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2023

16

Feb

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines are nature’s highlighter, as you fucking know, because even when we were cave dwelling cavemen, a story I don’t actually believe, but I’ll pretend is legitimate and that this isn’t all just a simulation with an origin story that has a lot of major fucking holes in the plot….you know since the media and he who controls the media can fill our minds with any lies they want and present them as truths….but for the sake of this post…EVEN when we were cavemen drawing hardcore porn scenes on our CAVE walls, bitches in their wooly mammoth outfits would be rocking some tanlines that I am sure the CAVE MAN appreciated when ripping it off before raping and killing her as caveman do, you know since they were the animal version of us, which as you know can’t still exist in our brains as instinct, we’re much more sophisticated than that….as I stare at bitches posting their tanline tits on the internet for strangers to sexualize and jerk off to.

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2023

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I still find it funny that we’ve got to a place where transgendered women, meaning dudes who chopped their dicks off to be women, get mad when dudes get mad after finding out that they were born dudes and find that repulsive because they are into women…

They think that it’s a problem with society that they mislead a dude into thinking they are a chick because they are women in their minds, all dickless, with a hole they keep a hole so it doesn’t close up with some weird dilator, and a PROSTATE, meaning they can DIE of prostate cancer….the dudes who like fucking women should just accept them as women and be cool with it….

It’s transphobic to be a straight dude who doesn’t want to fuck transgendered….so best get out there and fuck a tranny…

I find it funnier to watch hot girls in leggings buying cucumbers at the grocery store, I always give them a smirk so they know I am thinking they are going to go home to fuck it, only they can’t call me a pervert for thinking that, even though I know they know I am thinking that, because then it will bring attention to them thinking that….EVEN when all they want was a salad….

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Gal Gadot Cameltoe in a One-Piece
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Ana De Armas Being Hot in Red
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Paulina Gretzky in her Bikini and Lingerie Being Hot!
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes Brings the Pokies
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Madison Beer in a Revealing Top
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Jane Fonda’s 1964 Boob
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7 Things to Know About Fascism
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Kylie Jenner is Officially a Lesbian with her Friend
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Olivia Dunne Being Hot for Valentines Day
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RIP Raquel Welch
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Car Games over the Years
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Waterproof Drone Swims and Flies
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Bebe Rexha in Lingerie
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Pharell is the Next Creative Director of LV
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Photographs of Action Figures in Action
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Rescued Cat Goes to the Museum
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Domino LEgo Ring that Never ends
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Ashley Graham’s Eating Cheese with Hailey Bieber
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Eagles Wife is Mad at the Chiefs
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Priscilla Presley’s Son is Not Friends with Bam Margera!
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Bus Driver Takes Hairpin Turn on Mountain Road
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Man Confronts a Litter Bug
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Singing Despacito when you don’t know Spanish
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Allison Brie on Late Night TV
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Mahomes on the Mic During Ankle Re-Injury
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Ski Race Interruped by Dog
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Disarming Handguns
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Mahomes Wears Same Underwear Every Game of his Career
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Selena Gomez Covers Vanity Fair
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Top Hair Accessories You Need
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Selena Gomez on the Streets
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Madison Bailey in a Photoshoot
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Julianne Hough in Denim
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Hot Blonde Sloane Avery Cleavage
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Julia Fox Dressed Stupid
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Iggy Azalea on the Streets
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Emma Watson Plays Tennis
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Wetness
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10 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Just Hanging Around
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Chick Wrestles her Man
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Ass and Titties
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Pink Dildo Ride
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21 People Having a Shit Day
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Bad Time for the Wife to Arrive During the Lap Dance
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Two Whores in Matching Outfits
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Hot Shoe Pussy Spread
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Hot Candle Making
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JILTED EX
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Riding Titty Jiggle
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The Sound of Love
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Spooky Goth Dildo
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Public Transport Whore
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POV Dildo Rider
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Bike Ride
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She Bang
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Hot Amateur Fucker
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Picnics Blankets
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Skinny on a Big Toy
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2023

