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2023

Jul

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I may be of the school of thought that the best thing to wear to the beach is nothing, but that typically offends the moms on the beach and potentially gets you arrested, depending on what oppressive beach that turns their back on the true human experience of ridding yourself of the social constructs of man, like clothing…

I also don’t really believe that me naked on the beach does anyone any favors, not even myself, unless I’m sunning my asshole, in hopes of getting rid of the anal cancer by burning it off…

I do believe that girls should be naked all the time, beaches included, and I guess the swimsuit is as close as we get to that, so that’s what makes them so exciting and why they fuel the internet and social media.

We need these bikini pics for our survival….she here you go.

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2023

Jul

Samara Weaving Posts her Thonged Ass of the Day

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Samara Weaving is some hotter than Margot Robbie, because Margot Robbie is an overrated, man-jaw, who looks like she’s in her mid to late 40s, but for whatever reason, the general public decided she was hot, thanks to being naked in Wolf of Wall Street and she has since been able to steal jobs from actual hot American chicks, because the industry decided the Australian immigrant was the answer.

It’s a conspiracy….

They say that Samara Weaving is from the same cloning centre in Australia, which would explain why Hollywood uses so many Australian talent that is hardly talented in their movies, since there can’t be an other logical reason why Australians are so into acting, besides being raised in a cloning facility for this shit….

Samara Weaving is not in the Barbie movie that is being packaged as cinematic masterpiece, that is culturally relevant and some take on the society we are living in, even though I am sure it’s totally out of out touch nonsense since it is according to Hollywood and their DEEP marketing budgets to brain wash the average retard into buying into their lies….because they need hits and retards are the foundation of those hits….

This whole Misogyny, Feminism, nonsense seems like only the worst middle-aged white woman with cats will fall for it…the rest of the idiots seeing the movie, just like Barbie…

Anyway, this isn’t about Barbie, it’s about Australian asses that we’re happy aren’t Margot Robbie, cuz that bitch is trash…this one is less trash, probably trashy, but less trash than hat other Australian Dingo.

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2023

Jul

Random Chick Demonstrates Her Crop Top’s Zipper of the Day

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The world may be collapsing, your life may be collapsing, inflation and cost of living may be destroying your soul, your debts getting higher, the cost of debt getting higher, the news with their fear mongering, the Global Warming lie, the 15 minute city scam, the Agenda 2030 you will own nothing and be happy…racism, white men sucking, everything is gay, or trans, they are coming for your kids, you’re being replaced, elections were rigged, Chefs were drowned, VACCINES kill and cause Autism, pandemics traumatized….

But I like to take a positive approach because who gives a fuck, it’s great to be alive and to experience this insanity, since nothing really matters, might as well cruise through it…

Which is why I like to focus on important content like this random slut from the internet demonstrating her two-way zipper on her crop top shirt, zipper goes up….zipper goes down….

You know, the IMPORTANT things in life…

Posted in:Videos

2023

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw one of the most blatant and disgusting displays of entitlement today…

I know we live in a world of spoiled and entitled babies, where grown up are basically children, who throw tantrums when they don’t get what they feel they deserve….

It’s the whole “participation prize” generation of lazy fucks who don’t work but want to be the next Kardashian….

Well, in this blatant and disgusting display of entitlement, a woman, probably mid-20s, with her big fat tits in a tank top, sitting on a cardboard box with a sign that read “looking for food, gifts, donations, weed or booze”….or something like that….

I’m like “bitch, you got those tits, use them”….to think a fake homeless hottie who wasn’t pulling off a viral stunt, but who has figured out an easy way to make money sitting on the street, doing basically nothing, isn’t using those tits, flashing those tits, “5 bucks to play with my tits”….or even better, actually whoring….is a fucking FLAW in our society, a glitch in the matrix, a system failure….and I’m pretty fucking mad about it.

I mean, I don’t actually care, I have no real emotions, but in theory, I am mad about it…a desperate whore not whoring is a disgrace.

