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2023

21

Jun

Whitney Cummings Geriatric Pregnancy of the Day

In shocking news that no one cares about, Whitney Cummings, the funny lady who I would argue is not funny and I am not even one of those sexist misogynists who doesn’t think women can be funny because I’ve known a lot of funny girls, but they just aren’t keen on getting on stage to humiliate themselves for attention, they get enough attention thanks to having tits that they don’t have shit to prove….

Anyway, the comedy store cum dumpster who you know was the pussy the comedy dudes fucked while it was still a groupie, before she became a huge overrated but well paid writer, producer, TV sitcom star and creator….which I don’t really shit on, since all sitcoms are shit, it might as well be one done by a shit comic people love….no difference…

She’s been doing the whole BOOMER on social media trying to fit in thing, which has been awkward with every titty post she puts out there, and things just got more awkward because she’s pregnant with what we’ll assume is a AUTISTIC BABY, or at least one with DOWNS SYNDROME, since her poisoned womb is far too old for this kind of behavior…

She’s at the stage in her pregnancy where she looks constipated from all the anal compacting her shit up inside her and it’s zero fucking hot, but totally disturbing..

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2023

21

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The drunkenstepfather version of Jimmy Buffet’s “It’s 5 O’Clock Somewhere” is “It’s lunchtime for a pussy somewhere”….because these pussies, like a plus sized influencer trying to maintain her size to stay relevant because she’s getting somewhere with this fatness, or just a sad fat girl eating her feelings because she knows that no one will love her due to the fatness, these PUSSIES just keep on eating the shorts…

From my experience in the pussy eating short world, which goes back as long as I can remember because I remember the 80s track shorts jacked up in girls ass well as I remember the LUNCH LADY in the mom-jeans too small….and I’ve been documenting the experience ever since…..

The PUSSY EATING on the skinny chicks who likely don’t eat but their pussies sure do….definitely have crazier pussy wedgies than the fat chicks who have pussies buried in fat….because their inner thighs don’t get in the way of their still fat pussy lips….especially in this era of jacking the pants up inside themselves for style….

It’s a good time to be alive bros..

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2023

21

Jun

Dua Lipa’ Bikini Tit Grab of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Dua Lipa last night and laughed to myself….because she’s a top selling, probably one of the most famous popstars of the current era, which means she’s likely AI, but we’ll pretend she’s authentically talented, that she authentically grew her fanbase, that she didn’t have handlers holding her hand to the top, even though I highly doubt you become a top anything without eating some old guy asshole in a room full of other old guys eating asshole…on video….you know small club, you’re not part of it shit…

Anyway, the potentially human trafficked, now a mind controlled poptart who makes a lot of fucking money, produced these two pictures in some outdated hipster bathroom, wearing her bug and butterfly bikini, which is symbolism of mind control, black and white for duality, AS ABOVE SO BELOW, monarch programming, BUGS….anyway….just so you know….

The reason I find this funny, is how she’s posing all cheesy, dramatic, tugging at her bikini strap for some cleavage and vibe, and it’s all so lame, attention seeking and try hard, that you just have to jerk off to it out of sympathy….

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2023

21

Jun

Leni Klum’s Pimple Face of the Day

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Leni Klum has probably been the most interesting celebrity child paving her own way in the world with her giant fucking tits, assuming you consider paving her own way riding off her mom Heidi Klum’s back, making appearances on her mom’s TV show, or with her in lingerie campaigns to give dudes mom/daughter fetishes that they probably already had, but re-affirmed those fetishes, because not all moms are vile pigs, some are hot models like Heidi Klum.

You have to wonder if Heidi is trying to pass the torch to her girl, you know in a she’s done so much in the industry, allowing ease of entry for her girl, so that she doesn’t need to eat old man ass to make it, because momma did it first.

Or if Heidi is just using the hot tits that crawled out of her pussy to make her appear hotter for having hot tits that had crawled out of her pussy. You know, back to the mom fetish thing, if the mom poses next to the hot daughter, the mom appears hotter because your brain wants to fuck both the pussy it created and the source pussy at the same time, we are wired to be perverts….

Anyway, Leni posted some pimple face, hormonal acne, probably from her make-up and I figure at least one of you will have a pimple popping fetish, while the other one of you may have a smearing your cum on pimples as a high school remedy you used to use back when you had acne….both equally weird fetishes, but here’s somethin’ you can both fap to.

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2023

21

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I always feel like the Daily Mail is trolling me when they write titles like “Lizzo showing off her illustrious curves”….or People Magazine with their “Lizzo, looking fierce in her hottest pics yet”….because I know they don’t actually mean it, they’re just being sarcastic in a world of autists who don’t understand sarcasm so they run with it….

I’ve been very vocal about hot gross fatties are for the entire time I’ve been updating this site for no one to read….but figured a picture says 1000 words or some shit, where nothing like going through the evidence on how fatties are terrifying, especially now that they sexualize themselves because they are normalized and think they are genuinely hot due to the propaganda fo Daily Mail and Lizzo…..cuz fat aint’ good, it’s a close your eyes and jump on it like it’s bouncy castle when drunk and with limited options….or it’s a wife on disability you land because you know your rent will be covered and you don’t like doing business or being a HUSTLER….or BOSS….but it aint fucking hot…

So I stand by NO FAT CHICKS allowed, while celebrating these WONDERFUL and BEAUTIFUL and AMAZING curves that give me fucking nightmares…

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2023

20

Jun

Jennifer Lawrence Mom Tits of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence, who is an overrated Harvey Weinstein creation, that I never quite understood the hype around when she was doing 2-3 movies a year, getting nominated for Oscars on the regular, while being some awkward and average at best looking girl, who basically played the same character in all her movies, like a Margot Robbie…

Then I met a guy in a bar who claimed to be an ex Talent agent for her agency, but who randomly ended up in Canada for some festival and was talking to me, and he just said that Hollywood needs these high profile people they pretend are good so that the general public buy into it and they can command higher pay for them, which increases the movie budgets, which gets the producers a higher dollar value on their 10 percent up front fee….it’s just a racket…the talent agent may have been lying to me, or a figment of my imagination, I was drunk.