15

Feb

Iggy Azalea Gets Racier in the Bath of the Day

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So Iggy Azalea, who was once a female rapper I’d consider pretty much a pop star…because she had hits, the media liked her, the tabloids wrote about her, the paparazzi followed her, she got paid heavy money, people would go to her concerts, people would laugh at her silly fake ass, you know…she was a legitimate Hollywood creation from Australia…

Well, she’s now on a new cash grab hustle, onlyfans, where she’s progressively getting sluttier and sluttier, as they tend to do…they get the taste of the money, then they try to keep it fucking going as long as they can, to get as much money as they can and if they are the right kind of whore it goes from see through panties in the bath to full fucking.

We’re not there yet, but thinks are happening, headed in that direction and I like her a lot better now that she’s embraced whoredom instead of pretending she’s a legit “artist”…or “talent”….when we know it was all about the dick suckin…

UPDATE – NOW WITH TITS….hype dies fast, gotta do the most you can with it…

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2023

15

Feb

Allison Brie Gets Naked on the Internet of the Day

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I guess Allison Brie got a fucking soft-on when pics of her tits from a movie went about as viral as tits from a movie go these days of no one giving a fuck about celebs or their tits…

because she’s producing more nude content for social media, censored sure, but in another era when the collective consciousness believed in modesty, or when the collective consciousness looked down on exhibitionist sluts, where only the core sluts were rebellious enough to give the system the finger and run with it….back when celebs were exclusive and not common prostitutes, more not so common prostitutes exclusive to rich people behind the doors and outside of the media.

It’s been a weird evolution of exhibitionist slut….and it still remains weird because I’ll post this up and be seen as a porn site to google, NEVER GOT RICH, but it’s fine for ZUCK and BRIE because they are special treatment elite motherfuckers….

All this to say, keep bringing the whore content, let us see the true whore colors and the truth is, her tits are hot.

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2023

15

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I think everyone should be a body builder, you know an obnoxious 90s looking body builder, because that look is fucking hilarious, especially on chicks, but it’s far more aesthetic to look at than all the sloppy motherfuckers out there….SCULPT motherfuckers and walk around in hightops, crazy pants and tank tops motherfucker.

The point is fat is gross, fit is hotter than fat, even when it’s gross, because it’s fit and not fat and requires work and effort and not sitting on fat ass eating like a slob….

So here are some fitness bitches that may make you want to go to the gym, or at least change your gender so that you can go in the women’s lockerroom to watch them shower.

Transgenderism is NOT all bad…when it allows you to get your boner on.

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2023

15

Feb

Selena Gomez’s Big Sloppy Tit of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Selena Gomez a few days ago and I found them disturbing, no so much because of the fat girl tits she’s showing off, I figure she’s either bought the foundation and allowed her fatness from her anti-depressants and bad habits give them some swoll..I’ll never hate on tits being used to market beauty products you know she makes million of dollars from thanks to the whole direct to consumer, SCAM YOUR FANS hustle…

Anyway, she’s using the TikTok hustle of selling more product, using the tits to get hits, but that FACE before the GLOW UP looks like it’s run through a death filter, which makes sense thanks to her whole dying of LUPUS, but not dead yet, chronic illness….

Fat girl tits though…

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2023

15

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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You gotta wonder if the legalization of weed is designed to keep people drugged up and addicted to snacks and video games, so that they can go off and make crazy laws like 15-minute cities, to keep you locked in your pod happy….but I guess they had anti-depressants to do that….which are far more toxic than something that you can grow in your fucking basement like a weed….

Who fucking cares about whether it’s legal or not, it’s hardly an aggressive high, it makes people lives better, it makes cunts more tolerable, and it cures cancer, so maybe the problem is that not enough people are smoking weed…at least not on video while naked, but there is a group of people doing just that and I’m all for supporting their weird content strategies because I like tits, stoned or not, they’re tits.

