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2023

20

Jun

Mary Shows Her New Tits has a Breakdown and Gets Banned by Instagram of the Day

There’s just something about MARY….

You have probably seen MARY, she’s a viral sensation who I think is out of Canada, who basically took performance art pretty fucking seriously, like she’s Madonna or Amanda Lepore and leveled up with the whole plastic surgery, injections, and all that other good stuff to originally go viral as the girl with the fattest pussy in the world….and eventually becoming the girl with the dumbest CLOWN tits in the world….to the girl who’s dumb clown tit exploded….and now tyhe girl who got her clown tits rebuilt….

Well, she obviously is a little unstable, a little wild, a little crazy and a victim of social media….so naturally, during a mental break, it only makes sense for her to get topless with the new tits, during some drinking bender….

She took the IG Live to her burner account, because her regular account was blocked due to nudity and she’s claiming she’s transgender and blocked by IG who are transphobic, so she’ll SUE…

Who the fuck cares what else is going down on the bender, she’s a freakish woman, an addict, over the top, a victim of her character that got her famous, who has lost her mind but her new tits are out and I find that endearing…

SAVE MARY.

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Posted in:Mary Magdalene

2023

20

Jun

Rita Ora Swimsuit Ass of the Day

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Rita Ora is the pop star who never was, but she got pretty close thanks to a high paid record deal I like to think Rihanna ended, after finding out that RITA ORA was fucking ROB KARDASHIAN at the time, and knew that she’d be a bad look for the label that she was also on, Jay-Z’s label…..which makes me think, maybe she was also human trafficked from Alabnia, not Barbados, since that gives you more control over the talent you create and market to the world and make billions of dollars with….

Anyway, she’s gone through a bunch of other dudes since ROB KARDASHIAN on her quest of navigating the pop culutre world….always brining her tits to all the events she was invited to, living off that money she got when they bought out her contract, becoming an indfluencer before marrying David Cohen, stage name TAKIKI WAHITIITIT , which isn’t cultural appropriation, he’s got ABORIGINAL roots on his dad’s side, that DAVID COHEN is silly…but understand that he can’t just be another DAVID COHEN in Hollywood, he must play marginalized person as he STEALS work for ACTUAL marginalized people because he’s DISGUSTING, and actually thinks he’s a marginalized person….FUCK THAT GUY like RITA ORA probably does since he’s rich…

In this final, now married, going for the celebrity popstar hustle one more time, she’s decided to turn to fitness, and in turning to fitness she’s digging her ass and thus showing it off for us to STARE AT IT…

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Posted in:Rita Ora

2023

20

Jun

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants have been around for a pretty long time, since the dawn of time, girls with hot asses knew that their asses need to be shown off, and together, as a collective with the female hive mind, they made these trends so that they had the option to do it in the least slutty and most normalized way. A great feat in womanhood…

Then as social media surfaced, the influencers took the tight pants seriously to show off their asses for the views and many a yoga pant / legging brand were created to address the needs of the normies following their leaders – the influencers….

Now, the influencers don’t stand a fucking chance, because the normies are jacking their tight pants up inside them like a tampon on a heavy flow day harder than the influencers, so leaving the house leads to seeing amazing ass you can jerk off to in person, discreetly so you don’t get caught, instead of to a front facing camera on your laptop like a loser…

The Normies are giving the influencers a run for their hot asses they edit on social media, by having HOT asses in person, and just yesterday I saw 6-7 hot asses eating TIGHT pants like it was a fat chick at an all you can eat buffet, or like a gay dude’s ass eats stranger AIDS dick from grinder….

SO MUCH ASS….thanks for the tight pants bro…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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Why hang out on the internet, all that fake, hands off bullshit noise….when real life is where the pussy is actually at…

It blows my mind that in an era where girls in real life dress like internet girls, I’m talking so much ass and titty in the fucking grocery store, why the fuck would you look at pics of that shit.

I went to the grocery store to by some slop for my pig wife and I saw at least 3 differing 50 year old South Asian chicks dressed in a slutty fitness outfit, their fake tits and botched botox faces angrily staring, nothing but vapidness and probably anti-depressants in their dead eyes…and I would have let any of them do Japanese style things to me…from RUB and TUG….but none of that fecal shit….but at 50 that’s saying something and there were about a dozen over hot chicks with hot internet ass in real life…

Maybe, I’m burnt out from the boring internet shit and more into real life pussy, but I feel like that’s always been the case….

