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2023

17

Feb

Paige Spiranac in Valentine’s Day Lingerie of the Day

Paige Spiranac is a modern day glamour model, who has a big social media following, because the world needs glamour models.

She also baited in all the bros and the bro websites because she produces gold content as some kind of golf influencer, which many sluts have now copied her on, because they realize golf is a huge sport that middle class dudes with money like to play, so being a babe in their realm means money, a budding business.

I approve of that hustle, whether she knows how to golf or not….

Anyway, she started her version of OnlyFans, I mean make a percentage of those millions of people pay up for premium content, disguised as GOLF TIPS, but really being GOLF TITS and the whole thing seems pretty wonderful.

Since I didn’t see this content on her social media, I am going to assume that one of her fans, followers and members released it to the internet, where everything should be free.

I am reposting it to give her props, it’s been too long since someone did themed shoots like we all loved back in the day, so I’m glad that this one is doing it, plus she’s pretty hot.

SOLID effort that deserves subscribers and paying members, unlike the actual whores of the internet who lie and manipulate lame dudes into paying them in hopes of seeing tits, Paige has straight up said no nudity, but as far as I’m concerned, consistent photoshoots are better!

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2023

17

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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When you look at women in fishent stockings, do you think of your whore granny getting railed by your grandfather to make your whore mother on Valentine’s day 1924….I do…

Not my grandmother since I never met my grandma and I’m not a fucked up American into incest porn. Plus, my grandma probably lived in a hut somewhere that Fishnets and the modern amenities like fancy french lingerie, running water, electricity, a actual floor that wasn’t made of dirt weren’t really available to her as she fought off Tuberculosis and the Plague and wild animals…..

But your grandmother, she was such a slut…but thanks to her creampie fetish, you’re here, funny how that works right….one woman’s whoredom can lead to another man’s entire existence. FASCINATING.

Here are some fishnets.

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2023

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are you Bruce Willis because you seem demented…

As it turns out, I got my Twitter back after 3.5 years of being totally deleted….

I guess Elon’s doing big things for the fight for FREEDOM OF SPEECH and I can’t really hate on the motherfucker for being a plant or a fake, pushing the controlled opposition agenda, even if he is, since it’s taken me out of no-mans land and allowed me to be an internet person on his platform again…

The question is, do I really want to be, so much has gone by the last 3.5 years of not using twitter and it’s been a much needed repose that I think I’m happy staying in….my trolling days behind me….

So I am not sure how I feel about being gifted by Twitter account, not because of my insane tweets in the archive that will get me cancelled, I do comedy motherfuckers, whether people find it offensive or not….and I’m already cancelled…

I liked not hav ing it and no it’s like crawling out of a cave, or waking up for a coma, not because twitter’s part of my life, or even that I cared that I was deleted, it’s just like, what is this shit, do I even care to be part of this shit or contribute to this shit, do I even know how to tweet jokes….

I prefer the storyline of being deleted better than being twitter irrelevant….but maybe this is my shot to finally make it in the world of internet….like this is my one shot to miss my chance to blow cuz opportunity knocks once in a lifetime bro….however, I’m pretty sure I missed that shot before twitter even existed…BUT you never know!

We’ll see what happens…Here are some stepLINKS!

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Rina’s See Through Dress
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Super Bowl IG Model who Went Viral is Katie Williams
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Sommer Ray Poses Sexy
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Kim Kardashian For Harmony Korine Shoot
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TV Judge VS Bratty Girl
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Camila Cabello and CEO Bf Break-Up
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Kylie Jenner Shooting Hoops and Kissing Girls
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Demi Rose in a Revealing Dress
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Hailey Beiber’s Racy Polka Dot Outfit
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Man Joins 15 Year Old Mall Pianist for a Duet
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Man Leaves Hotel Room Filled with Trash
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Rihanna Reacts to Mahomes Being Pranked
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Netflix Drops Arrested Development
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Addison Rae in her Cowboy Outfit
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Popcorn Popping in Slow Motion
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On the Dildo Stool
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Staying Anonymous
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28 People Having a Shit Day
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Big Toy Riding
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2023

16

Feb

Jenna Ortega Foot Fetish of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is the latest celebrity who sold her soul to the devil, you know to be included at the table where they feast as they put out bullshit content for us to be distracted by, because she pretty much came out of nowhere and when that happens, when they decide to bring one up to the top, I know there’s some calculating behind it and not a random event…

So yeah, they decided Ortega was the next big thing, gave her Wednesday Addams, got all the goth girls of tiktok recreating her dumb dance that they hyped up aggressively when it happened, like it was some spectacular pop culture moment, when spectacular pop culture moments don’t really exist, they’re just paid for by marketers…

Now she’s out here producing foot fetish content, because feet pics sell, dudes are creepy….to which I say, if you’re going to be a top celebrity, you should deliver the feet pics for the feet dudes for free, it’s only fair….even though feet dudes freak me out and the buying and selling of feed pics will always be weird to me…SHARING is caring.

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2023

16

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs may be a pretty shitty underwear, literally…I mean I guess depending on the girl, as some are obviously more rank than others….whether it’s a hygiene issue, a diet issue, a food intolerance issue, maybe even a hormonal issue, a structural issue, if the asshole is blown out by cock, it’s hard to internalize that shit….but what I do know is that the THONG can only do so much, it’s a flimsy amount of fabric….it barely even covers the asshole….

Luckily for the perverts, that’s a good thing, cuz we like the asshole flashes under the guise of “just wearing my thong”…

Here are some assholes behind some thongs!

