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2023

18

Aug

Try Hard Dove Cameron’s Freakish Goth Face with No Eyebrows of the Day

We get it Dove Camerons, you’re some dark and edgy rich kid from the Disney Channel, who was likely put through some pretty abusive shit in her career as a rich kid from Disney living out her mom’s dreams, assuming she’s not from one of their subterranean cloning labs, which I don’t.

Now she’s all gothic and rock and roll, maybe even satanic and looking like some kind of demon out of a horror movie, or just some alien whore from a Sci-Fi movie, just human enough to not feel like you’re dick’s going to get eating off by her alien cunt…

All black haired and weird platform boot, with a tit hanging out of a bikini top, with no eyebroes and what looks like some KLINGON forehead prosthetic, which obviously you TREK nerds that I know exist will probably cum all over your gamer chairs because pathetic, virgin, almost kissed a girl once, it’s not your fault, it’s AUTISM…

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2023

18

Aug

Weight Watcher Wednesday on a Friday of the Day

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I’ve been lazy as shit this week, which I figure is some character actor’s approach to their subject, which in this case is the plight of the fat chick, not the flight of the fat chick, because the flight of the fat chick is terrifying for the poor bastard sitting next to her on the plane, or for the small plane pilot loading her into his plane like she’s Aaliyah’s luggage in the Bahamas, before plummeting from the heavens their untimely deaths…not the fat chick cares, seeing as she’s already ready for that untimely death..

So in preparation of this post, I have eaten some cake to get my blood sugar all wonky, I’ve been lazy as shit staring at the fucking screen all day, doing some online shopping in hopes it triggers some happiness while being so miserable, just not as happy as eating that cake, until after eating the cake, only to scroll on social media and leave mean comments on skinny girl’s profiles…

You see fat-chicking is a way of life.

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2023

17

Aug

Rumer Willis Nude of the Day

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Rumer Willis is pretty bold, not because she’s posting a post pregnancy nude to the internet like some kind of low level whore, showing off her milk filled mom tits, while her shredded baby stomach hangs over her thighs…..

She’s pretty bold because she keeps her weirdly modified face in the frame, you know if you’re going to get naked on the instagram, you don’t need the face in on the action, especially when the face has been branded a “Baked Potato” looking face…

I like to think of her as evidence that when a woman with a lot of plastic surgery has a kid, the kid comes out looking like the woman probably looked before her plastic surgery, bringing the baby daddy the ugly kid surprise with a little “WHOOPS, I forgot to tell you, I’m fake as fuck but my WOMB doesn’t lie because you can’t plastic surgery your kid in the womb to live up to the lie”…OOPS!!!

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2023

17

Aug

Rita Ora Shows Off 1/4 Ass of the Day

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Married and old Rita Ora is still trying to bring it, some would argue she’s trying harder now than ever before because she knows that the end of the road is near for her and she hasn’t quite hit that superstar fame she was originally slated for, instead she’s seen all these other cunts she probably hates and sees as being less talented than her make it, from DUA LIPA and BEBE REXHA her fellow ALBANIAN refugees who made it, to CARDI B and her WET ASS PUSSY that I am sure is probably WET for reasons we wouldn’t want to know, like infections…..to LIZZO who as a fat girl locked into being fat as it is her brand, despite fat shaming her dancers when making them eat bananas out of VAGINAS….even CHARLI XCX is a bigger deal than RITA ORA who has been trying really hard at all the events with those rockin tits…

Well, in keeping on the trying to make it she’s out here showing her ass, just not full ass, only 1/4 ass which doesn’t make you 1/4 the whore, so you might as well just show full ass, since the 1/4 ass is as scandalous as the full ass, only more enraging for not showing the full ass..

Showing 1/4 ass makes you just as much of a shameless exhibitionist whore, maybe even more of a whore, because you’re annoying about not showing the rest of the ass..JERK

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2023

17

Aug

Fishnet Friday on a Thursday of the Day

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I just posted a Miley Cyrus in fishnets post, realizing that I didn’t do my FISHNET FRIDAY last week, which isn’t fair to the FISHNET fetishists out there.