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Selena Gomez Turns 31 in Pink
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Em Rata in her Bikini Top
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Drake is a Furry
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Em Rata Walks the Dog in a Tight Top
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Salma Hayek Goes for a Swim in a One Piece Suit
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Olivia Culpo is Hot in NYC
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Selena Gomez ina Cleavage Filled Photoshoot
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Coins with Booby Traps in Them
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Dogs Messing with Horses
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Lisa Rinna’s Nude Selfie
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Bella Thorne in a White Top
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Gracie Hunt Does a Workout Video
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Lori Harvey in a Sheer Shirt
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Cat Reaction to Cake that Looks Identical To It
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People Facing Instant Karma
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Bridge Worker Falls 150 Feet and Survives
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Wrestling Diva Jade Cargill in a See Through Top
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Savannah Demers in a Bikini
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Dua Lipa Ice Creams in Italy
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Flight Attendant Thinks in he is a Comedian
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Trains vs Snow
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Iskra Lawrence in Lingerie
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Eugenie Bouchard has a Barbie Night
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Baby Sea Turtle Tastes Ocean for the First Time
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Car Has an Accident at the Quick Car Wash
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5 Structural Fails
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Detroit Tigers Play of the Day
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Don’t Drift Your Car Like This Guy
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Lithium Battery Fires
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Disturbing Gymnast Gag
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James Harden is the Hamburglar
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Gecko Sheds its Skin
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Cool Vintage Shop Cars
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Trae Young Gets Married
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Feeding a Forested Aquarium a Carrot
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Maddy Petsch Nipple FLash at an Event
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Nina Agdal Paul in Another Bikini
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Eva Longoria’s Fat Burrito Eating Ass in a Thong Suit Despite being 100 Years Old
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Sienna Miller Bikini on a Boat
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Kim Garner Hot Ass in Bikini
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Rachel Pizzolato Big tits
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Rita Ora Leaves an Event
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Lea Seydoux and Dita Von Teese at Dinner
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Lucy Hale Nipples ina Shirt
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Taylor Swift is an AI in Concert
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Sally Pressman at an Event
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Kate Beckinsale Getting her Face Done
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Suki Waterhouse Being Dramatic
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Vanessa Hudgens in Shorts
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9 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Tits in Nature
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Human Fleshlight
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Baby Got Back
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Lindsay Lee Flashing
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Hot Asian Takes Load
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What’s Up With Japan
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Jadenasty Nasty Dildo Ride
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31 People Having a shit Day
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Violet’s a Slut
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2023

Jul

Madelaine Petsch Nipples at an Event of the Day

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Madelaine Petsch is one of the obnoxious theater kids who went viral for being cast in the Archie Comics spinoff series Riverdale that they pretended was a huge show, but I think they were all lying to us.

In being a huge show, even though it was stupid as shit, she managed to go viral and matter, in part thanks to being the hottest thing the show had to offer and not because she’s a rich South African immigrant with rich parents who made it in America, but because of her tits…

She’s now trying to keep her relevance by going to fashion events, being fashion forward, which means flashing titty….because tit is fashion gangsters, or at least it is when you want to get noticed, because you’re pulling your tits out and we like tits…

It’s all barely exciting, but it happened, her tits aren’t as great as you’d expect thanks to the lies of her padded bras, but despite being a ginger, the nipple isn’t invisible, so that’s probably a good thing, and important thing…..

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2023

Jul

Leni Klum Big Fish of the Day

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In tragic news, Leni Klum didn’t read Heidi Klum’s instructional note that she texted her way when Leni was out fishing, which for those of you who don’t know, is a huge content opportunity because these Youtube Fishing whores of Onlyfans make millions off their millions of followers, since fishing is fucking huge….

So Heidi, the stage mother who NEEDS Leni to be jerked off to, so that Heidi can benefit from the peripheral of that jerk off, by being the proud mom, and arguably the hot mom of the body being jerked off to.

