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2023

24

Jul

Jamie Chung Bikini Top of the Day

Jamie Chung is some older instagram model and actress who I don’t give a fuck about but she reminds me that I’ve never had sex with an Asian, even though I’ve always wanted to have sex with an Asian, at least since I was since I was a kid and told Asians had sideways vaginas…..by RACISTS…..

Yes, you can buy sex with an Asian for very cheap, if you just go to the legal rub and tugs around every city in the world……but who has time for that….

Then there’s the whole sex tourism shit where there is plenty of Asian ready to let you try to curl their straight pubic hair with your teeth for very cheap, not all of them are ladyboys….

Or you can just stare at the rich and fancy ones, like Jamie Chung, who wouldn’t be caught dead fucking you cuz you’re not high profile or designer purse enough for their riches, you see there’s a sliding scale to Asian pussy, like all pussy, and I guess this one is top tier and fancy, not the street meat we’d be accustomed to tasting.

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2023

24

Jul

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I saw some meme that I am going to take as fact, which said that nurses were the number 1 cheaters in the world.

I don’t know how they determine that stat, which is why I think it was just a meme trolling the slutty nurses out there, probably drawn up by a dude who was married to a nurse, thinking they’d have some stability in her career as she could always find work, and a great pension and benefits if she was at the right job, not expecting that she used her career as a TINDER dating app to seduce doctors into fucking them on the job, so that they could homewreck the doctor’s life and move in on them as the slutty nurse wife they breed with for a second time…..it happens.

These nurses are not making a great case that nurses are not as slutty as they appear to be on the job, when out trying to save lives and take care of people, they’re pulling their cunts out to absorb all the anti-biotic resistant bacteria the hospital has available…and I’m over here wondering what that tastes like…while also thinking “well that’s not very professional behavior” which doesn’t mean I hate it, fuck everything should be a porn set if there are women around, it’s not not very professional behavior…NAUGHTY nurses….

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2023

24

Jul

Eva Longoria Cleavage of the Day

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Eva Longoria is a pretty old bitch who for whatever reason was way overpaid, and became way too fucking famous from a shitty fucking show like the Desperate Housewives show she was on, where she played the Mexican Sugar Baby with the rich husband to offset the ugliness that was Teri Hatcher…I don’t know why I’ve always hated her, but I have.

Anyway, I always felt she was a fake Mexican, a first generation who was so disconnected to being Mexican, raised white and the minute she made it in America, she’d hire Mexicans to do her yardwork, allowing her to feel like top dog, near white Mexican, because she was rich.

I don’t know how accurate that is, but after seeing her directorial debut about the Flaming hot Cheetos janitor, it’s safe to say she’s so disconnected from the Mexican people, that her using Mexican slang throughout the series, basically reduced the Mexican characters to being as stereotypical as you’d expect a white person making a movie about Mexicans to do….BECAUSE she doesn’t actually know Mexicans bro, she’s just happens to be Mexican culturally…..

The point of the story is Mexico is amazing, Mexicans are amazing, and Eva Longoria is garbage, even with her tits out while pushing her Tequila brand because she’s a fucking APPROPRIATING CULTURE VULTURE who can get away with it like Drake, or other fake fucks that get a pass because of the CUM they were made from.

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2023

24

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I don’t know how many of the virgin losers out there realize that tits are more than just things to stare at, dream about, fantasize about. They are more than just MEMES of the internet, but rather actual things, in the actual world, that serve an actual purpose….like feeding the offspring of a woman, you know next generation of their genetics, of our species…making it a pretty powerful part trick…I mean, I am sure some of you are still breast feeding off your overbearing mother’s tits, even though they are dead, mommy issues, ya know……

LUCKILY, we’re perverts who sexualize tits so even when they do innocent, biological things, like feed babies, or produce milk, get engorged in ways we want them to feed us, because of mommy issues, ya know….we have the capacity to sexualize the tit in action, doing what it was designed to do.

Well, just this weekend, I was walking by a park bench on the side of the road, some hot young mom had a baby in arm, and I was going to say something offensive like “Pull out your tit”…or “feed me momma”…..you know, assuming her tits were milk filled, and to my surprise, the tit was ALREADY out, ALREDY feeding said baby and I just said “well, well, you beat me to it, you minx”….I doubt she heard me, but the moral of the story is bitches who lactate love pulling their tits out. It happened to me, it can happen to you, and here’s some inspo.

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2023

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world may present itself as one giant jerk off inspo, because I leave the house and see nothing but braless girls, full nipples, crop tops, bike shorts., pussy wedgies and all that other good stuff…..you know lots of things you can take home to jerk off to later…

But it’s also filled with fucking weirdness, like last night there was a topless chick with a moustache chilling in the park, despite it not even being hot out, only because she was a female to male trans, which means she was a female on testosterone who cut her tits off, and was basking in the glory of being able to walk around shirt off, despite being a fat fuck, who if she was a real dude would never be shirt off, no matter how white trash and inbred he was, all to let the world know she had the zipper tits, from removing the tits….

