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2023

03

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

It’s Fishnet Friday, which is definitely not the most important day of the week, or even the most important post of the day, it’s just some good old fashioned lingerie or pantyhose that has been bastardized and over commercialized like sex toys because they sell that shit at grocery stores and pharmacies, so any white trash loser can grab a pair on discount.

Meaning, a lot of people you wouldn’t want to see in fishnets because they are fat and look like they are trying to strangle out their cellulite, like a whale caught in a trap off the east coast in the 1800s because the need the whale oil for fuel….

But it also means the occassional hot chick brings some fishnets to the internet to remind us that it’s not all fat goth trannies squeezing out their legs like they are trying to turn them into some sort of mountain range for their crabs to navigate on their thigh, like they are not stds but rather mountaineering exlporers….some fucking Sir Ernest Shackleton CRABS….motherfuckers.

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2023

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes I wonder if I am outdated because I am old and out of touch, if my technology is old and out of touch, or if it’s because everyone’s turned into a porn chick and aren’t repulsed by porn chicks, like they were supposed to be.

I’ve been doing this a long time and I remember the glory days when being a porn chick was like getting a face tattoo…no one would touch you except some real fucking sad and lonely people….

Now that being a porn chick is mainstream, like going to the mall, or wearing LULU Lemon, or whatever….it takes some getting used to and I’m slow to adapt…but we’re all just living in the PORN GAMES , which is like the Hunger Games, or Crying Games, with more dicks.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Alessandra Ambrosio is Ready for Sweater Weather!
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LOOOOL (GIF)
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Andreea Dragoi Dresses Up!
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Pokies in a Devil Costume!
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Pranking people by pretending to be a creepy old man on Halloween
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THE INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: ISABELLE MATHERS
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Heather Graham’s Nip Slip in “Suitable Flesh”!
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19 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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The 7 Greatest Documentaries of All Time
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Jennifer Garner Gets Freaky This Christmas!
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Charlotte McKinney’s Daring Transformation as Mia Wallace: Those Spectacular Breasts Stole the Show!
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Disturbing compilation of dead meat still moving
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47 Fit Young Ladies Sporting Yoga Leggings
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How to get a chicken hypnotized
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Funny pranks and gags sure to get you laughing
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Bonus Butts #422
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Alan Ruck crashes truck into pizza joint
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Larsa Pippen Jordan in a Sheer Top!
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Lion feasting on a dead hippo gets scared by its exploding intestines
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Heidi Klum Goes Nude!
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Compilation of the deadliest gangs in the world
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Whoops (GIF)
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The final outcome of the first human head transplant
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The 5 Ways the System Keeps Americans Poor
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PARANORMAL CRACKTIVITIES #128
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James Harden Shows Up in LA!
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Girls in Yoga pants
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Shop These Home Gym Essentials!
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Public bathroom fake poop prank is absolutely hilarious
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Camila Cabello Leggy for Halloween!
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Drunk people fails that are just too funny
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Mass rattlesnake killing contest is the ultimate form of cruelty
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Chloe Bailey’s Spectacular Mrs. Incredible Look: Embracing Her Curves
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Battle of the Salma Hayek Babes – Kim Kardashian VS Malu Trevejo!
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PRETENDS TO HAVE A GUN AND SURVIVES AFTER BEING SHOT
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LSU Basketball Get a New Locker Room!
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Man pranks gang members by aggressively taking pictures of them
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Entire beach towel gets swallowed by a python
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10 Mysterious Places That No Longer Exist
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Sideboobs ahoy!
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Jenna Ortega – Harpers Bazaar (UK)
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Renee Rapp – WSJ Magazine Innovator Awards in NYC
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Anya Taylor-Joy – Ivy Getty’s Halloween Party in NY
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Eleanor Tomlinson – The Couple Next Door preview in London
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus – WSJ Magazine Innovator Awards in NYC
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Caylee Cowan – AllSaints Stars Are Out launch in Los Angeles
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Joss Stone – The Time Traveller’s Wife: The Musical premiere in London
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Julianne Hough – Seen out in Los Angeles
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From stepSMUT!!

