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2023

11

Apr

Fishnet Friday on a Tuesday of the Day

Fishnet Fridays on a Tuesday still count to someone who appreciates the Fishnet for it’s classic, 100s of year legacy since the first fisherman wrapped his wife up in a net because she was trying to reject his sex….unless the fishnet was named after a whore with rank pussy by the pervert who decided to wrap her in MESH….

Either way, it’s familiar, nostalgic and feels like home, especially if your mom was the kind of woman who turned tricks and walked around the house in her whore outfit….or if you found your mom’s sex video from the night she decided to try to spice up her sex life with your dad on their 20th anniversary and you watched it over and over in a pre-internet porn life…

Point of the story, granny wore them, great granny wore them, mom wore them….and you may wear them…so let’s celebrate them!

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2023

11

Apr

Booty Pushing Ice and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Lingerie on the Beach

Tight Dress

Dumb Dancing

Swimming Ass

Families who Whore Together

Underwater Ass

Dumb Dances

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The stepLINKS are back motherfuckers…

I know what you’re thinking, why would I bother wasting my time bringing these outdated bullshits back….

I was thinking the same thing, because I really didn’t want to do these stepLINKS….

My week off of the stepLINKS was an eye opening experience of how old timey I am and no wonder I keep missing the MONEY TRAINS…..

So I agree, in an AI world of social media memes, I realize how much of a waste of time they are….but I also realize how much of a waste of time this format and website is too…and I can’t go without updating IT….

So here I am doing my stepLINKS…..the same old routine for what may be another 20 years of broke degeneracy from my awkward corner of the internet….assuming I can keep paying the server…WHICH I DON’T…

So TAKE IT IN while it lasts….since NOTHING lasts forever….especially not meaningless, irrelevant commentary and links to random sites that no once bothers clicking because instagram’s got all the nudes…

Fuck progress…here are some stepLINKS…

Ashley Benson Bikinis on Vacation
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The Viral Golf Fan from the Masters
LICK HERE!!!!

Halle Berry Nude on the Balcony
LICK HERE!!!!

Kim Kardashian in a SwimSuit
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10 Best Movie Characters of the Last 25 Years
LICK HERE!!!!

LFO’s Last Member is Continuing to Tour Despite Death Curse….
LICK HERE!!!!

Madison Beer in a Tight Skimpy Outfit
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Rear Nudity from TV
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Keanu Reeves is Going to Broadway
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Bullets in Slow Motion
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Eugenie Bouchard Working Out
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Miranda Kerr Does Easter Hot
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Debbie St Pierre is a Hot Easter Bunny
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Snow Leopard Falls Off a Cliff
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Solving a Maze with Water
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NFL Girlfriend in a Bikini Looking Good
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Iggy Azalea Bikinis
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Iskra Lawrence Bikinis
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Joy Corrigan’s See Through Dress
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Rumer Willis Shows Off Baby Bump
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Titanic Survivor Talks About the Event
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Josie Canseco Rollerblades!
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Samara Weaving Reads in her Bikini
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Kylie Jenner’s Bikini Thirst Trap
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Highlights from the Stunt Show
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Jake Paul’s New Girl Jutta the Speed Skater Working Out
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Molly Sims Rocks a Bikini
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Heidi Klum is a Topless Easter Bunny
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Tori Spelling Gets Eye Ulcer
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Frustrated Bus Driver
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Rescued Baby Chimp Jumps in Rescuer’s Arms
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Suspect is Smarter Than Interrogator
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Paige VanZant’s Lime Green Bikini
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EmRata Brings Cleavage
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Kate Bosworth is Engaged to the Mac Guy
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Train Travels Across the Highway
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Olivia Culpo’s Engaged
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Sommer Ray Brings BOOTY
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Harry Potter TV Series is Happening
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Truck VS Low Bridge
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Massive Red Riding Hood Tattoo on a Back is Wild
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Workout with Kara Del Toro!
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Cats and Dogs Playing with Clucking Chicken Toy
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Camille Kostek in a Bikini to Celebrate Gronk Staying Retired
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Nude Model OSY
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Brake Checkin Driver Gets Pulled Over
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Cutting Glass Bottles into Spirals Tutorial
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Dog Wanders Onto the Soccer Field for Belly Rubs
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Chris Cheilios Lists 75 Million Dollar Home
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Joy Corrigan See Through To Tits
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Dove Cameron in a Racy Photoshoot
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Kim Garner Thong Bikini
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Ellie Goulding on the Town
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Madelyn Cline in a Photoshoot
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Gwyneth Paltrow Walks the Streets
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Ambrosio at a Party
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Britney Spears Leaves a Jet Looking Nuts
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Tallia Storm’s Underwear in Public
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Lucy Hale Ass in Leggings
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Melanie Griffith Old Tits in Jeans
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Mila Kunis in a Black Dress
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Strap On Dildo Times
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Big Handbra Tits
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Hot Blonde Strips Out of Bikini
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Baby Got Back
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Butt Plug In
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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Hot Natural Tits
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One Hitter Quitters
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Plane Handjob
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Stand Up Sex
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29 Shit Days
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Videogames on the Dildo
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Grip on the Dildo
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Does Her Ass Look Fat
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Pounded by the Fuck Machine
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Married Woman’s Anal Casting
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Floor POV Dildo Sit
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Naked Picnic
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Mental Mondays
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Sitting on the Dildo
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Pussy Playing Brunettes
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Standing Dildo
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Amateur Orgy
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Creamy on the Dildo
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Amateurs Fuck in an Alley
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Nude Titty Model Jackie Loves
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Girl Fucking the Dildo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

