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2023

02

Feb

Julianne Hough Bikini of the Day

When looking at a Julianne Hough in her bikini pic, you always have to look in the bushes to see if her brother is hiding there jerking off…

That was always the joke, that they fuck and it was so funny, we’d laugh and laugh about it because the two sibling dance partners that left the Mormon church after being victims of abuse…at least that’s what I remember her saying and I just assumed it meant they were forced to bone each other cuz they seem that close…

It’s not so funny anymore since genetic attraction is real and taboo and why the internet is full of incest porn as a popular category…clearly the Houghs are not alone.

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2023

02

Feb

Salma Hayek Tits of the Day

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Salma Hayek may be an old as shit Mexicana rich fuck who got famous in America to become even richer before using that celebrity and them tits to lure in rich European men who own luxury brands including but not limited to the scandalous and perverted Balenciaga scam for the normie fools of Instagram to be trolled by Lardashians and Ye into buying literal trash for thousands of dollars cuz they are told to….but those thousands of dollars add up and allow a fool to buy a Hollywood actor from Mexico’s tits!

But yeah, her tits are still holding up, are they deserving of billions of dollars, who is to say, but clearly she knows how to suck the souls of people as most of these psychopath actors do.

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2023

01

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still taking the week off stepLINKS while I cleanse my soul through alcoholism, in efforts to find better thins to do with my time…

I appreciate you FLY HIGH WITH SKY for caring about my absence in stepLINK posting….

I don’t have much better things to do, but at a certain point the shit is a waste of time. They take me 2 hours to do….I need someone to do them for me.

I get sitting on the sinking ship while it goes down, TITANIC CAPTAIN STYLE which I intend to do….but I figure I’ve been doing the stepLINKS for fucking decades at this point, you can do them your damn self…..IT’S NOT THAT HARD…it’s just too fucking long…

If this was a real business, I’d have staff doing it….

I’ll be back….here are those links to get you started on your journey around the internet doing your own damn steplinks…

GET TO WORK slacker….

EGOTASTIC CELEB SITE THAT IS ALMOST AS OLD AS US!

EGOALLSTARS CELEB SITE WITH SOME TITTY SOMETIMES

EGOTASTICSPORTS WITH THE SLUTTY SIDE OF SPORTS

EGOTASTICGEAR a Shopping Guides and Gear Site in Training

TheNipSlip Brings Slutty Celeb Content Daily

Popoholic is Tame Celebration of Celebrity Tit from a fan

A LINK DUMP LIKE EARLY INTERNET

HotCelebsHome posting slutty celeb content daily too….

OtherCrap posts a bunch of crap but the celeb nude scenes are the best

MenMagDaily a Men’s Lifestyle Site that Never Was but that May Be One Day…in the Meantime Random Videos

EvilBeetGossip a Huge Celeb Site that Was that’s Still Being Updated

VideosThatSuck a bunch of random videos

stepfatherpresents was supposed to be my original videos, but I never produced original videos, so it’s just random videos for now

SEND YOUR SITE TO JOIN THE FUN….ALWAYS LOOKING FOR TRAFFIC AND NUDES…..

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From the Forum

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The stepFORUM is an iconic playground of fun times….I’m working on updating it so it works better but it takes me 10 years for everything – but you can still check in on the action there….these are the hot spots…..

Celebrity Trash Pics from Various Places Doing Various Things

Tallia Storm’s Big Cleavage
Celebrity Nudity…!

Hilary Duff’s Bag Strap Cleavage
ARCHIVE OR PORN SHIT

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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stepSMUT for some in House Hand Selected Porn!

CrazyShit for some of the Best Compilations of Crazy Shit!

Entensity for a Good Mix of Memes and BOOBS

ORSM is AWESOME – With Boobs and Random Insanity

EFUKT is the Legendary Site That Finds the Fucking Weirdest Porn Around….You Know It…Check It…

Alrincon is some European Bros who like Boobs and Reddit Amateur Babes

Booobie Blog for the Boobies….

BootySource for the Booty

Glamour for a Simpler Time of Nude Models Shoots!

MORAZZI also for a Simpler Time fo Nude Model Shoots

ImagePost is Images Posted of Nudes

SexyAndFunny which is more Sexy than Funny

Shooshtime is a porn site I link, I don’t think he links me back, that hurts me.

MAKE ME MONEY TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON BY PAYING THESE GIRLS MONEY

If I’ve missed your site, email me and we’ll work it out, since I need your traffic….and your wife’s nudes…but mainly your traffic…I feel like no one links me back….

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2023

01

Feb

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Stella Maxwell’s the lesbian to the star. The accessible lesbian that the non lesbian girls who want to seem inclusive, diverse and woke, part of the LGBTQ community so they follow the lead of the media, marketing, these aren’t the most creative people, they do what they think they are supposed to and a Victoria’s Secret model is what dudes find hot, so that’s gotta be what lesbians like, you know core lesbians, which clearly they are channelling in their lie of being a lesbian, even though real lesbians date a lot of other lesbians who look like they went lesbian cuz no dude would want their construction boot wearing, motorcycle riding, knitting and Women in Song 2 listening ass….even though dudes will fuck anything….

So going dyke with a VS model is just basic and try hard….

Speaking of basic and try hard, here she is taking topless selfies like a whore working for attention, of a certain high concept, since it’s out of focus…ART…or someshit…

I’ll take it.

