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2023

26

Jul

Zoey Deutch Bra Top of the Day

Zoey Deutch is the nepotism baby that doesn’t fully offend me, because I am pro nepotism and feel like if you live in a certain world, if your parents are big in said world, whether it’s acting in Hollywood, or working the damn farm in Wyoming…

It’s all the fucking same, the kids should reap the rewards of the parents’ hard work and positioning in their community, by either inheriting the damn farm, or being hired by the neighboring farm for some high paid work that some other migrants may be better suited for, willing to do it cheaper, more skilled passionate or talented…..but don’t get the job because they aren’t in the community….

She’s 28 years old, she’s been in some shit, her career is actually pretty lucrative compared to other neoptism babies that are obviously far lazier because of the whole being raised rich in Hollywood….

She’s in a bar top, or a bikini top, or shirt that looks like a bra and it’s not sheer, no visible nipple, barely any cleavage, so it’s hardly that exciting, but I figure since most of you probably jacked off to her mom in Back to the Future, Howard the Duck, Caroline in the CIty and whatever else Lea Thompson’s been in….nepotism or generational wealth applies to masturbation, so you can jerk off to the daughter, with the passion and vigor thanks to the love you had for the cunt she came out of, the MOTHER….

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2023

26

Jul

Weed Wednesday of the Day

I always had an issue with weed, as a drinker, I just found it to be some lame hippie free love bullshit that got in the way of my anger and rage, but over the years I’d smoke some fucking weed to see what the hype was, sometimes while wasted and trying to sedate a woman into making sweet love to me, only to realize that the weed killed their sex drive harder than them realizing they were about to have sex with me, so I learned early on that black-out drunk was my friend, back when it was socially acceptable to have bad drunk sex, making bad drunk decisions, before it turned into the modern definition of rape…even when both parties were down for the fucking…

Anyway, weed is now legal in Canada and has been for a while, which I find very suspicious, especially now that I walk down the streets and see all kinds of people sucking their weed in like it’s their medicine, even those in masks who still fear the air, are pulling down those masks to get their weed up in their weak scared lungs…

From old ladies, to rich dudes, to middle agers, then there’s immigrants like Indians and Arabs all loving the weed like it’s the best shit ever, waiting in lines to get it at government facilities, and it’s all WAY too fucking suspicious to me….

I’m as paranoid as a traditional weed smoker is supposed to be, what’s in the weed, is it angel dust, why does the MAN want me high, it seems like there would be a reason for that, does it make us lazy, complicit, to stoned to fight or contest their LOCKDOWN actions, SEDATE the population and things will be smoother than when the population are a bunch of angry drunks…

But I don’t mind when girls use weed in their slutty content, it’s a little weird, lame, showing off that they smoke weed, like who fucking cares, you good complicit government supported consumer…..but the slutty content overrides all that noise….so here’s a round up…

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2023

26

Jul

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

Here’s a post of fat chicks being slutty, a glitch in the matrix, because that’s supposed to be reserved for behind closed doors while drunk at 3 am, but has somehow migrated into being a fetish thanks to all the perverts out here making fat chicks think they are hot cuz of the whole vagina thing, something they’ll always be able to find someone to stick their dick in, it’s not a fucking accomplishment….

I do this post for exclusivity and to remind you why I have a no fat chicks allowed policy, unless it’s to mock the fat chicks, every other day of the week, because that’s just how I feel…unrealistic body images and the girls who strive for that, rather than OVERLY realistic, but should be unrealistic, because no one should be a fat chick, except for it being so easy to be a fat chick….at least physically, just eat and sit….it’s likely hard mentally, if they weren’t all so brainwashed into thinking it is hot cuz dudes will stick their dick in anything…

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2023

25

Jul

Brie Larson Creeper Shot of the Day

If you’ve been marketed to aggressively and you’re a full retard who believes what you are told, than you’ll believe that Brie Larson is some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not….

Thanks to the sorcery of marketing and PR and lies of Hollywood Brie Larson probably also believes the lies that she’s some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not.