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Soft and Squishy Boobs in Your Face!
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Angela White PSE Porn Star Experience
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SNEAKING INTO CLOTHING FITTING ROOMS
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Nicole ‘Coco’ Austin See Through at Heidi Klum’s Halloween Party!
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One of the most beautiful bodies… we saw today!
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PAWG Riding (GIF)
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5 PUBLIC ACTS THAT DEFINITELY MAKE YOU A WHORE
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Girls Kissing!
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Miley Cyrus in nude and sexy outtakes
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Malissa Cute Curly Hair Girl With A Mischievous Smile Net Video Girls
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Megan Thee Stallion Sexy Cobra Posters!
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Octavia Red Bringing Breakfast in Bed!
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Evgenia Borzikh showed off some long nipples in episode 4 of Ubit Ritu
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Gia Derza LOVES to Cheat!
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Dildo On the Table!
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Kyra Santoro nude and sexy
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Teacher Actually Films Inside Classroom
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This is what an all-girl party with lots of alcohol looks like
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Busty Ema Super Stacked Brunette
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Laura Lux … with a revealing see through for Halloween!
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Just Making Out (GIF)
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Amber Kush Chubby In Pink Jeffs Models
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Girls of Reddit
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Kimberley Garner Pussy Mound in a Swimsuit!
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Anal Won’t Make Me Quit!
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MAMA BEAR AND HER TWO CUBS
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Alexya in Latex Pants!
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Solange Frejean topless in episode 6 of Alphonse
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Howard Stern Playing with Tit!
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What would you do if she’d ask you to massage her boobs?
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MY CUDDLE CAVE
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Qimmah Russo and Virginiasanhouse in Bikinis!
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Homemade sexy latina gets facialized
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2023

02

Nov

Stella Hudgens Looks like a Cam Girl Pop-Up Ad of the Day

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I may be shitty at monetizing internet websites, but I am someone who has been using the internet for a long time and I am very aware of the ways other people monetize websites, which. include but aren’t limited to pushing cam websites…

So every now and then I get a pop up or a bullshit live feed of a cam girl, not just CAM ALL STARS FOR ALL YOUR CAM NEEDS and I see the preview videos and laugh because ultimate, cam girls are awesome and creative beings doing their version of cable access you can jack off to, and I appreciate it.

Stella put on her best cam girl outfit, which really is just taking pics on her webcam that look like she’s doing a live show, and she wore devil horns for the event that probably wasn’t even a cam show, but with these sex workers you never know!

I support a rich, sister of a super celebrity falling down into the depths of low level smut, looking like one of Andrew Tate’s girls at his cam girl house, making him rich…..because it’s just so funny….

She’s not eastern European or an obvious crackwhore, yet here she is sex working it…kind of amazing.

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2023

02

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Here’s a round-up of thongs to remind you how inefficient they are at covering up assholes, which you’d have to assume was part of the design, because the creator of the thong new that there would be an asshole obsessed society that just loves all things assholes, except men who act like assholes, they call that bullying and toxic, but actual assholes, used as sex orifices by all genders are celebrated…

I’m a firm believer that all panty-lives matter, but in the free market society, every girl has a right to vote or a right to choose her panties, which when left to their own devices can both be disasters and not just because of the discharge, but because women are dumb….but you know, I still find thongs hot, and not just because I know that girls put themselves through pain to wear them and not because I am an asshole fetishists but because I’m a pervert.

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2023

02

Nov

Sahara Ray’s Got her Tits Out of the Day

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I saved these pictures of Sahara Ray last week when I first saw them, but then I forget that I even saw them and never posted them, which is probably a common theme in Sahara Ray’s life, forgotten….

That’s not to say that she doesn’t matter, or that her showing of her tits on isntagram isn’t important and meaningful work, it’s just that so many girls are doing it, it barely stands out as a story worth paying attention to, even though it includes tits.

You may not know who Sahara Ray is, but in early instagram, she was a tity model doing her instagram version of the UK Glamour model, with photographers and she basically inspired the likes of Em Rata into the pulling her tits out in a filtered image, because if you got big tits, use the big tits.

They all became millionaires off the tits, but Sarhara is a little more crackhead with the tits, her content still higher concept or hipster art with the tits, which I appreciate more than the sell out tits.

So forgotten, ignored, but never really forgotten thanks to the tits….on instagram last week.

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2023

02

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drop – the most hyped up sport since pickleball….

I don’t know why I view the titty drops as some sort of competitive sport, it is cleary just the hive mind seeing another girl do something, get attention or feedback for it, and jumping on board. It’s like when housewives get jealous of other housewives because of the high tech tupperware they just scored because their husband got a nice bonus at work. Keeping up with the Joneses shit.

