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2023

01

Mar

Iggy Azalea Panties of the Day

As a man who likes dirty panties, even though they are gross and I’d never buy them off a whore on the internet, but rather just steal them from your mom’s laundry hamper at your birthday party, or find them after I was dumped, or even pulled out of the wash before they are too washed at the local laundromat, in a seize the day moment…..I still think Iggy Azalea’s fake ass panties are potentially pretty gross….no necessarily from the smells, the seepage, the dripping of the fake ass juices out of her pours, but because she’s been pretty fucking gross to look at all these years she’s been race baiting, or race faking, or appropriating and not getting cancelled….

Her panties remind me of the dumpster that is her DUMPSTER…but yeah, for some reason, I have a new found appreciation for the rapper now that she’s lowered herself as a content creator on onlyfans, she spins it like it’s art, or like it is high concept, all part of her marketing, but we know it’s a cash grab, cry it being for feminism, to fight the patriarchy, to be empowered, INTELLECTUALIZE it, tell us it’s a social experiment, or social commentary, make it part of a Woman’s Studies thesis, BUT we know…it’s a cash grab…

And I like whores, so high profile women pretending they aren’t whores, when I see them as whores is annoying, but high profile women being whores is like “I KNEW IT” and for that level of truth, we must CELEBRATE….by staring at the panties….

LOOKING good Iggy, if that’s even your real name.

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2023

01

Mar

Julia Fox Shameless Nipples of the Day

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Julia Fox is a little on the rugged side of things, sure she positions herself as an actor because she did have an acting role that people were excited by her tits on, which is more than most aspiring actors can say for themselves, especially the bullshit aspiring actors who are actually just party girls and scenesters who enetertain rich guys for their rent payments.

I don’t know anything about Julia Fox’s origin story, I just know she obviously knows the right people and that rent in NYC is pretty expensive and she does have the tits.

Sure they are mom tits now, but they are tits just the same and those tits are being shown on the street in ways most mom’s don’t show their tits, but probably should in efforts to make the streets more fun, but I guess they aren’t trying to get scene by the paparazzi to build their fame, you know, cuz they are busy being moms…

I’m not against the weaponization of tits to make me believe someone is more important than they are, or to be used for personal gain, and to receive better treatment…I don’t think tits have feelings or mind being exploited like children in the rare earth mines losing their hands to help you get your CELPHONES and e-vehicles….if anything, they probably appreciate some damn recognition, some shine, some credit, like an assistant who never gets that PRODUCER credit, it’s a “looks like we made it, look how far we’ve come now baby” moment in titty…

Now whether the tits deserve the fame, the attention, the role of Kanye Insider for the media or not is always up for debate, but they got the fame so they deserve it, that’s how that works….

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2023

01

Mar

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It took me some time to realize that if a pussy’s got lips, it’s operating at its best when it’s stuffing it’s fucking mouth with PANTY, at least when it’s not stuffing itself with your cock, which let’s face it doesn’t happen, because your cock’s not impressive to stuff anything, finger food at a funeral maybe, but not a big or fulfilling meal….MORE importantly, girls don’t like you…

Which is the beauty of the pussy wedgie, because the pussy getting stuffed by the shorts or pants, in public or on the internet lets you see the pussy that you’d otherwise never see….

It’s subtle flashing pussy to strangers without officially flashing pussy to strangers, so that it’s not whorish or as disgusting as a pussy flash can be, depending on how many kids they have…despite loving and appreciate all pussies and their individuality, a lot of dudes find pussy gross to look at…which always amazed me and made me think “they must be gay”…..and they probably are…but don’t realize it….like the dudes who don’t eat pussy because they find it gross…I mean the grosser the pussy the more I want to eat it for the flavor profile and to build up my immunity using their bacteria flora….

Point of the story….MORE CAMELTOES….

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2023

01

Mar

Leni Klum Fishnets of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s ridiculous looking eugenics baby, who doesn’t make any sense to me in terms of body, but some kind of science was clearly involved in the making of this creature.

Her boobs are huge, her frame is tiny, it is the kind of girl girl body you’d imagine all girls should have, only to realize next to none of them have.

I am not trying to overhype some celebrity rich kid who already had an ego, is coddled, has won at life and it’s not in my character to worship anything that comes my way, unless it’s some gutter prostitute that is down on her luck, since I support the underdog and her quest to take loads on her face to survive….but HAVE YA SEEN THEN TITS on this one….