But real life pussy makes being on the internet pretty depressing, even if getting rejected by the hot pussy is seemingly more depressing, but I call that LIVING….

Get it together, start living and being rejected by hot chicks is living… creeping in person is far more fun than creeping on a screen…because at least you get actual human feedback before the police are called…

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Drunk Driver Tries to Make an Escape
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

19

Jun

Sydney Sweeney’s Titties in a T-Shirt of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney, who is actually really not that hot, and definitely not a great actress, but who is a viral sensation thanks to the tits she showed off in Euphoria…

I watched that LILY ROSE DEPP and THE WEEKND IN THE IDOL trash that feels about as well written as a Playboy movie in the 90s where the girls just dance around as they get more and more naked, but with less of a vibe and harder to jack off to, because these motherfuckers are LAME as fuck…..and I thought “the dude behind this got so much credit for Euphoria and Sweeney’s tits that HBO allowed him to put together whatever the fuck he wanted, so long as it had nudity, assuming he was the voice of a generation, only to realize, the dude’s a disconnected rich kid with terrible fucking taste…

I could provide a better review, but no one gives a shit about my reaction VIDEOS, but the TOO LONG DON’T READ IS…the show fucking sucks and you can’t even jack off to LILY ROSE DEPP even though she’s naked the entire time, it’s like her nudity in this role makes her NON HOT….and that’s fucking weird.

I mean, so many of us can do nudity better…yet this LA loser gets the money, but at least he got Sydney Sweeney naked a lot, using her really, to pave the way for his future as a rich kid in the industry….not that she’s all that hot, but the tits on TV were….

Anyway, she’s in a white T-Shirt…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2023

19

Jun

Stella Hudgens Lingerie of the Day

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Here’s a little Stella Hudgens with the big tits showing the world that just because your sister is a high paid, sold to the industry at a young age, Disney-grade human with that stupid celebrity status, even in a world where celebrity doesn’t matter….she can pave her own way by leveraging the name and selling nudes off the name, it’s socially acceptable…

I mean, I doubt she’ll be cast in Disney movies like her sister, but prior to selling the nudes she wasn’t doing that anyway, so why not sexualize yourself and take as much as you can from those TOXIC MASCULINES I though this type of person typically hated….mad at being sexualized by dudes, only to build their “business being sexualized by dudes”….I don’t get it, but rowdy siblings to famous people…always hilarious…and worth looking at….

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2023

19

Jun

Milf Monday of the Day

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MILFs on the day after father’s day to remind you that the MILF that you probably want to fuck while you’re cumming up inside her is one you’d want to fuck….as you’re making her a MOM….which in turn makes you a father…so that you can end up doing the whole father’s day celebrating like an accomplished human because you’ve done what you’re meant to do…spread your line, spread your genes through as many MILFS as you can….it’s really what the species needs, more of your broke an depressing ass…

Point of the story, MILFS….important creatures who aren’t as dead from a sex appeal standpoint just because their pussies have been put through it by bringing life in the world….plus most doctors get paid more to do C-Sections, so the body may be wrecked by the pussy intact.

Here are some MILFS because dudes need them…

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Posted in:Milf

2023

19

Jun

Kaley Cuoco Sauna Tits of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco and her tits may have been responsible for John Ritter’s death on set, before that sacrifice opened her up to becoming the hot chick on the nerd show that made her over 100 million dollars, you know sometimes human sacrifices pay off, at least that’s what ancient civilizations have taught us…

Anyway, she bought some tits, she had a kid, she’s in the sauna, with those fake tits, not necessarily milked filled, but a little warm milk never killed anyone, especially before bed…assuming her milk isn’t toxic….which you really can’t do in this era….

This could be a lot more fun of a sauna if she took the lead from every dude I’ve ever accidentally ended up in a sauna with at gym or hotel or Russian spa and pull her dicks out…

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Posted in:Kaley Cuoco

2023

19

Jun

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Medical Workers are really serious professionals who take their careers and training very seriously, knowing that they have the lives and health and wellness of the people they work for in their hands, and they can’t be out there philandering about like a bunch of prostitutes selling their bodies to pay for the baby formula…

But I guess when they slip on their scrubs, they turn into scrubs, by flashing the world on the internet like a bunch of retards at the wading pool in the summer when they institution they live at let them out on a retard field trip.

I’m not against professionals becoming whores, I mean I’ve always thought they’ve been whores….they just confirm it for me which means I am always right…TITITES VALIDATE MY OPINIONS…