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2023

16

Jun

Eva Longoria Gets Rubbed Down by The President of the Day

I saw some story about how Eva Longoria was hosting a movie night at the White House, which is almost as weird of a thing to do at the White House as inviting topless trannies to dance around with the commander in chief, but these are weird modern times, and that’s just how thing work out.

I was wondering if the screening was a paid ad by the movie company, you know part their marketing initiatives, because the movie “Flamin’ Hot” about the guy who created the Flaming Hot Cheetos flavor, who it was probably stolen from as he was a low level worker, but I don’t actually care to find out what the real story is because it’s fucking Cheetos man….who fucking cares…

So the White House isn’t screening any historical movie, any WAR movie, and America is amazing, look at what we’ve done movie…but rather Eva Longoria directed Cheetos smut…it’s fucking odd…..

Then I realized, “how did Longoria get famous anyway”, I know the official story is that she was born in Texas, first generation but couldn’t that be faked, and couldn’t she actually be one of the human trafficked kids who they just allowed into Hollywood based on good dick sucking behavior? I mean the elites can’t KILL every kid they traffic, can they? Some must end up somewhere, doing some work as the mind controlled slaves they’ve been abused into being….but that’s probably all just CONSPIRACY.

Well, there’s a clip circulating of Longoria and the President from the event, which could definitely be AI from the ALT RIGHT to push some agendas they push, or it could in fact be real, where they CLEARLY seem to know each other well.

You gotta give it to the President, if Longoria is that close to you and you don’t cop a feel or do an accidental RUB down, you’re kinda missing the point…and it’s that GRAB THEM BY THE BALLS attitude that allows you to lead the FREE world into the greatness he’s led you into.

I’m Canadian, so our dude’s rubbing down Drag Queens not top stars dudes jerk off to, so America remains more masculine to us cucks….

She seems to have liked the presidential rub down, some JFk / Marilyn Monroe shit right here? Right?!

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2023

15

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t know why you would sit on a computer screen clicking stepLINKS, I mean, I guess that is why you don’t really do that shit anymore because to rot away on a screen when there’s a whole real actual world out there filled with real actual hot chicks dressed half naked seems far more fulfilling…

I still do the stepLINKS out of habit while I rot behind the computer, seeing my life pass before me, but only because I still make time to get outside and see as many slutty outfits in real life form as possible….so many tits, so much possibility….and sure there’s a few too many 8 or 9 year old boys with their parents dressed like a parody of a college aged chick in crop top and booty shorts….but there are SO MANY college aged girls in crop top and booty shorts to explain why trans boys are parodying them…and that’s what fucking counts…

Get outside…and here are some stepLINKS…

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Cam Girl of the Day
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Barbara Palvin is Engaged
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Race Car Driver Lindsey Brewer on a Boat
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Emma Roberts Bikinis with the Heels on
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Rita Ora’s Swimsuit Pokies
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20 Historical Photos that are Hard to Believe
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Khloe Kardashian Surfer Girl
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Kara Del Toro Hot at Sunset
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On Set with Cami Mendes
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ASS JIGGLE
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Cassandra Naud Naked in Influencer
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Scarlett Johansson’s in a Summer Dress at an Appearance
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Connie Constance in a Sheer bra
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Billie Eilish’ New Tattoo in a Bikini Top
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Genie Bouchard Trains on the Grass Court
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Lana Rhoades Bikini Tim
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Kara Del Toro is her Own Sugar Baby
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Marta Sango See Through at a Premiere
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Rihanna Selling Beverly Hills Home
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Red Bellied Piranha
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Throwback to Salma Hayek Skinny Dipping
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Margot Robbie for the Premiere
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Changing the Tires While Driving
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Lindsey Vonn Does Circuit Training
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Kim Kardashian’s Pink Bikini
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Irina Shayk’s Wet Summer
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Jason Bateman in 8 Ep Show Called Daddy Ball
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Expired Milk Under the Microscope
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Car Chase on I-69
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Man Kicks Bear – Gets Attacked
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Jutta Leerdam’s Training Video
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Delilah Belle Hamlin’s Sheer Outfit
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Ela Hosk in the Hall Lookin’ Hot
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Honey in Zero Gravity – Assuming Space isn’t Fake
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Gabby Epstein in Sheer Lingerie
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Off-Road Crashes
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F1 WAG Kika is Posing Pretty
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Carmella Rose Bikinis in Ibiza
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Nicki Minaj Confirms Breast Explant
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How the Body Digest Alcohol
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The Viscous Grasshopper Mouse
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Alex Melanson – College Gymnast
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Debbie St Pierre Gets Wet
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Cameron Diaz On Goop
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Golf WAG Lili Schneider for the US Open
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Get Ready with Faith Schroder
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Millie Bobbie Brown and her Dogs
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Demi Rose – Naked Booty
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Trans Actress Andreja Pejic Nude ina Movie
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Another Cam Girl of the Day
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Apple in Water for 365 Days
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Stirling Engine Model Tank
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Instant Karma on Camera
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Carissa Clay – College Gymnast
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Sami Sheen Celebrates 1 Year of Being Naked on the Internet
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World’s Largest Horn Shatters Glass
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Asleep at the Wheel Crash
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Hot Cavinder Twins in Miami
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Rare Deep Sea Octopus
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Riley Shaffer – College Gymnast
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Sara Sampaio – Cowgirl
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Fast Motorcycle Crashes
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Drivers Climbing the Batu Jomba Rise
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Gracie Hunt in a Red Dress for her Ring Gala
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Last Minute Father’s Day Gifts
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Margot Robbie at a Premiere
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Maya Hawke at a Premiere in a Retard Helmet
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Victoria Justice – Crop Top
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Olivia Ponton in a Black Dress
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Anna de Armas in a One Piece
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Em Rata on the Streets
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Jennifer Lawrence in a White Dress
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Salma Hayek in a Black Dress
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Sydney Sweeney in a White T-Shirt
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Liz Olsen in a Pant Suit
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Elsa Pataky Still Hot on the Red Carpet
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Elle Bamber in a Black Dress
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Eva Longoria in a Bra Top for Romper
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Kendall Jenner in a Short Dress and Sheer Top
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Richa Moorjani has Big Indian Tits
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Sabrina Carpenter’s Slutty Stage Show
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Zoey Deutch at a Car Event
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The Worst of Porn Hub
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Booty Girl Pulls the Panties Down
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MILF Masturbating
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Naked Outdoors
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Angie Savage Tits Out in Pink
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Short Skirt Table Topper
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23 Shit Days
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Ready for the Beach – Mirror Fuck
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2023