Plus, FISHNETS are for everyday not just FRIDAYS, because girls are whores EVERYDAY not on FRIDAYS…they are accessible and exciting and not just for fat blue haired fat non binary lesbians who don’t identify as lesbians but some alternative sexuality like PAN sexual whilst in some POLYAMOROUS relationship with various levels of boyfriends, girlfriends, theyfriends, at various levels of sex with each, knowing they are all as freakishly weird as the main fat fuck neuro-divergant autistic allergic to everything weak genetic freak..

FISHNETS can be for regular old fashioned hot chicks trying to sex up their content or lives too….

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2023

17

Aug

Miley Cyrus Fishnets of the Day

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It’s not Fishnet Friday, but MILEY CYRUS doesn’t care, because MILEY is the master of her world, at least she probably believes that because the people who actually own her have coded her to believe that she’s the brains of the operation and not the mind controlled puppet doing what she’s supposed to be doing to influence and shape a whole bunch of people who are into everything Miley Cyrus because they are just as brainwashed as she is.

This is for some promo shit, her face looks a little too edited and thus terrifying and AI, but she’s flirty with the shirt strap hanging off her shoulder, all big mouthed and big eyed ready for you to jerk off to her.

I prefer her nude work that inspired a generation of women to get nude on the internet like a TUMBLR chick…..

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2023

17

Aug

Renee Olstead’s Still Got Her Tits Out of the Day

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Her name is Renee Olstead, she’s a TV starlet who never really was, but she was enough to be on a TV show that people actually watched. It makes the fact that she chose to hop into the exclusive content game rather than go to auditions pretty fun. I guess selling nudes is not selling your body, and it’s more lucrative than shitty pay scale the actors get. Plus not being forced to suck up to some of the biggest try hard losers who were drawn to the entertainment industry, hoping to run those casting couches, because they were losers drawn the glitz and glam of being business men in Hollywood because when you make it in Hollywood you get power, cool factor and all that other stuff they don’t inherently have. Most importantly, the hot chicks who are drawn to Hollywood are as desperate as the loser execs and they’ll fuck them as hard as they can for an opportunity, which is selling your body not selling nudes and that probably smells better while allowing you to sleep at night…

Here are her tits!

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2023

15

Aug

Heather Graham Shows her Dinosaur Feet and Bikinis on Vacation Despite Maui for the Old Lady Chasers of the Day

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Heather Graham may be old, but nostalgia makes me stare at her tits….

The Sydney Sweeney of her generation, all old but still rocking the big tits, because cancer hasn’t got her tits yet…and even if it didn’t, she’d likely find a rich person way to salvage those tits….

I do remember staring at her naked in Boogie Nights and thinking, Heather Graham, that’s a name I’ll remember and one day when I launch an internet website that no one reads, I’ll post her mid 40 year old tits as a tribute to what was, you know in 2023 when they have flying cares and SEX ROBOTS and shit…

I wouldn’t say I’m still a Heather Graham fan, but the beauty of old nudes is they can be jerked off to forever, so thank her for that ARCHIVE…

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2023

15

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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Big Tits may be great and all, you know fun to look at, fun to watch bounce around, fun to see doing big tit things like advance their careers as instagram models or content creators, or whatever else it is big tits do now that they don’t have to spend their lives working bottle service at a club…..

But Tiny Tits are titties too and thanks to being a dude with a perversion, I can stare at tiny tits all fucking day, just as much as I can stare at big sloppies, because it’s about the tits bro, not the size but the fact that I’m staring at tits, so here are those tits.

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2023

15

Aug

Em Rat Cow’s Brings the Crabs Back to the Beach with her Latest Mom Crotch in a Bikini Shot of the Day

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I read somewhere that Em Rata or Em Rat Cow as we lovingly call her used to be a misogynist in her approach to life, a straight up woman chaser before trying to polarize being a sex working level of instagram model, because she got famous for her NUDES, into being some sort of fake feminist, modern feminist mission….she’s not the brightest, you see she had to drop out of school to maintain her instagram famous life….

Well, with a face like that, I believe she was a misogynist, because despite having seen her vagina numerous times thanks to feminism, I know she doesn’t have a dick, but a hard face like that tells a different story…one of a misogynist who just happens to have great tits, probably fake, but still great, even post baby thanks to what we’ll assume is a “Mommy makeover” these whores get to maintain their pre baby whore bodies…FUN!

Well this isn’t about her tits, it’s about pussy in a bikini at the beach….

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