Couple the tits with the rich kid, in a creepy industry of perverts that her mom thinks are normal becasue she’s one of them, and you’ve got yourself a weird situatuion….BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE TITS on this one….

Outrageous. Definitely worth being passed around the industry like we’ll assume her mom was in her rise to the top….form Nazi experiment to HOSTESS with the MOSTESS….there’s got to be a conspiracy around the making of these tits.

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2023

01

Mar

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I offset the FAT CHICKS I POST with the fitness chicks…

I am a man of extremes….fat fucks are bad, therefore jacked up fit bitches are good….ONE or the OTHER no room for middle of the road pussy.

Obviously, fit chicks, whether with their too big, too jacked, too muscular, ALMOST gay to fuck, is that they are able to fuck for hours, for days if needed and have the hormonal imbalance to BRING IT….

Plus it’s the apocalypse, or could be, so getting behind a fit chick could save your life as you send her out to do the heavy lifting in survival while you chill, the way NATURE probably didn’t intend it with their “women and children” propaganda, but thanks to the emasculating of men, position men as GIRL BOSS, GASLIGHT, MAN HATERS….we’re conditioned to sit on the couch in the bunker and letting them SHINE….show us how useless MEN are while I don’t face the ZOMBIES or RADIATION…like the man-child I am.

Right.

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2023

01

Mar

Halsey Nipples of the Day

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Halsey has resurfaced from whatever hole she lives in…probably a pretty luxurious hole, unlike her vaginal hole, which has birthed at least one child in the last few years, but luxurious in that she’s a rich and famous celebrity all thanks to a lie….

I mean, sure she’s got the hit songs, the fans, the influence, the celebrity…but she pretended to be homeless, a rape survivor or near rape victim, a victim of racism because she’s half black and hotels don’t have black shampoo, you know probably pushing mental health issues…VICTIMS everywhere…and I hate that…

What I don’t hate is that she bought herself some bolt ons and shows of them bolt ons, whether for fashion or attention, it’s the thing to do when you need to maintain that celebrity and relevance…isn’t it…

Here she is in other shit where nips may or may not be visible as it’s the thing to do to maintain celebrity and relevance and thank god for that.

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2023

01

Mar

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I may have a no fat chicks allowed policy, but that’s considered a hate crime in Canada and I am not willing to go to jail for my hated of fat chicks….especially since I know, despite their false confidence, loudness, they hate being fat too.

We are in this together….I hate normalizing fat, fat girls hate being fat but pretend to like being fat as part of a lie they push….and together we push LIES as truth, to appease the internet.

We’re suck cucks to the propaganda, and I guess some dudes out there are cucks to the fat chick, since that’s all they get laid by and getting laid is more fun than fat is disgusting to some people….

Here are some LOOKING GOOD SWEETHEARTS for the CHUBBY CHASERS!

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2023

01

Mar

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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In an overmedicated, anti-psychotic, anti-anxiety, anti-depressant world, where you have to assume that all these people don’t actually have any mental illness and it’s all fucking fake and made up in their heads or pushed on them by their doctors who get paid off….

WEED is the least of anyones concerns…

Not that WEED is anyone’s concern, but it is still illegal in most parts, despite these activists being bold, daring, risking arrest and years behind bars for engaging in criminal activities being so liberal with the WEED.

I mean I don’t really hear WEED get any negative press at all, it’s just good “fights cancer”, “Fights ailments”, “Fights Anxiety”, “Fights Depression” and it can be grown in your fucking basement in an old fucking shoe because it’s just that hearty of a plant….

I’m not a weed ambassador, but it’s better for the minds of all these chemical filled retards pollution our lives with their whining, so I endorse the weed girls out there….and not just because some of them get naked, but that helps….

When they get naked, it’s easy to lure me into want to fight their fights with them….together we can make anything happen or some shit.

Yes, even the dumpy ones who look like they smoke weed for the munchies….EVEN them….doing important work out here to bring awareness to the cause….of NATURE of LAB MANUFACTURED…always choose nature…

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2023

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Make getting drunk, partying, fucking, all that good stuff fun again…

All these people on social media are so fucking miserable, yet they are all medicated on prescription pills, into getting high and partying, in a generation of everyone being down to fuck porn style, yet they still whine, complain, cry about nonsense like pronouns, vaccines, politics, inclusivity, racism, Dilbert comics, Ohio, Russia, Ukraine, China, TikTok….

