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2023

19

Sep

Jojo Bra and Panties of the Day

Remember Jojo….

Well, it’s safe to say the sexualized child star turned adult now in her 30s is probably still a sexual deviant, because sexualized children always grow up to be freaks, or lesbians, which are also freaks…

She’s out here doing some weird masturbation pose, her old face blurred out so you can still remember her 50 pounds lighter, with her big ass that confuses me a little in this post, and her hand between her legs like one of those nymphos who can’t stop making herself cum, and by nympho I mean retard at the institution who doen’t know how to turn that part of her brain off cuz she’s a retard….

Horny chicks and retards are so similar…

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2023

19

Sep

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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The summer may be over for half of us idiots who live in the cold winter hell we live in for whatever fucking reason that makes no sense to me and I live through this shit, maybe the lack of sun feeds myth vitamin D deficiency and allows me to be the best troll that I cam be, by actually being a never leave the house troll…

Since the internet is life…and life isn’t real anymore, nothing is real anymore, but the bikini pics on the internet keep me scrolling and distracted from realizing we’re all fucking doomed!

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2023

18

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to instagram life, you’d think that every girl out there is a money grubbing, spoiled and entitled fake titty, fake lip, nasty and greedy, self involved, narcissistic, lazy and unexciting twat….

But as it turns out, not all the women in the world are Kardashians in training, because the other day I saw at least three big titty, skinny, crackwhore bitches, that were hungry as fuck….in need of money….maybe even desperate.

Some were young enough to still be hot bodied, one old enough to be toothless and have a stomach that you know had some kids, one in a sports bra, one in a sheer wife beater being given a pita sandwich by some pervert you know was contemplating human trafficking her…and all knew they had a pussy they could monetize, they just were low hanging fruit motherfuckers, down to earth, not overly needy or wanting too much pussy, maybe some low ambition pussy….or some not feeling worthy of big money pussy….and that means that in these high interest and high inflation times….there’s still pussy broke fucks can afford….

And that’s exciting to someone who spends too much time on the internet and assumed that all fuckable whores were keen and expensive on internet whores…what a revelation…

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5 Top Rated Hair Accessories For a Better Mane!
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Livvy Dunne Tags her Teammates!
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Plus Her Underwear Line!
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Charli XCX Braless in a See Through Top!
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Every Car Needs This Feature
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Caroline Vreeland’s Bikini Bump!
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Therapist Gets Rescued From Drowning In A Pool By A 12-Year-Old
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The 15 Funniest Warning Signs of All Time
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Driver Follows Burglars Breaking Into Parked Cars
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23 PeopleE Definitely Having A Shittier Day Than You
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Tom Brady’s Part Time Girl Irina Shayk Does Offensive Fashion!
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Rhino Completely Destroys A Car
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Compilation Of Bad Drivers And Driving Fails
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Mexico Releases Proof Of Aliens!
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Camila Cabello … pink upskirt !
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Kazimir Crossley’s Poolside Spectacle: Bikini, Boobs and Alluring Ass
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Top 14 Suicide Moves In Breakdancing
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50+ Photos Of Massive Busty Girls
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25 Quotes That Could Make All Americans Better People
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Doorbell Camera Footage Of A Shootout In New Orleans
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Is Olivia Culpo Doing Damage Control?
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Debbie St. Pierre is a Ferrari Girl!
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Woman Dances And Taunts Mother Nature, Gets Swept Off Her Feet By A Huge Wave
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Emily Ratajkowski and Adwoa Aboah Attending Vogue World After Party!
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Salma Hayek is the Lady in Red!
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Slum Fights E86
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Hilarious Compilation Of People Slipping And Falling
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Mens Accessories That Can Upgrade Up Your Outfit!
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Crazy Instances From All Over The Internet That Will Leave You Shocked
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Frankie Bridge’s Jaw-Dropping Bra and Boob Reveal: The Hottest Moment at Apollo Theatre!
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Workout & Gymnastics with Molly !
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Elevator Video Of The World Trade Center Is Truly Chilling
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Just Gonna Shit Right Here
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Toys 4 Twats
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Ashley Benson Gets Racy in “Wilderness”!
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Peyton Roi List – Attends day 2 of Beautycon in Los Angeles
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Lottie Moss – Dreaming Eli presentation at London Fashion Week
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Olivia Dunne – LSU Gymnastics Team Photos
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Vanessa Hudgens – Style Week OC at Fashion Island in Newport Beach
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Olivia Holt – The Giving Keys Photoshoot
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Tana Mongeau – Night out in New York
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Rita Ora – Going home in an underwear outfit in London
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Taylor Swift & Blake Lively – Out for dinner in New York
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Lily James – Erdem show at London Fashion Week
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Kathryn Newton – Erdem show at London Fashion Week
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Tali Lennox See Through to Nipples in a Red Dress!
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Playboy’s Playmate Centerfolds
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Nice Booty (GIF)
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Kay Lovely as Barbie XXX!
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Girl Humping Pillow
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Baby Got Back
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Sophie Lane Curtis topless in On Our Way (2023)
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They Hacked Her, AGAIN!
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Niky’s Nude Body is a Work of Art!
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Hottie closes her eyes and enjoys the feeling of a throbbing cock up her ass
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So Fucking Hot (GIF)
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Lindsey Wixson nude and sexy
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The Ereoticism Of Oleksandra Terletska
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When her dad hired a tutor he didn’t know she would end up fucking him
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Insatiable XXXIV
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Hardbodies – Part 3
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Wicked Blonde Sends Out Some Cool Snaps
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Pussy Rubbing
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Samantha Cruuz Blue Lingerie Strip!
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Rita Ora Nipple Pokies at the Venice Airport!
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Dove Cameron in new leaked nude videos and pics
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Roxie Sinner is Hard at Work!
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Can I Borrow a Pen to Tag that Ass?
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Come Onnn Titty (GIF)
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Cowgirl (GIF)
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WTF? (GIF)
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Elegant Pussy Flash!
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Weird Skillset!
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2023

18

Sep

Stella Hudgens Public Nudity of the Day

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In a world of perverts on the internet, public nudity is a very big trend….

