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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2023

Jun

Noah Cyrus Side Tit of the Day

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I don’t know if Noah Cyrus has bolt on tits, she’s rich enough to get bolt on tits, but I’m sure she’s just fat and in a push up bra, but really when it comes to Noah Cyrus, the celebrity sister who was or should be locked in the basement, but who instead is let out to pretend she’s a talented singer from a talented song and dance family, which she very well may be, but all that’s lost when looking at her weirdly mutant face she’s not doing any favors for when rocking white eyebrows and eyelashes in some kind of fashion trend that should definitely end.

I am into Miley Cyrus, her big teeth and all, so by default I like the idea of Noah Cyrus, the sister in the shadow of such a bright shining star, but unfortunately, Noah Cyrus makes that fetish more a struggle, because the idea of all her feelings of inadequacy and never being good enough are hot, until you look at her and see that she clearly thinks she’s hot and a person of her own, which is not the kind of down in the dumps sister of celebrity I want…but I’ll still look at the tit, because why not…it’s tit.

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2023

Jun

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Fishnets are the timeless hosiery that for whatever reason has lasted hundreds of years of female whoredom or tools for seduction, like the freshly picked from the garden cucumber being fucked in the Victorian summer kitchen in 1870, a a found object the right kind of woman looks at and says “put it in my cunt”….still relevant TODAY…or granny’s silver horeshair brush still being inserted to achieve orgasm, now on the fourth generation of putting it in cunt, a family heirloom

The fishnets have serious staying power….and when not on a Goth dude ready to shoot up a school because the Jocks and Bettys offended him in his delusional vampire mind, they can be pretty hot, like produce wrapped tightly in the grocery store, but women, or a set of plastic rings holding the six pack together before killing off the turtles, solid hotness.

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2023

Jun

Iggy Azalea Lingerie of the Day

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I always thought of Iggy Azalea as a fake as fuck, weird as fuck, fake ass and fake titty fuck, cultural appropriating scam of a female rapper, who had some bullshit storyline about how hard she was, involving escaping Australia as a kid and stripping in Miami underage, which I think needs to be seriously fact checked as I don’t think she’s old enough, despite being pretty old, to have been able to fly to America without her parental consent when under 18, it’s called being a minor…but these people are pathological and believe their own lies, like they believe they are hot, so we, the pathetic mindless idiots who pay attention to them and by into their garbage because we are too lazy to find our own passions, just fuel this entire enterprise..

Anyway, she was always garbage to me, despite being celebrated, always a whore to me, despite being garbage looking, and for whatever reason, she decided her strategy would be OnlyFans, despite being rich…,

It’s either a you can never be rich enough, or a rich person trying to find an angle, meaning, purpose, relevance through selling her near nudes, and that whole thing is pretty fucking dumb and uneccessary, a cash grab or a deeper rooted issue….but at least she’s in her UNDERWEAR on the internet the way she is meant to be….

YOU CAN SEE THE PINK NIPS, never too little too late when it comes to nudity!

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2023

Jun

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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As an old pervert, I’ll jerk off to almost any style panty and even when you get to a place where a girl is either willing to fuck you, or asleep and accessible, you take whatever panties that come with the girl, or you TAKE OFF whatever panties that come with the girl, so that you can come with the girl….

Panties are not like food preferences, or people with fake gluten and dairy allergies, or vegans scared of animal products, or people allergic to peanuts….they are pretty much always good, always hot, even when they aren’t….which can happen to, I mean I have a dirty fat neighbor and her full-back panties she hangs to dry are repulsive, but any panty she’d put out to dry would be repulsive, I think the sexier they were, the more respulsive they’d be so my Full Back Panty support is based on the woman, not the panty style, and ultimately, if I can fuck her, I’m into her underwear or lack of underwear choices….

Here are some fullbacks because it’s not about the panty, it’s about the content of the character, or at least the wetness of the cunt…or size of the tits, since most women I get with are dry as shit due to my inability to turn them on.

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2023

Jun

Van Lifer in Spandex Empties Pee Jug and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Slutty Wipe it Down Girl

Wife treats hustband like he treats her for a viral hit:

Dick Sucker

Slutty Pottery Girl Makes a Dick

Hot Skater Chick

66 Foot dive in Florida

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

Jun

A Dingo Ate her Baby Maker of the Day

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One of the early Australian psy-ops that I can remember was the “A Dingo At My Baby” story….well here’s an update on that one, where the Dingo eats the baby maker…because why wait for a baby, especially in this era where pussy’s making babies is less common….because women are into hook-up culture, abortions, like they cry for abortions like it’s their religion, all to live lonely and empty existences with their cats thanks to Sex and the City paving the way for women to basically be gay men with a lot of fucking….

Anyway, either that or this bitch’s pussy smelled like lunch, which to a Dingo is likely a rotting animal…

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2023

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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You gotta wonder why they are pushing this idiotic submarine at the site of the titanic story, where a bunch of rich fucks who are probably faking their own deaths, decided to pay 250k a head to take some silly submarine that had no safety track record down to see the Titanic, instead of just watching the James Cameron movie…..which comes with Kate Winslet TITTY…..

