worth lookin’ at…..

I just expect more out of the money these idiots get paid…by the simps who pay for this shit…

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