Only better, because it’s not some FOMO or jealousy of some expensive item a bitch bought because a Kardashian promoted it, it’s actually scaled down and reduced to core human nature of men loving tit…so make them titties bounce and keep motherfuckers engaged…because some will throw money at you….we’re a lonely and desperate species made weak with the tit.

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2023

02

Nov

Sabrina Carpenter is Clueless of the Day

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I may be clueless about who Sabrina Carpenter is, but I am well aware that her costume is Clueless because it was every girl’s dream to be Alicia Silverstone and her bells palsy face back in the 90s, which in this current 90s revival, is happening again. Girls would watch that shit on repeat, I’m talking LATE FEES ON LATE FEES at the video store over it. Sabrina Carpenter even hired a black friend as an accessory to her costume, like Heidi Klum’s Cirque du Soleil tail.

Thanks to that rich girls are awesome programming, we’ve got at least two subsequent generation of money grubbing prostitutes wanting that Sugar baby life, so that they can be like the Clueless bitch in their real life too, since they weren’t born into it.

Anyway, Sabrina Carpenter is some kind of famous girl who performs or makes dance videos and tours them, maybe she also acts since that doesn’t require any real talent. I assume she was a child start the industry bred and is still milking, you know a professional who only knows this life, and she apparently dropped a video where she’s in costume, showing her body, being hot, and that’s all I really need out of the whole experience.

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2023

02

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

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As someone who doesn’t fear the sun, I don’t get triggered when I see a girl with a tanline.

I don’t start crying about global warming. i don’t glue myself to the sidewalk to try to get cars off the road. I do not try to initiate 15 minute cities you can’t leave your pod unless you are well behaved. I don’t run out and try to steal an electric vehicle…

I also don’t get upset about skin damage, skin cancer, or worry about the tanlines I am staring at.

Instead I like to romanticize the tan, like did it happen on a fun nature walk they fucked on, did it happen being active and adventurous in a bikini, did it happen at an outdoor party on a hot summer day before passing out from getting too fucked up in the sun, was an abortion in training created when these tanlines happened….or are these weathered prostis, who live life in the elements, like they are cowboys, but rather homeless and unable to avoid the harsh son in between dick sucks….or is it just chemical slop you stain your skin with….

A tanline tells 1000 stories….

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2023

02

Nov

Anya Taylor-Joy Dressed As Some Bullshit of the Day

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Anya Taylor-Joy dressed as some nerd shit that I can’t identify because despite doing a pretty nerdy thing all day with a website, updating content that only a nerd would be into, I don’t know shit about nerd shit….

She is some overhyped actress with 10 million followers on social media. I don’t know why she became the big deal, or the person of interest, or why the hollywood machine chose her as their big payday but at least she’s skinny.

Here she is getting down for some magazine, where she grinds her pussy up on an inflatable shark, like some kind of weirdo with an inflatable pool toy fetish, which is an actual fetish that I don’t really understand, but I figure if you’re a chick, you can press your cunt on anything and get yourself off….so that’s probably the basis of that….

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Now for those pics of her in some nerd space superhero costume that I guess is tight enough….but is it really ever tight enough….luckily for her, nerds can jerk off to anything even remotely sci/fi or fantasy.

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2023

02

Nov

Cara Delevingne Shows Off her Thick Eyebrows of the Day

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Here’s a picture that the internet is claiming to be Cara Delevingne, I can’t tell because all I see are some Jim Hensen looking eyebrows, which may be the style, or may be some lesbian who can’t grow a beard trying to show off that she can be a dungeon dad if she tries, it’s not just a man thing, you PATRIARCHAL TOXIC MEN….

She was a victim of a leaked nude series with the now pregnant with a billionaire Brandon Davis baby, Ashley Benson back when she was letting girls like Cara eat her ass, you know because celebrity poo is better than homeless poo….they have those fancy diets…so these are probably her tits, if you csna see her tits behind those eyebrows…

In the new ear of tranny, her tattoo design is a little unfortunate, giving that ZIPPER TIT effect, but as a lesbian, I guess the zipper tit is a sign of success, which is why Cara tattooed a zipper tit under her tit as a tribute to the zipper tits….GAY PRIDE baby…support your fellow pervert.

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