In a world of shamelss perverts on the internet, public nudity is their attempt to show off how wild and racy they are…

In a world of OnlyFans….you’d be an idiot to not have an OnlyFans…

In a world of celebrity and OnlyFans, you’d be an idiot to not have an OnlyFans if you had the low level celebrity that comes with being the sister of an actual celebrity that lures in real weird and obsessed fans, who have credit cards and are excited by the celebrity affiliated tits…I mean, they are sisters, that’s like a direct one degree of separation to the tits they are obsessed with….something to really milk, you know the sadness out of these losers…

So clearly, Stella Hudgens knows what’s up with the tits she can market to the weakest loser with a credit card around…allowing her to live the dream life she was probably already living off the back of her sister, now living it off her fronts…her titty fronts..

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2023

18

Sep

Milf Monday of the Day

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I read some bullshit article about some divorced woman who was such a good mother that she didn’t keep her family together, and now that she’s been influenced by the whole instagram and social media life of expired women who have had kids deciding to become the single whore they should have been, despite having kids, and not realizing the point of that movement is to be self involved idiots who don’t breed, only to be pointed and laughed at at the end of the road when they hit menopause and can’t have kids…in a “SUCKER” situation…

Sucker chose to suck strangers rather than breed….dumbos…

Anyway, the article was single mom who was bored with her married sex life got with a young dude with a MILF fetish….and it was a lot of fun for her at first…before realizing the young guy was a man child and his MILF fetish was to have a mom he could fuck, not that he was turned on by her being a mom, but rather being his mom…

So MILF fetishes are weird….and here are some MILFS for you weirdos..

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2023

18

Sep

Allegedly Dove Cameron Nudes of the Day

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It’s times like this that I wish I lived in Russia, I mean I always wish that I lived in Russia, mainly because of the hot women, the cool dress code and cars and really the whole communism…or aftershock of communism….because when you’re based in Russia and the celebrities come after you for posting their leaked nudes, that they probably leaked themselves, showcasing their fake titty, you can just let them try to find you in your vodka soaked stupor…and laugh at their lawyer letters in peace…

Her name is apparently Dove Cameron, she’s a Disney chick and there’s no real evidence this is her and her fake tits, but it seems like it’s a right of passage for these girls to release the nudes and we like nudes, even when they don’t have a celebrity tie in….because nudity is fun!

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2023

18

Sep

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t believe in the medical industry, I am a let nature take its course and let all the weak genetics with their cancers and shitty hearts, retardations and organ failures die the way nature intended, since they collectively bring down the human experience….

There’s beauty in the animal kingdom, where nature takes its course…so all these overpaid workers, all these overpaid doctors who think they are heroes but are for the most part basically retards that chicks like because they are rich, all these pharma companies medicating us, or paying the politicians to make us sick so that they can medicate us, then all these freaks all fucking medicated….

Then there’s the hospital being one of the least sexy places to fap, even to nurses covered in dying person blood and feces aren’t that hot, mainly because they wear scrubs and not vintage nurse fetish gear you’d want.

Sure, if I was dying in hospital and not in my everyday life, their washing my dick off would be the highlight of my life, but as someone who hates hospital and all that germs, it’s all pretty gross to me…plus, they’re probably too busy on their phones speaking some other language to really wash my dick the way you’d want your dick washed…

The one thing I know is that the nurses are the sex workers of the medical industry, so this speaks to that..

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

18

Sep

Sabrina Carpenter Almost Panty Flash of the Day

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I don’t know why Sabrina Carpenter looks like a bloated, pink faced, muppet from social media, but I’ll assume that has something to do with face injections, a food allergy, a vaccine injury, alcoholism and shitty make-up….

But it’s also the look of the generation, the over the top muppet, the porn chick or the stripper than was cycled to the youth, because it’s not just for strippers and rich ladies in their mansions anymore, but perfect for the budding young talent in the entertainment industry….

She’s wearing one of those low cut titty dresses, which are fantastic for the stripper lovers out there who fall in love for the slow song before the get naked song….you know the stripper gear of the past that instagram has made everyone wear in the now….and some of these bitches pay 10k for this shit…because the world is silly…

All this to say Sabrina Carpenter is some pop starlet…

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Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2023

18

Sep

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Here’s some tits doing what tits do, basically the reason we’re called mammals is because of these lactating orbs attached to all of our chests that produce milk….

So without the tits, we wouldn’t be mammals, just some other warm blooded creature….meaning our whole existence and our whole categorization as an animal is based on the tits…

Which is probably why we’re all so tit obsessed, it just got perverted along the way because as a species, we’re fucking perverted, probably because perversion leads to boners which leads to cumming in a bitch and making her a baby, which will get those tits milk filled, to keep the cycle going…..

That’s why I’m posting these lactation videos, so that you can see tits as a non-sexual thing, but rather as a species defining and species surviving tool….that you can jerk off to.