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2023

24

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

I wonder if tanlines are a fetish of mine because they show women living on the fucking edge, you know like looking in the face of danger and saying “fuck off, you can’t hurt me”….similar to getting off to girls who masturbate in public trying to get caught, or who get naked on motorcycles, or who bike in short skirts, no panties, through the busy streets with no helmet, just pussy on street.

I tend to not fear the sun, and feel like it’s good for us since it makes vegetables grow, but at the same time, Australian women look 50 when they turn 30, ask Margot Robbie and that’s with all the money she’s got to save herself….

Then there’s an over-tanning woman I saw in the grocery store last night, similar to ones I’ve seen on the beaches in Florida in the 90s when I was into going to Florida, not that I wouldn’t be now, just none of you have invited me to hangout and that hurts…like the loser never invited to the birthday party, or the swinger party, WHY WON’T YOU LET ME FUCK YOUR WIFE?

But yeah, that over-tanning woman, who likely winters in Florida where she continues to tan, all addicted to the sun, straight up SUN DAMAGE and out of a horror movie, makes me believe the SUN does fucking jack up the skin, so that the tanline is all the more rebellious, just not when it’s out of a jar, which some of these could be.

Either way, TANLINES, HIGHLIGHT THE GOOD PARTS!

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2023

24

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I may have a sluggish as shit website that no one cares about and I may not be dropping the hottest exclusive content because no one knows the site exists or sends me their hot exclusive content and I am not in a position to get out there and produce the hottest and exclusive content since I have no budget to do so and more importantly, I am trying to figure out ways to fake my own death rather than elevate myself to celebrity status….you see, I hung out with Lindsay Lohan in 2008 or 2009….in a hotel room and really that was about all the achieving I needed in my life and the last 14 years of decline has been because I had already peaked….trolled hard enough to get into Lohan’s hotel room…which unfortunately didn’t get me paid because she wasn’t into trolling with me, but good enough…

So I may suck as a website, a content creator, a WEBMASTERBATOR, but I have brought you some stepLINKS….because stepLINKS lives matters and since I was killing them off, I’ve realized, I must revive them…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Something Is In There
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Katie Sigmond Brings Booty to the Golf Course!
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Doutzen Kroes Gets Down With Her Model Friends!
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Caroline Vreeland Swims in Cowboy Boots!
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Braless Zara Larsson in a White Top!
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15 Old Wild West Photos That Will Leave You Breathless
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Brylie St Clair Brings the Softballs to the Bikini!
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Naked Car Ride
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Rihanna topless outtakes
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Saweetie’s Jaw-Dropping Look: Braless Boobs Steal the Show at Drake’s After Party
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Crazy Clips Of Massive River Tides
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Heidi Klum’s Upskirt Moment!
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This Car Saved Lamborghini From Going Bankrupt
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Two People Successfully Start A Stadium Chant
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Britney wants to heal relationship with dad?
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Kesha Skinny Dips to Promote Her Album!
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Horrifying Security Camera Footage Of The Beirut Explosion
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Notre Dame Pole Vaulter Olivia Fabry!
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Dog Owner Gets Embarrassed By Overly Extroverted Dog
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Jadyn Jannasch is Back!
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Selena Gomez Channels Her Inner Sex and The City Samantha!
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Top 20 Celebrities Breasts Bounce GIFs
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Paula Cendejas Nipples in a See Through Top!
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Livvy Dunne’s Gymnastics Behind the Scenes!
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Cop Ends Up Pulling Over A Top Police Official For Speeding
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Khloe Kardashian’s See Through Dress!
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Bodybuilder Baseball Fan Can’t Open A Water Bottle
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49ers WAGS Go on on Vacation!
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Gold Digger Prank That Will Catch You Off-Guard
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Brylie St Clair Brings the Softballs to the Bikini!
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Inside the Britney and Sam breakup
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Some Of The Funniest Boat Fails Ever
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23 Unexpected Gems Hiding in Everyday Life
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Trucks Seen Using The Runaway Ramp
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What’s It Say? lol
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Taking A Look At Germany’s Oldest Street-Legal Car
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Malu Trevejo Shows Off Her Tan in a Pink Bikini!
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Masses Of Gold Found In A River
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Gracie Hunt at the Boat Bachelorette Party!
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Hilary Duff looking hot
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Tallia Storm – The Cumberland Hotel Marble Arch in London
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Rita Ora – Bikini on a yacht in Ibiza
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Leni Klum – Brick of the Heart opening night at Forte dei Marmi, Italy
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Lea Michele – Seen out in New York
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Lili Reinhart – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Candice Swanepoel – Bikini on vacation in Mykonos
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Dua Lipa – Celebrating her birthday at a club in Ibiza
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Ruth Wilson – Tatler Magazine – October 2023
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Zendaya Coleman – Elle Magazine – September 2023
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Phoebe Tonkin – Anthropologie – Fall 2023
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Linda, Christy , Naomi & Cindy – British Vogue – September 2023
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Sienna Miller – Pregnant in Bikini on the Beach in Ibiza
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Big Titty Foursome
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Riley Nixon Flashing Outside Joe Rogan’s Comedy Club!
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Howard Stern Playing with Tit!
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Public Masturbator Actually Wins
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Lissa Mendez Naked at the Beach!
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Panties Pulled to the Side for the Dildo!
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Naked Car Ride
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For Money Or For Pleasure
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Behind the Scenes at Bangbros
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Baby Got Back
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Keep Your Eyes Glues on Hailey Rose’s Tits!
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Going on a Tinder Date with Josephine Jackson!
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Trailer Hitch Fuck
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Alexis Tae as Ahsoka XXX!
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Seeing Double (GIF)
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Solomia Maievska’s Big Boobs in Black and White!
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2023

