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2023

22

Jun

Candice Swanepoel Topless of the Day

Candice Swanpeole may be old as shit at this point in time, you can tell by her leathery neck, which as most women know is the first thing to go when they slowly rot….but lucky for Candice, her strong South African colonialist genetics make her hardy to the elements, you know, no dying of scurvy or getting eaten by wild HIV VIRUSES or LIONS up in here, her people are too smart for that, if anything, they set up a farm and “employed” the local to work it so that she could parade around the world like some kind of high paid hooker in panties for a mall brand…..BIG UNDERWEAR we call it, which isn’t quite the same ring as BIG TECH, because, well, no one wants big UNDERWEAR….except maybe my wife, so that it doesn’t cut off her obese leg circulation….

Point of the story, Swinepole’s still looking hot enough for me, her little model tits almost exposed, because you’re never too old for high class, high paid whoring, so long as someone’s willing to pay that day rate…

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2023

22

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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It’s summer and in support of today’s bathing suit post that was supposed to be posted Tuesday but that no one realized wasn’t posted on Tuesday, since we’re just not that relevant or important around here and no one is watching my every move, except maybe the FEDS with all my anti-vaxxer content I posted throughout COVID, which has mysteriously disappeared as a concept despite nothing changing, and has been replaced with billionaire perverts in a Submarine heading to check out the Titanic, only to suffocate to death with other rich idiots doing rich idiot things like paying 250k a head to head to death….FAKE AND GAY NEWS….

What isn’t fake and gay is TANLINES, I mean sure they can be fake, there’s probably a filter for that, but it’s not gay…unless some of these tanlines are rocking tranny cock….

The point of the post, NATURE’S HIGHLIGHTER letting you know where the CLOTHING was when they were outside, so that your retard brain understands that you are seeing something that people didn’t see when these women were out there on the outside….EXCITING…fuck yes.

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2023

22

Jun

Jordana Brewster Bikini Tit of the Day

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In the most important celebrity news you will see today, yes this is a celebrity and entertainment hub, where real celebrity journalism happens and where you, the reader come to learn the latest events, movie premiere and releases, celebrity tabloid gossip and news, or at least where a few weirdos who don’t understand social media cum to celebrity tit being posted to social media and thus reposted here…..but yeah, in the most important celeb news, cuz you didn’t know she was even a celeb, Jordana Brewster posted her tit hanging out of a bikini on social media the other day, like a thirst trapping whore selling or trying to sell ONLYFANS content, while being a rich Panamanian kid turned actor who would only sell on ONLYFANS as part of her masturbation material, getting off to her character actror research of a old as shit woman turned internet whore…

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2023

22

Jun

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday on a Thursday of the Day

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I just saw some old fat lady walking around the city streets in a bikini top…her gut sticking out, her sloppy tits hanging out of them in the least attractive possible way and I thought to myself “I fucking love summer, BIKINI SEASON”…..because even when bikinis are gross, they are life changing….or at least something to look at and sometimes that’s all we need.

Here’s some swimsuit girls I was supposed to post on Tuesday…

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2023

22

Jun

Skinny Body Titty Model Kelly Gale Gets Out of the Lake of the Day

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Kelly Gale is the Swedish, Indian (dot not feather), Australian model who I guess was with Victoria’s Secret when they used hot chicks with hot bodies, with skinny long and lean frames and a set of big bikini model tits, that may or may not be authentic, but who the fuck cares, we interact with them through a screen and if the Sri Lankan who owns the depanneur by my house’s tits have anything to say about it, South Asians are naturally BUSTY as fuck…

The point of the story is while VS has gone the fat, woke, gross route to divert attention from bein involved with HUMAN TRAFFICKERS, Kelly Gale still produces her own bikini content on her iphone and doesn’t need those fucks, she just needs them hot tits in bikini on her lean body.

I’m into it and would like to EAT her CURRY MEATBALL ON THE BAR-B…..because I like THOT content on INSTAGRAM by people who have had some critical success before turning to self producing their shameless shit..HOT…..

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2023

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the longest day of the year, so annoying white women, who may or my not identify as theys, who may or may not be lesbians, cat owners, on the hook-up apps, whining about toxic men, while celebrating their WITCH coven, which seem to love the summer equinox for some of their spells….white women who think they are witches, and there are a lot of them, are fucking weird…

It also means that you have more daylight to stare at hot tits tanning, or walking around braless in the park, which means you have more time to jerk off in the park, instead of on your screen, like some kind of weirdo….

Because if I’ve learned anything these 20 years of internet-ing, real life experiences, from staring at tits, to staring at ass, to staring at pussy being eaten by tight pants, is far more thrilling than staring at a fucking screen….

SO GET OUT THERE, while it’s still light out, maybe you’ll stumble upon some THEYS, obese, walking with canes because they are all disabled, buying supplies at Walmart for their SUMMER SOLSTICE potions they are crafting, that may need a MAN to sacrifice or at least suck off….you never know if you don’t put yourself out there and TRY…now do you?

