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2023

28

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In this world of everything trying to make a motherfucker fat, from foods, seed oils, birth control in the water, streaming platforms, gaming, porn, social media…you know evil, soul sucking, convenient for snack food poison eating shit…..there’s something to be said for chicks who still hit the gym, who try to fight the elements, especially when they do it naked…

Besides all the health benefits of working out, from hormonal, to actual body looking banging in a bikini, the only reason my fat ass ever volunteered at a gym was for the bitches….

At the time, it wasn’t normal to identify as a chick to be allowed in the changing room, so you had to do volunteer work to accidentally go in to pretend to fix something in your official uniform, which would generate enough complaints to get me fired….it was a harder time back then….

If you told them you were a chick and needed to change with chicks because all the dicks in the men’s room were threatening….they’d kick you out…so you get crafty….

But yeah staring at girls workout has been hot over the years, staring at them doing it naked is a nice evolution of working out, even though I’m more a man of mystery and the unknown, but I’ll still look at all being offered…and looking at them show their gains when naked, also a worthy celebration for a pervert like me, buried in too much fat chick…literally.

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2023

28

Jun

Gigi Hadid Lace of the Day

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Here are some pics of Gigi Hadid doing some fashion show walking like the good old days because she’s a relevant model who once was, so relevant she got knocked up by ONE DIRECTION when she decided to tap out from the whole instagram model being treated like an actual model, as well as potentially banging Leo DiCaprio despite looking like a freakish muppet after having been knocked up by One Direction….

I am sure if you look through the archives from when GIGI was at her most relevant, I always hated on her, not just because I historically hate on all these overrated, spoiled, entitled, over celebrated cunts, but that’s part of it….just not the whole part of it….which is that they really aren’t that hot and definitely don’t deserve the worship they got which led to the opportunities they got, and probably didn’t appreciate or do anything of interest with….They’re entitled, spoiled overrated trash and at 30 years old, this muppet looks like shit…because she is shit.

Don’t act like I didn’t warn you…

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2023

28

Jun

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It typically takes some tight pants to make the cameltoes we celebrate every Wednesday happen, so my Tight Pant Tuesday post yesterday often covers the same topics and themes of the Pussy Wedgie Post Wednesday because in a lot of ways the two are interchangeable. Very rarely, although it does happen, where a pair of tight pants walk towards me and I can’t see any sigh of a pussy. Whether the girl is tucking her lips up inside herself, or wearing a MAXI pad to give some sort of uniform no PANT EATING ALLOWED illusion, or maybe they just have small pushed back pelvic floors making the pussy less visible from the front…..so Tight Pants are their own incredible source of entertainment, still enjoyable when they hug a fat ass, like they hug a fat pussy, but the fat pussy is really the objective in viewing a tight pants in it’s ideal state….which is why we focus on that….

Just yesterday, a women with a tight fight body walked towards me, her tight bike shorts were grey, a far more pussy wedgie amplifying color than black, also a risky one for any dripping the pussy wedgie may leave and despite her looking like a retarded troll with a birth defect, her face, full terrifying, that pussy forward walk won me over…because the power of pussy wedgies eradicates ugly faces, until the pussy wedgie is pulled out, then the ugly faces suddenly appear, so for some people, it’s best to be in a full state of pussy wedgie at all times….it is the ideal state of tight pants viewing after all…isn’t it.

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2023

28

Jun

Stefania Ferrario Birthday Bush of the Day

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I don’t spend enough time digging through the onlyfans whores of the internet to post the actual internet nudity of instagram model and whores because they come after you with legal threats for stealing their copyrighted content that they use to make their millions, since whoring is now a sophisticated thing where smart dudes have their hands deep in the pockets, so they give these bitches advice to maximize their earnings….it’s modern pimping…and it’s no fucking fun for me….

So yeah, there’s tons of nudity out there, so many influencers, models, actors, low levels are out there getting naked, but less are doing the instagram nude shoots I used to appreciate as the free and more interesting version of playboy, back when people were excited, eager, and trying to get noticed or get ahead…..

Which means, I don’t know who the main nude chicks are, but this Ferrairo Rocher chocolate heriess from Europe, who positions herself as PLUS SIZED, because she’s clearly never been to America to really understand PLUS SIZED, and remains European Plus sized, consistently puts content out, some featuring her big tits and her bush, and I like both big tits and bush, despite the whole hating plus sized….making me think my appreciation of tits and bush outweight my hate of plus sized….as positivity goes further than negativity…..and the truth is, her content is readily available to repost….

Apparently, she’s 30….and being barely dirty….but nude….fun.

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2023

28

Jun

Jenna Dewan Attention Seeking of the Day

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In some totally uninteresting news, Jenna Dewan, a dancer or back-up dancer who probably always wanted to be at the front of the stage, but never quite got there, so she instead got knocked up by Channing Tatum, which was good enough, probably lucrative enough too, since he made a fortune off his Magic Mike empire…..a fortune she was likely entitled to 50 percent of since she helped him coordinate his faggot dances for the faggots that that propaganda about male stripping, since it leaves out the real way they make money, sucking dick, or letting dick be sucked by the DUDES who are in attendance….it’s a hustle..

