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2023

27

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I find myself staring at the cameltoes of tight pants on a daily basis, thinking about all the adventures they’ve been on…

Some 60 year olds in tight pants remind me of the off grid, van life, alternative lifestyle youtubers showing you all their adventures they’ve been on and monetizing..

Some cameltoes look like road less travelled, others look like they spent their life on the road and have terrible hemorrhoids from all the sitting, but all cameltoes have their own story, one I’m willing to read, hear, or even taste….and the TIGHT pants make this possible.

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2023

27

Jun

Carys Zeta Douglas Braless of the Day

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Carys Douglas who may have an idiotic name is a recent addition to the celeb daughters you want to fuck fetish that keeps me inspired to update the site, you know the new generation of non celebs, born to celebs, getting paid better than other influencers, all because of who their parents are, all without ever having to actually work…..it’s brilliant…the lazy low level famous for being famous while generating brand support from dick suckers and groupies looking for any celeb integration they can get continues…..INFLUENCER SHIT…all thanks to a self involved selfie taking think you’re important as you document your life and get rewarded for it, despite momma Catherine Zeta Jones’ cunt you crawled out of being the reward you’ve GOT and BEEN GOT for two decades now…

So the celeb fascination in a world of no new celebs falls heavily on the breasts of the slutty rich kid raised by narcissist daugthers and that keeps thing exciting and dynamic in a world of no celebs….doesn’t it.

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2023

27

Jun

Possible Leni Klum Tit Barely Being Contained!

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I don’t know if this is Leni Klum, but I am going to assume that this is Leni Klum because the pervert Stefan who sent it to me only sends me Leni Klum content, because like me, he is really impressed with the size of her tits.

Are they German, are they Italian, are they from hormones that Heidi fed her knowing that she’d need this secret weapon in her back pocket around the time she turns 50 years old, because she can ride of her daughter’s hype, while being postioned as the hot mom, who created the hot daughter through illegitimate means and mechansisms out of wedlock, further offering Leni the daddy issues to help support or encourage those tits being shown!

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2023

27

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO…

I am a firm believer that tiny tits can hold their tiny tit weight, or at least hold their own, like a retard with special needs put into the regular programming at school, only less freakish and far easier to jerk off to, because you don’t need big sloppy tits to be hot tits, you just need the nipples….good old fashioned nipples….to make them enough tit to enjoy..,..

Plus, tiny tit owners are usually less fat and dumpy, a BONUS selling feature when buying tits on the TITTY marketplace that is the internet.

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2023

27

Jun

Stretch….and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Beach Walks with Ass

Some Bitch Doing Fitness

Getting Rid of Frizzy Hair

Wife Cleaning Husband’s Truck Porn

Creepy Dancing

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2023

27

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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They say that the internet was created as a tool to track everyone on all levels of their life, from their conversations, their inner most intimate thoughts, their porn habits, their shopping habits, their locations, their bank accounts, you know as a mechanism of population control and manipulation through the data they pulled from everyone…..

But I like to think that the internet was created as a tool for chicks to post their bikini and swimsuit pics from vacation….which actually be a tool to get people to get onboarded onto the soul sucking, identity stealing, mind shaping internet machine, you know “post bikini pics, all retards will come like mice in a cage being rewarded so that we can get what we want out of them, oh and MAKE it free so that there are no barriers of entry”……but that’s far too dystopian for a wonderful phenomenon of SO MUCH bikini content being produced every day…..

Here’s a round-up of swimwear to start the day right.

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2023

26

Jun

Katie Price 16th Boob Job Tits of the Day

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I appreciate Katie Price Jordan’s consistency all these years….

Before social media, there was Katie Price Jordan’s clown-sized tits, which were either a social experiment, social commentary about a tit obsessed shameless world…this was 20 years ago, way ahead of her time, because now we’ve got 1000s of social media girls trying her same hustle…

Through her ups and downs of crazy, she’s landed on and reconnected with her purpose, her goal, her legacy, her vision, and she’s trying to reclaim her position in the world, despite being older she’s also more experienced and this game…

Apparently, this is her 16th set of NEW tits, and guess what, they’re hilarious, which is what you’d want out of clown tits, the kind of thing to life our spirits in this dark times, PATCH ADAMS…right.

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2023

26

Jun

January Jones Backyard Bikini of the Day

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January Jones is channelling Anne Heche during the Ellen years in this shameless bikini selfie, that’s really not as bad as it could be since she’s a single mom in her 50s, but I guess she’s put some effort into maintaining her body since she’s a TV star and there are expectations and requirements from TV stars…

I don’t really like middle aged bikini selfies for attention, but I guess there’s a bunch of January Jones fans who still jerk off to her tits, some of those people may be some of the men we assume are the sperm supplier in her single mother venture…

Maybe my hate for January Jones is that I resent single mothers whoring on the internet to get by….or maybe it’s because I’ve never watched her TV show and lack that emotional connection to her vapid and fake actor existence that we’ll assume used those tits properly on casting couches in the early years to matter….and this is her now.

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2023

26

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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I guess there’s a handful of bored moms out there who aren’t super stoked about being moms, it is not their identity, even though it probably should be, since it is seemingly the only thing that should matter to a woman, it’s kind of their whole point, but not in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, because in this world of sexual deviance and perversion, they need to pretend that they are still hot and still got it, like a bunch of single college aged girls at the club with two drinks in them, so naturally pulling their tits out and making out with each other for the dudes they plan to accuse of date raping them at a later date….

It’s the level of desperation that I guess should be appreciated, because at least they are trying and trying counts when it comes to self produced smut….

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2023

26

Jun

Caroline Vreeland Sloppy Pregnancy Tits of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland was an LA hipster on instagram back in the early days of instagram, she was able to leverage her last name, that may not even be her actual last name on her birth certificate, but one of her relatives was a big player at VOGUE for a decades in the early days, so it was an angle that could be used for some self pushed NEPOTISM, rather than organic nepotism….

It’s basically the kind of nepotism that requires you to walk around with your DNA tests, family tree and a portfolio case or powerpoint presentation that you can use to explain to everyone who you are related to, why you are important and why you deserve the VIP…

Couple that self starter, self promoting approach with some GIANT FUCKING tits and you’ve got a recipe to win…..

Despite having all it takes to win, she ended up doing OnlyFans, while still doing fashion while moving to Canada from LA…and well….that works better for me, cuz the fashion industry is trash, but not trashy enough to jerk off to….but titty content, especially sloppy titty content may be….especially since she’s preggers and the tits that started out giant are far more giant…wild.

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