Just looking at her mangled old lady legs, with what look like weird cysts and the skin of her knees rotting off, I’m almost glad that the pussy is not visible from this short short upskirt ankle, because based on the condition of that calf, I feel like we’re dealing in geriatric medicine over here…

If you’re a normal person, with your own brain, you will agree that Brie Larson is an overrated pile of dog shit, NOT HOT, just LIES….which doesn’t mean we wouldn’t all still fuck her, even for the story, we’re dudes and can fuck anything, we just don’t lie to ourselves about how gross the things we are fucking are…

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2023

25

Jul

Stella Hudgens Bra of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the sister of the very important Vanessa Hudgens, who will forever be in the shadow of her sister Vanessa Hudgens, always a Hudgens name-dropper, even though it’s her name to, but to the rest of the world, it’s Vanessa’s name and she’s just the mooch mooching off it, while disappointing her family by not being as lucrative, successful or important as her sister, so naturally, she turned to whoring on the internet to overcompensate for that and to really drive the point home that she’s a disappointment!

Check out them tits in a bra, giving us what we want, which to me is far better than anything her sister’s done, even her early leaked nudes!

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2023

25

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

As a tiny tit ambassador that the tiny tits of the world don’t even know I am fighting for, because they aren’t emailing me thank you titty selfies, I must say, as I say every week, even though it goes without saying, that in this big tits get rewarded world, TINY tits are TITTIES too….

They are just like bigger tits, oftentimes better than bigger tits, on hotter bodies than bigger tits, of better shape than bigger tits, and I’m a serious fan of that kind of tit, they are just as great, sometimes better than their bigger sisters….

So here are those tiny tits!

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2023

25

Jul

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bigger Swimsuit of the Day

Iskra Lawrence is in a fat girl swimsuit, which is pretty unattractive, but that’s what fat girls are, unattractive, even in this era of chubby chasers willing to fuck them giving them confidence and now egos…

I am convinced that Iskra Lawrence was a fake fat girl, who saw the opportunity to monetize her fatness, so she just stuck with it, ran with it and will deal with her diabetes at a later date from the comfort of her deep pockets and pile of money made being a fat lady model, irresponsible to a generation of women who will end up sick by thinking it’s ok to be fat….

I am just glad that they’ve dressed her in a fat girl outfit, rather than a bikini, which they’ve pushed on us in the past and has been a terrible evolution of the fat model, because I’m of the school of thought that the fatties wear t-shirts and those one pieces with skirts attached to them. It’s important for the health and wellness of humanity.

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2023

25

Jul

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

I guess tight pants are one of the gifts of the female hive mind, where they have collectively decided that wearing pants pulled up into their cunts is valid outfit choice, a coveted outfit choice, the kind of thing you want your friends and family to experience, a trend where you are as close to naked, while not feeling naked, because the tight pants act as a second skin, a protective layer, a tight bandage that holds the dumpy ass together and makes it round and wonderful….

So here’s some tight pants, if you’re on disability and not the kind of person who leaves your house, but if you do leave your house, there are so many tight pants for you to stare at so maybe you should take your disabled ass out of your gamer chair that smells like shit to stare at some of these slutty tight pant asses in HUMAN form….because they are more than just a MEME…

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2023

25

Jul

Natalie Alyn Lind Cowgirl Bikini of the Day

Natalie Alyn Lind is fucking bringing it, but it I mean tit, because she’s got them to bring…..

It’s some basic marketing strategy that you don’t need to be an industry baby to really grasp, because if you have the tits they open doors for you, like they’ve got little hands of their own, it’s just easier when your industry mom’s already paved the way for those tits with her tits before your tits, so that your titty hands don’t really need to get dirty.

She’s a Disney / ABC tv star, in some show about Montana, and she’s posting bikini cowgirl shit because country wester is trendy, especially when you have a show based in Montana….and the whole thing sits right with me, because this is what the tits are supposed to be doing….and seeing tits do what they are supposed to be doing….brings me a sense of calm….

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2023

25

Jul

Julianne Hough Birthday Bathtub of the Day

Julianne Hough is a Mormon gone wild, not only did she get herself involved in the lewd and inappropriate devil’s work that is DANCE, but she did it with her brother, potentially literally, they were always a little too close….

She was drawn into the devil’s work that is Hollywood, getting herself dancing on TV, doing naughty sex acts with the likes of Ryan Seacrest, only to launch an alcohol brand that pushes the devil’s drink…..

She’s a Mormon gone wild, and now she’s celebrating her birthday in her life of luxury….because I guess choosing the devil’s work pays the fucking bills and offers her the good life…until ending up in hell in the afterlife, but at least all her homies will be there.

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