DrunkenStepFather.com - I'll Make You Famous…

2017

19

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Some people say I eat too many chocolate bars…

Other people say I’m just a fucking pervert…

I like to think of myself as a charitable, social conscious kind of guy who cares about the culture, pop culture, society and humanity…I just show it in the form of asking for nudes, or offering to suck on a nipple of a barren / childless woman, to give her the sensation of nursing, something all women need to know they are women.

Most people don’t give a fuck…but here are some stepLINKS..

Scarjo On a Date with Bobby Flay – Looking Like an 80s Mom at the PTA
CLICK HERE

Some Chick Named Maisie Williams Looks like a Retard
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift is a Cunt
CLICK HERE

Make a Towel Elephant to Seduce your Sex Targets
CLICK HERE

Laster Pointers are Dangerous
CLICK HERE

McKayla Maroney on Being Raped by the Known Pervert Gymnastics Coach
CLICK HERE

Godless – a Netflix Western
CLICK HERE

Crazy Sex Offender Tries Destroying Computer
CLICK HERE

Dragon in China
CLICK HERE

Celebrity House of the Day
CLICK HERE

Creeper Photo of Asses on the BEach
CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

No Comments »

The number one problem with marriage, along with being in fucking prison that you can’t really escape, facing the same shitty obese woman who is a fraction of what she was when you met, a partner who turned enemy you can’t stand…is that you can’t jerk off in peace anymore….when you’re a single and alone degenerate you can just jerk off in the kitchen, in the basement, on the couch…pretty much anywhere you want…to anything you want, but the second you get the wife you’re hiding in the bathroom, waiting until she leaves to get groceries, doing it in the car on the way to do errands for her…and when you can’t jerk off where and when you want in your own damn house, or the house she pays for with her disability checks that you mooch off of…you are no longer a man….or a free man…and the only excitement is knowing one day either you or her will die..you know to switch it up…

That said, the highlight of my day was watching a young couple in love on a park bench, dude eating out her neck like it was her asshole and I thought…oh how nice it must be to not be disgusted by your woman…but then I realized, he’s probably on the park bench because his wife is at home and it’s the only place he can get his fuck on…

I also saw a tattooed up girl dressed up like a dinosaur with horns and all wearing short shorts and it was magical….

The Italian Media got it Right with Homewrecker Asia Argento
CLICK HERE

Sex Offender Tries to Smash His Computer
CLICK HERE

Dakota Fanning Slutty in the Elevator
CLICK HERE

Weird Charlene Yi VS David Cross – The Racist
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence Garbage Cleavage
CLICK HERE

Billy Joel Knocked Up Some Pussy
CLICK HERE

Lynda Carter Lookin’ Old….
CLICK HERE

Found Dragon Skeleton
CLICK HERE

Nipples that Don’t Matter of the Day
CLICK HERE

Jenny McCarthy Old Washed Up
CLICK HERE

Ambrosio with her Cameltoe…
CLICK HERE

This Me Too Shit is Ridiculous
CLICK HERE

Cool Shit You Can’t Afford on Auction…
CLICK HERE

Polite Cat
CLICK HERE

Tara Reid Hotness
CLICK HERE

Secret Marriage of the Day
CLICK HERE

Some Actress in Some Malibu Magazine Wearing Some Bra
CLICK HERE

Blac Chyna is Suing ALl the Kardashians
CLICK HERE

Kendall Jenner in VOGUE
CLICK HERE

Pumpkin Filled with Shrimp VS Otter
CLICK HERE

Picture from the Roseanne Revival is Happening and I Will Watch It…I’ve Seen Every Episode of that Shot…three times…I’m not proud of that…
CLICK HERE

Shooting Shotgun Shell Without a Gun
CLICK HERE

Halston Sage is Hot
CLICK HERE

Lean on Me Kid Arrested for Drug Charges
CLICK HERE

Jennifer ANiston Nipples
CLICK HERE

Will Smith Cashes in on 90s Revival with a DJ Jazzy Jeff New Song…
CLICK HERE

The Most Remote Pub…
CLICK HERE

===============
From stepSMUT!! LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!
================

Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
CLICK HERE

Drunk Girls Too Drunk on a Porn Shoot
CLICK HERE

Ocean Front Naked Chick
CLICK HERE

Free Hot Girls on Webcam – I Watch This Shit Every Day…I am Watching it Right Now!
CLICK HERE

