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2023

07

Mar

Hayden Panettiere’s Back of the Day

Hayden Panettiere is back. She’s in Scream. She’s at events. She’s on Good Morning America . She’s in Women’s Health Magazine and all it took was a human sacrifice of her brother, assuming you believe all that satanic conspiracy on how these mind controlled women of the industry get where they get….through trauma, sacrifice, abuse, dissociative disorders, mind control, HUMILIATION, etc….

Otherwise, she’s just such a pro, despite her countless meltdowns that have landed her in many stints in various rehabs….that have landed her with a few issues with the police for domestic abuse…because she’s a fucking psycho…

THEN there’s the whole story that was scrubbed from the internet but that was posted on the homie, who IU guess isn’t the Homie at all, but he has answered my emails ENTY at 8 Crazy Nights, about her being abused by her family as some cum rag for Hollywood back when she was a kid….but that’s just RUMORS right….there’s no abuse in the most fucked up, debaucherous, rich person hub of terrible people….

Anyway, she’s back baby, and she brought her broad back to Women’s Health in her panties….where she discussed having a breast reduction, despite not having big sloppies from my memory, but maybe I blocked it out because when I looked at her, all I’d see was midget wrestling.

The point is, her tits look bigger and rounder now than they did then, so maybe she means she got a breast lift after breeding…who knows…who cares…She’s Back baby.

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2023

07

Mar

Jenna Ortega’s Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day

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Jenna Ortega was at the Scream Premiere, because she’s an It-Girl and potentially in Scream and the media is marketing her having a WARDROBE MALFUNCTION….

They are saying “better a pen slip than a nip slip”….good one guys….

The funny think is….last week, Jenna Ortega, who is being marketed aggressively as the next big thing because the industry loves that the younger generation found a connection with the younger generation through Wednesday, a goth character who does weird dancing like on TikTok but on a series….she is dollar signs and that’s all these pigs in Hollywood give a shit about…..Easy Money off the backs of easy talent.

Anyway, last week Ortega’s nipple slipped on some Complex produced Hot Sauce eating video series they do, which is pretty racist sounding, just not as racist as Complex is, you know a Buzzfeed owned product that is publicly traded on the stock market that pretends to represent the Hip Hop culture despite being founded by some white dude and now owned by Buzzfeed….not very HIP HOP CULTURE at all…unless white run publicly traded companies are Hip Hop….they probably are.

Sure, Complex is the only magazine that ever hyped me up for 5 minutes thanks to a guy who now shops for shoes with celebrities on Youtube for the magazine, a guy I haven’t heard of since he hyped me up in the magazine, which I am not bitter about, I just know their target market is white suburban kids into buying overpriced streetwear because they are idiots.

ANYWAY, last week her nipple wasn’t edited out of the HOT ONES video, Buzzfeed legal team sent out CEASE and DESISTS despite Buzzfeed being the people who uploaded that shit to YOUTUBE, but now they are going to be litigious about it.

I gave them the benefit of the doubt, thinking, that since Ortega was overhyped, they darling, their future business plan, the free nip slip was something they didn’t want so they put pressure on Buzzfeed, even though girls of her generation are all whores…

But now, I am seeing this story of Ortegan, who I really don’t find very hot at all, having another WARDROBE MALFUNCTION that I am mad is not a NIP SLIP, like I was hoping bitch couldn’t contain those nips and that must make her team real mad, even though they are likely doing it on purpose.

BUT instead I am a victim of CLICKBAIT headlines….and now you are too….so I guess she shouldn’t get her nips surgically removed like Angelina Jolie to prevent this kind of thing…isn’t that in style now with all those ZIPPER tits thinking they are NOW men now that they have alien chests….GENDER STUDIES….

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2023

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I guess the good news for all you perverts is that all these middle of the road, walmart shopper, suburban housewife with a dream of a better life, have finally been manipulated by social media, by porn, by the worms in their brain, by the propaganda, by the noise, by the anti-depressants that let their guard down…to be weird bi-sexual, sex positive, empowered sluts, who don’t need their man or their abuser…to control them…they’ve got the big dicks and they’re ready to swing them on every and all sexual adventures they can roll their old fat asses onto…..all in hopes of living their best life, or life to the fullest….