15

Jun

Salma Hayek is Not Giving Up of the Day

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Here’s a 3 or 4 day old picture of Salma Hayek that I think I original saw on People Magazine’s feed because People Magazine is coming to terms with people not giving a shit about celebrity gossip, and the only people still around for anything celebrity are the 40+ crowd looking to jerk off to their old classic celeb favorite’s tits…

Works out nicely for Hayek, who has made a career with the tits, one that got her bought by a billionaire, allowing her to continue using her tits as if it is all she knows, because it is probably all she knows, since she still can hardly speak english despite making a career as an english speaking actress, because why bother learning complex languages when you can put on the thick accent to just let everyone know you’re only here cuz the tits….all this to say the old timer’s STILL got the tits and they are in a bikini.

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2023

15

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs, like most people in this generation of people, just don’t do the job they were hired to do, because working is for suckers and when you can get away with half ass coverage and still get paid, or in the Thongs case, still be worn daily by man women who don’t view them as torture devices, but rather a way to have some minor coverage of their dripping cunts so that they don’t stain their pants….

I was just watching a woman in the park doing yoga in tight leggings, her thong sticking out like some kind of advertisement that she isn’t too old to be in a thong, despite being too old to be in a thong and if her ass wasn’t as fat as it was, and if those pants were a little more sheer than they were, I would have been staring right into her asshole….wondering what’s the point of wearing underwear that doesn’t cover your asshole, but instead shows off the asshole, as I jerked off.

Point of the story, these girls are wearing thong and showing asshole to remind me of what could have been with YOGA lady had she planned her outfit a little better, or just done the workout in the THONG she was already advertising instead of throwing a pair of pants on, ruining the whole experience for the spectating perverts like me!

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2023

15

Jun

Kate Bosworth’s Vintage Surf Print on her Vintage Body of the Day

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I’ve always endorsed Kate Bosworth as a hot actress thanks to having that tall, blonde, skinny, model body….it was just unfortunately not what the industry was looking for, so her career’s been pretty dog shit compared to what it could have been….

I guess her most important role was a hot surfer in BLUE CRUSH, which I don’t even remember, so I guess I am a pretty shitty Kate Bosworth fan, since I don’t actually care about these people and my FAN BOY approach to them is based strictly on how hot they look when they aren’t embarrassing themselves for a lot of money playing make-belief on camera and taking that work seriously, thinking it’s important work…hilarious.

She’s old as shit now, so I guess being old and having a career that never quite broke into the A-List combined into some hating of herself so hard, unless it’s a head injury from her surf movie, either way she can’t have her wits about her because she’s married the MAC GUY JUSTIN LONG….not much more humiliating than that really….

She’s also launched a bikini line with ROXY, where she plays a surfer, after being one on TV, because why support real surfers, when you can support overpaid actors who marry losers who pretended to be a surfer in a movie that I don’t think is really all that iconic at all….kinda weird really…

I’m still looking though…pretending Justin Long doesn’t cum in her like she’s still fertile.

