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2023

18

Jan

Margot Robbie Cleavage of the Day

Here’s an aggressively photoshopped picture of Margot Robbie at the Babylon premiere a few days ago, where she brought her tits out in a push up bra or push up dress, to give you motherfuckers a reminder of why people liked her so much….the nude scene in Wolf of Wall Street.

I’d say that there has to be a conspiracy around her fame. Maybe Australia is where they breed and train these celebrities, pretending they just happened to move to LA to be cast in everything….there’s a lot of Australians in Hollywood….cast in everything…why?

I’d say it’s more than just sucking a lot of the right dick, because many girls have been naked in movies as popular as Wolf of Wall Street and only the nerds know who they are…the FILMOPHILES….

I’d say that maybe she’s put a lifetime of work into this, because like Fat Rebel Wilson, she’s definitely 10 years older than she says she is, hence the photoshop needed in her selfie pics….because they just blame the Australian skin on the ruggedness….

But ultimately, she’s an overrated pile of shit of an actress, tits or nude scenes or not…and she’s consistently unimpressive….

The only thing impressive about her is that people bought into the hype like the retards who will buy anything they are sold when it has tits that they are.

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2023

18

Jan

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Pussy wedgies may just be the side-effect of consequence of having a front hole. When the fat lips on either side of the front hole that acting like some kind of barrier get suffocated from the tight fabric being pulled up against it….but it’s far more fun when you think the pussy is more like a cartoon, a vagina dentata, just starving to eat up anything that’s near it, but it’s really not that the pussy has a mind of its own, but rather the pussy owner who has done this by design, as strategy, or by accident due to the clothing and the whole front hole barrier, it lets us all see as much of her box as you possibly can through clothes, which is a good thing when you’re at the grocery store!

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2023

18

Jan

Jordana Brewster Bikini of the Day

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Jordana Brewster is a 42 year old Panamanian who you may know as the daughter of Brazilian Sports Illustrated model Maria Joao and some American investment banker who was rich enough to fuck Sports Illustrated models and drop babies inside their wombs and I guess even smarter to set up shop in Panama the tax haven….

To make things even MORE suspicious, her dad’s father or her grandfather was the president of Yale University for 14 years….where she went to school in 2003….because obviously…

Anyway, her rich kid life took her to Hollywood where she starred in some shit, landed some other shit, got famous in the process, you know to support her being rich to begin with, since being rich isn’t enough when you’re rich….and now she produces bikini porn like some instagram whore who may be too old to be in a bikini but is skinny enough and busty enough to be in a bikini…which I guess is her birth right…

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2023

18

Jan

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I wonder if these stoner bitches, or really all the amateur galleries of randoms is killing the high profile content of the site by being too pedestrian and local…

You see, I figure it’s best to focus on the things I care about, which is random, women being slutty on the internet, or really anything perverted on the internet.

I see this as much a part or a product of influencers being sluts because, porn chicks and Hollywood celebs are being sluts to be influencers being sluts, it’s just another cog in the machine of all these people chasing their 15 minutes, even when they’ve had a few hours or years, their viral moment, to make as much as they can, have as many fans and likes as they can, and matter as much as they can.

Most of their attempts kind of bootleg, figuring out their angle which is always hilarious to me….but I actually support it and find it endearing…at least they are trying and not all fucking blown out like those who have made it.

Like these girls deciding that weed smokers are a category of people, there are people who base their whole identity on weed, they treat it like it is their savior, their religion, their livlihood, their only hobby or interest…they act like they can tell the difference between strains, when all highs are so fucking mild, I just buy it….

Or is this what’s keeping us afloat….since i never really gave a fuck about celebs or Hollywood and still don’t, they were just easy target to make fun of, rip apart, upset their fans, laugh about it to myself….but they’ve always been so contrived and boring, while those who haven’t made it yet, are far more eager, hilarious, and not even wroth laughing about, but instead celebrating their content in a massive content dump.

The point is, weed is great, girls who smoke weed are great if they aren’t annoying about it, girls who smoke weed naked are better, girls who document smoking weed naked the best, since you don’t have to find them to hang out with them because that’d probably be annoying…

Here’s some weed girls…looking like weed girls…which isn’t always a good thing, but it’s alright.

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2023

18

Jan

Titty Flashing Get Together of the Day

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My friend, hair stylist who is not gay, but who pretends he is by being a hair stylist, in hopes of getting laid, but instead just given the honest, sometimes too honest sexual adventures of his female clients, that he typically goes home to jerk off, sent me over this video of girls flashing the camera, because girls just like to have fun.

It’s a video that speaks to perverts like me would like to think all girl hangs look like this or a variation of this, because if I was a girl, and I may be, it’s the internet, you’ll never know, but if I was a girl, and I may be, I’d definitely be the one setting the mood by pulling my tits out first so the hive mind follows, which would unfortunately skew me to lesbian, which makes sense since I like pussy over dick, and with the low testosterone I do have, I may already be considered a woman, a lesbian woman…but the idea of being a lesbian is just so depressing since lesbians are miserable.

