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2023

10

Jul

Emily Alyn Lind Topless of the Day

I posted the fatter Alyn Lind sister the other day, she was getting out of the pool and had some fat tits, I’d link it, but that requires effort, I’m lazy, and don’t get paid for this shit, so many you should just keep this site open so that you can click refresh over and over, documenting my work, my writing, my jokes, my everything, like a little fucking ARCHIVIST….because you know these words are meaningful historically and the AI needs a database of all my jokes so that I can keep this site going without actually being involved because it’s boring.

Anyway, like all other sisters of the more famous sister, born in the industry, and probably worked in the industry, or got worked by creeper dudes in the industry at the family parties like she was Hayden Panettiere, she’s got her shirt off…she’s edgy, she’s smoking, EVEN though smoking kills….rocking what I call the ASHTRAY pussy, since someone told me decades ago that women who smoke get grey vaginas…..and the whole thing is so artsy, so inspired, so creative, so dead in the eyes….the way you like it..

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2023

10

Jul

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I saw at least 6 different lesbian couples over the weekend….and I wasn’t out there seeking lesbian couples over the weekend….they are just a trend that is anti-humanity, because civilization requires women to get fucked in order to make babies in their womb come into existence in order to cry for attention by breast feeding in public, rather than cuddling with another woman, or having a picnic, all too romantically….at least for someone who’s only real experience in fake lesbianism has been on porn sets or at the club after too many drinks and girl wants attention…

Yes, I know lesbians can ingest sperm they buy on craigslist into their womb to make said baby, so they don’t actually need to fuck a man, but rather use a turkey baster while a they looking bitch eats her out, but that’s not really HOW we are wired, you revamping the human experience trend following fucks…

Here’s some breast feeding to get hyped on some trad wife using the milk tits to be jerked off to since it’s a thing tits do naturally…besides getting cummed on….who knew!

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2023

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am a firm believer that you should not be on the internet clicking suspicious links, but rather outside staring at suspicious tits, trying to figure out if they were born male or female and whether they’ll let you find out.

Real life happens off the computer, but if you are here, click on the links dozens of times, this is my only lifeline and how I stay alive on the internet….BARELY….

Do it for the tits I’ll get to see when I go viral and get rich or die barely trying….

HERE ARE SOME STEPLINKS..

Livvy Dunne’s Swimsuit Polaroids!
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Carmen Electra and Jenny McCarthy Come Back from the Dead to Relive 90s Content for Kim K
LICK HERE!!!!

20 Psychological Life Hacks to Help You Win
LICK HERE!!!!

Sherrie Rose and Melissa Behn Naked in 1999
LICK HERE!!!!

Some Sluts in Bikinis in Miami
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Bob Marley “One Love” Trailer is Out
LICK HERE!!!!

Hailee Steinfeld Bikinis in Mexico
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Dua Lipa’s Booty on a Surf Board
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Charlotte Mckinney Brings Back the Bikini Bobs
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Sabrina Elba Nips
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7 Reasons Men Shouldn’t Marry
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Gay Married Ricky martin Gets Gay Divorced
LICK HERE!!!!

Britney Spears Gets Taken Down by Security
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Doja Cat is Patriotic in her Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Danielle Bregoli Bikinis
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Why We Love the Smell of Gas
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Flying the Bicycle
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Rescued Baby Stoat
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Kristen Cavallari Bikinis
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Charli XCX Bikini Time
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Do Octopuses Dream
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Retrieving a Car from a Collapsed Road
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Surfer Malia Ward’s Amazing VLOG
LICK HERE!!!!

Sofia Richie Vacations
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Addison Rae Wet in Hawaii
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Impala Catches Fire
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Journey Through the Amazon
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Beatrice Bouchard at the Beach
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Alessandra Ambrosio and Heidi Klum Strut in Paris
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Maitland Ward Bikinis Hard for USA
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The Powers of Introverted People
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Kayla Simmons – Volleyball Star
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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Celebrate
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Kim K’s Bikini Moment
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Land and Water Scooter
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Motorcyclist Dies Running from the Cops
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Burger and Fries in Resin
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Eugenie Bouchard in the Hamptons
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Rescued Deer Changes Family’s Life Forever
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Truck Hits Lamp Post
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Tom Brady’s Stalker for America
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Hailey Beiber’s Make Pizza
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Nude Model Francesca’s Ink
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Octopus Gets Excited
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Kim Kardashian May Be Boning Tom Brady
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Karolina Topless Beach Shoot
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Elephant Gun in Action
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Scenes from the 2023 Paragliding Championships
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Intense Game of Don’t Break the Ice
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Alexis Ren Bikinis
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Jutta Leerdam Trains Hard
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Where the WHALE’s AT…..MAKE ME RICH OFF THE BACK OF THESE CAM GIRLS
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Bikini By the Pool
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Bella Thorne – Skimpy Bikini
LICK HERE!!!!