23

Aug

Leni Klum Red Thong of the Day

This LENI KLUM bikini experience.

It’s been highlight of the summer, you know, thanks to her massive tits on her small frame being in a bikini, all shameless and knowing her body is ridiculous, even with her small ass that for some reason offends dudes brainwashed by fat chicks, not realizing that the smaller the ass the bigger the dick looks, because they are likely virgins…

Her hanging out with her scheming rich as fuck father illegitimate father on his yacht to make up for lost time from being raised Heidi Klum’s bastard child has been fun to see, not because I care about that pervert Heidi Klum’s raising her kid to be an opportunist that uses her body for attention, or because I care about nepotism or think these people are important in their fancy lives, but SIMPLY PUT, it’s because of the rockin’ young tits bro….simple…teach a man to stare at tits and who fucking cares, just look at the tits, they are the kind of tits that could make any German hater love the Germans for all they’ve contributed to the world, like with her tits and auto enginerneering, but mainly the tits…

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2023

23

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In this world that is trying to make us all fat lazy prematurely dead fucks, do what you can to stay fit, even if it’s sexualizing and getting boners for girls who workout, even if it makes them feel uncomfortable, because ultimately, they are doing fitness in efforts to be hotter, just not hotter for you, and that’s the collateral damage of their efforts, appealing to autistic retards like us who can’t handle hot fit chicks in skimpy outfits doing squats….

I figure if we can’t join them in the workout because we can’t keep up, we might as well watch them from afar and jerk off to it to do our part in saving the world from another fatty sucking off the healthcare system…

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2023

23

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know if you realize this, but women wear their shorts jacked up inside their cunts, maybe because they are waiting longer to have kids and they are programmed to want to house things in their cunt, making them feel good but not necessarily knowing why, you know because their anti-depressants have disconnected them from their souls and the media has told them “fuck strangers, be happy, it’s about YOU girl, SLAY”….

But women wear a lot of shorts that are jacked inside their cunts, maybe as a way to let you know they are biological women in this era of all woman, even the dudes who pretend to be women jacking themselves up with injections and fillers to look more like instagram feed you all see….but I think the Adam’s apple and the fact that they were once dudes makes them stand out amongst the actual women who are jacking pants up inside themselves to let you know their pussy is not an inside dick that smells like shit….but the less they know that, the more cameltoes we see and I am into that.

So I’m going to go outside to do some CAMELTOE hunting…it’s my only hobby, passion and the only thing I can afford since it is free….