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2023

16

Feb

Megan Fox Satanic Cleavage of the Day

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I am going to assume that Megan Fox is a satanic member of the hollywood elite, but not just because she’s throwing up her “3s” which for people in the know, that’s a satanic symbol to let those in the know know….you know a tribute to the motherfucker who owns their soul….

It’s weird to see her attempt to get back into the scene after taking a break to have a kid or ten with David from 90210, now in her 40s…pretending she’s still youthful and not rotted out like road kill on the side of the highway no one picked up for dinner….

Just not weird as the creepy face filter she uses to pretend she’s not some blown out pussy….

I’ll assume her comeback was part of some satanic ritual, where her handler MGK decided it was time to re-release her to the people, I just don’t think they ever expected no one to care as much as they don’t care now….

There’s plenty of hotter, less robotic and creepy tit out there to stare at!

I assume she was some human trafficked slave they created to be the tits and ass of a generation, because even at her prime she was pretty unimpressive and we all just assumed she sucked the devil’s dick to get where she is, we just didn’t think she literally sucked the devil’s dick to get where she was, as the tits and ass of a generation, just not THIS generation, but a generation long gone…..

She still hasn’t produced any nude content, maybe because the other conspiracy about her is that she has a dick, wouldn’t that be a plot twist…DEMONS the LOT of THEM….

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2023

16

Feb

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty dropping is not what you do when you cut off a prostitute’s tit and accidentally drop it on the way home, but technically, that would be titty dropping….just not as hot as this kind of titty dropping, at least not to most people, since you know some motherfucker out there is ONLY about dropping tits the Dahmer way….but we don’t cater to that guy, we like our tits on the host body, no matter HOW annoying the host body is.

Anyway, Titty Drop is a fun game for girls to pull out there tits like it’s Mardi Gras, which it is next week, but that’s just a coincidence, because this kind of titty drop can happen without having to have a big event around it, just from the comfort of their own home…..showing off their tits for the internet to jerk off to….the way nature intended when it decided to create a dude who created the internet to inspire other dudes to create platforms for chicks to post their tits on for other dudes to jerk off to them.

Right.

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2023

16

Feb

Taylor Momsen Nude of the Day

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I like Christmas, probably more than any grown man should, I want to turn this site into a Christmas everyday site, because Christmas is the happiest time of year motherfuckers, it’s not weird to be into the spirit of joy to the world and good will towards men on the birth of the champion Jesus, fuck you for thinking it’s weird…

Every few years I’ll watch live action Grinch because why the fuck not, it’s a classic and I’ll see little Taylor Momsen crying about Christmas and I’ll say “what a sweet little girl, it’s too bad her family sold her to such a corrupt and horrible industry”.

Where is she now?

Then, in my drunken eggnog stupor. I’ll remember that little girl is Taylor Momsen, who despite being a child star who as a young adult had a bright career on a hit TV show, but decided that was lame…which I agree with….but she probably did it in a “FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD” way which is less funny…..

So she went onto attempt being an edgy rocker chick in an era where rock was dead, weird strategy, so that when she posts edgy rocker nude selfies that don’t show any tits or cunt, people will know she’s an edgy rocker….and not some coddled celebrity kid…

What I like about this is that her mattress is basically on the floor in some student looking crack den, instead of some mansion it should be in, because she was sold to the industry at a young age and should have a mansion, but that’s lame….it’s way cooler to self destruct and claim some authenticity instead….it’s all pretty contrived…

But what matters is she’s in a nude selfie…..whether it’s part of career suicide or not….it’s a nude selfie.

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2023

16

Feb

Mandy Rose Pussy Through Her Panties of the Day

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I don’t know anything about the WWE, other than that Paul Hayman is a homie who didn’t make me a famous luchador, but who probably should have…

I also know that the WWE fanboys are giant man-childs who are obsessed with something they watched as kids and just never grew out of it, probably because they were molested and thus stunted, remembering the good times before the molestation, or using the WWE to disassociate from being molested, either way, it’s a weird bunch of people into watching man on man play fighting….for the storylines…or for whatever reason…it’s weird.

I guess the girl on girl play fighting can be semi-erotic, especially since all the WWE girls look like weird porn chicks, or strippers from Florida….and I guess at their core they are just that….because one of their stars Mandy Rose was just fired for selling racy content on the internet….which is not wholesome family programming, or very good to the WWE’s biggest market in the Middle East…

So the star decided to continue selling nudes, quitting the WWE, or not having her contract renewed since the state of the world is “SELL NUDES GET PAID”….fuck dignity or anything else…it’s about the cash motherfucker.

Apparently, she made 1,000,000 dollars in 2 weeks in december, huge money for anyone, so obviously she’s continued and in continuing, she’s now in sheer panties that show off her strong man pussy….ENJOY.

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2023

16

Feb

Selena Gomez Big Tits Hard Nips of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez rocking a face filter that’s doing her no real favors, in some pixelated picture that’s doing her no favors, since we all know that she gets gifted the latest tech, she’s Selena Gomez and there’s no excuse for a bad selfie, unless there’s no hope in her having a good selfie….

The only solid strategy she’s dropped is to go TIT forward, even if they are fat girl tits, fat girl tits are still tits, just gross, sloppy and a marketing hook to make them more tolerable, YET, still tit….

She looks like the dumpy girl who hates herself that works at the fast food counter….but SHE is Selena Gomez and better than that..same level of sadness, fatness, overall grossness…but HIGHER budget…and surrounded by more groupie fucks who are so enthralled with her celebrity that they want to get close to the celebrity and would be willing to marry the celebrity whether she had her legs amputated from diabetes or not, just hopefully they’ll let her keep the tits but even that’s not a dealbreaker for the real ambitious K-Feds out there.