It’s good news, because you may find yourself in the crossfire of one of these meltdown, breakdowns, which means, you MAY finally lose your virginity and you know, the crazier they are….the better they are in bed…even if they look like chewed up and shat out dog shit. SO many nasty bitches who should be sharing recipes are doing porno shit, it’s disturbing…

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2023

06

Mar

Maddie Ziegler Nipples in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler is some child dance reality show star who was recruited by SIA to be in all her creepy videos back when Ziegler was a young teen…..

She’s either an old teen, over eighteen teen or no longer a teen but in her 20s….which doesn’t make her fanbase of perverts any less creepy.

In being young, relevant, part of the scene, into fashion, into style, she’s taking part in the whole SHOW THE NIPPLES, FREE THE NIPPLES, UNLEASH THE BEASTS….which I guess isn’t all that crazy, if anything it’s very European, it’s just that there was a time when celebrities saved the tit flashing for the gutter influencers, but I guess the money is in being a gutter influencer, so do what the gutter influencers do…

Basically, they all show off their tits….

So the good news is thats it’s fashionable to show your tits, NIPPLE and all, without having to hack iclouds or negotiate with them incessantly like I used to when trying to get girls to show me their tits “what color is your nipple, no way, prove it, come on its just tits, why you so uptight, not very progressive are you”…..until finally they give in…yes, the master of seduction is annoy them until they give up their protest because ultimately…it’s just a fucking tit.

Anyway, it’s a trend we can jerk off to, this shit happens in waves, we’ve been on free the nipple waves before, so let’s RIDE this wave into the fucking sunset like we are Patrick Swayze in Point Break, not in Pancreatic Cancer… as we wait for sheer crotchless pants that are designed to show off the CLITS for fashion…and not in a negotiation of “how big is your clit, is it one of those dick clits a guy could chew on like a cow tongue, or is it more hidden, are you an inny or an outtie, how do you wear your bush, is it a landing strip or full on bush, or are you a bald beaver..come on show me, it’s just a pussy, we all have one, at least all girls have them, why you being so lame, why you so boring”….but for FASHION…and I know THEY are coming…

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2023

06

Mar

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I may not believe that COVID ever existed, the tests were wonky, inconsistent and a total fucking fraud….whether they say that it leaked from a lab in China now or not…that’s all just manipulation tactics like the whole variant storyline that people hopped on….

So I’m a contrarian or hater or conspiracy theorist or denier or misogynist or whatever they call the people who found it VERY suspicious that at the height of COVID lockdowns, the NURSES who were given parades, were making dance videos….while no bodies piled up.

The only good news about their new found fame is they did what so many barely famous people before them did, and that’s start producing porn or a variation of porn, because it keep generating those views long after we’ve all moved on….

Because there are SO many nurses who aren’t scared of losing their jobs, probably because they make more money with their nudes, producing nude content on the job, with a confidence that only being branded a hero would bring….

So whether you find scrubs, medical situations and locations, bacteria and disease, diaper changing, bed pan changing, bed sore dressing erotic or not….whether you think nurses represent femininity with their maternal approach to care in exchange for job security and a pension…or if you’re like me and think of nurses as the sex workers of the medical industry trying to score a doctor for their sugar baby dreams…you can appreciate a lady who posts her nudes to the internet for all to enjoy….

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2023

06

Mar

Florence Pugh See Through Thong of the Day

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Florence Pugh is looking like an alt model who does sex work on the side, all while being a celebrated actress, which one would think was weird if they didn’t realize that degeneracy is winning and that everyone is merging into the pornstars they used to frown upon, look down upon, be disgusted by….but now that they realize it’s a competition of TITS or ASS getting HITS, they all throw down.

The neckless wonder, with her nose ring, who is built like the kind of mistress in the dominatrix dungeown who would fuck you with a strap on….is wearing a skirt that’s hardly a skirt at all, more of a plastic sheet that lets you see her big old pooper in a thong that isn’t doing her ass any favors, in part because it’s not “asshole behind thonging” for us….because once you show the asshole, you never can take that back….the modern day nip slip in a parasite run “eat my shitty hole for the worms” world….in other part because she’s just not very hot…edgy or not….for fashion whore whoredom baby.

