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2023

15

Jun

Brittany Snow Tits in a White Dress of the Day

Who the fuck is Brit Snow and why is she looking like a Victorian Ghost who died back in the 1800s of the Plaque or Typhoid Fever or whatever people were dying of…and who is hanging out at the foot of my bed telling me to get the fuck out of her house because she’s tired of watching me try to fist my peehole…IT’s CALLED SOUNDING>…

I guess Brit Snow is looking like a Victoria’s Ghost because her career died back in the 1800s and she’s basically just 100 fucking years old….

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2023

14

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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The Kardashian Jenners may be a staple in this pop culture news feed because people are too lazy to find more interesting people, so we keep getting the same shit…so I obviously hate endorsing these demons who I feel have destroyed the fabric of the nation, even if they’re just an annoying product of the nation….WHAT CAME FIRST THE CHICKEN OR THE CUMMY PIG BITCHES…

Anyway, Kylie Jenner posted a shitty UPSKIRT where you can’t see her mom cunt, which is probably a good upskirt for a Kardashian since we don’t want to see their mom cunts….

The reason it’s a shitty upskirt, because the plane didn’t crash….

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2023

14

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit bitches…

It’s really a matter of survival, or at least a matter of looking as best you can when all odds are against you and the “MAN” wants you obese, weak, sick, medicated….

Let vanity power through and make you realize all those fat chicks on the internet pushing body positivity and getting attention are not as good as the fit bitches just being hot getting attention, even if being a fit bitch takes work…..

Don’t subscribe to the “I can be fat and no one will care, or even know, because I can photoshop myself”…because no one likes fat chicks…

Stay fit bitches..

To give the fat, lazy, given up on life loser men of the internet something hotter to jerk off to than fat chicks, because getting fit takes too much work for us, so you can just do it for us instead.

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2023

14

Jun

Kendall Jenner Nipple Attention of the Day

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Kendall Jenner and her Boy Nips have been doing the rounds as they do….she is always showing off the tits….while not doing any favors that Bruce Jenner converted to WOMAN, as a diversion from the fact that Kendall Jenner was actually converted to WOMAN pre-puberty when just a little boy, growing up amongst the monsters that are the Kardashians….who you know don’t really integrate their BOY children so well into the storyline, so MAKE ANOTHER GIRL with science like her dad….

She’s an iconic top tier fashion model from a family of billionaires who get used by high fashion to sell product to vapid idiots who think that luxury items will make them appear cooler and more important in this retarded world of internet…and they feel important being used by high fashion brands because they get paid and can pretend they are worthy and I guess consistently showing off nipple is all part of FASHION baby, style baby, GOOD TIMES baby…..

I’ll stare at her possibly MAN tits, probably girl tits, since I don’t subscribe to the fact that she’s born a dude, I just know she was born into a pile of dog shit, but that’s just because Kris Jenner’s vagina has that effect.

POINT OF THE STORY – TITTIES!

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Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2023

14

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I have a lot in common with pussy….

We are both high in estrogen, pretty much always slimy and covered in some kind of discharge, meaty but MOST importantly ALWAYS EATING PANTIES…

It’s lunch time, be like a pussy and eat some panties, or get your lunch outside where you can see women of all shapes, sizes, ethnicities, socio-economic backgrounds, races, colors, sizes, ages walking around with their pants up they cunt like they trying to show you how fat they cunt is, unless it’s a mechanism to fight the tranny tuck movement that’s threatening their species of pussy owners, because all you dudes fuck trannies cuz you gay.

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2023

14

Jun

Lottie Moss Pussy of the Day

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I can assure you that Lottie Moss does not like that I am posting these pictures right now…they are supposed to be behind a paywall and designed to look and feel like a genuine SEXT from a babe you met on TINDER who probably isn’t quite as hot or connected as Lottie Moss, but you take what you can get…..

I find the LOTTIE MOSS Nude hustle pretty interesting, not really that interesting, but worthy of someone out there doing their PhD thesis on the duelling sisters, nature vs nurture, growing up knowing your dad was responsible for cumming in a bitch and making Kate Moss, using Kate Moss in all levels of your life to justify your existence and importance in the world….FUCK THAT BULLY, my sister is Kate Moss…..FUCK THAT EX BF, my sister is Kate Moss…..FUCK THIS SHITTY SUMMER JOB, my sister is Kate Moss….FUCK THAT COLLEGE COURSE GRADE, my sister is Kate Moss….FUCK THE GUEST LIST, my sister is Kate Moss…

Her identity, in a huge was was definitely “my sister is Kate Moss”….I don’t know if they’ve ever met each other, but GENETICS MAN….

So yeah, I find it interesting that Kate Moss was top tier model, the Kendall Jenner of her time, and LOTTIE MOSS is a lower tier selling nudes for money kind of IG model, maybe making BIG money, maybe being on trend for the era, BUT definitely not nearly as iconic, high profile as Kate who is great…..more of a bottom feeder type…isn’t she…

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2023

14

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some weed girls smoking their weed on the internet like a bunch of lawless criminals, not worried about the consequences of their ruthless criminal behavior….

They are basically their own NARCs, so when the FEDS knocking down their door to discipline them for their naughty behavior, bringing the BOOK OF THE LAW down on them, all thanks to providing them with the EVIDENCE they needed, the laziest STING operation ever….all for the sake of posting content for weed bros who get off to weed girls cuz they think that means the weed girls are down with what they are down with….all chill and RASTAFARI….forgetting that these chick’s aren’t about to fuck them, let alone smoke weed with them…..but hey, in a world of jerking off to the screen, we need these weed girls to deliver the goods like the weed delivery guy of yesteryear….only with tits.

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2023

14

Jun

Emmanuelle Chriqui Side Boob of the Day

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Emmanuelle Crhiqui is the Canadian actress who said “FUCK CANADA” and that oppressive socialist state, I’m heading to the LAND OF THE FREE, to get these TITTIES paid.

I’m not sure if that’s exactly what she said when she made the move to America, but I do know that her titties get paid…..

She is probably pushing 50 years old at this point, but who isn’t….and really when the 50 year old comes with tits, so you can come to her tits, it’s better than no tits.

The brave actress has laid down on her back, to show she’s still got perk left in her tits, almost as if they are bolt-ons, but probably aren’t bolt ons, just impressive milkers that don’t fully flatten when she lays down like typical tits meaning there is a level of substantial to said tits, especially at her age…..

In a culture obsessed with tits, that’s what separates the semi-famous tits from the not famous tits…

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Posted in:Emanuelle Chriqui

2023

14

Jun

Morning Motivation…..and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Surf Babe in Bali

Bitches Love Boats

Slutty Body Reveal

Climbing Bitch

Dumb Dancer

Posted in:Videos

2023

14

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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A post for inclusivity, to shut all the fatties up like an all you can eat buffet dessert cart, in an “I am inclusive, I post a fat chick round-up of fat chicks who think they are hot all the time, every week”…..BECAUSE getting cancelled when you’re already cancelled is DOUBLE the cancelled which doesn’t cancel the cancel out, it just makes you MORE invisible and BROKE….

SO yeah, a post for inclusivity can also be an educational post as to why you should not believe big is wonderful, body positivity is actually pretty negative and all the TRUTHS we already know!

INCLUSIVITY POSTS USED AS A WARNING!!!! ENJOY!

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