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2024

07

Aug

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

Heidi Klum is rich as shit, she’s got no real worries because her life has worked out for her.

She’s a TV host, which means she doesn’t really work too hard. She basically shows up, sits in hair and make-up for a few hours, then sits around on camera where she gets to be herself and say her stupid German commentary.

So she’s got a lot of free time to sit around and think about how old and nasty she’s getting, or to spend being a chronic masturbating sex addicted pervert, who has used that to her advantage.

Which means taking the whoring to Instagram, in a bikini that shows off her bald old lady slab of sloppy joe meat….big tits out at 50 something..and as it turns out, exhibitionism and perversion works even on old ladies so long as those old ladies have womanly bodies…even mid-rot…

So here’s more smut from the Victoria’s Secret model whore in her retirement….

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2024

07

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Fat chicks may be a common thing in our day to day landscaped.

They are fucking everywhere…

The good news is that there are still a lot of people who are choosing health, wellness and vanity to never allow themselves to get fat.

Surviving and standing out amongst all the fat chicks who are trying to suck hot chicks into being fat chicks because misery enjoys company.

Obviously every fat girl wants every girl to be fat, so they don’t feel so shitty about themselves…and in the process try to reshape society into thinking being fat is ok…

So despite being surrounded by fat, being marketed fat, being propagandized that fat is wonderful…..

It’s safe to say….we don’t need to accept that….

We don’t have to give in…

We can do some Clockwork Orange style shock therapy to prove our point.

This is that.

Posted in:Fatty

2024

07

Aug

Anna Zaiachkivska is the Instagram Of The Day

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Anna Zaiachkivska sounds local.

Not one of them imported by the rich pussies, human trafficked by being baited into thinking they are going to get that American dream…mail order wives, or actual contract models….maybe here as a refugee or border jumper….

We’re a diverse country, so she could just be be 5th generation local, sounding like some Russian prostitute…but it is internet era, hot pussy can live everywhere and that’s magical.

Image Credit – Instagram

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2024

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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If you have to choose between a girl who probably identifies as a they because she’s trying to be important doing her TikTok dance in her Tesla, that is probably self driving her through life, because she’s a public worker, maybe a diversity and inclusivity manager, definitely a single cat lady, all fat and fucking libtarded….in her really expensive car…willing to do anything she can for climate change and being an ally to trans people….

Or a crackhead 30 year old chick with pink hair, riding a skateboard, wearing a spandex outfit, Pussy out, tits out, tattooed and toothless, screaming at a lamp post about her welfare check while pointing at passerbys…seemingly very eager to anything for more crack….

Always choose the crackhead all skinny in spandex….no matter how bad she smells, or how much flesh is peeling off her legs from her scratching…

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2024

06

Aug

Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

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Heidi Klum is 100 fucking years old but totally comfortable taking her whoring to the instagram level of whoring.

It’s a transition that probably wasn’t all that hard to do for a set of tits that has been whoring since the 90s.

It was a “do what you did with all those rich me in order to become what you have become”….only on instagram for a bunch of low level perverts…

That’s all the instagram hustle really is, catering to the low level perverts for likes and follows, like catering to the rich and connected dudes for money and work…and both work seamlessly for the right chicks to dominate.

Klum is on vacation, topless cuz she’s European, still a cast member on a Disney owned show, so they are ok with this European whoring…and as a VS model we all started at in catalog form pushing 50, she could be a fuck of a lot worse and a fuck of a lot more boring…so keep on bringing the tits…the Euguenics program didn’t kill all those people in Nazi Germany for her to not celebrate their accomplishments.

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2024

06

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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Rita Ora is old as shit by now, but she’s a familiar face or set of tits in the celebrity landscape and has been for a long time.

She’s basically the Charli XCX before Charli XCX graduated high school, who like Charli XCX came to America and made a lot of money, but never quite hitting it big….

Only, Charli XCX didn’t give up and those tits we all saw go to all those parties over the years finally go validated like a parking at the mall.

Rita Ora’s not quite as lucky, but she married some New Zealand super star Hollywood director and writer, so her music career is more of a rich wife keeping busy thing..

She’s in bikini, she’s been working out, her tits still sloppy and I’m into it….

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2024

06

Aug

Jutta Leerdam in a Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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Jutta Leerdam is Jake Paul’s beard, who he apparently likes a lot because she has higher testosterone than most women, thanks to being an Olympic Speed Skater, with those watermelon crushing thighs. She’s also around 6 feet tall, so she’s a very substantial woman who if you’re fucking up the ass and get that ass sex shit smell, you can close your eyes and imagine it’s a man.

