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2023

20

Jan

Jordyn Jones Lingerie Try On of the Day

I don’t find Jordyn Jones to be all that exciting, interesting, hot or even relevant. I only post her shit because I know that she sells this lazy content to her fans. Yes, she’s got fans, which in and of itself is pretty amazing, but dudes of the internet are perverts and get sucked into the traps laid for them to fall into. Yes, people pay for non-nude content of girls whose traps they’ve fallen into. It’s a pathetic society.

Anyway, along with her content being lazy, her body is starting to look a little lazy, at least in the videos that she can’t photoshop as easily as her images which are lies.

We all know that women rot, that metabolisms slow down, and that you always look to a girl’s mom to see how she’ll end up.

In Jordyn Jones’ case, they named her to be a stripper, but saw a shot to send her to LA where she got her followers from a creper TV SHOW, but prior to selling shit lingerie pics and dancing on reality shows, she was white trash, walmart shopping, fast food, snack food eating…and once the dance stops, because the bulk of her money is in lingerie, coupled with body positivity and her fat ass getting attention, you got a pile of slop fit for her pigs out back on the farm she grew up on…

So yeah, lookin’ middle aged…not getting in shape….but getting a weird shape to her…….dance more white trash monkey, dance more.

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2023

20

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if full back panties are an official fetish, but I am going to assume that they are, you know, a subset of the panty fetish, because some dudes like panties that remind them of their moms or high school girlfriends in the 80s, because life was simpler and happier then…where you had the future you always hoped for ahead of you, dreams and passion existed, before real life took over and left you where you’re at, now older, sadder, nothing panned out how you expected, but dammit when you jerk off, you sure as fuck do it to granny panties, the relationship panty, the period panty, the unassuming, not work for sex appeal other than the inherent sex appeal any panty has because it is a panty, but instead for comfort…giving that girlfriend experience, that familiar feeling of a time when you weren’t so alone…

Or maybe, you just like seeing girls being slutty exhibitionists LIKE ME!

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2023

20

Jan

Cold Plunge and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Legs

Feet for the Perverts

Snow Dancer

Moto-Cross Girl

Dancing Girls

Big Booty Shopping

Short Skirt

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

20

Jan

Rebecca Black Cleavage of the Day

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I like to think the best thing to ever happen to Rebecca Black is that she’s got some big titties…

I am sure she probably thinks going viral at 12 years old with that Friday song that people still quote, or sing, or annoy co-workers with to this day, since it likely got her paid that internet money while putting her on the map.

Her timing may have been off, since the music industry hated self produced youtube artists who didn’t need them, so her selling of her soul to the devil that runs pop music didn’t really happen, which I guess is a good thing, cuz it gave her some time to grow out some big ass titties while becoming just desperate enough to sell her soul off to the best offer available to some youtube viral singer from a time long ago….

Did I mention she grew her tits out, I think that’s the moral of the story,.

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2023

20

Jan

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I am not saying that braless girls are all feminists…but I think that most people, besides a psy-op designed to destroy masculinity or make men scared of being men like weak chinned Andrew Tate are the definition of Feminist…I may be called a misogynist or have been in the past for celebrating hot chicks cuz I’m a dude who like shot chicks being hot…which to me is the opposite of misogynist but more creepy woman worship like a native tribe would do to a crashed plane….

But yeah, the idea of feminism, which I guess is more about tricking girls into thinking the patriarchy exists and doesn’t want to give them the same opportunities, but instead want to lock them up and home raising their families with all expenses paid….a horrible thought…unless you bring it to any girl out there looking for a rich guy so that she can do the same.

So become a taxable person, a worker, a slave to the wage and the machine while neglected the family in the name of progress for a gender, that everyone already knows can do basically everything a man can do, especially at the mid-management level…

Feminism was a scam…and people fell for it…

Bralessness is not a scam….it’s how I want to see tits through shirts….and if some of these are patriarchy fighting the binds of men….to get money out of other men…so be it.

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2023

20

Jan

Bella Thorne Hand Bra of the Day

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When your background is being sold to Disney, which may not have been as sinister as people like to pretend it is with all their Disney is evil conspiracies.

They own the entertainment industry. which either makes them untouchable, or too big of a target and just because they have the first round draft pic of all talented young kids with willing stage parents seeking that validation, that confirmation that their uterus was strong enough to make a kid strong enough to be taken out of normal kid school to be put on the SMALL SCREEN…or if they are lucky the BIG SCREEN…doesn’t mean they’re creepers.

The truth is there are probably way more predators at any give school, camp, wrestling team, swim team, gymnastic teams around America, that have far shittier upsides and parents still send their kids to those places…plus Nickelodeon is the teen programming that seems to be far more aggressively protested by the talent that have worked with them…so leave Disney alone. It’s the happiest place on earth motherfuckers, don’t try to take that from them.

But what I will is when you’re a Disney Kid turned exclusive content vendor who still does mainstream work, your handbra is called doing the “Mouse Ears”….where this is more of an arm bra, so I haven’t worked out mouse themed name for that.

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2023

20

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I like to think that Fishnets as a lingerie are great, accessible, middle of the road way to spice up an otherwise boring sex life…..even if they are really mainly bought by goth dudes to wear under their satan shorts…

But the truth is, fishnets, or at least fishnets on a girl uploaded to the internet are obviously some sort of subliminal message to warn us of the dangers of the INTER-NET, b because FISH are INTER water, and NETS are NETS….it’s so clear to me….right….world wide web like the web of the nylons gripping our souls and by souls I mean boners.