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Madison Pettis Yellow Bikini
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Jennifer Lawrence Full Frontal
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Was Patrick Mahomes Hit by a Car
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Joy Corrigan Leggy
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Jennifer Lawrence at an Event in a White Dress
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20 Behind the Scenes Pics of Movies
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Kevin Costner’s Wife Wants 250k per Month in Child Support
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Doja Cat’s New Boobs
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Kylie Jenner Orange Bikini
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Maria Gomes is the Hot F1 Mother In Law
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Tom Brady Question Parenting Decisions
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Kelly Osbourne Tears into Meghan and Harry
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Madison Pettis Bikini on a Boat
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Rihanna Posing with her Bump
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Zendaya’s Tennis Themed Threesome
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Debbie St Pierre Hot Ass Shot
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Hailey Biber Smokes
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Rookie WAG Gia Duddy has a Sister Named Bella
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Sex on the Bridge
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Georgina Amoros topless in In Love All Over Again (2023)
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Val Laforge is the Bikini Skater Girl!
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Nelly Furtado is Slutty in a Magazine
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Kim Kardashian Whore
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Kendall Jenner Photoshoot
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2023

21

Jun

Britney Spears Boat Underboob of the Day

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It’s always impossible to know whether this video is of Britney Spears, her body double, an AR filter that looks like Britney Spears, or just AI….

Last I heard, the tabloids were saying she had a METH problem, to justify the crazy and to plant a seed for the impending overdose….even though the real Britney Spears is probably long dead, or institutionalized….

I’ll pretend that in her freedom, she’s doing some BITCHES on boat content that looks like it was shot in 2005 smart phone, humping the table in her bikini as bitches on boats do….even though she’s a TOP popstar and her content should just be better….MUST BE THE METH….

Whether she’s free in spirit or not or not, I’m sure it’d be expensive to pay to suck them Britney Underboob TITTY…at least for you normies, she’d let me do it for free….I’m an internet blogger you know, we get PREFERENTIAL treatment from popstars who have lost their fucking minds…I just need to penetrate her INNER circle, before PENETRATING her INNER CIRCLE….if you know what I mean….UNDERCOVER PER shit…

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2023

21

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world trying to make you a fat slop, too lazy to do anything, to estrogen filled from the birth control in the water, the hormones in the food, the fat in your gut, from eating all the junk foods made of chemicals while sitting indoors staring at a screen…..

It’s nice to see some bitches who workout…..because strong bitches are what we all need to get our lazy asses through it, or at least to get our lazy asses fucked, so that we don’t have to do any of the work due to fear of a coronary….

Working out bitches are the reason all you married men should join the gym, pretending that you’re trying to get fit to your wife, pretending to the gym staff that you’re trans woman and need to use the women’s lockerroom, so that you can jerk your trans pussy off in the shower as the fit bitches change after you watched those fit bitches work out…

I got all the good ideas…

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2023

21

Jun

Nikki Bella Nip Slip of the Day

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Nikki Bella is a highly famous Bella Twin WWE star, which means she’s been jerked off to by so many of the weirdest people in the world who like the WWE that olympic sized pools can be filled up with the nerdy, stunted, WWE fan boy seed and that’s a SWIM I do not want to take.

I don’t know if she’s an Only Fans whore like the other wrestlers, boxers, MMA fighters and chicks in combat sport….along with sugar babies, prostitutes, bottle service girls, waitresses, and nurses….who are in the sport of FINANCIAL domination….but she’s giving her nipple out for free in an accidental nip slip, always a fun moment captured on social media, because tits falling out of shirts is a better fetish than WWE tranny looking wrestler chicks that remind me of CHYNA’s dick clit…RIP Motherfucker…

They can’t all be Stacy Kiebler….but yeah, accidental nip slips….awesome!

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2023

21

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t know about WEED…..it seems like something that weirdly medicated, mentally unstable, woke progressive libtards like to dabble in…and despite thinking WEED was acceptable for the longest time, since it was from nature and a solid medicinal approach to the world of over prescribed big pharma brain drugs….

I tend to think there’s a reason why governments are wanting to legalize weed and it’s probably nothing to do with money, or even with them thinking it will make the people complacent and NOT awake to their antics….but maybe to poison them through the sanctioned weed, or maybe they know something we don’t know….

Anyway, most weed smoking, weed themed, weed hustling girls aren’t all that hot for the most part, but some can be, since the aren’t all fat fucks….but the posting nudes with the weed like it’s a prop is always fun since NUDITY…but I don’t think weeds every got a girl out of her mind enough to suck my dick with vigor, so I stick to pushing METH on my dreamgirls, since eventually they’ll be down and out and need my saving…while weed’s just too safe.

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