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2023

19

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

It was Father’s Day in the event you weren’t out there celebrated all the nuts you’ve busted into women who have formed into humans, unlike all the nuts you’ve busted in the floor that have turned into black mold….

Stepfather’s get no appreciation on Father’s Day, I mean, I am sure some do, but you know it’s just sympathy bullshit and not actually the same bond one would have with their real dad, since the stepdad is basically a fucking strangers…

So along with all the fun racist jokes about how black people don’t celebrate Father’s Day because they don’t have dads, since racist jokes need to be made great again, because even the people of said races can probably have a good laugh at them, if they’re funny……

There were a bunch of single mom jokes, you know making Father’s Day about them, playing the role of dad and mom…..

But I was more interested in seeing big breasted girls with their mom’s on Father’s Day because it means one thing – daddy issues…..what’s your onlyfans girl? With tits like that, coupled with DADDY issues, dreams can come true…

So here’s some breast milk for the moms out there single-mom shit, some breast milk for the new week to celebrate our REBIRTH and BREAST milk for all the big titties with DADDY issues I saw yesterday with their MOMS…..there were really only two, but they were so big, it made the day a special one for just an old pervert stepdad like me.

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

16

Jun

Leni Klum Brought the Tits Out for Germany Top Model of the Day

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So, as you know Leni Klum is the latest and greatest in the celebrity rich kid fetish that I’ve had for as long as I can remember….they are always more interesting than the actual celeb while thinking they are celebs and knowing that they only exist sine their parents are celebs, it’s a weird dynamic that I am sure leads to great sex, the kind of PROVING yourself sex with NOTHING to lose sex that comes from empty weird rich people…

Anyway, this NEPO baby has released her tits on us and we haven’t looked back since, they are bigger than our head, on her small body frame and she really has a far more fuckable appeal than her monstrous mom, who looks good in pictures but who is fucking massive, like models are.

I feel like she’s got some aggressive Daddy issues, since her legal dad is probably KISSED BY A ROSE – SEAL, yet I don’t think his CUM was responsible for this one, it was more from mommy playing around while navigating that world of ELITE prostitution they call TOP MODELS….

Well, Leni was brought to GERMAN TOP MODEL, with her MOM, who I guess is responsible for the show, since this NEPO family of EUGENICS is a funny one….some can say LENI uses her mom’s name to matter as a hot chick, with tits like that, she doesn’t need much help….and I’m convinced HEIDI is using LENI to prove HEIDI’s pussy is hot and makes hot pussy when cummed in right…

Every time someone jerks off to LENI, Heidi matters a little more, so GET TO IT…Leni’s hot…

These tits are ridiculous….save some tits for the rest of us TITS…holy tits…maybe this is what…I’m not going to finish that thought….it will be taken out of context…

Posted in:Leni Klum

2023

16

Jun

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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I have been running with a concept built around the On/Off flashers that is inspired by the dystopia we’ve been living in, from Vaccine Passports, to Social Credit Scores, to the whole ELON MUSK inspired chip in your brain to merge man and machine….transhumanism, not transsexualism….

Anyway, I think it’d be a good selling feature if the brain chip allowed you to connect with the brain chip of the women you see in your day to day, assuming you’re allowed to leave your house, showing you their NUDES from earlier in the day before the got dressed….a little real time ON/OFF in the no privacy future….

Well, I was just outside and LET ME TELL YOU….at least 3 of the 10 women I saw who were worth a fuck were in sheer, white or light colored shirts, showing full fucking tit….one of the girls, probably in her early 20s, with GRANNY level sloppy big tit, in some white farmer’s daughter looking shirt….FULL nasty tit….

So maybe brain chips and on/offs are unnecessary in the near future, cuz everyone’s gonna just be walking around naked…

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

16

Jun

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I was talking to a real man hating, potentially lesbian, granola hippie type of woman the other day, who is VERY much about being an independent women, not relying on men for their existence, or any of that shit…..someone you’d expect to be fat, with blue hair and angry about bullshit rumors that women don’t get fair treatment and that white men are the problem….but this girl was going off on FEMINISTS…

She fucking hates feminists more than she hates men because the modern feminist is anti-woman, and reduces women to the stereotype of women, or some shit….

She was still feminist enough to get mad when I said “It all went wrong when we allowed women to vote”….but at the same time…her hating feminists was a good sign…THE TIDES ARE TURNING…

I’m not saying these are feminists, they’re just braless and that’s hot to me…TITS through SHIRTS without bras…BONERS!

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

16

Jun

Renee Olstead’s Big Bolt Ons In Action of the Day

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Renee Olstead is one of those girls who sells nudes on the internet and you wonder how that happened…..

