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2023

29

Jun

Eiza Gonzalez Bikini of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is the Mexican rich kid who I guess became a Mexican actress before moving the USA to further her career, since Mexicans have this complex that makes them think there’s more opportunity for them in the USA and that if they climb through a sewer to jump a wall and get there, they’ll be living the life getting under paid for shitty work the natives feel too good for, or human trafficked to rich perverts and potentially killed in the process because those rich perverts like that there’s no record of them, leading to lots of satanic sex ritual fun for them…while I’m over here thinking Mexico’s fucking awesome, why leave paradise for dog shit….

Anyway, in Eiza’s case, she could buy her visa, get in legally, make her dreams come true and fuck a bunch of celebs along the way, assuming you think Josh Duhamel of Fergie fame is a celeb…

She’s got a banging body, possibly photoshopped, possibly plastic surgeried, possibly instagram filtered and photoshopped, but the self-proclaimed over-eater, complulsive eater, looks like she hasn’t been eating at all, and that’s always hot to an anorexia supporter in this fat world like me!

Lookin’ good hot selfie!

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2023

29

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I think I probably overwhelm you with all the amazing content that I post, it’s just too many titty drops to handle, when other sites just post on titty drop and call it a day or content piece, I’m over here uploading dozens because I want EVERY top Titty Drop available to us over the last week documented and cataloged, for the future of Titty drop historians after Titty Drops become the national sport, fuck baseball, the USA is run by tits, and this is the best way to challenge tits, to test tits, to put tits in an athletic setting….MEDALS MUST BE WON….CHAMPIONS MADE…but in the meantime, we’re just navigating the new sport that’s not year a sport, using this archive as a resource to master all the tricks of the titty drop trade….

I have big hope for titty drops..

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2023

29

Jun

Ellie Goulding Bikini of the Day

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Ellie Goulding, FORMER VEGAN, current fitness addict because it helps her deal with her anxiety issues of being rich as shit, or maybe of having nightmares of having had sex with SKRILLEX back in 2012 when she likely launched her career off his back, a career that has been pretty fucking lucrative we a ton of hit songs over the decade….

The UK pop tart has something like 14 million followers, is a mom, but has some abs thanks to the over-exercising, which she’s showing off in these pics.

I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s hot, or interesting, or even good at making music that excites my soul, but she’s in a bikini and that’s usually enough with these whores who don’t deserve the success they have, yet have the success they have due to the stars aligning or proper dicks they sucked…or really because the general population are fucking retards…

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2023

29

Jun

Madison Beer Titty Selfies of the Day

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I read somewhere that the Gen Z, which I am not sure that Madison Beer is part of because I do tits, not maths, but that I assume follow bitches like Madison Beer because they all fucking love youtube and get caught up in that bullshit, which is arguably a better thing to be caught up in that produced TV shows that cost money to view, that she’s old school, for boomers and the way they’ve manipulated the minds of kids through their child programming is far creepier than some asshole on Youtube giving out gifts to strangers, or in Madison Beer’s case, singing cover songs with her tits out, trying to be the next Bieber, until getting signed by Bieber because her mom, like Bieber’s mom understood the hustle of selling off your kids to the world…

ANYWAY, I read they are into old tech, from records, to VHS, to flip phones and digital cameras, so Madison Beer’s being ironic as an influencer, relevant to the old tech crew, artsy to the hipsters with her old school digital camera….and I figure any technique used to show tit is a good one!

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2023

29

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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I like to think that tanlines smell like that coconut scented banana boat tan oil of my youth, but the truth is that in this era of perverts, some of these tanlines could very well be from smearing the feces deep into a bitch’s pores, only to upload it as a tanline to get off to your fecal fetish knowing you’re duping idiots like us into thinking it’s tanlines. I blame the mind controlling tapeworm parasites transmitted via shit for turning everyone into a shit and asshole lover….

