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2023

22

Aug

Leni Klum’s Tits Continue of the Day

Leni Klum is the most important thing to happen this year, mainly because she’s got giant fucking tits, but some of you may be excited because you jerked off to her Victoria’s Secret mom in the 90s and this is pussy that’s come out of her pussy, making you both old and weird….

People are mad that she’s got a flat ass, which doesn’t really offend me because she’s got plenty of time for her metabolism to slow down and her to fatten the fuck up…..which means I am not one of those people mad at her small young tight body, because I’ve seen the tits on her, have you seen the tits on her, they are tits that Heidi wants you to see, they bring new life to her and make her suddenly interesting!

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2023

22

Aug

Whitney Cummings Titty Vein of the Day

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Good one, jokester.

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2023

22

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Tiny tits are titties too…

I am a tiny tit supporter, a tiny tit ambassador, I am a hero who champions the tiny tit because tiny tits are hot, the host bodies less likley to be slop. so get your tiny tits right now….in this gallery!

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2023

22

Aug

Dua Lipa Bra of the Day

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DUA LIPA is one of the most important popstars in the history of popstars because she was designed this way in the lab they raised her in after finding her in a Albanian refugee camp with Rita Ora and Bebe Rexha….

She’s got some bullshit storyline of going viral doing cover songs on Youtube, only to land a record deal and become the most VIRAL talents of ALL time….thanks to her loops being looped on TikTok and unfortunately those loops are song loops and not the loops that her vaginal lips make when she queefs, which I assume is a thing…

She’s got a set of tits that she has encased in some GUCCI because she’s rich and fancy and the good news is that as annoying as she is, she’s not that tranny Sam Smith, so I’ll take a whorish popstar over an annoying woke libtard genderless one pushing the insane agenda that scares me and not just because I accidentally walked into a PRIDE market this weekend and saw WAY too many nerds who found a community and in finding said community based on their sex habits, have now grown out a beard despite owning a cunt….it’s weird out there, so classic pop tits a win…

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2023

22

Aug

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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One of life’s great joys is that women wear really tight fucking pants, now more than ever. You see they always wore tight pants, it’s part of their trying to get male attention so that they have something to complain about once they get that male attention, but for whatever reason, COVID made the world a lazier and more expensive place and these bitches, who now have inflationary bills to pay, know that the comfort of their athleisure is as important as the fact that you can see full cunt and asshole through the tightness of the athleisure gear….and that’s good for fucking business, you know to get that male attention so that they can complain about how gross men are, before trying to sell them pics of their assholes for 9.99 a month. Women…a weird breed but I am perfectly fine being the creep that gives them the toxic masculinity they complain about!

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2023

22

Aug

Iris Apatow Bikini of the Day

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There’s a meme that I saw that read that retarded women have rockin’ tits because it allows them to have a better chance at survival. Makes sense to me because tits will make even the most normal dude fuck a retard for the tits…

I didn’t believe the meme because I had never really seen any hot retard tits, but I have known some retards who were kids of people I knew that escaped their retard institutions for weeks at a time only to come back pregnant, so I always thought that retards were down to fuck….

Earlier today, I saw a retarded girl walking along all retardedly, her mangled face from what we’ll assume was a fucked up premature birth terrified me, but her shirt was tight and her tits were perky and large, her nipples hard and I said “Damn that retard meme was FACTS”….

Iris Apatow, the daughter of Judd, who I once saw do stand-up where he talked about his daugthers and their vaginas, which creeped me out back then, since they were children….probably thinks she’s next generation Hollywood, because these people just cast their kids, creating some insular industry of low grade crap, but in her mind she’s ROYALTY…

Well, she looks like a retard in the face but the tits aren’t epic for survival at all, probably because she’s rich and her retardedness can buy survival…but the good news is that at least she starves herself out!

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2023

22

Aug

Jenna Dewan Panty Flash of the Day

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I’ve told this story before, I only have about 5 stories that I remember and unfortunately this is one of them….

The story goes like this…

Jenna Dewan, the back-up dancer, always at the back of the stage, never at the front of the stage, probably always wanting to be the front of the stage, but that’s not where back-up dancers are, even when they are whores….