10

Apr

Iggy Azalea Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Iggy Azalea may be some fake ass shit, whether it’s the actual fake ass, the fake origin story, the fake ass, the fake accent, the exploitation of the HIP HOP CULTURE….CULTURAL APPROPRIATION because she’s a faker….and that’s been annoying over the years….

But she’s hopped onto OnlyFans, producing half naked content because it’s a trend, it’s a cash grab, it’s a hustle, it’s a way to generate attention and marketing buzz…..and now that she’s naked…or half naked…still fake…but far less annoying…when half naked in her content on the internet.

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Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

10

Apr

Rebecca Black Braless Big Tits of the Day

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Part of me has no choice but to hate Rebecca Black for being a pop culture event that has made the worst people quote her silly song that she released as a kid about it being FRIDAY….the TGIF anthem for the normies thanks to early YOUTUBE viral videos that made people quote silly songs, or BORAT or other dumb memes….instead of indoctrinating them into some weird genders, or weird propaganda, or weird politics, or whatever weirdness the propaganda machine is pushing on us through social media these days…..

But then I look at her tits and I am more impressed…

Part of me is also impressed by her for being part of a huge cultural event at a young age….whether it was because of her team, or her own doing, doesn’t really matter….it’s impressive that she’s a meme…

But then I am more impressed by her tits, they are huge…..and in a tight possibly sheer tank top. BIG THINGS!

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2023

10

Apr

Rita Ora Boring Beach of the Day

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Rita Ora posted up some beach pictures. She’s hardly half naked, despite it being a beach and everyone and their granny go to the beach basically half naked…all thonged up.

So Rita Ora, someone who has used her body as a marketing tool the last decade, about to hop onto some tour that is what I assume to be her last hurrah at making her popstar dreams come true since she’s an old married hag at this point….

Rita Ora, someone who has fucked all kinds of people, so many that letting a few more million see her naked wouldn’t really have any impact on anything….

Rita Ora, someone who has been in the gym trying to get her geriatric ass in shape so that she can handle touring and dancing on stage like she was still in her 20s….perfectly sculpted to be naked or near naked…..

Has decided to wear a fucking snow suit to the beach….maybe she’s scared of the sun and skin cancer, despite her olive, race ambiguous skin….

Anyway you look at it, it’s pretty tragic….she’s as young as she’s ever going to be and she’s not being exploitative, does she even know what ERA she’s in?