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2023

23

Aug

Iggy Azalea Got Them Titties On of the Day

I hated on IGGY AZALEA at the peak of her career, I just thought she was a fake as fuck scam that had manipulated the minds of retards….

I still think she’s a fake as fuck scam that manipulated the minds of retards, but there’s something to be said about a fake as fuck scam, who is also a mother to a young child, taking her rapping career and trying to sex it up by stripping down in self produced nudes she shares to the world or at least to her subscribers as a revenue stream…

So pop acts like Taylor Swift are viral and selling out shows for billions of dollars, IGGY AZALEA is selling titty pics….funny how life works out for these whores….and the best thing about it is that despite being a whore who sells nudes, she’ll still be allowed to attend all the events, run the brand deals, they play this as some artistry shit even though art is fake as fuck which works out nicely for IGGY IGUANA PUSS…(not her real name because she’s fake as fuck)..

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2023

23

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

If your government wants you smoking weed, you should probably find a more fun drug like METH, or CRACK but they probably want you on that too, you know it makes you easier to control and manipulate when you have a vice that makes you a mindless shill who feels so detached from the system that you pay into that you don’t really matter, so let those opportunistic fucks do what they do, while you kick back with some government sanctioned weed and some government sanctioned NETFLIX series, you lazy fucks. It’s your lack of involvement that has made society collapse the way it has, I hope you are happy.

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2023

23

Aug

Florence Pugh Bikini of the Day

Florence Poo is being so modest, she’s go her bikini on whilst living her celebrity life that she was able to game the system into giving her, despite the fact that she was a midget, you see normally midgets would just avoid drawing more attention to themselves, but sometimes, not all the times, they use it to their advantage…

She was put into the marketing machine the propagandizes these celebs and tricks the normies hooked up to the matrix into thinking they are hot, so it’s like she wasn’t a neckless midget at all….the world embraced her and her thespian ways…

She’s not spreading her legs in her bikini, so the volume of her pussy lips is an unknown and one of my pet peeves. I figure if the bikini is on, make sure the cunt is poppin out of is so that I can see how dick clitted or lippy a bitch is, you know, for empowerment!

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2023

23

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s been a while since I did the stepLINKS, I figure we’re all allowed to be lazy, disorganized degenerates, especially when the site’s called DrunkenStepfather, which should be the fucking warning sign that things don’t really get done in a consistent way, just pure, low grade quality content for you.

As it turns out, people apparently like the stepLINKS because they are too lazy to click on the same websites I like everyday, they make me surf the internet for them, like the fucking Mexican slave in these modern times, when they say abolish slavery, here I am working hard for you fucks for free. Disgusting….I hope you’re proud of your bigoted self…

HERE ARE SOME Morning Commute Hangover Dump stepLINKS I would have posted last night for old times, or new times, because the stepLINKS are BACK baby..

Here are some stepLINKS!


Jiggle Boobies (GIF)
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Paige Spiranac’s Cheeky 2 Balls One Cup Video!
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Salma Hayek’s Mexican Vacation!
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Elizabeth Hurley Skinny Dips!
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Jen Selter Bikini View!
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20 Pictures That Will Make You Nostalgic For the Sixties
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Gracie Hunt at the Boat Bachelorette Party!
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Wasp Make You Dance!
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Leni Klum – more bikini shots
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Rita Ora Unleashes Temptation: Thong Bikini Shots Displaying Ass and Boobs Aboard Yacht!
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Rita Ora Chills With the Ice Man!
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Sara Sampaio Takes Her Job Very Seriously!
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Lottie Moss is Ironically Hot in Her Black Bikini!
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Lily Allens on losing her virginity at “about…
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Livvy Dunne’s Summer Vacation Recap!
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NFL WAG Olivia Culpo is Game Ready!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hits the Caves!
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Dorina Guillen Takes Miami Beach in a Very Tiny Bikini!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Nip Slip at the Beach!
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7 Signs you are not an Alpha Male
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Funny Compilation Of Models Falling Down Gracefully
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Beautiful Footage Of A Mother Crocodile Scooping Babies Into Her Mouth
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Lindsey Vonn Climbs Rock Faces in Bikinis!
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Customer Carrying A Pack Of Beer Shoots At Suspected Robber 7 Times
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Scary Set Of Drawbridge Failures Caught On Camera
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Addison Rae is a Pop Princess!
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The mic Cardi B threw has sold at auction
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10 Of The Worst Helicopter And Aeroplane Landing Fails
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Sydney Smith Gets on the Brand Partnerships!
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Alexandra Stan’s Micro G String!
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Funniest GTA Clip Ever
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Kid Rock drink Bud light again
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Adorable Baby Elephant Wants To Ride On Mom’s Back
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Horrifying Accidents Involving Tyres
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Sydney Smith the Livvy Dunne’s Busty Alternate Pulls Through!
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Alexis Ren’s Sunset Moment!
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Reason Behind Royal Jelly Being So Expensive
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30 Scary Moments Of Big Birds Hunting
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Angel Reese on Vacation!
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Looking At The Strange Organ Inside Sharks
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Tourists Have Their Hair Standing On End In The Kumtag Desert
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MMA Fighter Valentina Vackova is on Vacation!
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Caroline Vreeland Bares Her Bump!
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Nissan GTR R35 With Massive Pops And Bangs
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Find Sugar Babies
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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From the Forum

