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2023

20

Sep

Paris Hilton Nips for Old Times of the Days

Paris Hilton is an old bat, but a memory of the era when Russell Brand was allegedly raping chicks…and I was trolling Paris Hilton thanks to having her cell phone leaked giving me numbers of all the people in her circle, including her, and allowing me to really not achieve much….I am a loser…however that era was a great time….

Arguably the golden era of good times, maybe not for those chicks…but at least for the internet, comedy, good times……when people were a little less obsessed with politically correct or being inclusive and you were allowed to compliment a girl’s tits in the public forum for an awkward and pervy laugh…

I’m not saying that Brand or any celebrity of the time, maximizing their celebrity for pussy, and being allegedly demanding like a bratty and needy celeb with said pussy is a good thing….I’m just saying the early 000s were a good time…

The Brand speaks, his arrogance, his pompous “British Accent is a Fetish to American Girls” approach to life, his hype in his movies and his tight pants and love of the spotlight and being the center of attention is all things that make me says “There is no way that guy is NOT a rapist..”…but Paris Hilton man, what a trip that was…

Well, she’s still heavily masculine, now more than ever due to menopause, she still once starred in a fuck tape that paved the way for all the shit we deal with, she’s now walking around braless for fashion like all the girls out there, carrying her rent boy husband around at the same time, and there are NIPPLES….

Sure, she’s the reason for Kim Kardashian…but just more reason to hate her….

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2023

20

Sep

Pervert Does his California Beach Walk of the Day

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This video was posted on Youtube a month ago. It was actually shown to me over the last few days as a recommendation and not because I was talking about placing creeper cams in public bathrooms as a joke, or even because I read a story about the family suing an airline because the flight waitress put a camera in the first class bathroom to watch their 15 year old daughter shit….

This video was being promoted to me because the Youtube machine things creeper cam content on the beach is totally fine…

So when you and your friends text each other those upskirts and cameltoes you see along the way, the unsuspecting girls, know that google will let you monetize that.

They won’t let me monetize any site I’ve wanted to, but if I walk the beach with a hidden cam and stop in front of hot chicks, to give the disabled loser at home who can’t walk the beach a cosplay or virtual experience….they’ll run ads to Club Med on the shit….

Crazy world….where creepers are rewarded…JUST NOT THIS CREEPER….

Oh….life as a cancelled before cancelled meant something loser…

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2023

20

Sep

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It’s lunchtime…

Eat Up…

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2023

20

Sep

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I think the whole “No Fat Chicks Allowed” concept of shaming fat girls for being fat, all in efforts to help save their lives, so that they get less fat, is one of those things that has just motivated fat chicks to not get fit, in efforts to save their lives, but rather to put that energy into proving that “segregation is wrong” and that you can’t back of the bus them, and not just because it’ll destroy the bus’ shocks, but because they are people too, just the size of two people…

SO yeah, maybe the only option is to jerk off to fat chicks, give them what they want, until they don’t have a reason to prove themselves anymore, giving up on the whole being fat for activism, realizing that they are gross, and wanting to get fit, so that they can have better lives….

Get to it…

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

19

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Yeah, I’m a grown ass man who runs a blog like a teen girl in the early 2000s who cuts herself and has an eating disorder because she hates herself cuz all the cool girls don’t like her and the boy she has a crush on doesn’t know she exists….

What the fuck am I gonna do about it…..

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2023

19

Sep

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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I got an aggressive letter from a lawyer over one of the TIGHT PANT girls I’ve featured….because the thing with internet whores, is that the second the internet whoring slows down, or they find god, or a boyfriend, they try to erase the internet whoring, and people like me who have a legacy or archive of their whoring, that historical record of them losing course and being bad girls, end up being seen as the bad guy because we’ve taken their right or control over their whoring from them, because it’s not as simple as deleting it off your photo album or instagram stream….

Instead of nice messages of “I wore tight pants because I like tight pants and wanted people to see me in tight pants, since the folks in the small town in Florida my Driver’s License says I am from doesn’t really give me the same thrill as the idea of my tight pants being jerked off to in far off places, luxurious places, exciting places, like Decatur or some shit in Idaho”….

So here are tight pants trying to go viral because if you squeeze in the tight pants, get those tight pants seen, until you find god, a boyfriend, a job, or your parents find out you’re being a whore and they shame you…

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Posted in:Tight Pants

2023

19

Sep

Olivia Holt Hard Nipples of the Day

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Olivia Holt has nipples….and she wants you to know it….

You have to wonder if the women in the world actually know they are rocking their tits out, with their hard nipples out for all to basically see their full tit….because in an era gone by, that would have been a staged thing, a produced thing, a real production…..there would be ice involved, or cold weather…and it would be intentional…

I think that even though it’s style, it’s normalized that they pretend they don’t know what they are doing, but they are women and know exactly what they are doing….and that isshowing off tit and love the cocktease it provides by showing off tit….while being the first to say “that guy’s creepy”….

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2023

19

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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We got some tiny tits to remind you that liking tits of all size thanks to being tits is perfectly acceptable and it only makes you gay if the tiny tits have a dick attached to them…which in this era…happens more than it probably should….but people like to fight god’s will and think he gets it wrong because we’re in a godless society that doesn’t think God is great, but rather than saving up money or having State sanctioned and paid for surgery to cut your dick off is…

Yes, this is a celebrating tiny tit post, because I like the tight bodies that rock the tiny tits and have always appreciated a Tiny Tit for the nipple…but there’s always one middle of the road Walmart shopper out there who is like “tiny tits are for fags man”…as her faps in the bathroom to some fat chick he saw in the donut section….too fat for most, but not too fat to be willing to fuck him….

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2023

19

Sep

Jojo Bra and Panties of the Day

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Remember Jojo….

Well, it’s safe to say the sexualized child star turned adult now in her 30s is probably still a sexual deviant, because sexualized children always grow up to be freaks, or lesbians, which are also freaks…

She’s out here doing some weird masturbation pose, her old face blurred out so you can still remember her 50 pounds lighter, with her big ass that confuses me a little in this post, and her hand between her legs like one of those nymphos who can’t stop making herself cum, and by nympho I mean retard at the institution who doen’t know how to turn that part of her brain off cuz she’s a retard….

Horny chicks and retards are so similar…

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Posted in:JoJo|Jojo Levesque

2023

19

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The summer may be over for half of us idiots who live in the cold winter hell we live in for whatever fucking reason that makes no sense to me and I live through this shit, maybe the lack of sun feeds myth vitamin D deficiency and allows me to be the best troll that I cam be, by actually being a never leave the house troll…

Since the internet is life…and life isn’t real anymore, nothing is real anymore, but the bikini pics on the internet keep me scrolling and distracted from realizing we’re all fucking doomed!

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