When the J.Law nude leaks happened, which landed some poor bastard in jail, all for the benefit of the pervert fan boys of the internet, not for any financial crimes that made him rich and that left him with a million dollar off shore account to come back to when he is let out of the clink…..but yeah, when those happened, I did think her tits were great, a hidden talent, and probably what HARVEY literally SAW in her, when his mutated dick was cumming inside or ontop of her…

Anyway, she’s in a NEW MOVIE, where she fucks a virgin.

SHE BROUGHT OUT THE TITS, now sloppier mom tits and she’s even WALKING with them, a general faux-pas for sloppy mom tits, and the J.Law bros will be excited. SO CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM – CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM – CLICK HERE TO SEE THEM

I don’t bother posting that kind of movie nudity, only because lawsuits and such, but I’ll post the magazine article that could also lead to lawsuits and such and just LINK YOU OUT TO THE FULL FRONTAL CLIP

You see, photographers, even those paid by the magazines are litigious CUNTs too…so why go for the TITS when I can go for the sloppy cleavage in photoshoot….and just LINK TO THE TITS

TO SEE THE WHOLE HOT PHOTOSHOOT CLICK HERE

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2023

20

Jun

Coco Arquette See Through Dress of the Day

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Coco Arquette is the 19 year old celebrity daughter being a whore on social media, because it’s not really her fault or even her decision, the social media fashion trends have lead the general population of normies, as well as those born in insular rich and famous person communities, to dressing like strippers during their slow song…

Her mom is Courtney Cox, the skeletor from friends, and her dad David Arquette, one of the more annoying clowns of the entertainment industry…both pretty accomplished so you know this one is not just ripe by also spoiled, entitled and obnoxious in her being the daughter of a celebrity couple….

I don’t know if she’s trans, suicidal, or on drugs like her dead Aunt Alexis Arquette who either revolutionized the trans movement, was a first mover in the celebrity trans movement, or was the early indoctrinating player in the trans movement, but she looks pretty much like a chick to me….

Her dress see through, her panties visible, her tits out, she’s not crawling around on all fours, but this is a good starting point….to the COCO ARQUETTE jerk off fantasies that you are going to have as her life as a rich socialite with social media develops….Somethin to look forward to I guess.

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2023

20

Jun

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny Tits are titties too…

I figure that goes without saying…..but there are a select group of perverts on the internet, some of whom could be accidentally reading this post, who really believe that it’s BIG SLOPPY TITS or nothing….and sure with the hormones in the food, the push up bras, the general obesity of the population…there are a fuck ton of giant tits out there….that’s not even factoring all the fake tits that circulate our everyday lives as the normies tranistion to instagram whores. It’s a wild time, but I’m seeing big tits ALL the fucking time and those big tits are being USED in a way that you know they want to be seen, so that they can give you a dirty look when they catch you staring and can take it to their social media STORIES to talk about toxic men being such perverts as they wish for a day they can walk around in their slutty outfits without being seen as slutty, forgetting that we’re wired this way and that I WILL NOT ALLOW men to be turned into SIMPs….it’s CAT CALLING SEASON bitches..

Anyway, I am a fan of TINY tits, there’s more to tits than their size and in a world of big tits everywhere, TINY tits are their own kind of novelty that look just like big tits, so long as they still have their nipples and haven’t been turned into ZIPPER tits by female to male trans with REGRETS heading back to WOMANHOOD cuz it’s hotter…

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2023

20

Jun

Kaia Gerber Fishnets of the Day

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Kaia Gerber, the young model who was groomed by her momma to hop into the shitty fashion and model world that made her momma a ton of money in hopes of giving momma Cindy some clout in her old age, that her pussy created some skinny model greatness, while likely starving her out and teaching her the model ways starting at birth. It was part of the strategy…

You’d probably have to be a shitty person or shitty parent to want to run your daughter through a pretty shitty industry, especially when daddy and mommy have a combined net work of like 500 million dollars, there’s absolutely no need for her to be a model, or in that whole scene, unless she’s some sort of sacrifice to level up in their Satanic social class system

Shes’ in some fetish gear, since the whorification of the modern woman is real and they need these influencers to push that whole agenda on the youth who may look up to them….and I’m ok with the whole whorification of the modern woman, since they were always whores, best if they are whores in their outfit choices, so those of us who don’t appeal to whores, get to benefits of whoredom TOO….

This outfit is from Charlotte Lawrence’s slutty birthday party

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2023

20

Jun

Elsa Hosk Pussy Print Compilation of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is one of the top models as far as I’m concerned….

She recently had a kid and her mom bod’s still fucking banging, which doesn’t make sense, but probably all part of being a higher level genetically, hence her existing in the first place, or maybe it’s just muscle memory from her years as an athlete, I don’t really know….

But I do know that her campaign to promote bikinis features a lot of close ups of her bikini covered mom pussy, in what I can assume is a “shit’s still packaged tight even after being shredded with the whole birthing thing”…..and I think that’s pretty great…

I’m not a gyno, but apparently she finger-banged her baby out of herself during her birth, because she had to OPEN her own cervix, which makes staring at her CUNT all the better…probably because it’s being held together by the bikini….but that’s the kind of mystery I can jerk off to in this world of things being FAR too graphic..

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