Amanda Holden Black Dress
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Olivia Ponton’s Slutty Shoot
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Nina Dobrev’s Bra for a Slutty Shoot
LICK HERE!!!!

Denise Richards in a Tank Top
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Lily James in Paris
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Cardi B Whore at Fashion Week
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Dakota Johnson in a Tight Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez at the Fendi Show
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Olivia Rodrigo in Vogue
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The Sex Slave was Released!
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Vanessa Paradis Riding her Daughter’s Whoredom Fame
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Kaia Gerber Does Fashion Shit
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Heidi Klum does Old Lady SLut Shit
LICK HERE!!!!

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From stepSMUT!!

(LINKS BELOW ARE NSFW!)
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Naked Girl with the Tits
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Toy in Ass Time
LICK HERE!!!!

Only Fans Can Get Worse
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The Best of Blake Blossom
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Spycam Perverts
LICK HERE!!!!

Hot Amateur Grulla
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Big Booty on the Dildo
LICK HERE!!!!

Butt Plug at the Restaurant
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Fighting Fridays
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Hook in Ass
LICK HERE!!!!

4 Acts that Make her a WHore
LICK HERE!!!!

Big Dildo
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Big Titty Fucked
LICK HERE!!!!

Won’t Stop Til She’s Broken
LICK HERE!!!!

Shower Dildo Fuck
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Blonde Amateur
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Pussy on the Street
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24 Shit Days
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MILF RIDING
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Weirdness at the Dentist
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20 More Shit Days
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Bright Colored Dildo
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The Fly Twatter
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Hotel Mirror Fuck
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Train Dick Suck
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Masha LUND Playboy Babe
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Sucking Dildo
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Amy Topless at the Pool
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Van Masturbator
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Ellie and her Sex Toys
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Bouncy Bouncy
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Poolside Dick Suck
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On the Hipster Chair
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Long Dick Fucked
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Big Dildo
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

07

Jul

Are Kelly Gale’s Tits Real or Unreal of the Day

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Here’s some hard hitting journalism that is probably not considered journalism because I am a not a journalist, even thought I write bullshit all day….and this hard hitting non-journalism is a question as to whether her big tits on her small frame are real…..

You see she’s Indian, DESI show me your BOBS, and they tend to have big tits, along with babies born with extra limbs….but also Swedish, who also tend to have big tits, at least that was the rumor years ago when they’d release data on average bra-size by country, they don’t do that anymore, but SHOULD….SKIMS ARE HER HEARING THIS?

She’s also Australian and those Ozone battered, party girls with son damage, built from criminals in exile blood are sluts, so it makes for a solid combo….YET we still don’t know…. ARE KELLY GALE’s TITS REAL or UNREAL?

Posted in:Kelly Gale

2023

07

Jul

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

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In a world where outfits are so revealing, I don’t fully understand why they women bother wearing them, you’d think there would be no need for the old fashion “let me see what’s under your dress” for perverted reasons, out of curiosity, or for market research on how clothing technologies lie…all these shape wear padded bra bullshits don’t paint a real picture….but there’s always a reason for side by side picture of clothed vs unclothed to see what we are dealing with and yes, photoshop, filters, AI all exist…and pictures fucking lie….but until the women are walking around fully nude…this is better than nothing, in fact, it’s probably better than if they start walking around full nude because then what will we fantasize about them removing….right?

Keep women clothes so their nudes matter!

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Posted in:OnOff

2023

07

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Bikini Tits of the Day

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Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid created in the industry, sent to NYC to become an NYC hipster with her racy non Disney Content that you have to assume Disney approved every step of the way, because they understand creating and nurturing talent in ways we never will, and they also know how to take advantage of a set of tits we had no idea Rowan had…..while still keeping her marketable for mainstream projects, can’t lose that investment on one of the assets they own….especially when she’s got these assets she owns, in theory, I mean it’s likely leased out to the industry…

I don’t know if the tits were always this big and round, if it’s a filter, a breast plate fake trannies pretending to be chicks to get into the locker-room, fakers, gel-packs, or she’s pregnant, on her period, hormonal or fat….BUT it’s tits….DISNEY bred tits….

