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2023

22

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

You know, people like to call fitness chicks masculine, dudes, gay to be into some bitch who can lift a couch over their head….

Yet those same dudes jerk off to comic book women with their fitness and super powers…

It’s just when it’s in human form, they get offended by it, angry by it, they tell them to “eat a sandwich”….or they scream “is her clit a dick”….and it’s all so abusive…but just part of the general HATE of women who aren’t fat slob pig bitches eating donuts….an orchestrated ATTACK on them I tell ya,….

Anyway, here’s my fit chick round-up and I like it….because fit chicks can be useful at doing the heavy lifting for you, they can be useful at doing all the work in the bedroom, like it’s a PELOTON BIKE class, they can be useful when they flex those pelvic floor muscles…and fat slobs just can’t keep up…FACTS.

So if you’re a fat hater, like myself, you must always choose fit.

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2023

22

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Hot Workout Gear of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is still hot.

Which is probably why she got fired from Victoria’s Secret, you know because they’d rather use ditch pigs, fat girls and influencers who try to be hot, to push their products….

They cant’ have do-nothing hot chicks making millions pushing their products, that would be celebrating hot chicks, and that’s mean to ugly chicks, so let’s celebrate ugly chicks and be mean to hot chicks, take that hot chicks….FUCK YOU….AND STARVE….you don’t DESERVE money or fame or success for the BONERS you give…NOW ugly girls must be giving the boners, it’s only fair.

What a fucking stupid world…but yeah, Josephine Skriver is still hot.

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2023

22

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I’ve come to learn that the more aggressive the cameltoe, the better we are as a society….

So the whole trend of girls walking around with as big a cameltoe as possible, you know sometimes so deep into their pussy that you’d assume it would hurt, yet there they are going about their days, pussy forward….is a great fucking thing.

I don’t know if it’s a silent protest of women trying to save our species by saying “BREED WITH ME”…knowing that homosexuality and transgenderism by definition is a species ending event, at least under traditional baby making systems, which involve CUM in the pussy…yeah, I get it there are workarounds but the natural instinct of a woman broadcasting her pussy like a bus stop ad is probably on some primal level of SAVE HUMANITY FUCK MY CUNT…

Or they’re just exhibitionists…

Either way, I LIKE IT.

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2023

22

Feb

Sabrina Carpenter Panties of the Day

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Sabrina Carpenter is being a little creepy in her underwear for whatever this shoot is…

The main reason being that she’s a 23 year old, but her fame and celebrity happened when she was under 18.

So the dudes who are die hard Sabrina Carpenter fans are out there because they fell in love with her when she was too young to be fallen in love with, you know like Emma Watson fans, sitting around with a timer set to go off on her 18th birthday…,

But building that celebrity off the perverts with no self control who like young chicks wasn’t enough, instead she has to put together content like this for those same people, you know keep em all as happy as she can….

Or maybe the general vibe in content is to get grown women posing with stuffed animals, since everyone is mentally stunted furries who don’t want to ever grow up.

I’m not an analyst, but I don’t mind anal no cyst…at least if the shit’s not messy, giving me ecoli and parasties…..

SO really all I see is hot, famous, celebrity in panties….the rest of this shit don’t matter one bit and over thinking it is pretty fucking boring….

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2023

22

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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You know, as much as you think getting high is the devil’s work…..especially on lent when you should be sober and as connected to god as you can be….the truth is it’s from nature, directly from nature, without any processing, so maybe the devil’s work is actually not making everyone smoke weed all day every day.

I don’t know if weed makes people any happier than they already are, you know since everyone I know is a ball of fucking joy just waiting for the end to hit them thanks to all the negativity out there……

I don’t know if weed really takes off the edge, or makes you a schizo who kills your family like in reefer madness….But I like to think all the fucking hippies fucking each other in the 60s, who now run and have ruined the world, probably because they quit smoking weed, were onto something…and that if the world collectively got high, we’d sit around on couches eating snack foods living our best life, instead of sitting around on couches eating snack foods living or current and possibly worst lives!

No one ever says “living my worst life” but I can assure you, most of us are….so lets pull inspo from some weed girls.

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2023

22

Feb

Denise Richards Lingerie of the Day

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I generally have no real emotion, especially when on the internet, it’s a fucking screen, a computer game….I can mock whores, I can mock dead whores, I can pretty much laugh at everything since it’s not real life bro…

At my peak of being mean to celebs, people would ask what my problem was, what the reason was, and I’d say “to laugh”…because laughing heals to souls and I figure if you want to be a celebrity, the least you can do is let us laugh at you to heal our sad souls, since we aren’t rich and living in luxury…it’s only fair….