Epic Tits
CLICK HERE

Hot Amateur Tits
CLICK HERE

Porn Dude Tries to Pee on Porn Chick
CLICK HERE

Slutty Selfies!
CLICK HERE

Messy Tits Couvered in Blue
CLICK HERE

Girls in the Shower Together
CLICK HERE

Pussy in Flowers
CLICK HERE

Porno Tits
CLICK HERE

Drone Gets Killed
CLICK HERE

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Watch My Top 20 SFW Cam Clips of the Week…PART 9!!!!!
DON’T CLICK HERE

Find More Great Links Here….
DON’T CLICK HERE

///////////////////////////////////////////

FOLLOW ME INTO THE DARKNESS ON SOCIAL MEDIA:
INSTAGRAM | FACEBOOK | TWITTER | TUMBLR | SNAPCHAT

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Posted in:stepLINKS

2017

18

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Hard Nipple of the DAy

No Comments »

I don’t know why I am still posting this nonsense, but here’s Bella Thorne’s hard nipples and some slutty video compilation of her in lingerie “acting” not that “acting” really means anything…it’s more just her existing and getting in front of the camera to act a fool while perverts watch, or because perverts will watch and that in and of itself is all she’s good for..and with her body looking like this…I am all for it…but that face, it’s getting more and more jacked up and tranny….she’s shit, useless, but having a good time…and I guess not giving a fuck what anyone really thinks as long as she keeps getting paid and making that money…it’s all a joke, it’s all a troll, and we are the suckers being blinded by the probably fake tits…

I just think there’s so much more to the world than being a vapid, mall brand of a human…why isn’t she saving AIDS babies, even if AIDS isn’t a death sentence..there’s more that she could do with her day and audience than show off tits…but why would she…because America celebrates and rewards this shit.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Kendall Jenner’s Selfie of the Day

No Comments »

I guess the Kardashians aren’t getting enough attention with their 5 girls in the family pregnant for a fun and over the top tabloid storyline that I guess proves people still care about what this family is up to….so they’ve staged some Blac Chyna lawsuits and I guess told Kendall to take some booty pics or selfies or whatever this is, it looks edited and not like a selfie for me, in some brain washing erotica to keep up their momentum.

I am still amazed that the family exists, that people follow them or care about what they are up to, they are trashy brown people, I thought America was racist and would want nothing to do with this…yet for some reason they keep earning, they keep getting TV shows, and I guess they are still proof that society is fucking doomed…bring it on Apocalypse we need a fucking RESET.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Maggie Gyllenhaal Naked in The Deuce of the Day

No Comments »

Maggie Gyllenhaal reminds me of a sloppy old sock that I left in the corner of the room, or under the couch for a very long time, I mean I may use it to wipe off my cum after sexting at 2 am, when I should be taking a shit…but instead…I’m pretty disgusted by it and think it should just stay under the couch…

She’s some nepotism, works cuz her daddy and mom worked in the industry, and I don’t hate her as an actress, I just find her horrible to look at and seeing her naked, again, cuz we’ve seen it before doesn’t really excite me…

I am guessing this is a show about porno or the start of porno in the 70s, I don’t think it was necessary to cast someone in their 70s..but I guess that’s what they did…and here’s a glimpse into her performance she’ll likely win awards for…

Posted in:Maggie Gyllenhaal

2017

18

Oct

Courtney Stodden On the Beach in a Bikini of the Day

No Comments »

Courtney Stodden is wonderful. I guess she’s over having her miscarriage / abortion for the tabloids, and she’s no longer with the celebrity she pretended to be a child bride with, and she’s no longer pushing her porno career that wasn’t very good….

Sure she may be a useless, clown of a person, you know milking the tabloids being the child bride, even though she looks like she’s in her 40s, pulling off some platinum hair, fake tits shit that was hot in the 90s, back when she was graduating high school, despite her wanting you to think it was when she was born, but she’s got this shameless self promotion down proper and I think it’s great…

On the beach with hired paparazzi and some black dude I guess fucks her..and I guess that’s news…I’m just here for the bold on tits on her small frame…

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2017

18

Oct

Puck Moonen Hot Cyclist Tits of the Day

No Comments »

What the PUCK…her name is Puck Moonen and she’s some kind of professional cyclist with bolt on tits that I guess she post on her social media by accident so that the world sees and understands that she exists…as the world…loves hot female athletes…they are strong, got them strong legs, can do those squats onto our faces, they don’t burn out when riding the cock, you know because of fitness, not that your cock will ever be near them, you’re not DUTCH or following the cycling circuit she’s on, because cycling is some homo shit, and every once in a while a hot girl comes out of homo shit…a hot girl like
Puck Moonen….