It was the kind of topless chick in the park you would have a hard time jerking off to, I mean it could still be done by the right weirdo, but these daily tranny sightings are a fucking thing but luckily the slutty outfits offset that shit nicely….

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2023

21

Jul

Denise Richards Pussy Shot of the Day

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I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Denise Richards, who was rumored to be a hooker passed around the industry early in her career, but who wasn’t, is back to the weird internet sex work, despite being old as shit….I guess it’s just in her blood…or maybe she’s been to so many blood sacrifices with her rich husbands and boyfriends over the years, being all Hollywood, scamming the last of her fans out of a monthly membership for a nude is hardly hardcore compred to what she’s done and seen…

I still think she’s being punished, or this is being used as part of her humiliation ritual as part of their secret society they are all part of, because she’s rich and this is pretty embarrassing, but if you wanted to see Denise Richards pussy from behind, even half rotted out, you can probably chip away some of the mould and find the good bits, here it is.

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2023

21

Jul

Maddie Ziegler See Through of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler was on a child reality show about dancing, which is fucking creepy, but not creepy enough for SIA who decided to make her the teen star of all her music videos, in a leotard that many probably didn’t know was a 14 year old and jerked off to it unknowingly, ENTRAPMENT…it’s like who the fuck hires kids to be in music videos that are going to be jerked off to…a MONSTER…that’s who..

Well, those two things brought her extreme fame and relevance and now that she’s older, she’s working towards a legit acting career, probably gets work, she probably also does influencer instagram model shit, probably makes tons of money, and in being young, relevant, on the forefront of fashion, maintaining her position, she’s got her tits out, barely censored, because it’s fashion people…

Fashion or not, us perverts get to still see the tits, so the slutty generation you see humping their air with their tits out in public as they film their tiktoks may think tits out is normal, good, because I’m old and it’s still semi-porno to me, you know, just porno enough!

So keep up the tits for fashion girls, my fun depends on it.

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2023

21

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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We’re a lazy species, especially now that we’ve created a currency or money that allows us to hire people to do the shit we are too lazy to do, just a bunch of spoiled fucking lazy fucks, even the broke ass ones eating their fast food dinners, too lazy to cook, too lazy to survive, really being as anti-human as possible in their shitty existence…

So as a lazy species, we need our fantasies mapped out for us, made literal, because why would we use our imagination, that’s work, or why would we try to go out there and convince the clothed women of the world to show us what’s under the clothing, since we all want to see what’s under the clothing, when we can just wait for them to collectively produce that content for us…

There was a time you had to target a handful of women to see what they looked like under their clothing, other than that it was all speculation, imagination, fantasy….

Now they do it all for us, and it’s pretty fucking great, because I am lazy too, and I’m also undesirable, making the seeing what’s under the clothes harder, and I’m broke, which makes the seeing what’s under the clothes impossible….

The internet brings another win.

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2023

21

Jul

Rachel Sennott Treasure Trail of the Day

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Rachel Sennott is the scary faced famous chick most recently seen in The Idol as Lily Rose Depp’s assistant.

Prior to that role, where you don’t see her tits, she played some lesbian Jewish girl, which is appropriation since she’s not Jewish, in some Bar Mitzvah or Funeral movie….because she was seen as the ZOOMER voice of the future through her relatable comedy she put out there during COVID….

I know too much about Rachel Sennot and her far too relatable ZOOMER body that doesn’t really look like it has seen a gym or an eating disorder, but rather a lot of sitting, maybe eating of anti-depressants and party drugs, now rich enough to buy all the takeout it always wants, but probably always that rich, because she’s an NYU brat, destined to make it in entertainment.

Her tits are in bikini, they are less exciting with that gut, but this is the future of celebrity, so you MUST jack off to it….otherwise you’re not a real celebrity fetishist…

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2023

21

Jul

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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I have been in a few crammed summer places in the last few weeks, not intentionally, but there’s crowds of people, and on really hot summer days, some of those people aren’t wearing the weather appropriate fishnets that would let their cunts air out, but rather a fabrics that don’t breathe, that end up with a fetid, fusty, malordorous, noisome, musty, putrid, rank, fishy as fuck smell permeating the air….Is it period, is it bacterial infections, it’s all so suspicious and even a little ironic…since the fishy cunt’s not even wrapped in the fucking fishnets…like the Chinese fisherman who are basically clearing out the international waters of all the fish to feed their people and destroy the fucking planet…

Hey, how about some fishnets…

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