I guess she’s playing the “you CAN turn a HO into a HOUSEWIFE”….modest is the hottest angle and in a generation of SO MANY SLUTS, we’re WAIST DEEP in sluts, like when the apartment flooded due to a sewage back-up, only it’s sluts instead of sewage….modest is the hottest….and I’m ready to get to a MUSLIM place where ankles get me hard and not because I’ve jerked off to every other body part and scenario and ankles are all I have left, but because girls stop being whores and ankles are all they give us!

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2023

10

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Based on the amount of ladies in scrubs, who present themselves as ladies who work in scrubs, as if they are part of the medical industry, whether it’s the face filling stations they call Med Spas or the dentist, it’s medical work…..but based on the number of these professionals, who probably have special training for this shit, whether it’s nursing or admin, it doesn’t matter, they work serious real jobs…and based on the number of these ladies who post up sexualized content from their work….I have to wonder why hospitals haven’t listened to the demand and become clothing optional…

I figure if you’re paying 10k for an X-Ray, you might as welll get some titties with that bullshit…

Or if you’re getting a FAUCI OUCHIE, you might as well get a glimpse of some cunt…

It only makes sense for the evolution of man, that Medical facilities are porno stations, rather than just letting the medical workers produce that porn for the internet…BRING IT TO REAL LIFE ladies…

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

10

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Hey all you momma issue cucks who never got breast fed or who got breast fed too long or who only had female contact with your mother in your weird upbringing that made you jerk off to wanting to be breast fed by her well into your 40s…..

Here’s some breast feeding content to remind you that you’re not the only one who sexualizes breast feeding, since it’s designed for babies, but babies can’t have all the fun, it’s also perfectly fine for adults with the taste for HGH from the source….DAIRY loving mammals…ready to latch on and suck out life from the tit the way nature intended….

You are wired for this shit..it’s not your fault to turn a survival instinct into some perverted shit you jerk off to….like when you’re lost in the woods and decide to jerk off instead of building shelter…or worse…sticking the mouse you caught for food up your ass like Richard Gere instead of eating it for sustenance…..it happens….

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

10

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Here are a bunch of random MILFs of various shapes, sizes, ages and level of “sex worker”….because “sex work is real work” if you’re a whore…and it’s the only work you really do.

Which reminds me of how insane it is that so many normies, moms who have normal jobs, college educated, bored in their suburban lives are being indoctrinated into the selling nude as a revenue stream that makes them feel validated.

Everyday, a new normie gets bitten by the “sell your nudes for a dopamine hit” bug….it’s a trendy thing to do, like taking up tennis in the 90s, or whatever the activity women did in the 90s that was normalized by their peers as a trendy thing to do….only it’s producing low level porn….

You know, I worked in porn in the 90s, not really as a talent because PENIS too SMALL even for SMALL penis fetish videos….,but in a warehouse at a porn company and girls wouldn’t talk to me when I told them what I did…..friends had to drop me when their wives found out what I did….and I just worked in a fucking warehouse…now those same women, all in their 50s are shoving tentacle shaped dildos in their assholes for strangers…

It’s a weird world and it only took 30 years to make this magic happen, just imagine where we will be in another 30 years.

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Posted in:Milf

2023

10

Apr

Full Back Panties Friday on a Monday of the Day

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I am of the school of thought that all panties are panties and whether bikini bottoms are now skimpier than panties, I am still wired to want to get into the panties, and whether the panties are big, gross, saggy, dumpy, large, filled with period or feces or not, my getting into panty instinct and lack of standards takes over….

Sure, I can sit here thinking that I will only accept high end lingerie because it’s aesthetically more appealing, looks like it smells and tastes better if you were to soak said panties in a pot of hot water for some tea…..but the reality is, so long as it’s a panty it’s good enough for me.

Sure, I can say that full back panties are a little domestic, a little Mom Next Door going through menopause, a little too homely and Walmart shopping….but the reality is, so long as it’s a panty, it’s a panty….and that’s good enough for me…

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