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2023

09

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

Full Back Panties are the relationship panty, which in a world where people are dating or in extreme friendships with AI chat bots, because there’s no real difference to the relationships they have with medicated half retard humans, since they just communicate with them on an empty and superficial level through their phone screen, basically talking to themselves…..the relationship panty becomes the coveted panty…

Everything comes full circle when it comes to things to come to….since full back panties were a panty women feared being CAUGHT DEAD in to decades of them being the dirty little secret of panties for girls on their periods, to the current HOTTEST panty people can’t get enough of because for the longest time they were so bad.

We’re a weird species of perverts…

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2023

09

Jun

Big Tits from Reality TV Does Ozempik of the Day

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So this trashy reality show pig of a woman named GG GOLNESA who I guess is going viral because she’s taking diabetes medication to lose weight…even though that’s not what it’s fr….

Her name may be GG, and she may like GG Allin after getting shit on on stage, but she’s got huge tits, so I’ll listen to her push taking diabetes medication for vanity projects like dropping the pounds like a Kardashian…

I love eating disorders or anything to fat the fat chick life, while maintaining the big tits makes it better…

The story is she was 138 pounds, took the celebrity weight loss vanity pill that she’s pushing on her fans, despite not being diabetic which isn’t FDA….is now 110 pounds and still has her tits…..

She totally recommends it to everyone looking to get hotter for the summer….because fat is gross….

The only thing that I find offensive in all this is that during COVID, they were saying IVERMECTIN, a FDA approved anti-parasite medication which was having promising results was HORSE PASTE and anyone who prescribed it for OFF LABEL purposes was to be ARRESTED and lose their doctor license…

Yet these motherfuckers are wrongfully prescribing Diabetes mets…

IT’s almost like they WANT you to have parasites…..

WHY?

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2023

09

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You may not know this, but it was World Oceans day yesterday, because apparently you can only celebrate the power of the ocean one day a year for the sake of internet virtue signalling….

But in the spirit of celebrating the momentous occasion of OCEAN DAY, I suggest those of you who aren’t near the oceans to dress up like your best commercial fisherman, you know get those waders on, that fishing hat on, that yellow rain jacket on and craft your own netting out of your semen and fishing line, only to go to your local park to try to catch unsuspecting babes, who when they YELL RAPE, you scream “IT IS WORLD OCEAN DAY YOU FUCKING WHALE, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR THE CAUSE”…

Or you can look at girls in fishnets instead…

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2023

09

Jun

Deep Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Bitches on Boats

Bikini Surf Bod

Blonde Dancer

Panty Hose

Giant Booty

Dance Dance

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

08

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I accidentally read a buzzfeed article while shitting my pants in the Walmart earlier today and it was some 21 Creepy Things Men do article that they don’t actually write, but that some lame ass college educated journalist pulls from reddit, linking the original poster as credit, in the master of clickbait’s laziest journalism because that’s what happens when your inflated website that always sucked, but that strategically manipulated the minds of the normies like a Kardashian start to collapse….

Anyway, I’m scanning this shit, while my ass is screaming in pain from my own shit, probably cancer and I decide to click through to the bitch who wrote some shit about MANOSPHERE, knowing that shit’s not real…and strictly some internet shit.

That’s not like “dudes creep me out when they follow me home or end up on my fire escape”…..or “it’s creepy when dudes are drunk in the bar and they try to finger fuck me cuz I’m in a skirt”….that’s more like manufactured lies…

So anyway, the people reading the article are normie retards and don’t click through, lazy minds to begin with, so they just ASSUME that this TOXIC MALE thing is real….

Turns out, the bitch is a 23 year old fat gamer who is dating some dude for 5 years who she met online and fell in love before their parents chaperoned them to meet in person, autism for sure, and they maintains a long distance relationship with, but that at one time thought she was asexual….

So some fucking loser who never even met a real man, who is locked away in her internet life, thanks to BUZZFEED is the voice of women..

She probably has never sucked dick, or been creeped on in her life, but bitch has a fucking opinion doesn’t she….

This is the problem with the internet, stop giving losers voices….OUR opinions don’t matter….

