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2023

17

Jan

Kylie Jenner’s Clown Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian is probably the most hated porn star in the world, also the richest, which is possibly why she’s the most hated, but people are slowly waking up to how garbage she is and how she’s a fucking terrorist to society as she destroys the minds of the youth, turning them into vapid piles of shits who look like muppets, even when they were hot to begin with, because that’s how influential the old as shit trashcan of a woman is…

She’s not good enough for Kanye, she’s not good enough for the people….

Anyway, the family is obviously strategizing to put Kylie back into the mix, maybe it has to do with Kylie getting bored of not being told how hot her photoshopped, weird as shit body was by people of the internet, but it’s probably more to do with doing another billion dollar scam….so they’ve been putting her clown sized mom tits out there for the people to stare….as tits get hits…and can make a bitch billions of dollars if she has the right team in place….

They even had a VIRAL KIM AND KYLIE STORY ABOUT TAGGING KIM’S PRODUCTS IN A SLUT POST since Kim runs a 3.8 billion dollar brand….obviously a marketing stunt…which gets supported by more titty content to keep people talking about how badly god should strike down the private jet with the whole family on it, but instead he likes to challenge you idiots with shitty temptations, like wanting to be or jerk off to gross fucking humans, assuming they are humans….

Point of the story, tits get hits and are a great marketing strategy to make a bitch more billions of dollars, because doing it once with the make-up brand, once with the sisters shapewear, is not enough when there’s so much more to be GRABBED ONTO and sucked off like their “vaginas” seem to do with the BBC….and I say “vaginas” because I don’t believe the family aren’t all transgendered.

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2023

17

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Chasing the endless summer doesn’t need to be some dramatic closing scene from Point Break where Patrick Swayze goes into the 100 year storm to die after a life of crime to fund the chasing the endless summer…

It just means creeping the bikini hashtag on social media to see all the bikinis from all climates, summer or winter, indoors and outdoors, when you’re not a surfer you don’t focus on dumb shit like waves, but instead the bikinis, here is a round-up of random bikinis…..

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2023

17

Jan

Iggy Azalea Brings the Topless “art” of the Day

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The big story in celebrity you didn’t know was a celebrity, or was still a celebrity, or was ever really a celebrity, since she’s from an era of going viral before it was a thing so she sort of just fell into it and we’re not sure what she’s all about, except some faking it til she made it that worked….is Iggy Azalea the Australian who pretended to be a runaway that became a stripper in Miami when underage in the dumbest origin story ever…gong back to her roots of stripping by curating an art project on onlyfans that is a cash grab because people will pay to see people they like naked….just out of curiosity even…and apparently she made 300k in 24 hours, after all that press, which is far less than other girls have made in 24 hours, but still a lot of money, assuming she didn’t get paid 300k per live show when she was at her peak….but it is still enough to make some headlines….

This is probably a sample of what you get, which I assume will lead to Nashville Police style orgies in a few months while trying to keep her paying customers….or at least some dildos!

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2023

17

Jan

Sarah Jayne Dunn Titties of the Day

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Sarah Jayne Dunn is a 41 year old British actress who was on a Soap Opera called Hollyoaks from 1996 to 2021, before being fired because she was like “Fuck this, I want to sell nudes”….a logical strategy for a 41 year old pervert who probably felt she was underpaid or that she never really hit her stride being stuck in a soap opera for 30 fucking years….one of those dream jobs when she first got cast at 15 years old, but at 40 realizing there was so much her tits missed out on.

OnlyFans bro, it’s the dopamine release that gets all these whores paid for being whores, because dudes are so fucking lonely that they buy into that bullshit, and it’s actually fucking crazy….

It’s like Tinder, I knew the concept from all the AIDS on GRINDER, but I never thought normal middle of the road chicks would fall for it…even though I knew they liked sex, I didn’t think they’d just give it away like a gay dude. I gave them too much credit.

SO, I knew OnlyFans would work, premium content makes sense, I just never thought successful, rich, accomplished, mainstream people would ever hop on board, and I never thought normie girls producing nudes would ever transition to sex worker as easily as they have….which why I am not a billionaire and the guy who owns OnlyFans is….HE knew the whores were plentiful and ready to sell nudes if it was made easy for them…..

So here’s Sarah Jayne Dunn’s titties, that I am sure anyone jerking off to Soap Operas for 30 years wanted to see, and really Soap Opera acting is porn acting, so there you go…

It kind of feels like walking in on your friend’s mom getting out of the shower back in High School, only she’s not 200 pounds, smoking a cigarette, with a huge c-section scar that looks like a prison fight wound, and a bush I could use to insulate an overpriced puffy jacket because GEESE FEATHERS ARE CRUEL….

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2023

17

Jan

Hot Shorts on the Horny Girl and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Short Skirt, Dumb Dance

Hot Instagram Model in Tight Dress Talks Cheating Ex

GYM FIT….the GYM OUTFIT

Important Dancer

Hot Trucker

High Energy Dancing Girl

Pornstar Ballerina

6 am raver

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2023

17

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight Pants baby…..