We got flooded with MEMES, flooded with news coverage, people in the grocery store are chatting about it, one dude at a coffee shop was on my kick thinking it was all a fake story, rich people faking their own death….

Rich people paying to die, whether it’s a real story or not, is suspicious when they’ve already produced a documentary on the fucking submarine, because they know how to engage the people with low attention spans…..

But people actually CARE about this story, some are sad about this story, forgetting regular people die every day in more tragic and less idiotic ways….

They also forget that it’s summer and bitches in parks wear bikinis….today, there were many, at least one had a great round perky fit ass in her thong bikini, while another was a big fat ass in a tiny bikini and that’s the kind of deep diving I want to suffocate in….

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2023

Jun

Rihanna See Through Bodysuit of the Day

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I don’t know why Rihanna looks full-retard, like she’s got DOWNS or some other Primoridal Dwarfism birth defect, that allowed her to grow full-size and keep growing outwards, but this bitch looks like a fucking retard…an actual fucking retard…but retards need some loving too, and when the retard is a billionaire, super famous and marketed as hot, I guess there’s not shortage of dudes who will look past the retardness and buy into the hype because it works out nicely for them ….

I always say there was a reason Chris Brown made her famous, but I like to think that was all part of the viral stunt that they both still get paid stupid money from being involved in…..COULD it have been FAKE fucking news, definitely, especially when you see how nicely it worked out for her re-branding of herself and the high paid creature she’s become….pretty clever for a retard headed freak…

She’s super pregnant, assuming she’s not a man, which I don’t ever assume, MOViE MAKE UP people, which makes me think is the reason for the sheer dresses, to really try to sell the pregnancy on us, like releasing that info at the SUPER BOWL with the biggest audience, only to keep pushing it with half naked pregnancy erotica that’s not very erotic at all and I don’t just say that because I think pregnancy is freaky and alien, but that may have something to do with it…even though I now see breeding as a miracle and not gross…I’ve evolved as a person….just not when monsters like this do it…because when they do…it’s freaky and alien…and GROSS….

PUT SOME DAMN MATERNITY GEAR ON bitch..

In other Rihanna weird as fuck news, here’s LeBron James rubbing her gut…

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2023

Jun

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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I heard a dude blasting the Thong song down the street from what I think was an old convertible, not a Miata, so I was like “That dude’s got it all figured out”….not that I ever bought into the THONG hype, or thong propaganda that includes pop songs about thongs, while all the celebs at the time were wearing their thongs over their hips and low rise jeans so everyone knew they had thongs, almost like they had a documentary and hit TV series called THONG, the way they are pushing this RICH GUY SUBMARINE story on us….24 hour coverage about 5 idiot rich people potentially faking their own death, or maybe actually dying, in a world where countless people die every day for less dumb reasons, maybe focus our energy there….

Point of the story is fuck the fart and feces filled rich person submarine, but that I was always down to look at asses in thongs and still am and lucky for all of us, the girls in thongs figured out how to make it even more sexual, revealing and exciting, by incorporating their asshole, which is an orifice that is being celebrated by all genders in this genderless world of weird non-binary pronoun freaks…probably as a mechanism to transmit and distribute fecal borne parasites….but as a pervert, seeing a bitches asshole is usually the final move in sexting, the “I got it all now”….so from that perspective, the asshole behind the thong is culturally relevant and IMPORTAN..

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2023

Jun

Chelsea Handler Ass of the Day

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I don’t really understand Chelsea Handler’s cunty sense of humor, but I know that I’ve never found her funny. Maybe it’s because I’m not a catty and empty flacid white woman who connects to her relatable shit, but ultimately, I always thought she sucked and was happy to see her show cancel, even though they gave her a travel show to compensate for being dropped, which wasn’t renewed because clearly other people felt she sucked….and not just dudes who she literally sucked to get the career she had as a funny girl when the whole acting thing didn’t work out for her….

The problem is that CLEARLY Handler doesn’t think she sucks, she thinks she’s hilarious, an innovator, rich because of how important she is, and WORST of all, she thinks she’s hot…

Sure, she’s got fat tits, plastic surgery, blonde hair and in the 90s was probably a cute girl leaving her home down for that DREAMS of Hollywood, and sure she was hot enough to be the COMEDY STORE WHORE which opened doors thanks to powerful people hanging there and happy to get their dick sucked there…but she’s in her 50s, looks like shit and yet she keeps on producing salacious lewd content….

Whether it’s her tits out, her bikini, her ass, she’s fucking nasty, menopausal, boxy and if this is just some aging white woman comedy, which it probably is, I know I don’t fucking like it one bit….but it’s pretty fucking obvious that HANDLER thinks it’s amazing….so I post it to shame her by having you losers jerk off to her…

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