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2023

02

Aug

Britney Spears Red Thong of the Day

I don’t think this video of Britney Spears doing a dance routine with her 40 year old mom gut hanging over her thong is anything recent, but they want us to think that it is, because they want us to think that Britney is free and not dead…but I don’t believe that storyline, I’m a conspiracy theorist and this shit is fake as fuck…

I do think this video of Britney Spears in a thong is on a level of weird, awkward and uncomfortable, even if it is recent and even if it is Britney Spears because the quality of this shit is like amateur porn, when only fat ladies were producing amateur porn, back in the early days of the internet before hot chicks stole their amateur porn glory, it was one step away from being scanned photos….

To think that a bitch was in captivity for decades, worked to the bone, and this is her messaging to the world now that she is free, just a crazy lady you’d find in a back alley dancing in her underwear for a homeless guy paying her in crack, seems a little bargain basement Walmart Britney, but maybe this is her creative vision finally unfolding in a humiliating and uncomfortable way!

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2023

02

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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My general life philosophy is:

Cum on Cameltoes…

If that doesn’t workout….

Cum to Cameltoes….

Because the frontal wedgie, the VEDGIE, the PUSSY Wedgie…is FUCKING everywhere, making my general life philosophy pretty fucking distracting…

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2023

02

Aug

Christina Milian Green Bikini of the Day

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WHAT IS THAT OVER THERE? LOOK….it’s an old as fuck mom of two posing by the rocks like she’s a young hot influencer because in her delusional rich person brain, she is still that 20 year old hot chick with the one hit wonder for a music video where she was half naked and fucking the ground….

When it comes to influencer content, I always feel bad for the non-influencers just trying to mind their own business, until a cunt like this comes into their vacation space and pulls off a lame ass iphone photoshoot with no fucking respect to that fact that some of us hate this influencer shit, it’s fucking gay….

NOT TO MENTION, this is post photoshop, the real deal version is probably even MORE embarrassing that this shit..

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2023

02

Aug

Shanna Moakler Shows her Box of the Day

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Shanna Moakler is the Playboy chick who is now in her late 40s or 50s who was probably best known for being with Travis Barker before he got AIDS and became a Kardashian, but the truth is, he probably always had AIDS..or at least looked like he had AIDS and it didn’t take becoming a Kardashian to deplete him of any sense of life he may have had….and I guess for being with Oscar De La Hoya before he was humiliated on the internet for his cross-dressing, possible head injury from the box life, pictures…

Clearly, the child support and spousal support payments aren’t enough, they are never enough, when you’re a person who makes their money through monetizing the tits, because the tits will always give, they are the gift that will carry you forward, no matter how rotten they get….

I guess this is from her exclusive porn channel she does because she thinks she’s hot, or more importantly her identity is being hot, or more importantly, she’s addicted to selling her cunt even when it should be retired.

I bet she doesn’t like these being posted to you ungrateful cucks for free….ROBIN HOOD shit…

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2023

02

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not smoke weed, I may think weed is nature’s medicine that probably helps people with all kinds of ailments, unless that’s just propaganda to get everyone to smoke weed, thinking they are getting healthy, when becoming brainless idiots….because the government started pushing weed on the public, which could have been for money, but they can just print as much money as they want, so it’s got to be more sinister…obviously, they aren;’t our friends…

So yeah, I may not smoke weed, but I am a fucking burn out anyway, so here’s a bunch of girls doing content with weed or weed adjacent things for the weed nerds out there, or to pretend that they are hard, edgy….wild…exciting naked chicks on the internet!

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2023

02

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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We see enough fat chicks in marketing, in ads, in TV and the movies….they keep pushing on us like the untapped demographic marketers neglected and realized when they decided to invite them to the party, these bitches ran with their credit cards out at the pace you’d expect them to run to the free buffet….because they could now dress like hot chicks, while being fat chicks too, and it helped the cosplay of being the hot chick despite being the fat chick….that apparently works, since dudes will fuck anything….and when fat chicks get fucked, they forget they are fat, and instead act like cunty hot chicks….throwing off the whole dynamic of what a fat chick is supposed to be…

So I am a firm believer of NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

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2023

01

Aug

Sophie Mudd Monster Tits of the Day

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Calm Down Sophie Mudd….save some titty for the other girls….

This is just ridiculous!

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2023

01

Aug

Sami Sheen Erotica of the Day

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This is Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ daughter, who launched an OnlyFans when she turned 18, because you know that’s the lifestyle she aspires to be part of, thanks to being raised in degeneracy by some serious perverts that we can only assume had some fetishes that were likely illegal in most states…

In being a classy young rich girl from a gated community who had a steady stream of porn stars sleeping in the guest room and laying out by daddy’s AIDS pool, she’s got her tongue out in her underwear, rocking prison tats like a gutter and abused girl you’d expect to find in the porn industry, at least before it was mainstream and its’ all so barely edgey, but skinny broken rich girls who look like they were victims of abuse are a thing, a fetish, and when they sexualize themselves from that abuse rather than prude themselves up or go fat lesbian who eats her feelings, their tongues can do wonderful things…

Sami Sheen is good.

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2023

01

Aug

Nina Dobrev Swimsuit of the Day

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Nina Dobrev was at one time a Canadian Refugee, using the lenient Canadian immigration laws to give her and her family a better life, through maple syrup, free healthcare and all those other social services that keep the country high taxed and highly fucking gay….

Only for her to fuck off, to leave Canada for the USA because opportunity knocked, never to come back here again, never to pay back any of those taxes spent on allowing her to be human trafficked throughout North America like some kind of sex worker, since that’s basically what being an actress is….

She’s currently fucking Shaun White, the billionaire snowboarder who is more importantly a GINGER, so you know that she’s still into the wallet….and when you’re Eastern European, it’s just part of your culture, along with BORSCHT and Burnt Milk…

She’s in a one-piece, probably pregnant, she’s of that age and I find her hot enough for a mid 30s white girl getting drunk in a piss pool…

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2023

01

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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You know, tight pants are pretty funny, only because they are standard fucking pants which I don’t think means they count as being tight pants, but rather, just pants…

On today’s adventure I saw at least 3 middle aged women in their tight pant outfits, dressed like they shop instagram, because they probably do….all fully matching tops and bottoms, almost looking like fucking clowns, but seeing their sun dried ovaries through their pants was a wonderful thing…

I saw long legs in tight bike shorts, barely covering ass, I saw some hot bodied in a pair of tight pants that made me feel like I was watching her in the shower, they were skin colored and I even saw fat fucks walking around like they were participating in some Shakespearean play, looking all FRYER TUCK with their oversized shirts belted over their tight pants…

It’s an endless stream of tight pants out there and we’re just here jerking off to it, so here’s a bunch of tight pants that needed to be immortalized forever in the internet digital archive because the owners of said tight pants weren’t happy with the level of hype their tight pants got them in real life, assuming they aren’t like you and don’t consider second life real life..

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