Or they could just be girls sexing up their public content with some accessible lingerie…but it’d be far more exciting if it was an international conspiracy communicating to all the schizos through HOSIERY.

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2023

19

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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You know you are old when you plan your benders…

There was a time that I’d just come into 100 bucks and I’d end up wasted for 4-5 days, roaming the streets with phone and wallet lost, sometimes barefoot, and not rememebering where I lived or how I got there….or what went wrong to get me to that point, because usually at the time, it felt like everything was right….until snapping out of it, coming home, taking shit and dealing with week long hangover and a bitchy wife….

Now, I’m looking at my google calendar that most people use for work things, thinking maybe next week or the week after that will need a bender pencilled in, like some kind of corporate asshole.

My benders are fucking boring, strategized, white boarded….but my business isn’t…because I am still a degenerate and once on the bender….all is good….it’s just the build up that’s so stuffy…and old…

Here are some stepLINKS…while I map out alcoholism.

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Selena Gomez See Through Tank Top
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Lindsey Vonn Launches a Ski Collection with Gucci and HEAD
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Hot Agent Provocateur Sale
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11 Weird Deaths
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Kliff Kingsbury’s Hot Girlfriend Takes Him to Thailand
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Kim Kardashian Buys Princess Diana’s Jewelry
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Vanessa Angel’s Nude Throwback from Acapulco in the 80s
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Kim Garner’s Hot Body in a One Piece
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Krew Boylan Topless in a Show
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Bond Between a Man and His Bear
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Baby and Momma Elephant Get Stuck in the Mud
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Horse and Elk Play Ball Together
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Ben Savage Runs for Congress
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Millie Bobbie Brown as Rapunzel
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Payton is a Hot Athlete WAG
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Komodo Dragons Fight!
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Shania Twain’s in a Photoshoot
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Hot Singer from Norway
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Why Don’t Rockets Melt?
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Husband and Wife Lock Themselves in Dog Crate
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Knife Wielding Man in Walmart Gets Taken Down by a Veteran
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Karlie Kloss at an Event
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Concierge Plays it Cool with Nude Guest
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Cum Haters
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4 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Hot Amateur Mila
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Sammy Brady’s Big Naturals
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Lesbians in Cars Misbehaving
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Blondie Naked for the Delivery Guy
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20 SHit Days
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Another Slut in a Thong for the Delivery Guy
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Mash-up of Weirdness
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Lesbian Porn Chicks
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Hip Hinge Dildo Ride
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Hot Tasha in a Chair
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Amateur Fucks on Couch
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Flexbile Dildo Fucker
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Balls Deep
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Spinner Knows How to Ride Dick
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Amateur has a Dick in Her
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2023

19

Jan

Iggy Azalea’s Big Ass of the Day

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Iggy Azalea has probably made her first million dollars on OnlyFans by now, it’s been a few days and was a big story because people are bored and like talking about people they don’t know, turning a cash grab of selling racy content that they’d otherwise give away for free if they knew they could get away with it when they first launched their careers without ruining their careers.

There was a time in pop music, or in fake rap music, where a performer could be racy, but not too racy, they had morality clauses and shit in contract because too much money was involved, so even the edgy ones were contrived, controlled and not going as extreme as they probably did to get the deal in the first place. DICKS WERE SUCKED.

Now that they know they can’t get cancelled or that they barely exist, or the powers that control their popularity don’t really matter to them or have their puppet strings in hand, but more importantly, now that they can monetize that shit as an additional revenue stream to album sales, concert tickets, brand deals, appearance fees, royalties, merch, etc…DO IT.

So Iggy, who has played up the hot bimbo chick who strips, with a silly ass, is a perfect candidate to extend her ARTISTRY to selling nudes.

I’ll give her credit, she’s posting new SMUT daily, like this fake ass shot from a few days ago that I figure is worth looking at, since her ass is and has been ridiculous, even if it’s old and a mom now…..if you look hard enough you may see some AFTERBIRTH hanging out.

Jokes, it’s too photoshopped for that!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

19

Jan

Lili Reinhart in Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of boudoir shoot for Valentine’s Day this is, but I do know that Lili Reinhart is basically a 45 year old mom body trying to add spice to her boring, tired marriage, and doing it through smut….even though she’s probably in her 20s.

For those who don’t know, she’s the wrongfully cast as BETTY from the BETTY AND VERONICA comics for RIVERDALE, the worst planned show in the history of TV, that I’ve seen episodes from most of the seasons and think to myself “what is this shit”….

She obviously doesn’t look like a Betty, but more like a big girl who should be working at the mall, but in her bigness, she had big tits…

For some reason, her tits in her boudoir lingerie shoot are deflated and disappointing…Maybe she’s on some weightloss hustle because Hollywood hates big girls, or maybe she photoshoppped her tits to be smaller, or maybe her broad shoulders make the D-cups look A….PERSPECTIVE….

I guess you can’t really hate on a girl for posting lingier pics to her feed and 1,000,000 people have liked it, so whether I think she’s hot, a good actress, a good Betty, a good fuck or not is irrelevant, she’s relevant.

Apparently, it is for Riverdale, a porned up Riverdale anything to get people to watch…because Cami Mendes got in lingerie too…also a mediocre casting for Betty, but half naked….wooooooooo

Posted in:Lili Reinhart