So you know that Heidi’s ensuring Leni’s amazing body is being captured and exploited in the best strategic way possible, because of her expertise in her top level whoring for decades. Heidi is a master…

So when she wrote to Leni, probably in German, but maybe in broken english “Be sure to show them your clam” or maybe “your pink tuna” she didn’t mean the actual fish….and more importantly, she didn’t mean to make a bikini top out of the fish, maybe balance on or under those heavy hitters, but to block out the tits like they aren’t there and don’t deserve to be seen, like they aren’t the stars of the Leni Klum and by association the Heidi Klum show….is fucking TRAGIC…

You can still look at her pussy through her bathing suit bottoms, but is Leni still Leni when the tits are hidden….definitely not…

Still lots of Leni Tit for us to experience in the years of exploitation to come, we’ll just look past this blunder and move on, while waiting for her attempt to redeem herself with the next one…

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2023

Jul

Joey King Titty Shake of the Day

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Joey King is a child star, who I guess was nominated for a Golden Globe and lost in that story about the retard turned retard by her overbearing mother that she killed off, which was a series I watched and though Joey King was good in it, just hard to jerk off to in it…

Since then, I’ve learned about her having some tits, which makes anyone more appealing, even if I’m into tiny tits, and I guess she realizes for the sake of content her tits must be celebrated.

We can thank JustJared, who I think is her stylist, which means he’s dressing her since celebrity blogging is for homos, despite him being a homo and still having a celebrity blog….so we can thank him for his efforts in teaching her the blog world needs customized titty grabs and jiggles to keep the celebrity’s public appeal at it’s highest. PR baby, this is how it’s done….

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2023

Jul

Iggy Azalea Topless of the day

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Iggy Azalea has a lyric on her hit song that goes “First thing’s first I’m the real-est”….

Not a realist, who just takes a jaded view on life and says “everything sucks, I’m just being realistic”…

Not a realtor, who is out there selling buildings in LA after her move there from her native Australia….but the “real est”, meaning she’s just so authentic, so true, so real….that nothing about her, not her hair, tits or ass or stomach are fake…

Her origin story of being an underage stripper in Miami who flew to America like a runaway to strip in Miami….which isn’t how immigration works….but for the sake of Iggy it’s real bro…

Even her name, IGGY, that’s not REAL, but she’s the REAL-EST bro….

Her money, that’s real, her hype, also real, the fact that she’s decided her creative vision in artistry to prove she’s the real-est, or to get a cash grab out of the suckers, also pretty real, as she takes fun selfies in her underwear with her tits out, the most REAL shit she’s done to date in her scam that is her “CELEBRITY”…

I’m into it, finally realizing her appeal as a click-bait scam!

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2023

Jul

Milf Monday of the Day

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Not all MILFs are mothers I would want to fuck, because some look like an overbred dog you get at the rescue saved from the puppy mill in need of a vaginal reconstruction, with all their poor dog nipples engorged from the abuse they’ve been put through….

It’s just a fact that some women who call themselves MILFS because they are Moms whorare willing to be fucked, or who want to be fucked, or who even get fucked by the chubby chasers with no standards on the dating apps, or the BULLs their CUCK husbands who don’t want to fuck them invite into the bedroom as some form of “maybe seeing her big big mom pussy railed by big cock will make me love her again”…..but they aren’t mother’s I’d like to fuck…..

You know gross, sloppy, haven’t lost the baby weight, are exhausted, are shit mothers, are just not very hot….but because they get naked on the internet and need an excuse for the way they look, they brand themselves MILFs, when there are actual hot mothers who try out there who are actual MILFs….so basically, MILFs are a sliding scale of porn category to moms who are worthy of a fuck and here’s a mix of them…

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2023

Jul

Jamie Chung Bikini Top of the Day

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Jamie Chung is some older instagram model and actress who I don’t give a fuck about but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an Asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, at least since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..by RACISTS…..

Yes, you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world……but who has time for that….

Then there’s the whole sex tourism shit where there is plenty of Asian ready to let you try to curl their straight pubic hair with your teeth for very cheap, not all of them are ladyboys….

Or you can just stare at the rich and fancy ones, like Jamie Chung, who wouldn’t be caught dead fucking you cuz you’re not high profile or designer purse enough for their riches, you see there’s a sliding scale to Asian pussy, like all pussy, and I guess this one is top tier and fancy, not the street meat we’d be accustomed to tasting.

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