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2023

06

Mar

Milf Monday of the Day

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One man’s MILF is another man’s old, blown up, been there in her prime, she’s no longer in her prime, but maybe she’s learned how to suck dick a little better over the years of being a bored, depressed, married mom…..because sometimes married moms who hit rock bottom in their sex appeal, find porn, swinging, weird perversion that they’d never partake in when they were young and hot, because they were young and hot and eating ass wasn’t necessary.

I don’t really have a mom fetish, but I do find moms impressive, typically when they are being good moms, grooming their kids to be smart, interesting, talented, people of the future by putting them on pills, putting them in front of screens, feeding them shit foods, and making sure they don’t get exercise, while they fear all strangers…because they could be kidnappers….

But at least we’re in an era where the MOMs get naked for the perverts into MOMs because they couldn’t fuck their own, or because no moms will let them breed so it’s the closest they get to that experience….

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2023

06

Mar

Selena Gomez Cleavage of the Day

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The unfortunate thing about the internet is that I know more shit than I’d want to know about things I really don’t care about….

For example, I know that Selena Gomez used to bang Justin Bieber, why would any of us care, we don’t…but maybe a few of you like the idea of seeing the two girls rub their cunts together…

Then, I also know that Selena Gomez has lupus, is slated to die prematurely, bloats up from the steroids, had CHEMO to off-set the LUPUS and is still here with us.

I also know she quit social media last week or two weeks ago because apparently Bieber’s wife has beef with her, or got the lame fans excited and created some divisive war that I doubt the JENNERS or Hailey Baldwin actually win, even if they are hotter than this pudgy thing, she’s the more famous one…

I would have assumed she quit social media because she looks like an obese woman working the Taco Stand after generations of selling tacos and dropping babies out of her womb along the way…

But no, she quit over girl drama that we’ll assume was fake girl drama….

Because the psychopath is back on Tiktok pushing her make-up brand, which is what the celebs do to become billionaires, and what Selena does to be a billionaire. Direct to consumer, mooch off the idiots of social media, have viral TikTok content, viral TikTok product, get richer than you already are.

It’s a hustle…one that generates more hype when you create fake drama like WWE shit, only to come back and get people talking about your big sloppy tits, or make-up, they line up to buy to show their support to help her from hurting more than she has to…

IT’s all marketing motherfuckers, clearly time wasted that could be better spent in the gym and not eating….

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2023

06

Mar

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I wrote in one of my ramblings last week about hot tit men are into life, future generations, the basic foundation of our species because tits are designed to feed babies and is probably why we are all so tit obsessed from a time when we were babies, which is why the bigger than your head tits get the girls who own said tits far more famous and rewarded than smaller tits, because as babies all tits were bigger than our heads.

I am not a psychologist and don’t really know the whole TIT fetish, that every creature, women included, love tits….I just know that it’s natural, life giving, sustaining…while being into ass is being into feces and designed to spread mind controlling parasites….so choose life…or not, I don’t care….

I think these girls who are taking the whole tits are a source of food for new life, are being a little too literal on the tits giving life being part of the tit appeal, because they are sexualizing their lactation like I admittedly used to do in the 90s when a tit was pulled out at a coffee shop…and probably still do, because as a man I can block out the baby and focus on the tit.

I don’t know if the milk tit fetish is just exciting to people now that everyone is an incel who doesn’t breed, like they used to be exciting to husbands who got their wife a new set of tits to jerk off to when the new baby was finally asleep.

But I feel like it’s some lonely loser cosplay, like fantasizing of the TRAD life….and that makes it so much weirder…which is really why I post it….because the internet being weird is my business that is barely a business but that could have been a business so that counts for something, not much, but something. I blame google the OPPRESSOR…who like Simon Cowell decides if you’re going to Kelly Clarkson or William Hung….or left in line at try outs. That is my first American Idol analogy and I didn’t like it one bit.