Posted in:Puck Moonen

2017

18

Oct

Terra Jo Wallace, Taylor Bagley and Sydney Roper for Dead Hefner’s Mag of the Day

No Comments »

Terra Jo Wallace once wrote:

Terra Jo Wallace is the name

I have many ways of expressing myself, modeling is one of them. It also happens to be my job and I love it! I am only on MM for testing purposes. Sometimes when Im working, I lose a little freedom with expressing myself for my job is to sell whatever it is the client is selling.. Thats why Im here. To be able to collaborate with new people who have new ideas! As you know, it is hard to keep up with every site. I am not on MM all that much as traveling limits my use for this site and I rarely find enough time to test. So please know that if I do not get back to you that it is not personal! I just may not be able to shoot at this time and as I try to get back to everyone, messages unfortunately are easily overlooked. I try to keep this page updated as much as possible. My photos are rarely updated, so make sure to check out my blog for further photos & updates!

THANKS

Taylor Bagley is some babe you’ve never heard of but she’s straight from the slums of Oklahoma….or maybe she’s from a white bread farm in Oklahoma…who’s to really know…because she moved to LA to be a model and actress, because I guess she found herself hot and talented enough after all the attention she got from the local cowboys…school teachers, coaches and other men in positions of power who we can assume touched her like they touch all girls…

Sydney Roper has some Three’s Company name and I guess is another one of these girls trying to make it in LA so they did Playboy, because Playboy has some kitch factor, novelty factor, fuck Hugh Hefner without Fucking Hugh Hefner cuz he’s dead.

Just girls trying to go viral with their tits, and they’ve all been at it for a while, it’s the lazy LA way…

Well here they are doing it…and Playboy is loving it because they love Instagram shoots, and even though you can see all this on Instagram these days, it still happened and its hot…

I support new talent trying to make it, these girls are hot and looking like they are just a good Coachella barely working but have rich boyfriends good time…

Posted in:Sydney Roper|Taylor Bagley|Terra Jo Wallace

2017

18

Oct

Irina Shayk Lingerie Model of the Day

No Comments »

I recently said:

Irina Shayk gets it. She was a Russian chick who didn’t fuck around. She took her communist gymnast training to heart and applied it to being a hot chick…she didn’t go the traditional escort route, she was too hot for that, but instead she went the new escort route, find rich and famous people to leverage yourself into the mainstream, that will embrace you because you’re hot, and eventually closing in on your target, a womanizing celebrity with a lot of money named Brad Cooper around the time you’re 30 and almost expired as a model – have his kid – start that family – guaranteed income for a long time…like communist rationed bread but way more luxurious..

I feel the same way about Irina Shayk today, a soulless eastern block babe with a dream, one of the hottest models the last few years who managed to climb the ranks from A-List cock to A-List cock and thus being considered A-List by association…

Now a hollywood wife and baby momma, not bad for someone slated to be a sex worker at the local communist mafia stripper bar…

These are from some “lingerie” shoot, that suck and that I assume I’ve already posted.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

18

Oct

Cynda Mcelvana Tits of the DAy

No Comments »

According to IMDB….

Cynda McElvana was born in Conway, Arkansas where she lived her early childhood. At the age of 6 she moved with her family to Moore, Oklahoma. In 2014, at the age of 16, Cynda relocated to Hollywood, CA. She is a model in both Los Angeles and in New York, as well as an actress

Also according to IMDB….she’s only been in one movie in 2013 called CURCH that was a short where she played a “CHURCH MEMBER”…so I am thinking that anyone can have an IMDB…when trying to legitimize their getting naked on social media…when getting naked on social media doesn’t need to be legitimized…it’s as legit as it gets…too legit to quit or some shit…

I find this shoot creepy and her panties a little too kid’s pull-ups but I’m sure they aren’t going for that…they’re too hip for that.