I think that despite being a giant woman, she’s got that instagram whore look to her…so her athleticism just adds to her credibility of being an ass you should consider jerking off to, not because instagram boxing legend Jake Paul the guy who games social media get it, but because the ass has work put into it and that’s worthy of celebrating in a landscape of lazy whores who do nothing but get ass injections.

They are on vacation, she is in bikini, you can almost see her balls.

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2024

06

Aug

Golfer Paige Spiranac’s Big Titty Golf Porn of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is a 45 year old golf girl from Arizona with a big set of tits and an even bigger pair of underwear….

Underwear that you can pay 100 dollars a month to see, or you can wait for the one dude who pays 100 dollars a month to rip it and post it to social media.

You see, she is part of some exclusive content platform owned by Hollywood where they guarantee she won’t get naked as part of their terms and services, so they aren’t a porn site.

Which means that they don’t consider this long ass pair of giant underwear to be seen as pornography, even with the giant tits out.

The fascinating thing about these girls is their literal interpretation of whoring, it’s like their litmus test or the needle of how much of a whore they are really depends on how much money they are making….and on what platform they are making it on.

If you post bikini pics on instagram, what’s posting underwear pics, if you do it for free, what’s charging people once you have the fan base, it’s this soulless self justification of what they are doing being a good thing, not low hanging fruit cash grab whoring.

Sure, Paige made her money and got her fans with having giant tits that could golf, but she’s slowly skirting from Glamour Model to strictly producing jerk off material, which takes out the fun in wanting a bit tit model who can golf to tell you how to golf, by turning her into a low level whore willing to do anything for a dollar.

Will she ever do porn, probably not, she’s too rich to not do porn, but I guess it depends on how addicted to money and how she justifies her doing porn not being actual porn because it’s for the fans and she’s just letting them see her fuck….or some shit.

Either way, this is her shit content, hopefully not the exclusive paid content, but assuming it is, you paying customers have been RIPPED the fuck off…

Posted in:Paige Spiranac

2024

06

Aug

Bulldog Faced Salma Hayek’s Got Old Lady Tits of the Day

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I am still processing that there was a time that I thought Salma Hayek was hot. I bought into the hype and after looking at old clips and pictures of her strong underbite and masculine features, I feel like I’ve been duped.

This pug-faced / bulldog faced Hollywood starlet who was sold or bought by a billionaire family for breeding purposes is a lot of hype….

As a forever pug dad committed to the pug breed, I am wired to think the brachycephalic, or FLAT FACED dogs are the most wonderful looking creatures. So an underbite on a pug or bulldog or a pekingese even a boston terrier and brussels griffens speak to my fucking soul…

That being said, when a woman looks like one of these bug eyed, flat faced, underbite dogs….it does the opposite.

Sure, at 57 years old, her tits are big, she’s not all that vile for an old lady, but I am mad or bitter and unforgiving that she went along with the scam that she’s a babe all those years…..

Marketing, propaganda and brainwashing work.

I should start propagandizing you to give me money or to think I’m funny because people who people think are funny make a lot of money, I saw that PODCASTERS on PATREON made 350 million dollars last year alone from the fans. That’s outside of their brand deals and show tickets, that’s strictly perverts paying to see their nudes.

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2024

06

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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My theory is that tits are wonderful, even the fucking nasty ones are still worth looking at or grabbing….unless they have some kind of cancerous open sore, gangrene or a fungal infection…that shit is fair fucking game…..making even the worst tit a decent tit…

So when it comes to tit size, I appreciate the small as much as the heavy hanging natural, because all tit lives matter since tiny tits are titties too.

It’s sad seeing girls murdering their tits, sacrificing their tiny tit in a medical procedure that they think will bring them all their hopes and dreams is tragic, even if statistically, the girls with the big tits, even fake big tits do better because people are wired to love big tits…

I prefer to encourage tiny tit empowerment, I’m like a fat chick on instagram posing in a bikini, to inspire other fat chicks to pose in bikinis, when they should really be inspired to cutting calories….so my small tit empowerment is better than fat chick empowerment.

So like one of those find dining restaurants with a tiny portions of pretentious food, I see the tiny tit as a very sophisticated thing, probably because all the high paid models of my youth had tiny tits and the big tits were for the trashy whores…but it’s a concept I still stick to…which is why I love a good and even bad tiny tit…since it’s a tit.