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2023

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Tis the fucking season…

As we roll into the premature ejaculation of YULETIDE CHEER at retail outlets everywhere, I have decided to do my best this Holiday season to track down some of these lewd, newd, crewd girls producing exhibitionist content in public places for clout, hype and attention on the social media feeds they monetize.

The days of creeping in Victoria’s Secret, pretending to shop for my wife who they don’t know is 300 pounds and that at the time they didn’t accommodate for in their merchandise, when really I was there watching girls buy panties…..are behind us.

The days of sitting at the bottom of the foodcourt stairs watching girls walk up the stairs are still here….but I want to see slutty internet girls in human form flashing for their cameras….

I’ll secret shopper that shit all season, because if I don’t get at least one of these in-store flashers, I’m going to start thinking Santa doesn’t exist and that the Christmas spirit and Christmas miracle is dead like Chandler.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Leni Klum is Strawberry Shortcake!
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Hailey Bieber in Underwear as Carmen Electra From Scary Movie!
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Be Careful Guys (GIF)
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Battle of the Salma Hayek Babes – Kim Kardashian VS Malu Trevejo!
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10 of the scariest moments caught on security cameras
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SLUM FIGHTS E89
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Times when wild boars attacked
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5 true stories worse than any horror movie
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Paige Spiranac’s Baywatch Costume Goes Viral!
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KILLS HIS NEIGHBORS FOR MAKING NOISE AND THREATENING HIM
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Man pretends to be the Russian mafia and homeless prank
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Shaq Dressed Up as Emo Jimmy Butler for Halloween!
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Guinness World Record eating 10 ghost peppers
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Sami Sheen Choose Treat Over Trick!
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Natalia … Yoga for Relaxation 3 !
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Lottie Moss Turns Heads with Daring Outfit, Reveals Bare Boobs at 22 Mayfair Halloween Bash
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People having some really bad days
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Baboons getting attacked by a horde of bees
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6 of the most shocking moments caught on dash cam
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Chloe Bailey Sexy in a Latex Halloween Costume!
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Gia Duddy May Back with Will Levis!
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WHEN MOTHER NATURE IS OUT TO KILL YOU
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Don’t Feed Your Megan Thee Stallion After Midnight!
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30 Hot Gals Enjoying Water’s Playful Touch
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Hot Miami Styles … 4K !
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Nicola Peltz is Topless!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MAREN_TSCHINKEL
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Testing ball bearings against a hydraulic press
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Scary Drone (GIF)
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Massive burps in public prank
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Zoë Kravitz and Channing Tatum Are Engaged
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Sensational Leni Klum: A Bra and Panties Showcase at Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party
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Disturbing Horror Movie Scenes Set In Broad Daylight
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Livvy Dunne and her Friend are Vikings!
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How millions of trees are harvested to get corks
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Gracie Hunt Dresses for the Ancient Roman Empire!
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The best Guinness World Records of the year 2023
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Chantel Jeffries Shows Off Booty for Halloween!
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Jennifer Metcalfe bootylicious
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20 Striking Females With Lengthy Legs
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Winner of Egg Eating Championship eats 120 eggs in just 8 mins
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Jessica Alba at the Casamigos Halloween Party in Los Angeles
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35 Little-Known Facts About Random Things In Our World
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Kendall Jenner is Wonder Woman!
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Livvy Dunne and her Friend are Vikings!
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Maria Bakalova – Glamour (Bulgaria)
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Becky G – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Rachel Zegler – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Madison Iseman – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Leni Klum – Heidi Klum’s 22nd Annual Halloween Party in New York
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Neve Campbell – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Annaleigh Ashford – The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon in New York
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Jenna Ortega – Thom Browne’s 20th Anniversary Dinner in New York
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Victoria Justice & Madison Reed – Pop Icons Halloween Party in Beverly Hills
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Charlotte Lawrence – Narcisse Magazine
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FIGHT NIGHT
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Naughty Nurse (GIF)
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Anna Akana – Sexiest use of shadows ever
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Spiderman’s Dildo Fuck!
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Lindsey Pelas Boobs to Boobs With a Friend!
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Jourdan Dunn Halloween Nip Slip!
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AMATEUR FLESH: MARY
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All By Herself!
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Leggings With a Wild Pattern!
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Kira Clark & Katie Rose Busty Lesbian Pair
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Release the Cum!
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Famous Brazilian volleyball star in premium nudes and sex videos
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Cheating Wife Regrets Everything
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THE BIG BANG FORMULA
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Random sexiness
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Marina Sirtis in the challenging role of “Harem Girl” (uncredited)
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Those Are Nice
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Natasha Nice Stepfamily Witch Off New Sensations
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Public Dick Suck Time!
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Ashley Tervort Nude
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Jessica Starling in Champagne Lingerie!
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Women’s Defense Class (GIF)
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LOTS OF JIGGLE (GIF)
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Watch Her Strip!
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Fifi Big Tits African Babe From Ruwanda
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Boat Party with Ada Vera and Willow Ryder!
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Becoming More Real!
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Girls in Yoga pants
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Marisa Papen Nude at Home!
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Lucky Shot With Amalia Davis!
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She Attacked Him?
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Rissa May Boobs Clues Team Skeet
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2023