WRITE YOUR OWN DAMN ARTICLES you liberal arts faggots…

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Selena Gomez Ice Cream Eating
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Sigourney Weaver Naked in Avatar
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Dashcam Captures Fraud
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2023

08

Jun

Maddie Zegler’s Half Nakedness of the dAy

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Maddie Zegler is a 23 year old who Steven Spielberg apparently cast for West Side Story from twitter, which sounds like some Hollywood human trafficking shit to me, but it worked out nicely for her, because she was killed in some satantic ritual amongst the elite, but rather allowed to continue living as herself, only far higher profile thanks to the success of his adaptation of West Side Story, which she won a Golden Globe for, almost like the system is rigged, because they need young stars to happen and that’s a way to make happen…..

Currently in blockbuster super hero movies, because that’s where serious actors go to die, or at least to cash the fuck in, after winning the Golden Globe, something top actresses WISH and DREAM of their entire careers of training in different roles, yet for this cunt to stroll through and grab for views to try to skew the audience younger….because it’s all a marketing scam..

Well, in keeping up with marketing scams, she’s posting half naked pics to help push her celebrity, since no one actually knows who she is in her 2 year career, despite the whole Golden Globe and shit…and the one way to do that on the internet is HALF NAKED…

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2023

08

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I guess thongs are uses for more than just slicing turds in half while drunkenly taking a shit with your thong on….

They are also to pretend you’re clothed, while showing the world your asshole, and that makes it quite a magical article of clothing…if you’re into assholes, which apparently the entire society is, after how they’ve behaved this PRIDE MONTH….as they turn everything gay and if there’s one thing I know about gays..it’s that they LOVE assholes…

Here’s that THONG round up!

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2023

08

Jun

Melissa Joan Hart’s Sabrina The Teenage Witch Reunion of the Day

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I don’t know when Melissa Joan Hart turned into Caroline Rhea, but it makes the Sabrina the Teenage Witch reunion far easier to organize….doesn’t it….

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2023

08

Jun

Hailee Steinfeld in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld is the kind of celebrity, who was actually created by the industry and not on social media, so I consider her to be a real celebrity, even though she’s also got 21 million followers on social media…but yeah, she’s the kind of celebrity who could post a picture of her in oversized track suit taking a shit and her audience would find it slutty, not in a “She’s a slut” let’s shame her way, but in a “Yep, I can take her up on this challenge and jerk off to this”….

She’s one of those “how non sexual can a bitch be yet still get jerked off” kind of gals, who has such a nerdy weird fan base, that I’m sure she can get REAL creative in how unsexy her content gets and still be jerked off to….I’m talking herpes ridden lips and dudes will jerk off thinking of all the cocks she’s had….I’m talking transitioning to dude to stay relevant and working in hollywood, changing her name to HERMAN STEINFELD, rocking a hitler moustache because that’s all her testosterone can give her, after zipper titting herself and rocking a fleshy and useless slab of numb meat she calls a cock where the pussy once was and dudes will STILL think she’s hot….

SO yeah, as she promotes some SPIDER-VERSE weirdness to nerds, random nerd CUM is flowing like the water main has burst…..and this dress is part of the problem, but there’s no real solution to the problem…

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2023

08

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I may seem to be annoyed and uptight when I angrily post about the steady flow of disappointing whores that are celebrated in our society, while simultaneously celebrating their tits, it’s the dichotomy of being a pervert….you hate what you want to fuck, or you want to fuck what you hate because you don’t actually really care either way, you’re more into the tits….everything else is just noise…

I do catch myself whining, instead of just making classic tit jokes, and I do sometimes act a little too serious, dropping heavy bullshit on people….but the truth is, it’s all a fucking joke to me, nothing I saw is actually serious, even if it seems to be in the level of BORING that it is….I think everything out there is fucking hilarious, even the dumb as fuck shit…

SO the only HEAVY shit I actually like or want to see dropped are TITTY…

Luckily, in this overly serious world filled with outrage and whiners, there are still girls bringing the right KIND of heavy and dropping it like we want them to drop it on our faces and head….

TITTY DROPS…the future of sport, the NEXT PICKLEBALL..and these are the first to the gate…

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