Like get it together people, it’s a fucking party, we’re all going to die, get out there and actually stop giving a fuck or being so serious.

It’s a fucking waste of a generation, all these whiners…throw in the towel, no one cares, now dance.

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Sydney Sweeney is All Legs in New Selfie
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SI Swim Rookie Katie Austin Does Fitness
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Caroline Vreeland Strips Down for Fashion
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Olivia Jade is Braless
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Dixie D’Amelio See Through at Fashion Week
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Life struggles so true they hurt
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Natasha Henstridge Nip Slip
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Gigi Hadid Showing Leg
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Ashley Benson Vacations!
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Busty Sports Presenter has Weird Fans
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IG Model Debbie St Pierre Kills it on TikTok
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Courtney Cox has Friends Reunion at Walk of Fame
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How they Make Chains
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Man Squirts Water and Milk Out of His Eye
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Rottweiler Attacks
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Instagram Model Spotted in Skimpy Bikini in Miami
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Rachel Bush Hypes up her Man
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John Hamm is Engaged
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Conversation Between Two Street Race Suspects in the Back of the Cop Car
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POV of a 20 Meter Dive
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Weird Crime Involving a Virtual Girlfriend
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Candice Swanepoel Bikinis in the Rainforest
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Hoda from GMA posts Cryptic Message
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Intense Battlebot Fight
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Sabrina Carpenter Covers Harry Style and Looks Good in Pink
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High School Basketball Brawl
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Nude Model Imogen in a Rock and Roll Themed Shoot
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Goalie Scores a Goal
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How Milliseconds are Measured Mechanically
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Old Folks Recreate Rihanna’s Half Time Show
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Eagle Steals Fish from Fisherman
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Slow Motion of the 2012 Olympics Triple Jump
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World Cup Hottie Goes for a Jet Ski
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Hailey Beiber in a Bikini in Tulum
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Creepy Riley Keough Celebrates Mom’s Death at Live With Regis and Kelly
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Suki Waterhouise Still Trying with No Pants On
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Suki Waterhouse in a Dress and Gogo Boots
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Sarah Hyland in Sweat Pants
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Elizabeth Debicki in a Red Dress with a Trophy
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Dove Cameron in a Blazer no Shirt
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Kathryn Newton Big Hair
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Everything at the SAG Awards Whores
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Gigi Hadid Leg in NYC and a Tight Shirt
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Nudes from the Movies!
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Pussy at the Table
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She Shows the BIG tits
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Ass and Gas
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Taco Tuesday
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Hot Amateur Girl
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Roadside Attraction
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Lighting the Farts – Dragon Lady
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Gymnast Turned Whore
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Domestic Disputes
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Weird Girl in Bra Begging her Man
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Legs Up for the Big Toy
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Shaking the Booty
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19 Shit Days
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Londyn Chanel Nude Model
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Drippy
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Doggy Style Time
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Bra Swap
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Fingers Only
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Legendary Mega Pole Dance Drop
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Bed Post Fucker
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Naked Models Posing Together
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Gripping the Dildo
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Car Fuck
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Fucking Controllers
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Cheer Captain Fuck
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She’s a Dildo Rider
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Redhead Amateur in Weird Leg Warmers
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POV Dildo Ride
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2023

28

Feb

Helena Christensen Mirror Selfie of the Day

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54 year old Helena Christensen, who you old timers jerked off to when she was in Victoria’s Secret in the 90s, but she’s probably more known for being the hot chick in the Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game” video, since that was a huge hit back when people used to jerk off to music videos thanks to porn being hard to come by and not really having that Victoria’s Secret catalog always on hand since people used to steal them.

Miss Universe Denmark 1955, the mother of Norman Reedus’ baby Mingus, the ex of Michal Hutchence of INXS who hung himself jerking off, so he probably used to make her do weird sex acts…is not immune to slutty selfies, as she takes this slutty selfie…and uploads them to the internet for all to see that old lady, menopausal, pussy mount gently hugged by her shorts….

Not every 54 year old can pull this off, thank god they don’t try.

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