01

Nov

Another Day, Another Stella Hudgens Post of the Day

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The title says it all motherfuckers, it’s another day, which means another Stella Hudgens post, because the starlet who has decided to take a different approach to celebrity and entertainment, since acting is for fags, is putting her work ethic or muscle into her exclusive content stream and that hard work should get recognized…

You see, the Hudgens sister, who grew up around the industry, watching the long hours her sister put in, accepted that she wasn’t going to make it as an actor, that was not her dream, but selling nudes, to keep up the family’s other legacy, since Vanessa was one of the first celebrity nude leaks to happen in these modern times, was more up her alley..

She started slow, boring, didn’t even pull out the tits everyone wanted to see, but now she’s getting racier and racier with more and more hardcore poses…it’s a marathon not a race…the art of seduction, which is actually the art of manipulation whether it’s a dude running game on a bitch or a bitch cockteasing a dude while he buys her shit…is a drag it out as long as you can to get as much as you can.

We aren’t seeing hairy Hudgens anus yet, there’s an emoji in the way, but SOON, that HAIRY ASSHOLE will be all of ours to imagine eating out….

I’m happy being her publicity team, unpaid, probably unappreciated, probably even hated because they see my marketing of her content as STEALING her content, since these greedy fucks have it all wrong….if I was to STEAL her content, I’d have to be a paid subscriber bro, this shit is just circulating on the internet …

Laid out like a Thanksgiving Turkey at the center of the table this Thanksgiving month….I’m thankful for it…and I don’t even find her hot, I just like that it happened.

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2023

01

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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The Christmas season is upon us, and yes it is the most wonderful time of year. If I had things my way I would turn DrunkenStepfather into a Christmas lifestyle site, just Christmas village every day of the fucking year….but instead, I deal with a different kind of Christmas, more on a weekly basis, that rolls around every Wednesday in the form of PUSSY WEDGIES…

The cameltoe is my trusted friend that was once a foe, because the first cameltoe I really was made aware of was on the obese lunch lady at my High School that repulsed me, before realizing how much I loved pussy….

I guess some dudes go gay from traumatic pussy experiences…..CTE of the dick, where as I dove into loving all things pussy, including, but not limited to how hard it can eat a pair of pants, panties, bikinis, shorts, really anything that it can get it’s little eager lips on…

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2023

01

Nov

Heidi Klum’s Stupid Peacock Costume of the Day ]

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Every year, the internet awaits Heidi Klum’s big costume reveal, because she does these elaborate costumes.