Anyway, I feel like most girls don’t do this, but when the camera is on they do, and you know most girls probably do get naked amongst each other, it’s a perverted generation of exhibitionism….so ya know….maybe perverts like me are right.

Either way, here’s some video proof….

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2023

18

Jan

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I had some fat jokes that I saved over the last week, since our last encounter with fat ladies doing hot girl shit thanks to the internet and society tricking them into thinking they are hot girls who just happen to have quadruple the size shits….even though we like to think girls don’t shit….all we can think about when looking at fat girls how big their shits are.

I don’t remember any of those fat jokes that I saved, I’m not the most organized as you can imagine with the whole homeless, degenerate, unemployed, internet crying clown, that I am….but I guess the fat girls playing hot girls is a joke in and of itself..

Sure, there’s people with feeder fetishes, watching girls get as fat as they can, and there are people with fat girl fetishes both from a being smothered by them and their hopefully monstrous tits, because fat girls with small tits are just tragic…and the fat girl fetish of too fat to ever leave a motherfucker….to the fat girl acceptance that it’s all you can get because the 50 percent of non fats are with better options….and then there’s the whole world being a circus or a sideshow aspect…..but normalizing fat is just idiotic since fat kills..

This is my post for inclusivity and body positivity, where body positivity is treating your body positively, not embracing years of neglect and accepting it….

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2023

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The shitty thing about potentially being an autistic person that was never diagnosed is that everyone on the internet thinks they are autistic and not diagnosed so it’s too fucking mainstream….

It was fun once…but now everyone is thinking they got it….it’s fucking lame to be a self diagnosed autistic….

This ADHD because our minds work like browser tabs and we click between social network feeds to see all the people we don’t care about doing things we’d rather be doing, but are too lazy to do, so we just envy, hate or buy what they are selling instead…..

It’s a weird fucking world, but being self diagnosed Autistic’s too fucking mainstream, it’s better to just be a detached piece of shit with no feelings than to put a title to apathy and laziness…plus, we’re probably all autistic thanks to childhood vaccines…

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2023

17

Jan

Gal Gadot in her Produced Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Gal Gadot is some high profile actress for some reason….I’m not sure what that reason could be…

I mean it’s probably not from being in a bunch of Fast and Furious movies that are pretty popular amongst the retards of the world, but not popular enough to get you close to 100 million followers….which is insanity….really…it’s gotta be from Wonder Woman…unless there’s some international conspiracy that just decided she was the one for Hollywood, PUT HER THERE, but that’s not how the world works, things happen randomly, by chance, right place right time….stop being so cynical..

Well, she’s gifted her lot of followers because she posted a picture of her in what I’ll assume is some mom panties…shot by her photographer of 20 years, which at 37 means he shot her when she was 17, which is perverted….but not as perverted as you jerking off to a celebrity mom in her panties…considering you can’t see her mom pussy through said panties…not even mound, stray hair or bush…so does it even count as a panty shot? Sure it does..it’s just not a traditional mirror selfie since she brings a crack team of experts in to capture it….

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2023

17

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tit Lives Matter….

That’s basically my slogan or catch phrase when I encounter tiny tits and when I post on tiny tits because you don’t need a detailed analysis of each set of tiny tits to know that they tiny tit is as thrilling as big tits, since it’s tits….I figure the whole nipple thing is what makes it as good as a big tit, less to play with but still a spout to nourish ourselves with, but with that logic, I’d be suggesting that man tit is hot too, since it’s got nipple too….but I’m not…since it doesn’t come equipped with a vagina.

In a world of big sloppy tit worship, Tiny Tits deserve some love too, and the girls with tiny tits should be using those tiny tits as tiny tit fetish content, instead of booking appointments to fill them with plastic sacks of shit….

I support the tiny tit, this is a celebration of it!

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2023

17

Jan

Charisma Carpenter’s Panty Selfie of the Day

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I dont’ give a fuck about Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series, but I can tell you a lot of the nerdiest, most virgin motherfuckers I ever met were way too into that show and basically any and all spin-offs of that show…

One nerd who saw every episode of the show, would track when the DVD box sets would be released for the previous seasons, and he’d buy TWO of them, one to watch, one to keep in the archived unopened….

Yes, he will be the last one laughing when he sells his collection in 20 years when mass produced DVDs that have never been opened become a thing….definitely…

I saw that some internet group or podcast group got a VHS tape auction up to 80k that they donated to Charity since they aren’t me, who would POCKET THAT shit…and it’s only a matter of time that DVDs do the same thing to retards….I mean people were buying GIFs for a million dollars a year ago…we’re a dumb species with money.

Anyway, Charisma Carpenter was on that show, her fans are likely as loyal as nerds are, and she took a panty selfie a few days ago, so they’ve already printed them up and put them in their nerd binders, as they do….but this is for the rest of you who want to see 52 year olds act like young internet whores as they do.

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