I guess, it could also be from a jar of chemicals bought in the store, because bitches are too lazy to even get into a bikini and lay outside in the sun being lazy, that’s where we are at as a people….to lazy to get a fucking suntan….or too scared…because they believe the sun, the source of all life causes cancer…so better get the artificial and more convenient version….on some artificial sweetener we all know causes cancer to replace sugar that doesn’t necessarily cause cancer while making a bunch of chemists fucking rich….instead of letting NATURE do it’s damn job….you FOOLS.

Point of the story, tanlines, fake, shit, or not…BONERS.

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2023

29

Jun

Stupid Dance with Visible Underwear and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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See Through Swimsuit on the Water Slide

This Horse Knows What’s Up

Mornign Routine with a Hot Fit Fit

Slingshot Pass Out

Bikini Dance

Check Out the Thong Bikini at the Cliff Dive

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2023

28

Jun

Iggy Azalea Topless of the Day

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Iggy Azalea, the once hyped female rapper and cultural appropriator, who always had a freakish body thanks to her massive ass people were obsessed with enough to make her famous, has taken a turn in her career, despite being in her 40s, that is actually interesting or at the very least something I can appreciate, because it’s less about stupid and annoying rap songs that suck and more about lewd content with her titties out, or in this case with her panties on and her titties almost out….and sure, her body is still freakish looking, but like all freakish bodies, it looks better nude, or is more interesting as it gets more nude, than not….because nudity….

So her performance art is shameless clickbait whorin and I’ve found an appreciation for her in that hustle….even though I am sure she’s still total shit, she’s less shit when the shirt comes off.

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2023

28

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is the child dancing reality TV star that SIA adopted, put into her music videos and created into a super popular entity on social media with 14 million followers, which is absurd, but when looking at her feed, she’s at least staying current with the times, now that she’s not a teen dancer in a leotard in a music video, but rather a grown up who understands how basic content creation needs to be when you have that dancer body….just take selfies in a bikini bro, show some tan line, good to fucking go…

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2023

28

Jun

Nicole Scherzinger Hawaii Bikini of the Day

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Hard faced and hard bodied Pussycat Doll, who took the Burlesque shit from the fat pigs who did Burlesque shows at the time, you know the Betty Paige near goth girl with the tattoos, and made it more Vegas stripper, which was far more marketable and made her a shit fucking ton of money in the process….who says whoring don’t pay, probably no one, since whoring fucking pays, the challenge is that it pays so well, it’s too tempting for all chicks to become whores….something most seem to jump right into doing because the struggle of not whoring is for losers….

Anyway, there was news she was recently engaged on this Hawaii Trip, I guess her husband likes transgenders like so many dudes seem to like in this fucking weird era, and to celebrate her LGBTQ+ engagement because I assume she’s a tucker based on the tits and musculature, she’s in a bikini and still hard bodied in her mid 40s….almost like she’s got higher than normal testosterone or something…..which I guess means she fucks hard and with Burlesque dance moves…which may be why she’s being locked into love….cuz she’s too old and hard bodied for breeding…even if she’s a woman…that shit will be DOWNS with SYNDROME..

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2023

28

Jun

Britney Spears Cleavage of the Day

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The Britney Spears conspiracy continues, this time with her tits out in some weird dress, shot in the same room all her content is shot, on the same ghetto camera all her content is shot on, making me assume this shit is at least 5 years old, but I’ll still watch her push what could be her implants together.

I don’t care if the real Britney is dead or institutionalized, or if the the real Britney is replaced with this body double Britney, or if the free Britney’s face morphed into a new shape with a gap in her teeth, because of the whole aging process….If tits are being pushed together, ignore the rest of it, like her fans ignored she was in literal captivity for a better part of a decade, and they’d all still go to her concerts and watch the slave slaving for the selfies….terrible people…

I think the weirdest thing in this Britney conspiracy is that she doesn’t leave her house, you’d think that would be the first thing you do when you are released by your captor, but instead her dumb dances continue from the same soulless room….clearly she’s fucking mental, or we’re being duped…BUT TITS are being grabbed people.

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