KICK THEM WHEN THEY ARE UP…we’re the underdogs…

Anyway, when I see Denise Richards in lingerie, holding onto a dream, operating in desperation, when she probably doesn’t need to, and it is sad….makes me embarrassed for her!

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2023

22

Feb

Jenna Dewan Perverted of the Day

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Luckily for us, Jenna Dewan is not based in Spain, which apparently just legalized sex with animals so long as the animal is not injured, which is one of the most disgusting and horrible things I’ve ever heard because you’re not supposed to be fucking with any animal in a sexual way, they don’t speak english, it is rape and weird rape at that.

I did not fact check to see if that Spanish beastiality law is legit, or just clickbait and a MEME, but since the world runs their facts off MEMES, we’ll assume it’s a MEME.

Jenna Dewan is however posting a pic of her dog’s dick to distract from her posting lingerie pics as some weird thirst trap for her fans…

Yes, it’s amazing that someone like Jenna Dewan, known for being married and breeding with Channing Tatum has fans, but we’re a dick sucking society of people who still like anything associated with celebs, even if that whole thing is dying out.

It’s more amazing that a dancer in her 40s who has a fat child support check, a fat alimony check, a fat divorce settlement since she was with him before he BROKE out at the level he did….feels compelled to post lingerie pics that should be reserved for her boyfriend, husband, exes, people she meets on dating apps, I dont’ fucking know, but to broadcast it out to the masses, seems a little trashy, unnecessary and weird…

I don’t know the upside, the benefit, the reason for it, but I guess to complain about a girl posting have nude selfies like a slut you want to boned is insane, and should be embraced and loved…..but to question it and think it is weird, isn’t really complaining, it’s just not making sense to me….

Obviously, I am still looking and I understand, it’s for the clicks baby, clicks feel good, feeling good feels good…so keep it coming’

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2023

22

Feb

Deep Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga Ass

Freakish Hair Dancer

Doing the Splits

Winter Bra Flash

Just Working it Out

Booty Show Down

Tanning

Snow Dancer

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2023

22

Feb

Rosie Huntington’s Potentially Sheer Dress of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whitely must be old as shit at this stage in the game, I feel like I’ve been posting on her hot model tits for as long as this site’s been around, which is something like 18 years at this point, depressing I know.

I always liked her because she was hot and had an overall attitude about her. Like that she doesn’t bother with simpletons like us, which is something I appreciate.

The whole problem with the social media trend is that these celebs and models try to be relatable to secure fans and followers and views…

We all know already know they are better than us, they have gamed the system better than us, they are richer than us, they have yes-men who encourage them and feed their egos around them, so nothing about is relatable, yet there they are doing relatable content, lying to us, mocking us…..

So when I see a model with a cunty face on, who you know wouldn’t give you the time of day, out there being hot, I like it.

I am not one of those dudes into ball torture, or cock shaming, I can do that enough while trying to find it for a wack….

I am however into the caste system, or class system, of US vs THEM….the elite, the beautiful, the rich, the famous….with their exclusive existences…and the rest of us.

The problem with social media, is it made normies think they are celebs, going to their parties, events, vacation spots, and it’s awful….it breaks the whole allure of celebrity….and fucks over sites like this.

Anyway, Rosie, all fancy and rich, better than us, more impressive than us, always looking like her pussy, despite being famous, and a mom pussy, smells like morning dew and fucking fresh baked cinnamon buns….wore a dress that people are saying are see through to the BAFTAS and I’m not seeing the cunt through it, but YOU CAN PROBABLY SEE MORE ANGLES OF IT IN THE BITCHES OF THE BAFTA POST ON THE FORUM

Apprarently there’s full pussy lip exposed, but I can’t see it in anything I found on isntagram:

She was also on vacation in a bikini….because of course she was…she’s rich, famous and amazing.

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2023

22

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I saw a meme that read you gotta normalize shit, cuz shit ain’t normal….

So normalizing fat as a new beauty standard is just marketing, it’s a way to sell fat sized products that didn’t exist 20 years ago, it’s all just for some group of scumbags to make more money off someone’s misery….

It’s not normal, it’s abnormal, sure it’s biologically possible to be fat…I’m fat, you’re probably fat, your mom is likely fat, the world is fat….but that should come with extreme shame and self hatred with every bite of a donut or bag of chips…

Yet, here we are, buried in fat for exclusivity….like the heroes we are for surviving being buried in fat chick…which is actually a fetish a friend of mine has, which is pretty fucking creepy.

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