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2023

03

Jul

Paige Spiranac Canada Day Erotica of the Day

I don’t do enough posts on Paige Spiranac, the Golf Influencer who made Golf far less boring than it typically is, thanks to her big tits and her willingness or approach to producing content around her big tits, while being obvious about it, calling herself out about it, while still doing it….I like that kind of shamelessness, it’s more real in this fake fake world….like her tits…so maybe I just like her tits….

Anyway, the clever social media marketing master launched her own exclusive content site where she doesn’t get naked, but I am sure thousands of dudes still pay her to participate, and she seems to update it on the regular, even giving Canada some love…

It’s Canada Day long weekend and she was clever enough to give her Canadian fans some Canada bikini content to jack off to and as a Canadian, who may hate everything Canada is and represents, including the flag, I don’t mind it in bikini form on some Golf Bitch showing her love to her subscribers like a nice lady should.

Fuck Canada Day while wanting to Fuck Paige Spiranac’s golf tits.

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2023

03

Jul

Emmanuelle Chriqui Canada Day Swimsuit of the Day

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It’s the long weekend here in Canada and that’s not to say that mid-40 year old Emmanuelle Chriqui, who still looks good and busty despite being in her mid-40s is celebrating Canada Day, but she is a Canadian, her outfit is red and white, which are the Canadian colors, and she’s showing a decent tan, blocking her face from the sun so she doesn’t age more extreme than she has to, fucking her cunt with her left foot, but keeping the actual penetration out of the frame, it’s a trick she learned as her vaginal elasticity loosened thanks to her age and experience in Hollywood…and I am impressed….not because of the foot fucking, that shit is odd, but because she’s boldly in the seated position and that level of confidence is rare to see in a woman and it shines through her social media posts….making me think she’s the kind of girl who would sit on your face unshowered, because nothing makes her feel inadequate or insecure….and that’s MY fetish….

Fuck Canada…or feet…or Emanuelle Chriqui if you’re one of them LUCKY ONES…

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2023

03

Jul

Jordyn Jones Bikini of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is out in her bikini for old times, because there was a time just a few years ago, where she was hustling the bikini pics and underwear pics to her “Close Friends” that were paying her to see her “Close Friends” feed of content that involved bikini pics and underwear pics, and the whole thing was more entertaining than anything else she’s likely done in her life, unless you’re a creep into the fact that she was on a Child Dance Reality Show, but most of us just find that creepy and the kind of thing that would lead to a bitch selling nudes on OnlyFans or Instagram.

Anyway, the Kalamazoo, inbred looking girl, who isn’t showing her dancing ass, which is really what her selling point was, is still in a bikini, still looking inbred, but I figure she should keep up the slut content and not be lazy about it just because she’s got piles of money from it because premium content is the scam of the century, I mean along with other SCAMS I won’t mention, yet it makes these girls stupid rich for very little effort….good times..

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2023

03

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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It’s the long weekend, which means all the MILFs are actually doing mom shit, unless they are recently divorced MILFs out there having a good time because they’ve dropped the kids off with their dad for the long weekend, so that mommy can go get her fuck on from the random men she meets on internet dating, or the man she cheated on the husband with that offered better opportunity for her, so she left her husband for him…

So yeah, either the hot moms are by the pool cutting up watermelon for her shitty dirty kids, or she’s just by the pool, a pussy full of future kids up inside her, cuz she’s the dirty kid for her new man now that she’s decided being a mom gets in the way of good old fashioned being a slut..

Here are some self proclaimed MILFs…

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2023

03

Jul

Caylee Cowan Wet Bikini of the Day

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Caylee Cowan is Casey Affleck’s girlfriend.

When she was first trying to make it as an actor, before she had an Actor boyfriend handler, she was working the scene with her big tits, that at the time were far sloppier big tits….

She was actually a pretty dumpy looking girl, but the big tits carried her into our hearts or inspired our boners….because they are big tits…

For some reason, the stars aligned for her, the industry decided to keep her around and they dropped her with Casey Affleck who I guess has certain standards of body he must uphold, because she’s fit as shit and still has some tit…..FAR less sloppy than she was…

Maybe the lack of stress in trying to make it, allows her to workout more, even though Affleck’s who is rich enough to always have food in the fridge, but doesn’t let her eat that food, because he clearly likes his bitches fit and ultimately, she’s looking good.