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Posted in:Rowan Blanchard

2023

07

Jul

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I don’t know if all these braless bitches out there are feminists, but I’d let them run off about how they aren’t paid equally, how men are toxic, how the patriarchy has wronged them, how they love cats, knitting and being angry at everything….they can tell me about their blue hair, how they hate the ORANGE MAN who grabbed them by the pussy, they can go on about equal rights, RAPE victimhood, while still having a rape fetish (riddle me that whore) cuz that’s sex positive….they can tell me about how they destroyed a coworkers life for saying her sexually harassed them, when he didn’t but it’s a subjective thing, you know….I’m a fucking ALLY so long as you annoying bitches are braless, we’re good.

You see, I saw a full set of tits walk my way yesterday, sheer white tank top tits, to the point where I saw “why even wear a shirt, fuck the law, be a real activist with them tits”….and that was only one set of tits of many tits, since all bitches are braless….IT is a revolution that doesn’t necessarily kill the family unit like feminism did, that may increase the sex work revolution that being an accepted whore on the internet does, and that LETS me see tits daily…BRILLIANT…

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Posted in:Feminist

2023

07

Jul

Jenna Dewan Topless Attention Seeking of the Day

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We get it Jenna Dewan you’re a bored 40 year old industry hooker that spent may days on casting couches trying to make it with your moderate dance talent that gave you enough confidence to audition for people, before landing Channing Tatum, who dumped her and likely pays her hefty child support payments so that she doesn’t have to work, even though she’s had another kid with another guy, to hedge her bets….

We get that she wants people jerking off to her, because that’s her currency, her value, her purpose….but it’s all a little desperate man…get on the dating apps, sext some bros who can bring you work, no one gives a fuck to see some kissy face titty grab stupidty…it’s dumb and if you’re not going to be a MILF FISTER, FISTING THAT MILF PUSSY, in various dance positions since she’s a professional dancer, not the stripper kind, but the kind strippers dream of being because they get to strip privately for the rich and famous leading to that good life….

Point of the story, BORING.

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Posted in:Jenna Dewan|Jenna Dewan-Tatum

2023

07

Jul

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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In a world of depravity, everything comes full circle when it comes to coming to fetishes….

So when one thing goes out of style and loses it’s sex appeal on the mainstream level, even though we all know there’s still a small group of us still into that thing, it’s just a matter of time before that comes back to us and our weird fetish, or nostalgia becomes in again…..

I’ve been an advocate for big, panty pillow bush for as long as I can remember, there are probably 1000s of posts on here about my love for bush, my sadness of the destruction of bush, all ready to chain myself to a tree like a protestor to save the bush, waiting outside waxing salons to END the BUSH cull….but the last few years, bush has been back….a good fucking thing for humanity…

Now, I’ve been an advocate for all panties, since it’s not the panties a girl wears but the ass that wears the panties that matter, and I’ve been never shaming of a girl who rocks some deep cut pantylines in her pants because she FULL BACKS her shit, my goal has always been to get to the panty, to remove the panty, to sniff the panty, to cum on the panty….the cut or fabric of said panty irrelevant…..so now people are starting to get off to the full-back panty, since it’s seemingly a NEW panty after they’ve blown out and over exposed all the other panty styles…

In this world of depravity, soon traditional monogamy, relationship sex, missionary with no pegging, ass eating, or other partners will become the hottest shit ever, just cumming inside to make babies like nature intended….and it may all start with the advent of the RELATIONSHIP PANTY being treated as if it is sexy……

It all comes full circle, all so that you can cum full circles…

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Posted in:Fullback Panty

2023

07

Jul

Rachel Bilson Cleavage of the Day

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Rachel Bilson’s looking so old, I actually had to google to see if she was Summer from the OC, or if I was getting my pickled alcoholic retard brain confused with someone else…..

Maybe it’s dementia, or maybe Rachel Bilson hasn’t captivated my heart in the way that she did when on the OC, which was a great show and something you had to watch if you wanted to fuck the college aged girls at the bars you were the creepy old guy at.

Summer was hot, now she’s in her 40s, and the decent sized tits are less fun than they were. She’s a mom with some Canadian from Star Wars.

Even though she got cancelled from a job for talking perverted shit about how she likes taking dick, typical 40+ conversation that bores me because it’s like “Grow Up” or “Keep it to yourself” or where was that energy when you were 20 and at your hottest on a hot show being hot…this bores me…HOWEVER…it is cleavage….and CLEAVAGE always wins..

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