She’s gone onto have another kid with another man like a whore would, but more importantly, she’s posting up bikini selfies, like a whore would, despite being too old for this shit, cuz clearly she thinks she’s hot and wants to get jerked off to like the olden days, since she’s old…

I don’t mind documenting desperation, it’s kinda what I do.

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2023

28

Jun

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I guess smoking is cool, at least that’s what we’ve been raised to think, watching all those glamorous degenerates who mask their degeneracy behind all their money and glitz and glam so that the police don’t come knocking to find the bodies and if they do, they end up asking for a selfie or autograph instead of arresting a motherfucker…but that’s another story.

This story is about the trash-ification of the internet, coupled with the attack on BIG TOBACCO, saying that it causes cancer when it is probably good for you, based on the sole fact that they lie to us about everything and ACTUALLY want us sick, so you’d imagine they force cigarettes on us if they were actually bad for us….but maybe I’m just paranoid….not from all the weed but from internet usage…

Well, these girls don’t seem too paranoid, because they aren’t hiding in their houses scared of the world while they smoke, they’re basically doing it fully exposed, some spread pussies and asshole…still going for the smoking is seductive, just trashier, like the internet, cuz it’s weed.

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2023

28

Jun

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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No Fat Chicks allowed….

They push shit like BMI is RACIST…..because the measurement was designed based on white bodies in the 19th century…but also because everything is racist….

The truth is that every fat chick will make any excuse for being fat, besides over eating and being lazy, since that is the reason they are fat….

I know fatties hate being fat, yet they pretend they love it, or it’s an angle, or empowering, especially when it comes to getting naked online, because all you freaks encourage this shit….

I do this post as reminder of what we already know!

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2023

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I saw two hot bodied college aged girls walking the streets.

One was a blonde, the other a brunette, both in daisy duke style short jeans with their asses hanging out, and both in a crop top with their big sloppy hormones in the food tits hanging out of said crop tops.

They were both carrying carrying cereal boxes, one had a big box of frosted flakes, the other had the travel/individualized sized cereal boxes you probably ate at day camp or that people fed you because you were poor and they felt bad for you….either way….the sugary poison that probbaly leads to the big tits those girls had…FEED THE TITS…

I said something like “we have so much in common” pointing to their cereal….to which they said “are you going to say you’re sweet or something”….which they were right about, hard to hide sweetness and not just due to the diabetes, but instead of going that route I said, “no, you’re cereal and I’m a serial rapist”.

I think we’re now friends….until I see them again on the streets getting cereal…..

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Selena Gomez’s Bikini on a Boat
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Lily Rose Depp Loves Being Naked on Camera
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Abbie Chatfield Topless at the Beach
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Lana Del Rey Performs at Glastonbury Festival
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Livvy Dunne’s Team Won – She was There to Support
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Ryan Seacrest Named Wheel of Fortune Host
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Chloe Sevigny Cheeky in the Mirror…..
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Paige Spiranac’s Bikini Pics go Viral
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Tennis Influencer Rachel Stuhlmann Fills Out her Tennis Outfit
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Addison Rae Oils Up on the Beach
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Em Rata in a White Bra Top for Fashion
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Daisy Edgar Jones Nude in a Show
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Janelle Monae in her Revealing Top
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Volleyball Player Kayla Simmons Busts Through a Bikini
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Nick Cannon Getting a Degree in Child Psychology
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Meg Thee Stallion in a Bikini
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Noah Cyrus is Engaged
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Vanessa Hudgens and her MLB Husband Hit the Road
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Livvy Dunne in Jean Shorts Supports her Team
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Paris Jackson not in Paris
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2023

27

Jun

Rita Ora Ass Flash of the Day

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I guess Rita Ora wants you all to know that she’s more than what you think she is…..

She’s been a victim of being pigeonholed, or typecast as a “why is this bitch famous” despite being an accomplished enough singer who at one time had a lucrative and highly publicized record deal.

She’s been seen as a “why is this bitch at every fucking event”….only to amass a huge social media following despite no one knowing why she was famous……

I like to think it’s ALL because she had big tits that appealed to the industry people she dealt with…but thanks to her recent working out for her husband DAVID COHEN, professionally known as WAKITIT TAKIKIKI, she’s also got an ass or a version of an ass, that I guess she feels will last longer than her tits as pregnancy and aging approaches…on encroaches on her existence of being “the tits at the event”…because the ass can be sculpted through fitness and she apparently wants you to know she’s got some ass…..

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2023

27

Jun

Dove Cameron Panty Flash of the Day

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Dove Cameron is a big star who gives off “broken rich girl destroyed by the industry” vibes…..from her gay father being killed off…to her career as a child star who had her weird looking co-star boyfriend killed off…it’s almost like she’s textbook for mind control or trauma based mind control so that she keeps on earning for her handlers…

Her goth, cutter with mental health issues vibe is one that I don’t find hot in a world of everyone having mental health issues, but it is a fun take on child star turned fake bad girl, with all this damage, while having no real substance or experience outside of her coddled and babysat realm to really have the character building experiences people with actual problems have….

But none of that takes away from her weird selfie panty flash content, all intense and weird, since even rich girls from the industry can be fucking wack-a-doodle nutcases too!