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2023

20

Mar

Denise Richards Glamour Shots Showing Some Leg of the Day

At a certain age, the coy, attempt to be seductive and romantic in a photoshoot….the tease and the dramatics from a photoshoot just don’t hold any weight.

It’s like “why’s that old lady giving me sex eyes from across the bar, am I really going to have to fuck her”….only with more planning, curation, setting up a photoshoot, hiring the photographer, the make-up artist….making it even more creepy that the old lady behind the bar being the sexy minx she wished she was when she was younger and hotter…

It’s like, dude, showing your granny leg is only making me ask one simple questions….DO HER ANKLES HAVE AIDS TOO or is that just he EX husband?

Not that AIDS even exists, with the right medication cocktail it’s basically undetectable, a dream for all the people with AIDS who want to RAW dog in this HOOK UP CULTURE we live in….

What I am getting at is….if you’re old as shit, your nudes better be the tricks you’ve learned along the way, like how to put an orange pylon in her ass and pussy at the same time….or like how to take the biggest dildo available on the market…you know big pussy tricks that only old, well fucked, mom, with weak elasticity in the skin due to the aging process can pull off…

Either way, here’s some GLAM to start your week….pretty weak…

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2023

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s Day so I am sure some of you are being annoying with your Guinness at home, since COVID propaganda ruined your sense of adventure and made you hate all the establishments that were pretty much fascists towards you for not using their PAPERS to get in…..

But maybe some of you INCELS are out at the bars sniffing fingers of guys who just got done getting girls fingered….these things happen when you leave the house….girls they do get fingered….just not by you but at least fingers can be sniffed….

Or maybe you’re just on the internet being manipulated and brainwashed by porn, by propaganda, by other retards, the world’s gone nuts….and they can’t process it and either can you so you go nuts too….

It’s not safe out there…or IN HERE….so CLICK On the stepLINKS….they won’t save you, but I figure while you’re waiting for death, wasting away, doing nothing impressive…they’re something to do…

I should be better at manipulating and brainwashing retards into giving me money, seriously, if I was a billionaire, the internet would be FUN again…

So don’t MAKE THE INTERNET GREAT AGAIN…

Make me a Billionaire so I can have FUN on the internet again….

Let’s have a thinktank on this next week….CUDDLES

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2023

17

Mar

St Patrick’s Day Ladies of the Day

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I am sure that in the last 20 years of doing this site I’ve shat on St Patrick’s day….

Not because I hate the Irish, I’m not racist against white, ginger, Guinness drinking Leprechauns who have a silly language and do silly jigs….in fact I think they are silly and entertaining…

But because I hate when normies decide to partake in hard day drinking after some stupid fucking parade….which I have avoided my entire fucking life…but I have randomly ended up at irish pubs later in the night on St Patrick’s day and the fat girl, beer drinking stragglers throwing themselves on every drunk dude around has just left me uneasy, like “this isn’t a crowd I want to be around”…..because I am not the guy they are trying to fuck, so I prefer watching girls trying to fuck dudes in bars to be hot, you know, I’m a spectator.

So yeah, drunk normies, the worst, drunk fat chicks who drink beer and hang around the bars long after the day of drinking is done, almost the worst….and St Patrick’s is just a load of shit…at least locally….

But that doesn’t mean I can’t do a round-up of girl on the internet producing shitty St Patrick’s Day content….it’s kinda what I do around here….post shitty pics from the internet with dumb commentary that doesn’t matter…It’s a habit….

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2023

17

Mar

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In my dystopian future where everything is controlled and the slave class is made aware that they are the slave class…I will make sure that all women will produce an On/Off today…

These women are paving the way for the women of the future.

What was once voluntary and fun to show off, you know a little cheeky…..a little wanna see my outfit, here’s what you actually want to see, because all dudes want to see the full nude to see what the clothed actually has going on…

WILL be forced…..if they want social credit scores that allow them to move freely, or to get their monthly spray tans….THEY will deliver from their pods where they eat their bugs, own nothing and are happy…

I say the same thing about On/Offs every where, because I am working on a Sci/Fi novel about them….Jokes, I may be a loser, but not a SCI/FI loser….

I’m just here for the tits bro…

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2023

17

Mar

Hailey Bieber Bikini Tit for Jesus of the Day

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Hailey Bieber hasn’t died from her stroke yet, in fact she’s thriving, so I don’t even think she actually had a stroke, she was just hired to nromalize tthe whole vaccine injury that all the young people are dying from, because she’s not walking around with a cane, or in wheel chair, but is instead posting slutty selfies in skimpy bikinis…because the world must see the body that Bieber cums on, at least the one that isn’t USHER, no one needs to see that dude in a bikini…

Anyway, this is her rich person vacation and overall, she’s alright to look at, even if she’s fucking trash from trash married to trash, living that American dream where you’re not seen as trash because you’re rich, empty and disgusting humans….since everyone is so drawn to money….fame…followers…bullshit…

BIKINIS though!