It’s her 22nd year of doing these parties and this year the old hag who I would have rather not done a post on, since Leni was the Highlight of the night, decided to go as a Peacock….since she loves cock…just usually SEAL COCK not PEA COCK…you know the kind that can split her 6 foot tall frame in have and that she can taste in her throat when it’s in her twat….giving her GERD.

The new husband went as the egg, the hired dancers went as her peacock tail, the whole thing probably cost over 100k, but she’s rich and it’s a write off so whatever, good marketing, likely paid for by Amazon, the booze sponsor and Cirque du Soleil who made up the dancers.

The internet isn’t happy. They think she could have done better. Demanding spoiled lazy cunts that they are.

Sure, social media are now filled with angry haters who just are so desensitized as they sit in their ghetto thrones wanting these influencers and celebs to dance for them like the monkeys they are, while they make the millions of dollars off us, because we’re too lazy to not watch them.

I am not the only hater around…they’re even angrier than I was at my worst…

I’d just be more impressed if her labia was exposed, that’s some real NECROSIS ZOMBIE SHIT RIGHT THERE, why keep it covered up.

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2023

01

Nov

Sofia Vergara Showing Off Leg of the Day

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I saw this picture of old lady Sofia Vergara, who you you all fell in love with as the big tits on her Modern Family show that she landed despite not knowing how to speak English.

The Colombian smuggled into America like a key of coke, only to take on Miami before finding the right producer to make her dreams come true, you know with a little selling of her soul and sucking of the dick, not that I think she’s a whore, but she’s probably a whore, or at least a good manipulator which could mean that she didn’t suck dick and the whole landing the dream job of a Sitcom was done by cockteasing.

She’s recently divorced and I figured that since she is single and also Heidi Klum’s co-host on that Talent Show, she was dressed in costume for the big event, not all over the top like Heidi did, or as hot as Heidi’s big titty daughter….THERE ARE NEW BIG TITS ON THE BLOCK SOFIA….

As it turns out, this isn’t her in a mask, it’s just her being an old lady with fillers and botox looking like a clown…

So these freak shows are just the normal 50 year old rich woman look. SCARY ZOMBIE SHIT…

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2023

01

Nov

Lottie Moss Tits Out for Halloween of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ younger sister, who must be in her 30s by now but still partying with her tits out, holding onto a dream.

I know, who cares about Lottie Moss, besides her being Kate Moss’ sister, but her tits are out when she’s partying like she’s not MOM AGED.

She’s pretty much an example of how the generations have changed, or how being the second string sibling takes you to more desperate places, because her sister was a top tier model who dated A-List celebrities, pretty much considered an icon….while Lottie does an OnlyFans….

Maybe she didn’t have what it takes to be a legit model, or a legit influencer, so being a lazy millennial meant selling the nudes she was already taking for the rich dudes she was fucking or trying to fuck as she tried to make it in America.

I don’t mind the whole trashy and perverted nature of this society, I have spent too much time and money in stripclubs around trashy and perverted women for decades, I just think it’s funny that it’s now mainstream clout….and unfortunately it’s pretty fucking boring.

There was a time when we’d wait for Kate Moss to go on vacation so that we’d see her topless on a yacht. Or that we’d wait for Lohan to leave a car without panties on. Or that we’d wait for Halloween when we knew the whore celebs who never let us see their whore sides would be whores….

Now, it’s just another tuesday…..or wednesday…I don’t keep track of dates, I’m not a fucking calendar.

So Lottie in costume with her tits out, is like Lottie at the club with her tits out any day, since she hasn’t grown the fuck up and still thinks partying is cool…

I don’t mind the tits out, even though they are fake tits, I do mind the nipple pasties, like she’s some demure lady with a British Accent being fancy, when her whole revenue stream is based on those tits….and on Halloween we’d expect her to level up…so here she is in action:

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2023

01

Nov

Leni Klum’s Big Titties for Halloween of the Day

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Leni Klum is Heidi Klum’s spawn that Heidi Klum has created or groomed to become the next round of Heidi Klum’s multi-faceted career. It’s one of those hot daughter makes the once hot mom hotter than she would be if her daughter was a fat pig sitting on the family trust fund money eating donuts.