I guess that’s what happens when you go from random low level LA rat to J.Lo’s sister-in-law quickly…but what do I know…other than DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

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2023

03

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s a long weekend, which is actually a time when medical workers are forced to work because idiot wagies who are let out from their cubicle prison go mental with too much drink by the pool, on the boat, on the ATV, or other fun and exciting things they should do everyday, but don’t because they are an oppressed slave class of SERFS…

So that means a lot of hot medical worker babes who still work in their field for the pension, which are probably few and far between because I am sure they hot ones are just milking the nerd perverts with credit cards on the internet for their funds, but maybe some are smart enough to realize they don’t get fired for doing this shit on the job, that’s discrimination against whoredom and will get the medical center that employs them sued, so just let the place turn into a brothel or strip club, it’s more fun for everyone, especially those dying in the facility, because as a society, we’ve become a bunch of masturbating mentally retarded from porn freaks….

That’s not to say the internet turned nurses into sex workers, since nurses have always been drawn to that job to seduce doctors and live that good life, because clearly nursing isn’t about bedside manner but it is about gaming rich dudes in all its form….clever bitches…

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2023

03

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Swimsuit of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind played some Human Trafficked college chick in some ABC show called Big Sky, based on what we’ll assume is a True Story, since the people who ABC are Disney and well, Disney owns Hollywood and Hollywood are rumored human traffickers, so they have access to the source….

Her mom is an actress, she was on One Tree Hill, which was one of those nerd shows that the virgin losers I knew in real life were really into. She was also the mom in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids TV series you probably forget….but that was enough experience to know how to raise her kids to get what they need from the industry, and that’s use them titties to get seen.

You see, Natalie Alyn Lind’s got tits that are being seen, and that’s a solid strategy to make it in America, especially when you have a head start due to nepotism…even low level nepotism…

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2023

03

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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It may be Canada Day long weekend, rolling into the Fourth of July Independence Day celebrations today, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take some time out of our busy schedule of doing nothing with out life, going onto 20 years of literally doing nothing with my life, to stare at some lactating tits being sexualized.

The way I see it, when baby needs feeding, baby needs feeding and you don’t feed baby based on schedules, holidays, weekends, you feed the motherfucker when he’s hungry and clearly, dudes with lactating breast fetishes, who sexualize the lactating breasts so much that all the women fighting for lactating breast freedom on social media, can get their chance to post their tits on social media without being flagged porn, until the other girls with lactating breasts come in and manipulate their activism by turning lactating breast into a loophole to get tits on the internet without getting accounts flagged or delated…..but yeah, dudes with lactating breast fetishes, who seek out this shit, are likely the kind of guy who is sitting in a shit filled diaper and baby bonnet, hoping for a mommy or girl who can’t have kids that craves that maternal experience without the pressure of having an actual kid, while making it a fetish, since everyone’s a freak, to come change him…

Point of the story, LACTATING TITS still lactate on long weekends…

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2023

30

Jun

Rebecca Black Assless Pants in Fishnets of the Day

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Rebecca Black and her racist name….or would that be cultural appropriation name, trying to maximize on that affirmative action shit while she can, because you know the simple minds doing the hiring and college acceptances assume anyone named black must BE black.

Anyway, the viral meme singer with her FRIDAY song put out some content on a FRIDAY, which should be her whole marketing strategy, just that one post a week that reflects her miserable song that has raped the ears of many cubicle whores and office wagies who still quote it every Friday…..”it’s Friday” is up there with “happy Monday” and “It’s Hump Day” and Black did it all on her own, without the help of BIG MUSIC or BIG MEDIA…which is impressive, but only more impressive because she’s developed BIG TITS…

In this series of pics, she is wearing some assless pants for effect, it’s one of those concepts I had in the early days of leggings that has since been done by many, just gut out two holes where the ass goes and allow us to see ass….

I am not a fashionist, a designer or a visionary, I am just a pervert that happens to be two or three steps ahead of other perverts….a PERVERT from the future if you will and Rebecca’s pants are speaking to my PROPHETIC visions of where we’d be as a people…

So to the haters, Black is more than just tits, she’s also ass in assless pants!

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2023

30

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I appreciate the lengths that girls of the internet go to fulfill the average male fantasy…

Every dude, except the closet case or gay ones, who I don’t know you can consider to be actual dudes, you cuz of the gayness being totally not very manly….so every dude but gays are into seeing a clothed chick naked, we get glimpses of it, especially now with the slutty gear that women wear, but these girls put in the effort to ENSURE that we see them clothed and unclothed to show us what the clothing does to their bodies and what being naked actually looks like and it’s a great social experiment…

When a chick is clothed, you never know whether the clothing is doing the work and it’s masterful illusions or witchcraft or whether they look better naked than they do clothed and knowing what their nips, tits, bush, pussy lips, asses actually look like is so important….

So here’s to these girls for taking out the guesswork….all cuz they like being exhibitionists…amazing..

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