Jennifer Lawrence – Dinner at Via Carota in New York
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Sofia Richie – Running errands in Beverly Hills
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Renee Olstead – Tits Out
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Caylee Cowan – Love the Label photoshoot in Los Angeles
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Shopping in West Hollywood
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Laura Gemser, Annie Belle, Nieves Navarro, Ziggy Zanger – Black Velvet (1976) Nude Photos
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Leni Klum – Bikinis On a Yacht in France
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Victoria Justice – Potential Tit Slip At A Taylor Swift Concert
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Olivia Rodrigo Slutty Dress!
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Jordana Brewster’s Old Ass Looks Good in a Bikini
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Old Fat Ass J.Lo in a Bikini
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Kristen Bell Runs in a Sports Bra
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Reese Witherspoon’s Pointy Chin Daughter in a Denim Dress
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Caylee Cowan in Fitness Leggings for the Paparazzi
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Eiza Gonzalez in Fitness Leggings for the Paparazzi
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Emma Watson in Leggings
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Amatuer Doggy Style
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Hottie Rides the Dildo!
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Public Masturbator Actually Wins
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Baby Got Back
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Fuck shower doors
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Tits On A Stick
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Amateur Flesh: Yoba Fingering Her Pussy
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RE-Redefining Premature Ejaculation
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The Sounds Of Love
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Alyx Star Gives You a Lap Dance of a Lifetime!
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Clear Dildo in Ass
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Subtle Outdoor Pussy Rub
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Hot Cosplayer Morgpie Fucks Her Roommate!
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Fuck the Fuck Machine!
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17 People Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Redbull Gives You Wings!
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Shower Sex with my Beautiful Girlfriend
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Airport Girl Gets Wild!
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So, Crazyshit… Would You Hit It?
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Who is Next At Bat?
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Cooking Show with Busty Angel Wicky!
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Sexy Blonde Riding
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MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS – MORE LINKS –
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2023

23

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

There are two kinds of fat chicks….the kind who squirrel away and live their mousy little lives with their books, their knitting, their cats, their midnight snacks that no one can judge them for because no one cares enough to be there, to intervene, to help motivate them to lose weight, if anything they just stay the fuck away and allow them to have their lonely, sad, depressing existence….with no real motivation to get their life together, to drop the weight, or to improve the misery they find comfortable in its mediocrity…

The other kind of fat person is the bigger than life, life of the party, big personality who knows that everyone is looking at their freakish size, so they bring a personality as big to the table with their big size, because they don’t get enough attention being big….it’s the outgoing fatty, who likely fucks dudes on the regular because they don’t think they are fat, or they own being fat, and they likely get naked on the internet…

I prefer the fatties who live in the prison they built for themselves, a CELLBLOCK of shame, but the extrovert fatties still have tits, oftentimes scary tits, and tits are always worth looking at, even if it is for a cultural analysis for your PhD in NUDES….

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