Leni’s been sent out to the world tits first, since she’s got her big Italian / German hangers, pretty much launching as a “lingerie” model despite being small sized, since models don’t need to be terrifyingly big and tall like her mother anymore, pretty much as soon as she turned 18.

Everyone was so impressed with her big tits, since they are big tits on a frame that’s pretty toned, and that has luckily grown a Belly Button because her previous pictures without a Belly Button had me thinking she was created in an abandoned Eugenics /cloning lab in the mountains of Germany to keep Heidi Klum’s career going, since she’s rich enough and mom /daughter fetishes are real….

Anyway, she was STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE in her underwear for her mom’s 22nd Halloween party….and she was also the most exciting thing at the party….you know cuz of the big model daughter tits.

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2023

01

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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It’s unfortunate that the majority of stoner chicks producing racy content around being weed demons, pot heads, proud weed smokers, which in and of itself is pretty fucking lame…look like you’d expect them to….dumpy, lazy and gross.

I know hot models, hot sluts, hookers, strippers and e-girls….THOTS…alt chicks…influenecers and babes all smoke weed….yet here we are with a gang of rejets who I guess aren’t hot enough to support their lewd content, so they need weed to seduce the weedheads into their traps. It’s manipulation tactics for losers who think smoking weed is life an only want to jerk off to overly normie looking girls doing nude weed stunts….which in and of itself is pretty fucking lame.

I live in Canada, where everyone is fucking stoned all the time, that’s what got them through COVID lockdowns and other bullshit the last few years, it’s their medicine….it’s even replaced Maple Syrup as their favorite thing to consume….fucking Canadians….but none of these weed girls are all that fucking hot…

Maybe they should get off the weed and get motivated to try a little harder….lazy pot head girls…

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2023

01

Nov

Britney Spears Hard Nipples Bring Out the Christmas Tree of the Day

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Britney Spears is like Walmart, white trash and already got the Christmas decorations out since it’s November 1st and that’s the next holiday in line.

I’m convinced that Britney is dead, or in an institution and all this Britney content is old bullshit shot years ago to keep her brand alive.

Since she’s broke from her conservatorship, they’ve released songs she didn’t prmote, they’ve released a book she didn’t write, or do marketing around, they got her trending an viral often enough to get her songs trending and paying all while making her out to be a crazy fucking bitch….so when they announce her death, they can milk it even harder.

We are being manipulated, but Britney Spears is showing off her nipples in this red dress content set in front of her Christmas Tree like she’s Walmart busting out the Christmas tree the day after Halloween, since she’s crazy, or the content is old, or BOTH….

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2023

01

Nov

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Here are some fat fucks to terrify all you motherfuckers, since Halloween wasn’t scary enough for you….

Some fat fucks probbaly doubling down on the meds from all the candy as they head to the WALMART to raid the CHRISTMAS products they have out.

I know that some of you out there love fat chicks, have married fat chicks, don’t find fat chicks cross since it’s all you know.

I know that the media doesn’t want you to fat shame fat chicks, to pretend fat chicks are human sex objects like hot chicks, all because the more fat chicks think they are like normal chicks, the more money they will spend on shit to make them feel better about being fat chicks.

I know there have always been chubby chasers in the world, they justified it with the tits, or the fact that it’s better than jerking off….which I never subscribed to because bouncy castle pussy was never really appealing to me, no matter how greasy it was or how much it smelled like pizza…..

It never smelled like pizza….

It smelled like anus…or cheese….strong, ripe cheese….BACTERIA….

I think society wants us dead and these poor things, who must be rich things to support the food t must take to satiate them….

So I stand by my NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED….unless it’s used to demonstrate what NOT to do, like showing kids accident video in DRIVERS ED….you know….DON’T END UP LIKE THIS…

But them tits are big, the premature death HOT….but not hot enough for me to ever find obesity hot..

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