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2023

17

Mar

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Feminism is all part of the agenda to destroy the family unit, that paved the way for men castrating themselves to become women, because women power…..

It’s part of the agenda to equate any fail a woman has to the SYSTEM working against them, to the PATRIARCHY being responsible…so FUCK MEN…

It’s like a woman can’t get fired, dumped, kicked off the island, without a group of women coming together and saying “it is not your fault, it’s society hating you for having a pussy”….when really, from my experience, her having a pussy is everything good about her…

So stop putting words in our damn mouth, and put them titties in our mouth instead!

These aren’t necessarily empowered feminists claiming their sexuality, but they are braless, which feminists try to appropriate from hot chicks…while shaming TRAD chicks….because FEMINISTS ruin everything!

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2023

17

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Sucking It In

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Suki Waterhouse has been trying to break into the industry via her vagina for a long time….I mean I remember her being Cara Delevingne’s butt buddy before Cara Delevingne was really famous. I have a bad memory and could be wrong, but I categorized her as another fake model rich kid from the UK at the right parties…

Anyway, she’s been trying to be a famous actress for a while and has an IMDB page, meaning she’s done a few movies that were not memorable, but we can assure you she’s still out there digging for that big break, where they’ll take the instagram party girl model seriously….or at least more seriously than the young looking girl with the small tits that Brad Cooper creepily dated before saying “fuck this” and knocking up Irina Shayk.

She’s currently fucking Robert Patison, the guy from Twilight who fake dated Kristen Stewart as part of a marketing campaign because the entertainment industry lies…and fucks with the emotions of the masses….

So basically, she’s fucked more fame than she’s had, but she’s not given up….I mean she’s in a bra and pantyhose on social media like an escort at the brothel before she put her make-up on…..and the whole thing is pretty shameless….and boring…SHAMELESS and boring…

I guess these people don’t realize they are competing with porn for eyeballs, or maybe this is their desperate attempt to compete with porn for eyeballs….either way, EYEBALLS!

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2023

17

Mar

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I assume that the last stragglers who still check out this site are the kind of perverts who you find lurking the strip club parking lot hours after closing hoping the stripper they fell in love with and bought flowers for and lap dances from comes out and gives them a chance….even though she leaves from the employee entrance…

You know the last call motherfuckers who don’t really know how the internet works, or that don’t realize that they can find this content without the annoying, bitter, angry, miserable, pathetic, low level commentary that they don’t actually read…

We’re a desperate bunch so FULL BACK PANTIES being PANTIES is enough for us, cuz they are panties…

We don’t need the fancy stuff, the high fashion stuff, just any old pair of underwear will do, that’s why we buy them on sale at Walmart to cuddle with at night, pretending we’re not alone and that GIRLS do exist, just not in our world..

I mean I’m married to one, who drives me crazy and her full back panties are vile, not the kind you want to wear as a face mask, convenient because they are so large I can wear them on laundry day, not so convenient due to the impossible to remove stains….but yeah…full back panties on bitches you want to fuck, are panties I will not alienate, judge, or use my SYSTEMIC racism against…

YOU CANNOT CONDITION ME TO HATE FULL BACK PANTIES you internet propaganda machine…

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2023

17

Mar

Bella Thorne’s in the Shower of the Day

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Based on how slimy and greasy Bella Thorne typically looks. You she’s got that “whore shower” not actual shower vibe.

Maybe it’s all part of her over-sexed, horny, into sex, I LOVE SEX, look at me – SEX SEX SEX….weirdness that either stems from being sold to the industry in exchange for sex…or it’s just how porn, like a parasite has penetrated the minds of the YOUTHS.

I am not convinced that Bella Thorne is some independent thinker, she’s definitely an overly excited professionally trained, grew up in the industry mental case, but I think her whole hustle is by design….like Mileys…

There’s just too money in the people who created them, for them to go totally ROGUE and NSFW when those brands are so heavily against anything NSFW….

It makes a good bullshit storyline of a REBEL…so that they remain relateable to their fans they’ve manipulated since they were children….

You know “I’m not a CORNY Disney Kid, I have an ONLY FANS LIKE YOU’…

Anyway, I assume Bella Thorne is showering in water, not the ACID she likely needs to cut through the grease, and I doubt ANYONE finds this EROTIC in ANY way possible…

Never has a shower of a starlet been so NOT HOT…

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2023

17

Mar

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Something smells fishy, better cast out the net and do your best to catch yourself some dinner…

I don’t think every woman who wears fishnets smells fishy….but I am sure some are…

I’ve gone over this before, that out of all the rank, gag-inducing pussy smells that I have smelled….Fishy isn’t the way I’d describe it…death, necrosis, rot, feces…but not really the under the sea excitement you seafood-philes and SCUBA motherfuckers get excited by….

But I’ll run with the rumor that pussy smells fish FOR THE SAKE of FISHNET content because what the fuck else do you say when you intro this kind of thing.

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