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2023

02

Mar

Miley Cyrus Ass of the Day

I assume people still like Miley Cyrus, probably not Hannah Montana perverts since she’s aged out and is far too aggressive, naked, run through, sexual to speak to their weird, watching kids shows for romance fetishes….

I’m of the Miley fan from her reinventing herself after Hannah Montana by posting nudes on the internet phase, when she basically emulated all the whores of the internet and brought that to the mainstream, destroying a generation by normalizing that kind of behavior that I always thought was an act, not authentic, just marketing hustle because Hollywood sucks and rips off trends….

She’s gone through waves of nudes, to non nudes, back to nudes, and I’ve been into it. She’s promoting some new iteration of her creative journey, showing off a fit body, a sculpted fit ass, and I like it because Miley’s a candy-coated, Hollywood manufactured Star baby!

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2023

02

Mar

Jenna Ortega See Through of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is the newest industry vixen that they pulled out of their cloning labs, or human trafficking facilities, I don’t know where they source this talent, I just know it gets fed to us like it’s just randomly surfaced to the top of celebrity and I know far too many whores who want to be famous, who commit their life and a lot of sin to getting famous, but never get famous…so when one does become famous, I doubt it’s a random event..THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES…

But anyway, she’s an it-girl, created by the industry, doing the GOTH thing, thanks to being in a Goth role for Goth Tim Burton, where she choreographed a dance all the lame GOTHS of the internet have recreated because they don’t have original thought and don’t realize crying for attention like a basic bitch is NOT goth at all….it’s the opposite of GOTH apathy you’d find in the 90s.

Anyway, she’s in a sheer dress, showing big panty on her small frame, I don’t see nipple, but it’s ok…since she’s been marketed as important, then she MUST be important.

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2023

02

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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It’s pretty hard to play off the asshole peek as just a little accident, or a consequence of a skimpy thong that barely covers the asshole because it’s an inefficient panty, assuming you’d probably want the asshole covered since toxic shit spills out of it, instead of a pussy that needs to be aired out….it’s like the THONG is the reverse of what it should be, cover the asshole and string the fucking pussy for the permanent frontal wedgie. Maybe I should design panties…..I’d be a hero to the industry.

Anyway, the asshole behind thong, theoretically a cheeky, oops there’s my asshole moment, RUINED by girls taking close up pics of them pulling their assholes apart while wearing the thong.

No one understands SUBTLETY or the tease, just GRAPHIC and CRUDE….but the asshole is the window to the soul in this ass obsessed parasite brain driven world….so check it out.

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2023

02

Mar

Avril Lavigne Thigh High Boots in Bed of the Day

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Avril Lavigne was apparently dumped by her handler, who was Bella Thorne’s handler before he was Avril’s handler, because for some reason, demonic ratty troll looking clowns from a horror movie are what they use to manage these celebrity chicks….

The perpetual TEENAGE MALL SHOPPER FROM THE SUBURBS who hasn’t really evolved her look is finally trying to make some noise, probably to upset or get attention from her now ex circus sideshow carni freak….because girls are fucking basic.

Especially when they are egos, surrounded by yes men, who are famous and think they are important….HOW WILL YOU DUMP ME….I AM 48 year old MENOPAUSAL, EGGLESS AVRIL…..

So they produce fuck content for attention, in fuck me boots and pantless, like WHO IS THIS creature and wear are the oversized SKATER pants….definitely weird, I wonder if she’s launching an Onlyfans…or she’s rich enough to whore out on instagram like a normie.

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2023

02

Mar

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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What’s that sound?

TITTY DROPS…

Not that dropping a tit would make a sound, unless you were a psychopath who cut off a titty, or robbed one from the Plastic Surgeons office or maybe if your version of titty was a prosthetic one made for the trans, or a sex doll, you get what I am saying….

TITTY DROPS….are a wonderful titty flashing game for the internet, a MARVEL in content creation, something I assume the SILENT FILM PIONEERS of the early 1900s expected their technology to be used for because flashing tit is really a timeless and amazing thing that never gets boring to stare at.

SO here are some TITTY DROPS.

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2023

02

Mar

Madison Reed Bodysuit of the Day

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Madison Reed is Victoria Justice’s half sister who never was. I don’t even know if Victoria Justice even matters anymore, she basically retired from my understanding at like 23 years old after being blown out by the industry, or maybe being forced to blow the industry, there are conspiracies about the teens who make it at Nickelodeon and it’s not a very pleasant storyline……but they are rich, small price to pay, there are actual street whores doing far worse for a can of soup, so even if that shit is true…who cares…

Not that this is about Victoria’s Justice, it’s JUST like you to turn a MADISON REED post into a Victoria Justice Post, like Madison Reed doesn’t have her own identity, meaning, personality, person.

The only thing I know about Madison Reed is that she was an unfortunate victim of the leaked nudes that happened a bunch of years ago that someone went to jail for….and in her leaked nudes one of the pussy pics was medical almost, with a WELT on it.

I am not saying it WAS her pussy, the internet, he lies, but what a SHIT leaked nude to have leaked even if it wasn’t her BOX….

I don’t know why someone would track a herpes sore on their BOX in photos for the iCLOUD, maybe to get that prescription from the doctor or to telll off the guy who gave it to you.

I just know, herpes or not, she’s still worth the risk…

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2023

02

Mar

Kendall Jenner Boring in Bed of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is wearing of her dad’s flamenco dresses, built with the cock hugging tuck support, now that he’s chopped off his own dick like some kind of schizo.

She’s dancing in bed drinking wine, possibly alone, but maybe with her YES men that she surrounds herself with and it’s far less hot than a masturbation video.

It’s like show us the vagina that Bruce used as a model to Become Caitlin after realizing he was born a woman in the wrong body after his maternal instinct kicked in after he shat out Kylie Jenner and realized she was alive.

ANYWAY….

Why wouldn’t she be boring? She only posts at the direction of her “team” and she doesn’t need to post anything of importance, she could do anything and the retards will like and follow, so why bother.

NONE of these high paid idiots bother trying to do ANYTHING good, other than productlines because they can become billionaires with them….it’s all VERY fucking boring.

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2023

02

Mar

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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Tanline Thursdays are a great reminder of where I’ve gone wrong in my life, because this motherfucker lives behind an ice wall, buried in snow, and the only tanlines I get to see are if I trek to a stripclub to find some trashy leathery old broad either burnt from machines or hosed down in chemicals….and really who’s into leaving the fucking house to see fucking tanlines under the black light on some gutter chicks when you have the internet to deliver the bullshit via the screen.

The point is, I wish I had a midlife crisis 20 years ago, that brought me to a place with natural tanlines on traveling sluts passing through on their “Eat Pray Love”, piss off their ex husband, fat chicks sad and lonely ready to fuck, even though I hate fat chicks, but like tanlines enough to not care, I mean I have no standards, so tanlines on anything, even a rotisserie chicken is GOOD TO GO.

Here, some tanlines!

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2023

02

Mar

Yoga Stretch and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Leg Day

Cowgirl

BIG STRETCH

Outfit Check

FLEXIBLE

Dumb Fucking Dance

Posted in:Videos

2023

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Looks like some steplinks….

Probably not life changing, but there’s gotta be a record for dude who posts the most links in the history of the internet that I should win….but no one cares, so when no one cares, there are no winners…..just winners of losing….

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