I figure if you’re a girl and you’re not wearing tight pants, even if you’re a fat girl who no one really wants to see in tight pants, unless they are drunk and it is 3 am and they are the only option, or if they are the only person willing to fuck you on a dating app and you figure no one will see you sneak her into the basement to make fun of you, that you’ll just say “it’s better than jerking off faggot”….which is pretty debatable if you think about it, or if you’re anti-social and disgusted by interacting with humans except when penetrating them….

SO yeah, if you’re not in tight pants, with this new tight pant technology, you don’t exist girl…

HERE are some girls in tight pants, so into their tight pants that they post their tight pants on the internet for you perverts to jerk off to, knowing they get wet when stared at by creepers in public who can’t jerk off to them, but may be jerking off to them when they get home, which isn’t the feedback they get from throwing the raw meat into the starved out animal cage that is internet.

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2023

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I didn’t know that there was an award show on….because I don’t give a fuck about award shows and neither should you….especially not the Critics Choice Awards on CW Network…

Sure, Award Shows are probably more interesting than some random person’s Podcast….but in an era of celebrities trying to be influencers by over sharing their fake lives, to get awarded some shit that meaningless, random, arbitrary, circle jerk, probably paid for people who have seemingly already won…..when all the highlights, if there are highlights are online within minutes….where the only way people would tune in is if it would be an actual award where a fight was involved…you know a real winner….maybe a live cage fight, or jello wrestling, otherwise the self involved public are too busy producing podcasts to hear themselves talk, in hopes of going viral on TikTok, so that they can finally be the celebrity they are meant to be…..or they’ll just sell nudes…either way… no time for celeb bullshit when everyone’s so busy hating themselves….

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2023

16

Jan

Jojo’s in a Sloppy Titty Window Top of the Day

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Jojo still exists, all these years after first being sold to and likely abused by the entertainment industry….probably sent back to New Hampshire with her MAID mother after she didn’t put out for the right exec, producer, director, back when she was just 18….I mean why else did she disappear so long before making a comeback with tits we didn’t expect her to have….

Anyway, in being popular, influential, nostalgic and sloppy tits, she went to some event with her tits on display through a window in her dress, and big sloppy natural tits on display through windows in dresses specifically designed for that reason are fun to look at….far better than looking out that dirty old window…but if you do sloppy tits right…you can dirty this window too….

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In more recent Jojo news, since she wore the titty window top a few days ago, she was in Vegas in some colorful pant-suit, you know like a gender bender since everyone in this era of mental health disorders is some kind of genderless giant pussy thanks to the hormones in the food, water and air, all jacked up on energy drinks and anti-depressants….but she kept things more feminine than the power dykes doing the corporate middle management hustle on zoom with her big sloppy naturals on display…

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2023

16

Jan

Kendall Jenner See Through Nipples of the Day

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Kendall Jenner has her titties out,.

I don’t know what the point of having her tits out, but I’ve come to realize you don’t need a point to have your tits out…

She is either known for potentially being born a man, so her tits may be man tits, which are legally allowed to be exposed on social media….but I like to think she’s the model pussy for her dad’s pussy, has her hot famous rich kid tits out…

So rich, so accomplished, whether worthy of said fame and fortune or not is irrelevant since she’s got it…and one could argue that she’s too rich, too accomplished to bother pulling her tits out for the fans, the perverts, the internet…but maybe that’s the whole point of being too rich, too accomplished and having already had her tits out, you just do what you motherfucking want….all while knowing TITS GET HITS, just not on this site….

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2023

16

Jan

Milf Monday of the Day

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When I look at these self proclaimed MILFs, who I assume are legitmate MILFS and actually have kids, and aren’t just middled aged chicks who are now forced to live out the MILF fantasy for young guys on the dating apps they fuck on….

I wonder if we should stop normalizing being SEX positive, since clearly we know they are sex positive, since they are MOMS in the first place and have had sex to actual completion…

But instead normalize raising their kids to be great, smart, brilliant minds of the future…

Maybe the idea that MILFS just want to have fun, or be sexualized, or be seen as hot, or even make money selling nudes to the fans isn’t all that bad, since we get to see them naked…..BUT maybe it’d be better if we DIDN’T get to see them naked because they are busy moms being moms…

Wouldn’t a mom be hotter if you weren’t looking at her self produced, self uploaded to the internet nudes, but rather seeing her do mom shit being hot….not allowing you to SEE her in “how she became a MILF action”…

Am I saying that MILFs are hotter when they aren’t sexualizing themselves, but instead doing mom shit…

MAYBE I AM…..but either way, they’ve been run through and are damaged goods, so what difference does it make, the towel’s been thrown in, take what attention you can get….and the truth is, some MILFs are hot.

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