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2023

15

Feb

Cindy Crawford Slutty for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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As it turns out, Cindy Crawford is not just whoring out her skinny daughter who is rich enough to be anything, but they’ve decided she should follow her mothers footsteps into the vile and disgusting cocaine filled fashion world with a bunch of try hard losers who think they are more important and fancier than normies because they work in fashion….

She’s also whoring herself out….still…at 100 fucking years old because she doesn’t want to lose her edge, her identity as a top MODEL…or whatever fucking scam they pulled with her in the 90s that really worked out in her favor….

I never bought into Cindy Crawford hype but when an old broad’s identity is being jacked off to and she continues trying to be jacked off to, especially when stupid rich and not needing to do ANY of this…even though I prefer the crackheads who have no choice but to do it…. I appreciate the effort…

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2023

15

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t care if fat girls are out there sexualizing themselves like hot girls, I figure the more the collective consciousness pushes perversions, exhibitionism and all that good stuff, the better we are as a people…I mean by better I mean depraved and like we’re on a slipper slope of the collapse of society but at least I get to see tits.

I just care that they play being a fat chick who gets naked or who fucks off as something normal and not a weird fetish, or sign of desperation…

You see there have always been nasty fat chicks to fuck, some who fuck with great authority and suck a dick like they’re putting all those years of overeating to fucking use, GOBBLE FUCKING GOBBLE…but those fat chicks, even the proud ones, knew there place.

When you normalize lazy, overeating, call it genetics or some other victims shit, you’re encouraging grossness and confusing the people who once knew they were a weird fetish, into think they’re normal….making it impossible to treat them like a fat girl, because they don’t think there’s a fucking difference between a fat girl and a girl with self respect who takes care of herself….

You normalize it, the balance of normalcy skews fat and the whole fucking world flips the fuck over because it can’t handle the weight.

I guess the good news is they die prematurely, replaced with new fat chicks who at a certain point will catch onto the fact that fat’s not really fierce, it’s lazy….and gross.

If you’re into fat chicks as a fetish, or because it’s all you know now that everyone is fat, here’s some fatties….we call you chubby chasers…

If you’re into normalizing fat and acting like it’s just the way people are built now, for inclusivity, you’re part of the fucking problem!

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2023

15

Feb

Lily James is in the Maldives Before It Disappears of the Day

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I didn’t know Lily James before she played a hotter Pam Anderson thanks to a bunch of prosthetics in the Disney show about Pam Anderson that Pam Anderson didn’t approve of because it was the end of her career, the most traumatic experience of her life, revenge porn in an early internet era…..

That said, Lily James, along with pouring salt on Pam Anderson’s trauma, looked hotter than the actual Pam Anderson did at the time….if you go back in the archives she really wasn’t anything great, we just had limited options. She was viral and white girls everywhere got blonde hair and bold ons, but she really wasn’t all that great, and Lily James was better.

If you watch Pam Anderson’s documentary, which is horrible, you’ll see she’s not being as hot as you remember, but she’s also fucking terrifying right now, in part due to her current state of botched, mangled, assaulted tits and a face to fucking match, likely so filled with styrofoam that she’s potentially no longer considered human…..

Lily James, hotter than Pam Anderson while being a trigger warning to Pam Anderson, not giving a shit about the HURT and PAIN revisiting her ASSAULT on her SEX would do, which is pretty funny…..recreating the Pam Anderson story for Disney, bringing up all Pam Anderson’s trauma from a tape that made her no money….and that she still feels violated from….and not giving a shit…

Meaning, Lily James is a Pam Anderson mean girl bully….#MeToo….and she’s taking her abusive ass to tropical places like the Maldives, doing her best instagram whore content before the oceans rise and Maldives disappears…but we know she could do better, assuming she got to keep her prosthetic titties!

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