Posted in:Kate Bosworth

2023

15

Jun

Ashley Benson Hot Cured Lesbian Thanks to Sausage of the Day

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It’s always hilarious when lesbians get mad at you for saying that you’ll cure them of their lesbianism with your cock….

It’s like a hit on their belief that being a lesbian is a fucking choice, since they are wired to fuck dudes to make babies to keep our species alive and the whole lesbian thing goes totally against our survival as a society, maybe it’s because they are sacrificing their breeding for population control, like heroes they are, into the whole eating pussy cuz men have cooties as a gesture of saving the world, or maybe their meds, the dirty tap water and the shit they spray them with while the media shits this shit down our throats is part of it….I’m not a doctor, I don’t know….

I just know that Benson has been cured of her lesbianism thanks to Billionaire Brandon Davis of Lohan Fire Crotch fame, and his rich dude seed has been giving her the hormonal balance to turn her into the hottest she’s been in a long time…no longer a dumpy dyke with the sloppy tits hating cock…but rather a sperm filled cock lover the way she was born to be…..

Because I guess dudes who say “I’ll cure you of lesbianism with this cock” have a point, because some lesbians just need a little cock for that conversion therapy!

Posted in:Ashley Benson

2023

15

Jun

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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I think that Internet content is pretty fucking lazy, because we’re a very fucking lazy society of losers…

Whether it’s the quest for instant gratification…or not actually working towards a goal….where just showing your tits is enough to get what you need to make those dreams come true and not even in a creative way, just in the same boring way countless other mindless, medicated, half retard, tit owners do….while playing follow-the tit leader in this tit-based economy….because the easiest way to get the attention and money and where you need to go is by resorting to your tits…

I almost appreciate the Titty Drop Trend, that’s just a fraction more creative, intersting, conceptualized, and entertaining than other titty flashing…because when society is lazy and not pushing the limits, boundaries and expectations, but rather doing the bare minimum, you take the titty content you get…and this is probably some of the best self produced titty content around….

TITY DROPS…

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2023

15

Jun

Kelly Gale Has Big Tits of the Day

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Kelly Gale is a Swedish, Australian, Indian model who once worked for Victoria’s Secret, back when they were into hot chicks with big tits, before figuring out that fat trannies with the fattest cocks and the sloppiest set of tits, were a better strategy to sell panties to women of the world….in part because the evil powers that control the world made them do it, to avoid cancellation and having their funding dropped, since they want to destroy society as we know it.

You see, the VS founder’s got some dirt on him, thanks to being the original owner of a very famous plane that some people flew on over 20 times, because they really like the Virgin Islands….so they had their hands tied behind their back when they had to do their part to destroy the standard of women they perpetuated so long, that gave girls something to work towards, while giving dudes something to think about while fucking fatties…

Anyway, she’s now an aspiring actress it seems, she’s got acting managers, acting agents, on a quest to ACT and assuming they run through her like Lily Rose Depp in The Idol, just fully naked and exposed in awful sex scenes, I think we’ll be in a good place, since she’s too rich to ever do actual porn…

Anyways she posts titty content to her instagram and it’s a hot mix of mixed tit….

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2023

15

Jun

Christa B Allen See Through of the Day

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Christa B Allen is a pretty much nothing celebrity, who was such a nothing celebrity, that she turned to instagram to jump on the free the nipple trend.

I don’t think it was for some feminist agenda that is actually anti-woman and pushes back the progress women have made, since we’re all pretty equal and anyone who thinks otherwise is fat and ugly….

I think it was more like the feminist agenda of posting half naked content to pretend to feel empowered, when really just trying to those hot perky tits seen by the low level amount of fans a bitch has, in hopes of increasing the amount of fans a bitch has, since she’s got hot tits and the economy is based on tits.

In this titty content of a nothing celeb, you’ll see a dolled up hot skinny bodied nobody with her tits out because she’s classy enough to use her tits for attention anywhere she goes and in everything she does.

It’s a strategy I like since TITS.

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2023

15

Jun

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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In this screen-tan world of people having their lives sucked out of them via their computer or phone screens, just these barely human people staring at screens and allowing those screens to dictate every aspect of their life, including their vacation spots or outdoor activities, that they spend on their screens, because they are so owned by the screen sucking the life out of them…the tanline, which is nature’s highlighter, is still an exciting thing, even if the chicks with tanlines are painting that shit, in some cases, like the Kardashians, literal shit on themselves with convenient and modern chemicals, rather than just hanging outside and catching a tan like they would have done in a better ear where they didn’t live behind a fucking screen all day….

The sun may be the source of life that they are trying to DIM because they are evil, but that can’t get in the way of your HIGHLIGHTING of the GOOD PARTS…

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