She was able to take her dancing abilities to the bedroom with Channing Tatum, maybe they bonded on dance, or maybe they bonded on being whores on casting couches as they were both coming up, because you know that his career being gay for pay as a male stripper also involved being gay on the casting couch, or gay at the gay producer’s pool parties where he’d walk around with his dick out for the other gay execs to get excited over….

It worked out nicely for him, he was able to turn his male stripping into a movie franchise I’ve never seen, which means it worked out nicely for her because she married the idiot and got 50 percent of all his assets as they do…

Anyway, my story is that I met one of their agents at a bar, he may have been lying but he was very into stories of going to their house where they’d both be naked and trying to get him naked when he was dropping off scripts….because that’s what whores do when they make it, they still have the whore gene in their brain…

So, her flashing her panties jumping into bed is pretty offensive, like we don’t deserve the mom of two kids with two men pussy flash and that’s just mean spirited and bitchy…

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2023

22

Aug

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Surfs up motherfuckers.

I’m the kind of guy who would jerk off in the corner of the pool, you know a little fuck the pool jet while pretending to be doing aquafit with the senior citizens I am fucking the pool jet to, you know to justify my terrifying moans and screeching…

So, I’m into the whole bikini thing, even if bikinis aren’t naked, they’re half naked, and sometimes better than naked…

I am a believer that the bikini is the reason the internet exists, or at least social media, so with that….here’s some random ass compilation of swimwear because it is important!

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2023

21

Aug

Leni Klum Nip Slipping and Showing Ass of the Day

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I am going to pretend that my Leni Klum coverage is basically my LEWINSKY. I’ve used this reference before and it’s that the site DrudgeReport was apparently launched because they had the Lewinsky story…..

I have been doing this site for close to 20 years, I think we’re at 19 years this November, and I’ve yet to have a real viral story, other than an exclusive SQUIRT clip of Farrah Abraham that got posted on Gawker and pushed 500k people here, only to never come back again….

So like Heidi Klum, Leni is my last hope, but unlike Heidi Klum, I’m not rich or able to sit on my pile of money if this doesn’t work out, so I’m going to milk these big German / Italian tits like a countryside farmer getting milk for our German Alp hot chocolate….

The hot daughter has an exposed nipple that looks like a small and pale nipple, which is an exciting nipple on such a large tit.

She also has some ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs going on, even though the internet incel community think her ass lacks shape and excitement, it’s still got an asshole to be seen, coveted or jerked off to….

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2023

21

Aug

Britney Spears Gets Licked and Topless of the Day

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Britney Spears, or her body double, or her clone, or her AR filter have recently let her handler who played her husband go. They are calling it a divorce.

I assume his contract was up and he has a better life to live as Britney’s ex, probably at the gay clubs or by the pool in Palm Springs where he can probably afford to live off his Britney earnings since his acting career is pretty shitty.

That’s not to say he wasn’t a rich kid to begin with, it’s just to say that marrying Britney means getting paid….especially when it’s an actual paid job to push the lie that she’s still alive, that she’s free, that she’s not in an institution, or that she’s not a body double, an AR Filter, or even to push that she’s fucking nuts.

To make her storyline even more obscure she posted some now single toplessness, you know, it’s what huge popstars do after the trauma of being a celebrity has destroyed them at their core…something I look for in a woman….

Then she hired a group of awkward dudes, probably of craigslist, all looking like her husband, all topless, and licking her from the boot up with some weirdo director behind the camera only for the content to look more like a snuff film from the VHS era than social media content in the porn generation.

If only she hire me to be the creeper giving direction, I can assure you that I’d make it good.

Here’s her caption, make sense of it if you can, because I can’t but it seems Britney could have been run through by a bunch of gay migrants who floated into Europe on a raft only to be adopted by Britney…..

When you go to meet up with a so called “friend” and drive an hour for chicken !!! Then you have to wait in the car and need to use the bathroom … I knew paps were tipped off because the car I was in was never used before … so how I was I followed ??? Malibu Canyon Road is the most horrible road ever to drive on … so what does a bitch like me do !!??! I put my green dress on and show up at my friends !!! I invited my fav boys over and PLAYED ALL NIGHT !!!

Weird….

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