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2023

01

Feb

Stella Hudgens Titty Play of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the celebrity sister living the dream, assuming the dream is pulling out the tits for the internet fans subscribed and paying to see her milkers, them big nips, because it’s the closest they’ll get to seeing Vanessa Hudgens nip…since they are genetically the same…

That’s not to say no one would care about her titty play if she wasn’t a High School Musical adjacent..the star of the hit shows sibling, it’s to see a lot less people would care or pay to see it so she’d probably be out here doing dick fuck porn…which isn’t to say she’s not going to get there, I mean showing tit isn’t showing dick fuck but when the money is good and you’ve already shown tit, dick fuck could be around the corner. Something to be excited for if you’re a creepy celebrity sister fetishist…which anyone who knows who Stella Hudgens is!

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2023

01

Feb

Paige Spiranac Skimpy Bikini of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is either a hot chick who happens to golf or a golf chick who happens to be hot. There is a difference, I am just not sure what that difference is…I guess a hot chick using golf as an angle is more desperate than a golf chick who happens to be hot using hotness to push golf to higher levels with her giant hot tits.

Either way, she’s a Glamour Model who golfs, who does it right, who doesn’t get nude so the golf bros can have something to dream about, since once you give it all up you got nothing to sell.

She’s on the premium content kick selling non nudes, this could be from that, I didn’t cross reference the source, but she’s pretty hot in picture so I’m into it and since golf bros are a bunch of fags, she’s the best thing to happen to hold since Tiger Woods’ hooker scandal.

I like it!

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2023

01

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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My favorite thing about pussy wedgies is everything about pussy wedgies.

I am a pretty fucking simple person and the idea that I can see a pussy on a bitch I’ve never met, will never meet, who is just next to me, is fucking amazing.

Sure the pussy is squished, morphed, suffocated with the pants, so the map of her pussy isn’t as accurate as you’d want it to be if you were a CRAB trying to find your way into the womb….but it’s good enough for some stranger perving….

In this era of no gender, transgender, the focal point of tight pants, panties, shorts, should alway be a “Look at the cunt first” motherfucker….you know to make sure it’s real…to make sure it’s there….to make sure you’re not a fag checking out a dude’s pussy.

So this pussy wedgie for fashion trend has been pretty amazing for me, it’s just constant and everywhere and I wonder if girls are doing it on purpose as a silent protest….because sometimes the girl who has her pussy on display has a scarf around her face (it’s winter), a had and jacket on, yet the pussy in leggings almost intentionally on display as the only body part of hers you can see.

Is it to let you know they are real…or are they overcompensating for having been born with a dick….a trap…who knows….I’m still looking!

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2023

01

Feb

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be addicted to the gym, working out, being healthy, but I definitely thing that more people should be addicted to the gym, working out and being healthy. It’s a known fact that they’ll be less depressed, happier, more successful, living longer and fuller lives, plus in a world where everyone is turning fat as fuck, it’s a good time to be a contrarian, to not give into the easy, the lazy, the victim sloth life of cats and misery, and grab life by the balls and do some squats.

I figure, things are cyclical and the fat acceptance will eventually not be something anyone aspires to be, sure accept the fats, but the fats will stop trying to lie to us about how healthy they are or how hot they are when we know that’s simply not true….there will be more and more girls turning to fitness….

Which means it is almost time for me to transition so I can hang in their locker rooms you know to watch them shower and shit now that it is legally allowed…

You know there was a time I went to the gym, 30 years ago or so and the entire time, with each fitness outfit in an era that was not leggings and pussy everywhere, I’d think about the female lockerroom at all times….I’ve even been kicked out of them….but not anymore, society has finally caught up to my degeneracy!

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2023

01

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I may not be a weed smoker and I probably favored alcoholism over being a stoner, which was probably the wrong choice, since so many weed people are actually successful, or healthy freaks who eat green juices while sucking their own dicks after years of tantric edging and yoga class…fucking hippies….

I may not have known that the alcohol was too keep the slave class distracted and drunk, where during the course of history, the sweet nectar was sold cheap so the masses could afford it, making the producers rich and keeping the rulers ruling because everyone was drunk….

Not that that changes my relationship with booze, I always knew it was a self destructive path to nowhere, gives us something to do….but in hind sight, maybe weed was never so bad….and apparently it makes some girls horny enough to get naked on the internet…which I guess is the point….anything that fucks you up enough to make you get naked on the internet is a friend of mine, except anti-depressants, because that shit is brought to you by SATAN….but I guess it’s better if the anti-depressants gets a bitch naked rather than suicided or doing mass shootings as they tend to do….

Here are some weed girls, using weed as a prop to seduce weed heads who like keeping things natural….

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2023

01

Feb

Jordyn Jones Boring in a Tight T-Shirt of the Day

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You may not know who Jordyn Jones is, since you don’t frequent the child dance reality shows like most of her creeper fans, that she’s got a lot of…which is unsettling.

At least I hope you don’t frequent the child dance reality shows, in a “I watch it for the articles” level of hiding your weirdness….

Anyway, despite the followers she makes the money from selling the nudes or the near nudes or the barely nudes to dudes hoping for nudes because they have no taste.

Why bother waiting for mainstream money when you can just cash in on the sad, lonely, internet monsters with credit cards.

The sad thing is you can get this kind of look at pose for free at the local Walmart.

You may not know this because you are on disability and don’t leave the house, but girls wear no bra tight shirts pretty much all the time…but why take it for free from a hotter normal chick, pay the girl who was once on tv…as a dancing child…weird.

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