It’s not like selling nudes is a terrible thing to do, I don’t care about that shit on a moral level, I get that it’s easy money.

I just find it weird that she was a celebrity, working on a TV show at some point in her life, only to hop right into the peddling of nudes….

I have to assume she was molested as a kid, or the industry made her feel like a commodity and this is the easiest way to get money out of her bolt ons, and it’s just not the natural way this normally unfolds….they sell the nudes because they aren’t able to get on TV, not after they’ve been on TV, or at least not for a LONG time after they’ve been on TV like the other GINGER Maitland Ward…but even that was weird….the whole thing weird..

Here’s some of her pics…

Posted in:Renee Olstead

2023

16

Jun

Jane Seymour Swimsuit of the Day

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I remember when Dr Quinn Medicine Woman was on my free-to-air antenna TV back in the day and not once did I think “I’d fuck Dr Quinn Medicine Woman” besides my standard “she’s got a pussy so I’d fuck Dr Quinn Medicine Woman”…which applies to ANY woman on TV, except MAYBE a handful that repulse me, from Lena Dunham to other fat chicks, for the most part, I would FUCK each and every woman ever cast in a TV show, Movie, Commercial….Game Show, Reality Show, News Broadcast, on the street interview for the local news…you get what I am saying…which is that I didn’t have any Dr Quinn Medicine Woman fantasies when watching Dr Quinn Medicine woman, I had other shit to jerk off to…

HOWEVER, 30 years later, Dr Quinn Medicine Woman’s got her tits out in a racy one piece, all strappy and slutty, like some kind of Sugar Baby on a YACHT PARTY being a YACHT GIRL, sun kissed at 100 fucking years old, in the SEATED position which is the most daring of position a bitch can pose in a bikini in and I’m like….Dr Quinn Medicine Woman should have had more nudity…because if she’s this good now, maybe I just wasn’t seeing how good she was then….but then again, it could just be AI, Fillers, FILTERS, Photoshop and LIES….

Who cares, hot granny tits…

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Posted in:Jane Seymour

2023

16

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Full Back Panties may be the kind of panties you’d jerk off to when visiting your granny’s house on summer vacation, or maybe your mom and sister also wore these kinds of comfortable underwear that had as much sex appeal as any other panty since they were panties…and luckily thanks to NOSTALGIA and remembering all those first hand experiences you had with bikini panties throughout your life, coupled with the fact that they are STILL panties and we all love panties….they are still as hot as they’ve always been…

Remember, it’s women who decided that panties had to be thongs, they’ll blame dudes for it, and maybe dudes perpetuated the propaganda, but ultimately, we’d be as into their underwear if it was a soiled diaper or treated like a soiled diaper, since we all KNOW what HOLES soil diapers and that WORKS for us…

It’s like women can collectively protest against men, being like “we’re going to get fat, hairy and shit ourselves” and men, thanks to our sex drives will ADAPT to the new obstacles presented to us….

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Posted in:Fullback Panty

2023

16

Jun

Alicia Silverstone Tits of the Day

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I don’t know why Alicia Silverstone is posing with Bob Saget, I thought he died or was murdered for being a creeper and/or vaccinated depending on what conspiracy theory you’re into….

I don’t really keep up to speed on Alicia Silverstone’s schedule or doings, since even at the TOP of her career as Clueless, I didn’t think she was hot….it had something to do with her Bells Palsy face which I guess could also be a vaccine injury, depending on what conspiracy theory you’re into.

I do remember her feeding her kid like a bird a bunch of years ago, that was weird, and I had no Idea the mom in her 40s was packing some tits, so I guess if you’re going to do a 90s revival with an iconic character from the 90s, she might as well bring those tits to the frontlines, since the rest of her is 30 fucking years older, which is never a hot tagline or descriptive text or closed caption on a bitch you MAY have jerked off to at one time, but tits have the ability to offset that, just not the power to offset her offset face to even it all out…

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Posted in:Alicia Silverstone

2023

16

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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It’s Friday, a great day to go fishing and when you don’t live near any body of water, or when women in the park don’t find it cute when you try to entrap them with a giant net because you’re a playful romantic and you know that in this high estrogen era, a little caveman masculinity of taking what you want can go a long way, at least in theory….

As it turns out those women of the internet saying “where are all the real men” don’t actually like THAT kind of REAL man….

But the good news is that some of them, not just the goths cross dressers, but everyday hot chicks, FISHNET themselves like old hookers working a brothel in the COWBOY era, so there’s that….

NETTING fetishes can exist, you just can’t take the lead on them….which works since none of us are really self starters around here, now are we?